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Lovely

You may not know much about someone until you engage him/her in a committed relationship. Only then will you know his/her level of possible future commitment, honesty and dedication. So people also date to ascertain compatibility.

ChiomaUdemba:
He found out he was HIV Positive, and he became devastated, is their hope of marriage for an HIV Patient. can he leave a normal life, living with such a virus.

Yes YOU can live a normal life, although with adequate medical care. There are also the possibility of getting married.

Lol

Riogeese:
I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he
innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message
came in;
*PASTOR: How are you?
*ME: I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour
collapse on your head.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you
and your family.
*ME: (No reply)'
*PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long
life.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of
riches.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life
imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness
collapse on you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)
* PASTOR: My son are you there?
*ME: Yes Daddy!
* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the
Blessings.
*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*PASTOR: Alright my son.
*ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings
jam and crush you and your family,
*PASTOR: (No reply).
*ME: May the light of God blind your eye that you
may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you
and your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and your
family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family
members and all yours friends and relations,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the annointing from above destroy your
church and kill all your church members excluding
me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be
saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers.
*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot....
Plz keep laughing and 4get d situation of Nigeria
jooor!!!

Lol

Goodnews for his people. Alhaji Buhari Rochas Okorohausa. This man is the only governor of a state from another tribe.

mynduu44:
nope, he was a trailer driver..

Oh I see! And he gave us a footballer.

Was the father a footballer?

Ohaneze Ndigbo should watch that Hausa man oo

Mike Ezuruonye is the best by far.

Mike Ezuruonye is the first by far.

I will be happy if anything is done for the kids but going by the antecedents of our country, I seriously doubt.

I can name a host of ex internationals abandoned.

This is the kind of news that provokes BOKO boys to act.

So no finger should be allowed into that department? #TeamFingering and #TeamCucumber come and see oh

How come you sound so sure about her virginity?

Nice one

The appointment has not been made.

Good for them

That we wanted Keshi to leave the super Eagles was because of his consistent poor results and some personal issues with most of our players.

It does not mean that we wished him death.

Keshi is a legend and we recognize him as such but even if he resurrects, lovers of Nigerian football won't still want him near the super Eagles.

Keshi was a good coach but had bad human management skills.

You mean wives of CEOs of Nigeria's most profitable industry?

Wives of great magical miracle workers

Glamourv:
Early dis morning I saw This, and decided to hide and video this, as today ends the Burial ceremony of the Late Oba of Benin, Who Dead Last Year February and later ws announce this Year May, which later follow the 14days of Burial Occasion, and Ends today ,which the Prince was Initiated. Dis morning at a Shrine closer to the Palace. With the chief and the Slave and other Members. Meanwhile this is His first time of entering that Shrine,it. A place of no goin area. Though I was privilege to see hm on plan White attire. Watch the Video of Them going back to the palace after the initiation

I wanted to suggest that you get a copy of Brighter Grammar until I saw "A place of no going area"

Now, I don't think that alone will be enough.

So we should stop kissing abi?

Thieves are never satisfied.

Kano again?

Oya! Where are this nursery school pupils come and learn.

ireneony:
Journalists likes to exaggerate minor incident.

Believing any publication from THE SUN newspapers is almost like going to the airport to board a ship.

But how many accounts to this church have? Wonders!

That is vagina pad please.