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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....


My niggarrrr....you must be a real niggarr
exactly what I keep telling my friends....most of these girls want sex...but because of what society will say they are scared to demand for it...women love and want sex anyday anytime twice on their ovulation period..
That is why we the bad guys always have enough pussy to bang..because we don't waste time and be doing love....we always make the move
Women enjoy sex more...The vagina and the penis are like the ear and cotton bud...the vagina is the ear and the penis is the cotton bud...place a cotton bud into your ear and watch how the ear will feel the sweet tickling sensation....same way the vagina feels the sweetness..
That is the main reason a woman or your girlfriend who is fond of you will no longer feel shy to come around you all the time and bang you

Sexual analyst

Grgton:
it's already causing discussion!! I watched the video,I felt so ashamed... when did wearing hijab become such an issue as a Muslim you can wear hijab to the mosque, same goes to Christians tying scaf to the church...NOT in the school!! school has dress codes.. and besides the school in question is a missionary school.. so why that tention?? I think parents concerned should send their kids to Muslim school where they can wear hijab forever!!

Point of correction, they are grant-aided mission schools; founded by Christian missionaries but funded by the state government in terms of both material and human resources through tax payers

delpee:
We had no female students wearing hijab in Federal Colleges even in the North all through the 70s to the 90s to the best of my knowledge. ALL female students of both public and mission schools wore berets or hats. When did hijab suddenly become mandatory in Islam? It's not one of the 5 pillars of Islam nor is it in the Holy Koran which states modest dressing ....same as in the Holy Bible.

A uniform is a leveller and promotes unity.

I just pray that they don't succeed in dividing our youth and/or initiating them in to extremism. BH and ISWAP are still with us as a major issue. Let's beware of creating more battle fronts.

"It's not one of the 5 pillars of Islam nor is it in the Holy Koran which states modest dressing."


Stop shooting yourself in the leg

MetroBaba1:
How them take arrive at 70million years?

Sometimes, the scientists/evolutionists use carbon dating to determine the age of fossils

Lol! Abegi na Only those with NIN should be vaccinated.

One of u must be ready to renounce his or her religion, otherwise the children would be practicing Chrislam.


Even among the Christians, there are different faiths

Who else also noticed the background of the 1st and 2nd pictures?

I can't fan the cook that does not belong to me

RedPhoenix:
LG

What's the spec? pls

Good evening aos
Pls, I want to buy a smart TV set, What brand can I go for? what's the spec? Thanks

Queenslander:
It depends on what exactly your doing in there,. If it's a number one you can use tissue,. But for a number two,. I'll go with water, washing with water and soap especially for a number two thoroughly cleans the area of any trace of faecal matter... You can then finish it off with a wipe of toilet paper to dry,. Which Leaves our backsides feeling cleaner and fresher after every poop...

Water is OK, avoid the use of soap to clean your anus because of some chemicals used in preparing the soap, the anal area is sensitive.

*Kwara advertises placements for 4,701 teachers*

•Application portal opens Jan 3
•Pledges fair, thorough process
 

Kwara State Government has advertised vacancies for 2,701 teachers in its basic schools across specific subjects, saying applicants must have Nigeria Certificate in Education (NCE) and at least five O’ Level Credit passes in Mathematics, English, and three other relevant subjects in not more than two sittings.
 
The vacancies, published in the Nigerian Tribune of Thursday December 31, 2020 and timed for publication in the Herald of Friday January 1, 2021, come a few days after the government nullified a controversial enrolment process which affected 2,414 persons in the State Universal Basic Education Board (SUBEB).
 
The government has also advertised placements for 2,000 teachers in some specific subjects in the Teaching Service Commission (TESCOM) based on needs-assessment conducted in the commission. 
 
Applicants for the TESCOM jobs must have bachelor’s degrees in relevant subjects and teaching qualification in strict compliance with the National Policy of Education and Teachers Registration Council of Nigeria (TRCN). Applicants must also have at least five O' level credit passes at not more than two sittings, including Mathematics and English language. 

Once armed with PGD in Education, holders of Higher National Diploma (HND) in relevant subject areas may also apply for the TESCOM jobs.
 
Application portal for SUBEB jobs (https//subeb.kw.gov.ng) will be activated on Sunday January 3rd and will end midnight Saturday 16th, 2021, followed by written examinations on Monday January 25th, 2021 at 10 a.m. and oral interview from Monday 1st February to Saturday 6th February 2021.
 
For TESCOM, application portal ( https//tescom.kw.gov.ng ) will go live from Sunday 3rd January and would run for two weeks, followed by qualifying examinations on January 25, 2021 and oral interview from Monday 8th February, 2021 to Saturday 13th February, 2021 
 
While applicants for SUBEB jobs should not be younger than 22 years' old, those seeking the TESCOM slots should not be older than 35 years’ old.

Venues of the examinations and oral interviews will be communicated to the applicants at a later date.
 
The government said the job placements are open to all qualified persons and that only the best candidates will emerge from the process that is designed to throw up teachers with the right qualifications and competence to build generations of Kwarans to compete anywhere in the world. 

Yakub Ali-Agan
Press Secretary
Ministry of Education and Human Capital Development
December 31, 2020.

 
https://punchng.com/4701-to-replace-sacked-subeb-teachers-kwara/

*Kwara advertises placements for 4,701 teachers*

•Application portal opens Jan 3
•Pledges fair, thorough process
 

Kwara State Government has advertised vacancies for 2,701 teachers in its basic schools across specific subjects, saying applicants must have Nigeria Certificate in Education (NCE) and at least five O’ Level Credit passes in Mathematics, English, and three other relevant subjects in not more than two sittings.
 
The vacancies, published in the Nigerian Tribune of Thursday December 31, 2020 and timed for publication in the Herald of Friday January 1, 2021, come a few days after the government nullified a controversial enrolment process which affected 2,414 persons in the State Universal Basic Education Board (SUBEB).
 
The government has also advertised placements for 2,000 teachers in some specific subjects in the Teaching Service Commission (TESCOM) based on needs-assessment conducted in the commission. 
 
Applicants for the TESCOM jobs must have bachelor’s degrees in relevant subjects and teaching qualification in strict compliance with the National Policy of Education and Teachers Registration Council of Nigeria (TRCN). Applicants must also have at least five O' level credit passes at not more than two sittings, including Mathematics and English language. 

Once armed with PGD in Education, holders of Higher National Diploma (HND) in relevant subject areas may also apply for the TESCOM jobs.
 
Application portal for SUBEB jobs (https//subeb.kw.gov.ng) will be activated on Sunday January 3rd and will end midnight Saturday 16th, 2021, followed by written examinations on Monday January 25th, 2021 at 10 a.m. and oral interview from Monday 1st February to Saturday 6th February 2021.
 
For TESCOM, application portal ( https//tescom.kw.gov.ng ) will go live from Sunday 3rd January and would run for two weeks, followed by qualifying examinations on January 25, 2021 and oral interview from Monday 8th February, 2021 to Saturday 13th February, 2021 
 
While applicants for SUBEB jobs should not be younger than 22 years' old, those seeking the TESCOM slots should not be older than 35 years’ old.

Venues of the examinations and oral interviews will be communicated to the applicants at a later date.
 
The government said the job placements are open to all qualified persons and that only the best candidates will emerge from the process that is designed to throw up teachers with the right qualifications and competence to build generations of Kwarans to compete anywhere in the world. 

Yakub Ali-Agan
Press Secretary
Ministry of Education and Human Capital Development
December 31, 2020.

 
https://punchng.com/4701-to-replace-sacked-subeb-teachers-kwara/

Let me quickly open an Ig account

Whenever the topic of examination malpractice comes up, attention is usually directed to candidates and teachers . Scarcely has the role of examination bodies been mentioned in the menace that has bedevilled our school system . Three major pillars of education are teaching , examination and certification . While teaching and certification are the prerogatives of teachers and public examination bodies , respectively , examination , which includes marking and scoring , intricately involves both parties .

Ostensibly , examination bodies like the West Africa Examinations Council and National Examination Council put up paid adverts and notices condemning and discouraging the act of cheating in examination but their staff and administrative system directly and indirectly encourage and sustain examination malpractices. Examination bodies play their own part in sustenance of malpractices by discouraging examiners who desire to perform the statutory duty of reporting cases of irregularities and malpractices . This they do in two ways . First , the remuneration for detection of malpractice is hardly commensurate with the trouble an examiner goes through in reporting a malpractice . Whereas in marking, an examiner is remunerated per script, detection of a malpractice is paid for in relation to the number of centres . This method is skewed in the sense that N 150 ( for WAEC) or N 200 ( for NECO ) is paid for detection of all the cases of malpractice in any particular centre . This implies that if an examiner detects cheating among 500 candidates in a particular centre , such an examiner is paid a paltry sum of N 150.

Secondly, the number of forms to be filled and correspondingly counter- signed by tiers upon tiers of officials , including the chief examiner, subject officer and venue coordinator, makes it so cumbersome and therefore unattractive to a greater majority of the examiners .

Finally, the outright disposition of marking -centre officials while reports are being made usually sends the signal that the one doing the reporting is unnecessarily complicating the work of marking .

Two recent and succeeding experiences as a NECO examiner are particularly illustrative of the tacit method in which field officers of public examination bodies discourage detection and report of malpractices. In 2019, the venue coordinator discovering , upon enquiry , that I happen to come from the same geopolitical zone as the candidates for whom I was reporting malpractice , engaged in a most embarrassing emotional blackmail . In the presence of other examiners and supervising officials , she repeatedly asked , “ Why do you choose to be wicked to your innocent brothers and sisters by constituting an impediment to their progress? Is it because of the N 200 you are being paid per centre ?”

At this particular year , because of the psychological torture arising from the barrage of questions and the look of supervising officials and other examiners who witnessed the incident, I felt like a kind of Judas accepting payment for an act of “ betrayal” .

This year , 2020, the centre coordinator was overtly confrontational and abusive. At first , he told me pointblank that I was not going to be paid more than N 1000 for the 33 centres I detected and reported confirmed cases of malpractices. He claimed that the commission did not provide him with enough funds to cater to the remuneration of examiners who detect and report malpractices .

“ If all examiners reported malpractices as you have done , do you think the commission would have enough money to pay for them ?”, was his direct question to me. He continued the upbraiding by saying that he just settled an examiner who reported for five centres with N 200 “ and the man was satisfied with it” . “ Mr . Man ” , he shouted, “ be satisfied with what you have got and leave me alone . As you can see, we are trying to tidy up and depart this venue ” .

Like his counterpart in the previous year, this was done right in the presence of his subordinates and a handful of other examiners rounding off their work . And as in the previous year also , I scurried away shamefacedly like a mischievous child who had refused to outgrow the urge to engage in condemnable acts .

I would not know whether I would be able to muster the courage to engage in marking subsequently but I must state categorically that my withdrawal from such a national service as script -marking is not due to the rigours and poor remuneration involved but because of the attitude of officials of examining bodies towards the infinitesimal few of examiners who insist on doing their work the way it is required of them .

Obinna Iroegbu, Oye- Ekiti , Ekiti State

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May God rest their souls

sugar girl

sorority11:
Amina was sick of all the terrible maltreatment meted upon her by her step mother, just like every fairytale Amina found herself in the mercy of her wicked step mum.
All the love her kind hearted father had towards her began to fade like harmattan at noon, she soon realized it didn't fade into the thin air, but such love was condensed and showered upon her brother Musa. 10 years old Amina was flogged times without numbers for her mischief, delay in house chores and also for no good reason. Amina would never cry, such hatred was nurtured tenderly and grew each passing days of sorrow. Soon the hatred turned into poison and bitterness caged within her ribs so much even for a 10 years old child could bear.
"Bring that red rubber plate to take your food" Amina wicked step mum yelled. "How can I use such plate Musa use for his number 2" Amina little mind pondered solemnly.
Hours later, the poison in her heart was already ripe, young Amina did not know if she should let it all out with a primal scream, her heart was racing bum bum bum bum, her vision became blur. It is the effect of the poison just like a drug.
A voice whispered peacefully "Musa is the cause of your problem" it's repetitive intervals soon became somewhat like a mantra.
Amina held young Musa by the hand to end her problems, and pushed him into the well. Musa screamed, soon his scream began to fade just like Amina's father love, as he fell deeper and later swallowed into darkness. Amina couldn't see are problem again. She couldn't decipher if she should be happy or sad, yes she later understood her feelings, the feelings was not happiness nor sadness but the feeling of regret. By this time the poison in her had already worn off, she called Musa if only he could hear; but all the replies she got was the echoes of her own voice. It was already too late for Amina. Amina a monster created out of hatred from her own father and step mum,Amina a 10 year old who gave birth to a monster of hatred, Amina who later begat the monster called pain. Amina the wasted destiny.

U really tried

The Ondo State Police Command has arrested a 10-year- old girl for allegedly committing murder at Owode Community in the Akure North Local Government Area of Ondo State .
The suspect , whose parents hail from Sokoto State , allegedly pushed a 20- month-old boy , who was her stepbrother , into a deep well .

After committing the act, it was gathered that the suspect initially told her father that the deceased had been kidnapped.
The state Commissioner of Police, Mr Bolaji Salami, who spoke with journalists about the incident, on Friday in Akure , said the incident happened on December 15, 2020.
He said , “ She initially told their father that someone had kidnapped her brother ( stepbrother ) . But she later informed her parents that the boy was inside a well. The deceased ’ s corpse was later recovered from the well . On receipt of the information , detectives swung into action and arrested the suspect. On interrogation , she confessed to the crime .

On why she committed the dastardly act, the primary 3 pupil, who was weeping profusely during the interview , said she did not know that her action would result in the death of her stepbrother .

She said she committed the act to avenge the maltreatment meted out to her by the deceased ’ s mother .
The suspect alleged that his father ’ s wife always maltreated her following her mother ’ s separation from her father . She also accused her father of showing much more affection for her late stepbrother than herself . She further stated that she pushed the deceased into the well to punish her stepmother but not knowing it would result in his death .

She said , “ My stepmother was always maltreating me . At times, he ( the deceased ) would pass excreta in the plate we ate with , and his mother would use the same plate to give me food . If I insisted that I would not eat the food, she would start beating me until I finished eating the food. Immediately after eating the food , I would start vomiting .
“ On the day of the incident , the same thing happened . Later in the evening , I went to fetch water from the well and he followed me . A voice whispered to me that I should push him into the well and I did it . But I never knew that he would die .
“ When they started looking for him and they couldn’ t find him , my dad told me to lie that it was my mother who sneaked into our home to kidnap Usman . When I was told that everyone in the house would be taken to the palace of the monarch to swear an oath , I confessed. ”
The police commissioner said the suspect would soon be charged.



https://punchng.com/why-i-pushed-my-stepbrother-into-well-10-year-old-suspect/

Pls. how do I get the NIN? Remind me the code to be sent to MTN in order to get it. I registered with my MTN.

Mr. President, how soon your soon is going to be soon?

He didn't visit Unilorin,

Simplehuman:
Wonders shall never end

This wonder has ended

He must be a Science student, we were taught in Physics during my secondary school days "A scientist will not accept a theory unless it's experimentally proved." The boy was just been curious. RIP

Na so one olosho escorted a teenage guy out of her room, other oloshos were asking her y and she replied " the guy wan kill himself ." Imagine, spending more than 1 hour and I was at the bar waiting for the same olosho

[quote author=chiefojiji post=96527478]bro, forget that thing.. This is Nigeria... He was never trained as a teacher, so don't condemn what he looks like. So many graduates in engineering, teaching in primary schools, why? No available place to practice what they studied. I stand to be c



Read my comment again, we are saying the same thing

A secondary school teacher on Afro hairstyle? This speaks volume about those "I can teach" kind of people, those who took teaching as a stepping stone. They are many in both private and public schools.