wasted resources!...2 bright guys kept a small ministry

DaBogu:
Three days ago, i had a one night stand with a girl i picked up while i was on my way home. This girl introduced herself as Ronke, a Yoruba girl from Osun state. She told me about her church, and described to me where she worshiped. But Ronke never gave me her address.
In the bedroom Roke was fire and bream stone joined together. She was more than a professional when it came to handling a man on bed. She gave it to me in all styles and angles until i got tired and slept off, snoring like a spoilt generator.
What surprised me was when i woke up in the morning to find a plate of porridge served to me right beside my bed. Besides it was a cup of hot tea and a note. I picked up the note and read its content.
" Praises, am gone.
Hope you enjoy your meal, you must be famished by now.
Love. Ronke."
Ronke had left me no number to contact her. I quickly picked up my wallet to confirm my cash. My wallet was still stocked with my eighty thousand naira, and no single note was missing. What manner of girl is this. Ronke had every chance to steal from me, and i wouldn't even know, but she never did. She had left my room just the way it was, and even took time out to cook and serve me my break fast.
That very day, i decided that it was time i finally got into a serious relationship. And this time, i wanted it to be with Ronke. I was already fed up with being single. How can a man like me be single for five years straight. This time, i made up my mind that a girl like Ronke was what i needed.
I was tired of meeting all this girls that fly at night. All those ATM and Money sucking mosquito girls had already scared me away from love. But Ronke had revived it. She may have heard her flaws because of the one night stand that took place, but she had proved herself different. After all, we are all humans with sexual feelings.
I set out to Ronke's church for two reasons. God forgive me. The First was to search for Ronke, and the second was to get her address. This Wednesday service will
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Is this a story or what?

vichaz10:

Generating power is not really the problem in nigeria buh how the power generated is being distributed to various source.....as of february there were report of how we got 8,000 megawatts buh the common nigerian would never feel the effect.

Uhnnn...
But my own is we have not generated 10% of the electricity needed for this size of population in Nigeria...
Qatar is less than Alimosho local government in Lagos... And they just achieved 10,000mw of electricity

vichaz10:


The deal is all about effective transmission and distribution of power.

but, you and I know that we need more mega watts of electricity... let's generate enough first... to distribution won't be an issue

jarkbauer:
Meanwhile Egypt added almost 15000MW in 3 years.

sincerely, you are the only one seeing what am seeing, how can we generate common 7000MW in 2021 bcoz we are almost at 7000mw presently, and 11000 in 2023...
very poor movement...
Nigeria needs over 150,000mw of electricity for this size of the country..
I can't imagine how we can achieve it...
mind you, by 2021 and 2023, our population would have increased more.. so the added mega watts of electricity ll be useless

wayray ray ooo

nairalee:
Me I just can't download on xxnx.com or xvideos.com no more. Had to use another browser

chai....bro, abeg go repent..it's a new year

Zimmermann:
Wetin be kokun?? Who is kokun?? Sharp advert

Kai...
Hahahahha
Wat da Bleep...

Mheeennn...see hilarious post!
We mumu for small,oo
Let me share the one I remember...because e plenty...

Our end of d year party in Primary 1..CBN primary school, they normally share food na..
After finishing the food been given too me...I was not satisfied...I was now crying seriously that I want more that am not satisfied...the party ended and I was still @ d gate crying refusing to go home...my neighbour went to call my mumsy that,she shld come pick me that I refused to come home...oo
When I remember such act...I just laugh..

Ope,ooooo!!!!

Sprumbabafather:
It's a fight between good and evil. Apc is evil.

So PDP is good?...Olodo!

Wayray re,oooo....
It's so certain u ll still cheat during marriage...
because u so fucking use to cheating

nairavsdollars:
No single benefit has come out from all those noise Buhari made about his China trip jamboree . He should be probed for wasting our funds

Hey!!
This weak me!
Which one be grinding machine again...or you mean lista?

PrecisionFx:



If what u mean by words is how he preaches/ministers, Then lets leave that for now.

Let's focus on the miracles fess.

Which miracles are u talking about?

I can't start counting miracles...but he has done a lot of miracles...
But for me....he is a man of God

PrecisionFx:



Which miracles?

Which words exactly?

It's like u have not hear or see Apostle Johnson Suleman preach or minister before?

PrecisionFx:


So how DiD u find out that God anointed him? ??

Bobo...
Those words that came out and those miracles he wrath...are my answers

PrecisionFx:


Stop wasting ur "So called" respect.

Hahahaha...
So respect dey waste?
But he is a God anointed that's why I said so..

Lol
This couple na clown sha..

Yinmu,
Like seriously...Pastors this days dey Bleep up...God forgive me...
Must dey talk...just keep shut..because Fayose came to rescue when DSS came to arrest you, you now wanna use fake prophecy to compensate him...
You don't say wat u did not see...God ll never make mistake...
Imagine ur lame excuse...
I still respect you sha...

Babatunde Raji Fashola

Tracypacy:
The problem with men is that they count sex rounds based on them coming not on mutual come. If I didn’t have an orgasm , we can’t calculate that as a round. Whose round is it? Yours alone ? If you’ve never made a woman orgasm, you’ve never finished a round in your life . NEXT

Wat are u saying...?

Jesu!
This is to much

1967 or 1987

Uhnnn....chai..i fear of this Nigerian youth judgment sha...
Ooh Lord help this nation