₦airaland Forum

KashyBaby:
bankers --- every cent counts...


And I have to Google the asun food...looks good but i think it's hot& spicy ...
.that's y never judge the book by it's cover..some are so flashy, wearing gold chains, versace shirt, Rolex watch but boom! All fakeass... smh...these stuffs they juz bought from the hood.

I will report them to $eun for you. Don't be angry, lady!!!

aalangel:
Oh! That's good!!

You are Ibo!!!

They must consider his baby. Give him some weeks behind bars (he didn't actually pull his crime through). I believe it is also his first time.

For those that have concluded that he impregnated a woman without being ready for a baby, you should understand that the only constant thing in life is change. They might have been married for some while and he must have had money at some point in time!!!

I care for my mom and yet I am not a mama's boy!!!

Hardmirror, you don't know the meaning of "Mama's boy" It is derogatory. A Mama's boy is someone every lady should avoid!!! A woman that ends up with a mama's boy will feel like she is in a polygamous home. The man child (husband) will not be mature enough to draw the line between the sort of affections accorded to wife and mother. He would create friction between wife and mother and will find it difficult to make his wife happy!!!

A mama's boy will tell mama everything even stuffs that shouldn't go beyond him and his wife. Mama will hear everything first even before wife. The worst thing that can happen to a woman is to marry a mama's boy who has a flat close to his mother. While coming back home, be sure he would call at his mother's place first before going home to his waiting wife!!! A mother has her place in her son's heart and a wife has her place too. A mama's boy will never know this!!!

I love my mom, I care for my mom and I cherish and adore my mom, but I am not a mama's boy.

aalangel:
Nice!! So which tribe are you in Nigeria??

A happy new and fulfilling month to you and your beautiful family!!!
Tribe is Yoruba!!!

aalangel:
Hmmm....what are you doing in Nigeria?

I grew up here. Have been here since age 5. I schooled here from primary to university. Maybe when I finally become a priest in a year or two, I will visit Turkey!!!

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alexistaiwo:
This goes out to nairalanders that are in the habit of serving us lies and fabricated fictional stories here. This is to inform you that we have had enough for Christ sake, we aren't mulumbu or Lukaku neither are we your younger siblings you can just wake up and start coding here on nairaland with you ex did, your friend girlfriend said, my bae did, should I do this or that especially my neighbour this my neighbour that.
mamagee
onila
accidentalgenius
politicalthug
superpack
just to name a few. you are warned
Enough Said
in Stephen Appiah voice **let them come**

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Modified!!!

Africa in sleeping mode!!!

midehi2:
i swear, that guy is killing it

He indeed is killing it!!!

I am not writing this to take sides but I must state that a lot of Nigerian lecturers are nothing but big bad sadistic bullies. Just cos they teach (an activity for which they earn salaries), they see themselves as gods to the students (some who go through hell to pay for the services these useless lecturers are rendering). In some lecturers's class, you dare not laugh or smile or talk or even come a second late. Some lecturers would even bar offending students from ever attending lectures and services that they have paid for. What nonsense!!! A lot of Nigerian lecturers are abusers and sadists. They are also very ignorant. They do not respect their students and expect to be respected. What happened to the saying: "Respect is reciprocal"?

Caracta:
Lol. I know this man. He is full of it.

A witness on NL!!! Mr. Lecturer is in trouble!!!

Rapsowdee01:
Buhari caused all these molestation issues oooo... And he's in U.S now

The story happened in 2011!!!

Stupedinluv:
How many here can boast of 50k

Stupidlyinluv, how does this question help the OP's question?

kingjizzy2:
....And I am sad this morning. Just imagine, I killed one
gigantic rat this morning. The issue is that this rat
unarguably, has been a thorn in the flesh of many people in
my street. I must confess, this rabbit-like looking rat has
been a night mare to many families in my street. For over a
decade or above, this "super rat' has been venturing into
many kitchens. Nobody within these period has ever kept a
fish in the room and have it intact in the next day. its either
one of the fins of the said fish is missing, or a fleshy part of
it has been "devoured" beyond recognition. Last week, it
was this same mysterious rat that made my Next door
neighbour, Mr Adindu cut off his newly married wife's toe
while staging a "must win" battle against the rat. The other
day, the rat had to enter mama Abigail's house, fed
satisfactorily on her exorbitantly bought "cord stock fish",
meant for this year's easter. Just last night, Papa Femi
mistook His son's leg for the said rat, and left his son more
or less" one footed" at the slightest attack on the
mysterious rodent. The story continues and remains pitiful.
As God may have it, this "chief rat" incontrovertibly could
have been running back to its hideout at today's dawn,
when God delivered "him" into my hands. Just with a heavy
pounce on its head, "He" shook violently in defiance but had
no sexy alternative than to bow to my power. Passers by,
my street people, neighbours and many other onlookers
gathered to sneer at the long-haunted rodent. many were
congratulating me, some hugging me, some even went and
brought chilled water and other forms of "refreshments" just
to applaud my dogged battle and subsequent victory over
this monstrous rat. Just I was happy accepting the
encomiums, Sandra, my only crush in my street showed up.
She has never smiled at any guy or man in our street for the
past 6 years she has been living amongst us. That was
"unprecedented" She smiled at me today beyond my
imagination as she made her way to where I stood. I
needn't be reminded that "luck was about shining on me. I
stood watching her amidst "petty" chuckling as she came
forward. Every part of my body was rejoicing at her coming.
Guess what! The "unexpected happened. I must confess, I
was already counting myself a "worthy and lucky one", of
course, was ready but reticent to hear her whisper"
Mcwarriboy,
I am surprise to see you terminate the "rugged" existence of
this rat. You are such a brave man. I admire your bravery. I
think I have seen a real man to be with. But I wish to make a
request to you right now and here. WOULD YOU MARRY
ME??. That I kept thinking would happen until Sandra
stopped in front of me. Smiled more 'convincingly" and said
to my uttermost mixup of surprise and confusion "
Mcwarriboy,
Thank you for killing the rat. I can now sleep with both eyes
well shut at nights. Of course, I can now begin to think if
giving you my heart is the best thing to do." "I am leaving
for Canada in two days time" she had said and maneuvered
her way out of the sandy crowd. Though wasn't happy at all,
but I WISH WE COULD GO BACK TO THE ERA OF "GETTING
A GIRL'S/WOMAN'S HEART BY VIRTUE OF ONE'S PROWESS
OR BRAVERY! (Warriboy again)

Make up your mind, bro!!!

This bullsh1t made front page sha!!!

BeazyBee:
Using Professional Expertes, Which Is The Fastest Between Bicycle And Motorcycle?

Commonsense is indeed not common!!!

aalangel:
Are you from Swaziland?

I am from Turkey!!!

No matter how beautiful a prison is, you should never wish to go there even for a day. One of the worst thing that can happen to a person is to be branded an ex-convict for life!!!

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Me: Mayday! Mayday! Anyone out there, over!!!

Bombay: Hifaif1, we read you!!!

Me: There is a bit of a situation down there in Nairaland. You might want to check it out.

Bomboy: What might it be, Captain?

Me: I think someone is trying to cause trouble. Oh, now I am positive there is going to be fightings... TO BE CONTINUED

aalangel:
If there's a next world, better come as a Swiss.

If there's a next world, better come as a Swiss.

I am not a Nigerian though. I naturalized here. But I have come to love the country!!!

aalangel:
I'm good.
Fuel is a small matter. The "wahala" will end.

I hope it ends soon. I was on a queue for almost the whole day and was still unable to get fuel. It is so tiring and frustrating!!!

aalangel:
Now you're mocking me. But, ha! You lost the match!! Lolzzzz.
Seriously, is it not better they lose now than getting to tournament proper and messing up with our hearts. At least now, we have nothing to worry about.

This is the second time you are making this comment!!!

AccessME:
... haha-..suck.hehee suck it..oh yeah babe,oh yeah..give it to me...

I will report you to pastor Ajanlekoko on Sunday!!!

I just wonder how smellymouth does his thing. He has a perfect pictorial response to every comment!!!

Vinshu:
Lies!
Porn is very real.

Are you a porn star?

aalangel:
Now you're mocking me. But, ha! You lost the match!! Lolzzzz.
Seriously, is it not better they lose now than getting to tournament proper and messing up with our hearts. At least now, we have nothing to worry about.

Yes, nothing to worry about except fuel!!!

I hope you are fine?

aalangel:
Painfully, there's no repeat!!!

There ought to be!!! I will speak with the owner of the channel that shows it. They will ensure a repeat for you!!!

LuveU2:
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She is white but she tanned her skin!!!

aalangel:
Hahahahahaaa!!! You lost again cos I missed my soap!!!

Honestly, it was painful!!!
You will get to see a repeat of your soap.

Frankly speaking, I have never bought food for myself at a fast food restaurant. I always prefer their snacks and drinks.

So OP, the guy might simply be drinking what he felt like drinking at that particular time.

They could even be siblings. My sister and I do dine out a lot of the time. She likes the rice but I enjoy the snacks or just buy a drink and relax while watching TV.

armylord:
morning y'all, yesterday o we had a nice chat she said she knows she has a funny of loving me? but she said she really does. But this morning? she texted baby? I replied, then all of a sudden she started giving me cold shoulders, I asked wah d matter was she replied nothing, I insisted, being a short fused person I asked if she wanted to break up? she said I'm bugging her?? she acts loving then later cold..

Do you want me to help you report her to $eun?