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He has some very sexy female friends on his face book profile, GEJ is a slick love-vendor!!!

invisible!:
juju will never work, its dead anyway and a guise to extort or confuse people. I will tell you another story about people. My community assked everyone to come back for a compulsery prayer session to purge the land and correct generational curses which have been working against the people, making them poor. (as if they are poorer than everyone else?) to cut a long story short, the men came and held a long prayer, collected money and were looking for juju buried in some compounds ( as if there is any house in the olden days where things were not buried) they even asked people to show them spots to dig.
At the end of the day nothing was found so they started pinting at trees and the trees were cut down because they contained juju. Nobody has gotten richer there ever since. Those that have money are those who make effort and the lazy juju believers are still waiting for a majic wand to 'suddenly' make them rich.

ROTFLMAO Poor trees

tensor777:
I'm not quite sure why you're telling me all this. There are people who use satanic powers in Africa. However this power is used to kill to steal and to destroy. That is its principal purpose. Satan himself has no free gift but operates on the principle of trade by barter.

However there is unfortunately a lot of ignorance and superstition in many parts of sub-saharan Africa which unfortunately gets handed down from generation to generation. It is this very ignorance that leads people to confuse science for juju. With such ignorance you don't have a cat in hell's chance of convincing the average Westerner about the efficacy of juju. You would just be riduculing yourself.

As for your lions in Chicago tales, no I don't believe it simply because there have never been wild lions in Chicago! Remember that that was just a film.

The TSAVO lions were killed in Africa in the 1800 and preserved by taxidermy for the world to see at the The Field Museum in Chicago

Im sorry, but when you say that somone is wasting their time "narrating these yarns to Western educated sceptics" That places me in that category, and I dont think its a waste of time, I alway welcome a healty debate. And yes I was born and raised in England by Nigerian parents, who retired and returned back to Nigeria. Like I said I was a skeptic till I had pins and Nails mysteriously pumped into me, how do you explain the physical pain and the actual manifestation of bones, nails and pins the came out during the bath Oh or the fact that the pain left immidieatly (within 30mins) after the bath? Then again we Nigerians are good cons, maybe the whole thing was planned as soon as they saw me at the festival. Just dont understand the sharp excrutiating pain underneth my armpit. Im just saying if it was a con, then it was a dam pretty good one.

tensor777:
Well the bolded is not evidence of juju as there could be a million and one reasons why they were not injured. You are just wasting your time narrating these yarns to  Western educated sceptics.

I'm western educated, with an MBA. Still there are many documented occurrences of African Juju or unexplainable phenomena in American business literature. One of the most famous was made into a movie the "Ghost and the darkness" where Lions deliberately sought to hinder the expansion of the railways. Many animal physiologist till this day can not explain the behaviour or these lions, as they targeted and killed specific people who were integral to the success of the project. Also documented was eye witness testimony (from western white engineers) of the supernatural like circumstances that happend before the attacks took place. These actual lions (After they were finally killed) are preserved at the Chicago museum for the world to see.
Scientific minds will be the first to acknowledge that we do not have answers for every and all occurrences in nature. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fictions. Just cause the dog is color blind and can't see color, does not mean that rainbows don't exist. it might argue its whole life till the death that there is nothing like a rainbow, but we know better. Likewise the dogs see a whole world that we will never know existed. However there are some that have found ways to cross between this worlds.

@DonOvero

So is it safe to assume that you are an  atheist?

tensor777:
You better stop this unhealthy obsession with psychology and learn the real thing.

Why?? I studied Phycology in college and thought it was absolutely interesting!!

DonOvero:
It was over 6 years ago but if you need books etc, let me check my library and refer some to you.

Nigeria, re-phrase, Africa will not climb out of the jungle until deep seated beliefs like this are quashed. Education is key. Read my post on Nigerian politics. I have a 10 year plan to run for office.

I am tired of the uneducated.

you forget so soon that the west had their own share of the occult. America had the Salem witch hunt  to reduce the practise of withcraft. And Europe went through the  1000 year dark ages, most of the art from that era depict, magic, beatiality, satan worship, paganism e.t.c yet they still came out an built a lasting empire. We Africans are just Lazy. it has nothing to do with Juju

DonOvero:
My friend I did my dissertation on this as I suffered from this, google search sleep paralysis

I have to agree with you on this one. I too suffered a couple of times from this and consulting with my mother on the issue did not help one bit. As far as she was concerned I had to watch my back as some witches of nefarious persons were after me. However, when I researched it on google, it turned out to be sleep paralysis! Now when it happens I dont panic and start screaming Jesus like a mad man. I just wait for my brain to catch  up to my nerves and muscle, once both are in sync then i can move.

My emoticon is originally yellow, but when I put on my dark Juju glases then I will automatically change to green.  

SCYLLA:
Not everybody believes in them either.

Which is good! It is not my intention to convience people to belive in the occult. I myself sometimes think maybe it was all a hoax. But the pain of needles in me was all to real, that I would never forget. Been raised in the west, i was a sceptic it took one trip to Nigeria to become a beliver. Now I take it seriously when anybody threathens me we JUJU (I immediately appologize)

It amazing that people are quick to dismiss the existence of JuJu, a practice that has been proven dates back even before Christ himself walked the earth. We belive the bible stories when moses parted the Red Sea, the talking burning bushes, and sticks turning into snakes. In ever religion there are alway stories of some impossible feats happening, e.t.c angels appearing, people flying, or living in other elements such as fire and water. We blacks are quick to accept if, if the illustration has a white man in a beard behind it. But when it a black baba alawo, the we are quick to dismiss it. JuJu I once had pins  and nails and some bone like structure put into me at a masqurade festival in a small village called Ashaka in delta. The local priest had to give me a bath at night and wash all this stuff out of me. In front of my mother, brother, girlfriend and daugter nails were coming out of me. Please belive Juju is real if it hasnt happend to you then thank your God and stay away! It is nothing to be curious about.

The number one mistake we all make when going on a date, we try to impress! This I can say is the main reason why many relationships fail in the future. When we try to impress someone, we go out of a way to potray ourselves as something we are not. Then we are forced to keep portraying that image when the date evolves into a relationship, until we forget who we were in the first place. At some point we get tired or playing or acting out that role, maybe due to the fact that we can't afford it any more, or we just don't like what we become. We suddenly return back to our normal selves to suddenly the sudden change will shock our partners, and they can misinterpret it into may things. e.t.c he does not love me any more, he is cheating or worst he is gay! However if you find some one that likes you for who you are, there is no need to impress her, she liked you when you had nothing and your boring joke were funny to her. In this situation the relationship is will blossom into something beautifully and last longer.

Have patience, we have taken this relationship thing to far. Trying to impress, trying to woe her without even knowing if she is worth it. Trust me take my approach any relationship, and you notice the difference in the calibre of women you date. Less stress, STD and drama free. Plus your relationship is based on common ground, now that's truly a match made in heaven.

Everday I look at my self in the mirror and lie to myself that
I love my wife
I Love our house
I love my Job
This makes the day go by quiker and better.

5That they may keep thee from the strange woman, from the stranger which flattereth with her words.

6For at the window of my house I looked through my casement,

7And beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man void of understanding,

8Passing through the street near her corner; and he went the way to her house,

9In the twilight, in the evening, in the black and dark night:

10And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart.

11(She is loud and stubborn; her feet abide not in her house:

12Now is she without, now in the streets, and lieth in wait at every corner.)

13So she caught him, and kissed him, and with an impudent face said unto him,

14I have peace offerings with me; this day have I payed my vows.

15Therefore came I forth to meet thee, diligently to seek thy face, and I have found thee.

16I have decked my bed with coverings of tapestry, with carved works, with fine linen of Egypt.

17I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon.

18Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.

19For the goodman is not at home, he is gone a long journey:

20He hath taken a bag of money with him, and will come home at the day appointed.

21With her much fair speech she caused him to yield, with the flattering of her lips she forced him.

22He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks;

23Till a dart strike through his liver; as a bird hasteth to the snare, and knoweth not that it is for his life.

24Hearken unto me now therefore, O ye children, and attend to the words of my mouth.

25Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths.

26For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her.

27Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death.

Someone should please give OBJ a nose hair trimmer.

No! when I come back, I'll be a Spaniard with six pack abbs and an exotic name like Fabiano with long dark flowing hair. Because anytime his tv commercial comes on, all the Girls go

tit_squeez:
I agree with the OP to an extent but let us not forget that some of these women have been deceived by men, they ve been promised marriage only to be let down at the last minute. So OP make u no generalise

GBAM!!!

Sadly enough I see semblance of truth in this forum, even though the poster has some serious issues against women that needs to be worked out. But let the truth be spoken, without fear of consequence!

So copy and paste makes you and american Okay Ive copied my own picture from google images, I guess Im an American now?

kabukabu:
This makes me American .
Holla back when you get yours.

And yes,Im black and proud, Sucka

;d

For those of you whom out of share ingnorance or for lack of a better term "pure stupidity", think that the Nigerian Military is ill equiped, or lacks the dicipline and the resources to sucessfully execute and sustain a war, here are some few facts for you!


Okay there are no facts, but it does not mean we still cant whoop Cameroun's miniscule if not "non existent" Army

leahdee:
Nigeria wey no fit fight for land wey oil dey na the one wey cattle dey dem go fight for?. GEJ will willingly ask paul biya to another six feet as jara after taking obudu.

People dey shout war war war when paul biya bribe senators and house of reps they will turn blind eye to what ever cameroon is doing on our territory. [td][/td]

hahahahhaha, dis was a gud one. Wona talk true no be Bakassi na we land wey wona come hide dere fear war?Now wona be want own am?
I like dat, my Nigerian bros, u guys are all very interesting pple. Oya make wona shift give we more land oh, Cameroon is getting bigger and bigger everyday.If we beg wona no go givam so better we seize by force.Wona want do how? Popol is coming to see u guys again shortly, pls hope u'll still give him dat honorary presidential welcome abi?lol

Ohh my word!! What a waste, what a pity! This is dishearning. Please moderator remove this post before this market girl gives the virtual world a false represantation of African gramatic standards. You shouldnt be on Niaraland but in a market selling beans somewhere in Cameroun.

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huxley:
Exactly my point! Thankx

What point?? the part where you are a Bloody Twatt? Well at least we agree on something!

~Bluetooth:
ignorance mixed with frustration are responsible for his stubbornness.wont blame him cuz his threats do not go beyond nairaland

I agree with you! This guy is a classic case of a delusional hypercondriac! In his twisted mind all the Ills of the war was aimed at him an his family, and the one million people who perished were all from his village. It was a war! we all paid dearly for it and we are still suffering the consequences of it. Get over yourself fool, and move to Cameroun where you are welcome!

huxley:
Hello,

If the foregoing comments represent a cross-section of Nigerian intellectual analysis, then maybe the entire Nigeria needs to be taken over to teach the Nigerians how to THINK.

You people are a disgrace to humanity, by your very belligerent comments.  What a shame.  Have you got anything in your skulls?

And you are so smart arnt you? Matter of fact you are smater than everone in Nigeria. In short I can only revel in your divine prudence, every morning when I wake up I thank God that I am previleged to live in a time when Huxley existed. We all pay obeisance to Huxley the great intellectual, who has taken time out of his busy schedule to admonish us weak and narrow minded Nigerians.

Bloddy Twatt!!!  

@all those in support of cameroun taking over Obudu, I applaud your resilience, you have single handedly defended your ground and your country through out this post. If only the rest of you country people were more like you. But please be realistic, Cameroun does not stand a chance in a military conflict with Nigeria. Im not saying this because Im Nigerian, I saying this because you guys just can afford to fight! I mean look at your deffence budget compared to Nigerias. Even Lagos spends more annually on trash removal. So I dont know where you guys are getting all this imaginary liver from?? Dont let those people saying that they will seceed fool you, when the time comes they will remain loyal to Nigeria. We have all pleged alligience to our country, to be faithfull loyal and honest, to serve Nigeria with all our strength and to defend her unity and uphold her honor and glory so help me God!!!

jokingmary:
@hilli666 (

Your are really annoying



Do you mind shutting up?

Okay who is this again?? how did my name enter your mouth? And how have I offended you?

EzeUchenna:
You dare threaten an Igbo man. Do not make me laugh. Who is going to do the hanging? Not my fellow ppl from the East.  Will it be another person from another region? A northerner or a person from the southwest. Please let me know so I can warn my fellow Eastern brothers that my life is being threatened due to my views on Nigeira.

Stop Claiming Igbo cause you are clearly a camerounian spy with nefariious intentions. Nigerians we bind together, you on the other hand want to sell us out to the camerounians. So from now hence forth let all persons on Nairaland refer to you as "Traitor" (If we dont decide to delete your raccount first of all) you did not learn from the first time shey??

EzeUchenna:
Nigerians and their sense of bravado! Makes me laugh. This is what happened in the World Cup and look what happens. Keep on underestimating the Cameroonians. You never know, the French Foreign Legion may get involved as well. Yes, the French who supplied weapons for us Biafrans.

OOOOOH!!!Ooouch That was below the belt, my guy. Make I try help you out before they delete you account again and the rest of the Nigerians start to log on to Niaraland and hang you by the noose. First you insult us by thinking about taking our beloved Obudu, then you insult our prodigal sons in the Super eagles. Dont even log into Nairaland for a few months cause nobody would let you even post. You just blacklisted your self (Not a very smart move)

I can already hear the guys in the Ikeja cantonment cleaning their newly issued AK47, my peeps in Bori camp are sharpening their machette. Please if anybody knows the camerounian president tell him to quickly appologize and appease the Nigerians by returning Bakassi before we even forgive the coments of Obudu, because "when Nigerian boys dey vex, we dey vex! No shaking!!!

@Naya if you noticed I stoped responding to you a while back, so why are you still quoting me. What did I say that is still in the 50's But if you feel you need to add me to any thing you post, then go ahead. What can I say, Im Nigerian we are just so cool like that ya dig?? Sorry I cant say the same for you greedy, land theiving, Camerounians, but hey!!

whiteroses:
why the bickering on this thread i feel as if i'm in a zoo abeg stop jare

I just saw your profile picture, I think the zoo is honestly where you belong!

So we welcome you.