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But before we bomb the shit out of you guys, please kindly repay us the 150million dollar loan we gave you to contruct your highways last year. After all was in not Cameroun and Santome and Principe that came crawling begging for money? Oh and dont forget interest at 60% compounded weekly (Get out your calculator, sorry I mean abacus cause you guys are still in the stone ages) at this rate, just hand over your country and safe us wasting valuable innocent Nigerian lives in a war with you guys, cause your whole country  is not worth one drop on Nigerian blood.  we know you  cant pay us back

leahdee:
@hili666, do u even know what a laptop is?
By d way, what is the criteria u use to compare Cameroun and Nigeria? Is it the daily kidnapping dat occur in your country?Is it d insecurity u have never known in Nigeria? Is it d constant strike and riots u ve outhere?Just ti name a few?
Why can't u face facts and say Cameroon is better?If u like, go on and on to insult Camerron but even heaven bears witness to dis, Cameroon is hundred times better than Nigeria. U go on kidnapping even in braod day light (recent case, Pete Edoche) who is like an icon and u r not ashame. Even nights of thousand laughs reveal exactly d type u guys are. Our markets in Cameroon are full of igbo people and we feel sorry for dem and buy 'cos they run away from your witch craft and insecurity in Nigeria and try to make a living here. Don't let me insult u, u better beg to have obudu cos your population has outgrown your space and u need land to stay ok?RUBBISH!!! Cheap pride.

Sorry I dont know what a laptop is, my text is just magically apearing on this forum by share cognitive volition. I forgot I was Phycic and my phycic powers are telling me that still Nigerian and camroun are not even on the same bracket at least our politician have money to steal, if your politician  try it they would bankrupt your whole economy.

Before we were amalgamated by the British empire in 1914. the geographic region today now called Nigeria constituted of different Empires that were imperialistic and expansionistic in nature both economically and politically. Today Nigeria is still imperialistic but more neoimperalistic! conquering not by military but by share economic power and culture (and share swagga)! It can be argued that P-Square is one of our greatest weapons and so is nollywood. Our movies and music alone got every tom dick and harry in Africa claiming to be Nigerian, Go figure!

Okay I have said my own agrument now tell me what cameroon has. I dont even know one of you artist nor have I seen any you movies. Coming to think of it, if not for geography class I didnt know you guys existed!

asha 80:
You have not answered me on how nigerians are imperialistic or that nigeria is an imperialistic nation.

Imagine the nerve putting Nigerian and cameroon in the same sentence, Im so disgusted Im going to soak my laptop in Omo and bleach.

Nayah:
@ hiliii666 we seem to have different education so I should leave youdream about a Nigerian Reich good luck bro

@ Greteros that's what I wanna to say when they said they are so sure to win in case of war,the fact that nigerian are numerous doesn't mean cameroonian woould'nt be able to defend, so far from this believe me!

Go and ask for a refund on your education, because it has cleary been a waste. Apparently you didnt learn anything is school but to apply make up on your face. If you have anything less than a masters degree, dont talk to me and dont quote me in any of your post, all you perfidous disidents.

Nayah:
Maxtop I was almost sure someone will get anger about the fact I say what I think.What is nonsense for you do you know the link between Biafra's war Cameroonian people and Bakassi for your information I'm not inspired or just read books about History , but talking to people in villages, parents and Grand parents are much more truthful and reluctant because they use to live some peridoof the History?As for Bakassi I repeat and I insist on the fact tat Nigeria knows because they give it back to Cameroon, otherwise you who claim to be so powerful could declare war but you didn't, and you know why? beacuse Bakassi was included to Nigerian map in 1991  and you know  more than me that your country has been already made for many years, and the local gvt of Bakassi was created by Nigerian federal gvt in 1996 so its confirms Bakassi was NOT Nigerian. Ezeuche you understant french take this source.

http://www.cameroun-online.com/actualite,actu-5878.html
maxtop watch and see,

Crawl back into the hole you just came out from, whith your silly historic facts. Just look at the source you are citing from.

In short "na condition na im make crayfish bend" if not, una no go come nairaland dey run una mouth. The Nigerian army is one of the most reverd for share speed of deployement and ruthlessness, and it is self reliant and well supplied. Thats why we are deployed in every major conflict in Africa even in South Africa we have our soldiers deployed. U wan try??

Traitors! Traitors! Traitors! Watch you just might get what you wish for, its election season and the people are bored!!! Jhonathan might just decided to entertain the denizen of Nigeria with a war. Especially one we are almost certain to win.

EzeUche:
My dear, I already speak French but thanks for the offer. Cameroonians are lovely people. If war was to happen, you would not see me supporting Nigeria in that case.

Then get out of the country then if you hate it that much. What are you even doing on a forum called Nairaland? you guys should go and make your own boring cameroonian one. Whats your currency any way??

asha 80:
What we done with the vast arable and also farmlands within nigeria?

Nothing, but thats not the point is it? The point is, Like Obama so eloquently put it, "yes we can" and we will. The Nigerian war machine has laid dormant for years, while politicians use defense contracts to embezzle billions. We have some state of the art weaponry that we can deploy in Cameroon just for laughs. That will send a strong message to the rest of Africa "that they shouldnt forget that "we are by nature. an imperialistic people" just check our history. We should be the one taking land not the other way round.

EzeUche:
Well if the Cameroonians want to capture the entire East, then I have no problem with that.

Maybe I can reunite with my family members on the other side of the border.

This guy is clearly an cameronian spy and a threat to the national security of the great empire of Nigeria. He should be reprimanded with imidiate alacrity and his account deleted.

This is a great oppurtunity for Nigeria to declare war on Cameroon. Then when we win the war we can claim the whole territory of Cameroon and use it for farm land just like Hitler initially intented.  (have you seen what we have in our mechanised and amphibious division?. Ask the Liberian rebels and they will quickly tell you how quiet they got when Nigeria docked their big battle ships of their coast)

Redman44:
@Adrianne,

Hey, stop the cursing If you want to advise the guy, advise him without mocking him. Nairaland is not a place for obscenities and curses. Thanks.

@Initialize,

Accept my sympathy. Seun needs to do something about scammers on Nairaland. Cheers.


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Is it the same nairaland we are talking about?? Or is there a different one that i have missed?

Hi, I saw you when you walked in with your friends, and I have to say I was blown away by your smile. I couldnt bare just standing there without at least introducing myself. I know its kind of awkward because im standing here in my boxers half naked, but thats a whole diffrent story so please do forgive my indecent demeanor. Oh my! I almost forgot to introduce my self, my name is slim shady whats yours? Well I dont want to keep you away from you lovely friends I can see youre occupied, so how about I just leave you my cell phone number and we can carry on this conversation at a more convinient time in a more appropriate scenery, Like maybe I take you out to dinner sometime this weekend? its up to you! Again it was nice meeting you, just this breif conversation with you made my day! Aww there you go again with that beautifull smile. Take care and im expecting you call, have a wonderfull rest of the day! (Closed deal)

Then I exit the building with some mad swagger and hop on to the nearest available okada

otu_nne_gi:
and which country are you from bro? i know you aren't Nigerian otherwise all you said will also apply to you and your kith and kin

I agree with you

I like the way you didn't disagree with me!

It struck me one day while browsing through the various topics on Nairaland that Nigerians when confronted with any sort of adversity are quick to turn to God! Such issues could be as simple as a power outage to more serious ones like a terminal illness. It seems this behavior might explain the current dismal and deteriorating state of our country. In other cultures where religion is not as prevalent, when people are confronted with problems their immediate instinct is to set out and find a solution in doing so other solutions are found! This leads to innovation and invention that ultimately better the overall society, but in our country we have adopt a dangerous doctrine and attitude "why bother when God will fix it for me"
In waiting for miracles, we have failed to seek solutions and as such we haven’t found any. Like the saying goes "Necessity is the mother of all invention" we certainly have the necessity, but when it comes to the invention we conveniently sit back and wait for God to invent it for us. So can it now be said that God or religion is one of, if not Nigeria’s greatest obstacle? Lets debate this I’m curious to hear your thoughts and viewpoints.

Worthless, Cowardly (will rather leave all battles to God than fight for themselve) opportunist, Seriously tribalistic ethnoracists, frauds (especially the woman gold diggers) Shameless beggers, self righteous, only patriotic when a foriegner points our their flaws other than that they spend most of their days loathing in self pity and lambasting their country. Lazy, criminaly inclined, fake, hopeless people! Disgrace to the African Continent. Nigeria needs to be completely formatted and reinstalled with a new Operating System (Nindows 07 64bit)

Somebody has to hit ctrl-alt-delete on this contry called Nigeria and restart it again!!

First of all, how can you discuss a topic  based on a false and flawed statement "Why Is The Infidelity Of A Woman More Difficult For The Guys?" What scientific proof do you have that infidelity is more difficult for a woman? After all majority of the persons in the prostitution business are females and not male, and this is not just because of economic hardship because even in the advanced parts of the world, prostitution still exist. Women just lie a lot better and conceal things better than men. When it comes to infidelity I believe we both are just as equal, just men get caught a lot more plus men don't want to believe their woman is cheating on them because it is a blow to their ego, so they will rather accept the explanation given to them by their woman which is often a lie " No he is not an old friend, or a colleague, No she is not going over to his house to discuss work, No it is not a harmless friendship there is always some ulterior motive. No man alive can satisfy a woman appetite both emotionally, spiritually, sexually. If a woman really likes you, then she will bring herself down to your level and temporarily forfeit all her appetite. That is why it is painfull for a woman when you finally cheat on her cause she's like "WHAT?? AFTER ALL I SACRIFICED FOR THIS DUDE YOU STILL MESSED UP"

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAL not Goallllllllllllll hope you learned something today?

It is a lie, dont blame Cameroon! It was Nigeria that failed to redeem Africas Image

3kay945:
Anyone saying that the sins of the father shouldnt be scrap out of the children should think again, cause the sin is in the money these two chicks use in buyin designer, ridin jeep, aircondition room mansion etc, but most nigeria are striving to survive inhuman hardship.

Gbam!!!

Abeg make person text our boys tell dem say this na their last chance!

What happens to the 13million people who use Okada as their only source of income? 13million more possible Armed robbers knocking at you door. Na wah oooh.

The Oba of Benin should put a curse on our politicians who are the real criminals and pened robbers of our country. Instead of wasteing innocent cows and chickens to punish criminals who are victims of circumstance.

Na wah oh, see as JUJU dey make men confess. The oldest trick in the book, no be the same juju dey protect the armed robbers from bullet? Or make them illusive to capture? All of them na 419!

Transfer the money into my account so I can proceed with further investigations. That way you are covered, if any body ask just direct them to me. I will convert the money and give you 100k of clean legit money its up to you, but act quick my offer will not stand forever.

Until she farted viciously, No seriously, you guys should have been there it was the loudest fart I ever heard, plus it stank. She tried to play it of as a joke but none of my homies were laughing. I was so embarrased, now my friends are going to laugh at me forever.

You havent seen anything yet, wait till the danfo driver and bus conductors foil a terrorist attempt. They cant stand being upstaged by okada drivers, u just wait and see.

I officially remove the ban on Okada, if it means that they could potentially foil a kidnapping plot.

Ayemere
It means, "I shall be remembered"

ayettymama:
are u kidding me?? seriously are u kidding me?? nigerians *kanye shrug*

No I'm not Kidding you, seriously I'm not Kidding you. That's the truth with out sugar and salt. Just raw, it is the reality weather you chose to accept it or not. ALL MEN WILL CHEAT IF PRESENTED WITH THE OPPORTUNITY. I say all men! if you are going out with a geek, or some kid without spine, then he might be faithfull although (you'll probably end up cheating on him, or finding an excuse to leave him)

Please go and look at the scientific explanation for why, and how this behaviour has sustained our species. Left to women, humans as a race would be extinct. I have cheated before, and I told my girlfriend. She to has cheated and got caught, my father cheated and got caught my mother hastily left him for another man, who cheated on her as well. So she left a well established man who cheated, split the family and settled for some one more humble, who ended up cheating. I bet she to cheated but was to smart to get caught. The point is cheating is alway convenient when it is beneficial to us, but when we are the one been cheated on then the story ends up on Niara Land. Yo! I love woman to much, If the oppurtunity presents it self, then ohh well. Thats why I stays single, next time you wont put pressure on you boyfriend to marry you so quickly.