₦airaland Forum

LincolnOnyeabor:
Nothing ever comes down in this Country.

Nothing at all, once it goes up, it hangs there and then continues it's trajectory again.


So Annoyingly Craaaazzzyyyy

Fuel prices came down once during Yar'Adua tenure(God rest his soul).
Best President so far..

OyigboUpdate:
Chinasa Nworu ESN has retaliated killing the ESN of Simon Ekpa.
Even thou Simon Ekpa own ESN faction claimed it was Chinansa Nworu own that started the war.

Watch on Facebook. ESN killing rival ESN

https://fb.watch/g-ibSphjv9/

There's no execution video there

This tug of war back and forth is to gradually increase the pump price to 350# per litre before March 2023.
We'll experience 2-3 more fuel shortages until they've achieved their aim.

doggedfighter:
FBI got nothing on you

Lolz. What FBi?
My posts are there for all to see..
Yes I complained about the car.. does it mean it can't be fixed and driven?
Y'all just love to joke a lot in this forum

buygala:
Same car you are complaining about here yeah?


Why are you so wicked Sir

Yes. I want to get rid of it
Doesn't make it a bad car necessarily

Timagex:
Where is the foam sir? Show me..

It's right there..
Shows the engine has experienced some high temperatures during it's life with you.

dokibo:
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Which Tinubu"s family?
Or you meant Tinubu Family?
Cos that bastard's family if any is in Iragbiji.

kingreign:
K

Gosh. You've been demystified
How the mighty fallen...

Don't try it.
I repeat. Don't try it.

Still available

Black man only cares about himself and white pussy

nymphomaniac:
sorry bro. These Nigerian used cars you bought, who helped you buy them? Did a mechanic go along? Competent one o

The first one. I admit. I went alone. The mechanic was forming busy so I went ahead to check the car out . Tho I sensed something was off but my enthusiasm to buy and drive a BMW was too much to resist.. paid dearly for it.
The second one. The mechanic followed me o.
We checked and checked.. he assured everything was okay tho some few repairs as per Naija used car.. oh boy. This moto dey chop fuel like God knows what.. terrible gas mileage.. in the process of selling it off tho .

Where do I start from?
Sold a perfectly good 97 Toyota Carina E with fantastic engine for a Naija used BMW325i. Nothing I didn't change in the car. Suspension, battery, tyres, sensors, even bought half engine .. the car was totally useless.. sold it off for crap.
As If I never learn lesson.. fast forward.. sold my Toyota Camry 09 I bought toks and bought Naija used Acura MDX 05.
Plethora of issues.. suspension issues, engine issues.. car drank fuel like a fish. So tired of the car .. barely 7 months after ownership.. I want to get rid of it..
Gosh.

Bumping..

Evil begets evil
Karma is a bitch.. it will Bleep u up at the right time and at the right place.
Y'all steal the commonwealth and expect to escape the repercussions?
Everyone of you that stole our money and life uncomfortable for the common man will chop breakfast one after another.

tildats:
This is called 02 spacer and it’s a generic device. Just state the price, except you want to con a customer based on the value of their vehicle.
Please correct the notion that it acts as catalyst. It only helps to space the 02 sensor from the exhaust to avoid being heated enough to trigger the CEL caused by bad catalyst or no catalyst exhaust system.

You'll never get a reply from him since that's exactly what it is. A spacer..fits all vehicles.. does the same job.. so what's the point in calling if not to fleece the naive and gullible.

Kwamecron:
1.5m

You're even generous..
Car of 1.3-14mil

Bump

Lekan239:
I went to a car dealer stand today and I saw a lexus 350 that I like. What are what I need to check when buying a toks from a car dealer, do I also still need to go with a mechanic

Please and please. Follow up on this religiously
1. Know that the custom papers provided WILL BE 100% fake . Know this and have peace.
2. You should carry along a competent mechanic not one that would allow you buy a lemon so as to have a constant source of patronage from you when the car start acting up.
3. Ensure you open the bonnet and check the oil level and smell.. it can reveal a lot
4. If you start the engine and the radiator fan starts blowing immediately.. off engine and walk away.. they've tampered with the wiring .
Don't attempt to buy and fix later.
Same goes with AC and PS systems.
5. Ensure you drive long enough to allow all the 5 or 6 ears shift in and out.. also make sure the temp gauge gets to middle and listen to engine noise when idling.. if for any reason the seller is hesitant or reluctant to allow you reach decent speed. Kukuma drive back and walk away.
6. Make sure all the light and symbols on the dashboard comes on when you put the ignition to ON position. Many a dubious car dealer will use black tape to cover the check engine light and Airbag light to deceive many a gullible buyer.
7. Check the body thoroughly.. if you see any new paint work in patches especially the bumpers. Just walk away . It came through bush.
8. Check exhaust sound and smoke . A lot can be discerned fron that.
9. When driving the car. Check stability and centering. If the car feels off . It's most certain it's been involved in accident and written off as salvage only for our brethren to import and patch-fix in Ladino.
10. Finally. Even if all this checks out. Before you pay. Run a VIN NUMBER report.. abeg.. e get why..

Nothing like perfect car.. just aim to get something decent and safe to drive

Odua Nation

2special:
I have an issue with my also, if I start the car engine, the radio/CD will be noisy but if I switch off the car engine, both works perfectly.

Sounds like interference...

In good driving condition..
Looking for a new home.

Bump

Still available....

EngrObed:
Yesterday morning, my car radio system suddenly stopped coming on. The fuse has been checked and is intact. What might be the cause please?
It's a highlander 2012 model.

It has another fuse at the back apart from the one at the fusebox.
Check it and revert..
If still good.. the radio is burnt.
Replace

kyngTony:
How can I get a fake/Temporary drivers license?

If you can help out, drop contact details

Imagine this nonsense

Make she cum marry the girl na..
For the man to come visit.. they've been sexually active .

More pictures

Make: Acura
Model: MDX
Year: 2004
Colour: silver
Engine: 3.5L V6
Transmission: 5 speed automatic
Air-conditioning: working perfectly

Rigged car with suspension replaced.
Powerful engine with 3row seats.
Touring model with Navigation, 6 CD player.
Original heated leather seats in good condition.
Two keys available.
Vehicle is available for inspection in Lagos (Ebute-Metta or Surulere)
Price is 2mil negotiable.
Contact number (WhatsApp only please)
*08184052425*

Rilwayne001:
@SEUN Osewa, I see you have been going all about twitter trying really hard to play down the possible positive effect that we can eventually gained from the naira redesign.

But here is another PoV as I await your reply:

1). So many Nigerians have stacked Naira notes in their closets and are cut up with this policy of the CBN. There is a rush by ignorant Nigerians to convert their Naira to Dollars. Naira is at all time low against dollar and it's going to go even lower. For example a man converts #10m to 12,500 USD at the current exchange rate. It's easier to keep it with himself than to deposit in a Domiciliary account with a DMB because of the stringent policies around FX cash deposits. He hopes that by December when the new Nigeria is floated, he'd have his FX converted back to Naira from the Aboki guys he bought his USD from.

2)The Aboki man who sold FX to his customers at exorbitant rate excitedly goes to the DMB to deposit the millions of Naira he got the the FX swap he did. He knows he is getting richer in geometric proportion by this new policy by the CBN. He awaits the printing of the new Naira notes so as to reconvert the Naira he has in his account today USD and continue making more money.

3). All customers who deposited their Naira notes, those depositing and those who would be depositing are eagerly waiting for December 15. The DMBs are also waiting for the said date. Meanwhile there is a cashless policy waiting to hit all Nigerians by January 2023. On December 15th, customers would rush to the DMBs for new notes so as to withdraw as much as they can before January when the cashless policy would be effected 100%. The DMBS would rush to the central bank branches to withdraw new notes. The branches would go to the H/O for new notes. H/O would release just a little to branches based on cash management policies. CBN Branches would release in trinkets to DMB branches and tell them to go manage their customers. DMBs would revert back to their customers based on the low available new cash notes. There would be slight panicking as customers who deposited old naira notes cannot retrieve same notes from the DMBs anymore because of unavailability. Remember, digital money and paper money is still money and so customers would be advised to use electronic channels to make payments.

4) The Aboki guy who kept millions of Naira is also a victim of the shortage of new notes and so he cannot buy back FX from his customers who were hoping to return the ones the got earlier ones the new notes are in place. Aboki begins to panick as well. Those who have FX and need naira notes begin to sell their FX to people who have naira whether old or new just to cash in before January. In doing so, USD begins to crash as rapidly as it rose. Much of the FX becomes deposited in DMBs as carrying the raw cash isn't useful anymore. The CBN is happy because there is more FX in the banking system to give for Forms A, M and Q. Naira begins to gain rapidly against the dollar.

5). In January, cashless policy takes effect. So even if the CBN makes available more new notes to DMBs, customers cannot withdraw above the stipulated across-the-counter limit to avoid heavy charges. Customers are forced to use electronic payments, FX policy and transfer and withdrawal is so stiff that swapping FX and Naira is no more a gain. USD parallel and black market prices crash all the way down to CBN rate. Inflation based on importation of goods and services is checked as Naira becomes strong against dollar. People who have physical dollars would lose. There would be limited access to naira notes as electronic transfers become prevalent. Enaira purchases also become more as Nigerians look for most seamless methods to do payments. By June, whoever takes over power would have a soft landing as this policy by the CBN has controlled a whole lot of inflation, corruption and economic degradation.

6). If you have Naira notes stashed with you, return them back to the bank through your account. Don't try to play smart trying to beat the system, you may become the architect of your own loss. Your 12,500 USD may fall from #10,000,000 to #5,000,000 in June, 2023. Meanwhile if you put same #10,000,000 in Treasury Bills at the current 14.5%, you should be gaining about #725,000 at the same period.

Let's try and look at the bright side of things, Nigeria shall be great by God's grace

Bullshit analysis.. this has been debunked several times on this forum.
Why keep rehashing the same old nonsense.

Please help o
My Acura. MDX 05 wants to ruin me o.
I've been experiencing extremely poor mileage...even worse than normal.
[/b]P2279
P0430[b]
These are the codes I get whenever I scan.
Now I get roughly 4km/L.
Just madness..
Abeg any help

I mean . The fuel consumption is so terrible.. I literally see the fuel gauge drop as I drive.