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My lie detecting machine just overheated. This is probably the dumbest lie I have heard in 2022!

Either you tell us the true reason someone wants you dead or you shut hell up!

There is no motive for any politician to kill you just for speaking against killings in the country,,, the whole country already know about the killings, it's not a secret that anyone would go to that extent to conceal.

Not like you were trying to uncover a high profile government corruption or conspiracy. Jeeeeez! This lie is an insult my intelligence personally! Religious leaders are always careless with their lies... Cos they are used to carrying their congregation on one chance effortlessly smh.

Amarisco:
Oga calm down. The guy you’re even dickriding would take at least 4 upper body bullets for me.

Don’t go and use panadol for another man’s headache.

I see...

Amarisco:
I just went through some of your posts and I can see you’re on a crusade of vawulence upon vawulence

Lol someone is shooting her shots he is cute tho... Best of Luck.

Lol this is what I love about Christianity.

The debate, the argument, logics, different theories and different individual opinions.

And Christians questions everything and anything... That's the sign of a healthy religion. God gave us brain right...? I don't know about other religions, but as a Christian I know that it was God who created us and our brain(note: in his image) so any religion that forbids you to use your brain and question certain doctrine is a scam and a brain washing program. Not a religion.

The Freedom to think and act for yourself Without someone stoning you to death or burning you alive citing blasphemy is what makes Christianity the best religion in the world... And also what makes it vulnerable.

Cos the excess tolerance and freedom that comes with Christianity gives random people including Christians a golden license to disrespect the religion as they want. Unlike other religions...

But any Loyalty and faithfulness built on a foundation of fear can never be compared to the one standing on a foundation of free-will.

This is why Christianity will always be the best religion in the entire universe.

I wasn't a Christian by choice.. Like most people in the world i was born into my religion (Christianity) And I'm forever glad for that.

Where is the mother of those children?

Some Mothers no dey gree say their pikin don grow...

Let the man do whatever goes well for him... It's his life, his choice... It's not about you and what you want as a mother.

WannaHowzit:
And they're enjoying world class lives in SA while you're dying of hunger and hate in Japageria.

OMG, aren't they the same people who'll be processing your visa coz u so desperate to escape your country

Or u gonna cross illegally swimming on Limpopo crocodiles with Zimbabweans or drowning in the Mediterranean sea - no LGBTABCDHIV+ air gay 'hostess' on planes to process your visa

OH I get it you are gay jeez cool off bro... You are really hot right now

It's funny how yall automatically conclude that everybody on this forum is an average Person going through alot.... lol Smh.

Oh I Didn't know LGBTABCDHIV+ people don get ground for south Africa too.

Cats are curious naturally. If you are sure you feed it well.. Then it's not hunger... It's just curiosity.
It just wants to eat whatever you are eating... Not to quench its hunger but to quench its curiosity.

If that makes you uncomfortable then you should start giving it obvious signals that what it's doing is wrong. Be furious whenever it comes to your food... You don't have to hit, just give it a push back or raise your voice at it whenever it does that.

In no time it will naturally adopt and add it to his or her "don't do list"......

Good luck.

Kingsnairaland:
The dictatorship of the Western elites is directed against all societies, including the peoples of the Western countries themselves. This is a challenge to all, look at the way they treat Kanye west aka ye and trump it only a matter of time they will fight to cancel the part where the scripture said homosexuality is a sin.

They lie that Ukraine is winning but From prisoner exchange you will know who died more Russia has more prisoners than Ukraine this shows Russia killed more Ukraine military men.

The foolish comidian president.... He thought he would win, so he can have a stand up comedy even movies about Ukraine vs Russia, the US really know how to brain wash anyone they want to..

The truth is that Russia is busy fighting evil that would consumed the world but some people are seeing the opposite and it's unfortunate.



God bless putin God bless mother Russia...

on target! I used to think that USA was God sent... That without them the world would be a wild badlands.
I Used to see Russia as a cold heartless nation.

Well... Until I got older... I set sentiment and everything I learnt from Hollywood and western media aside, I compared Russia and U.S... And realized that I have been a victim of brainwashing all my life.

I really wish more people would wake up and start seeing the west for what they truly are.

Bully, hypocrite and double standards demons

America doesn't practice democracy, it's just a cover up... You think all these companies leaving Russia is out of their freewill? The United States will twist your arm in the dark till you bend to their will... Then force you to come to the light and tell the world that it was actually your will.

Putin is not the problem...

Democrats is the problem... Not even the U.S but Democrats.

Democrats are war mongers. War is how America got rich and war is how they stay rich. America provoked this war... The same way they are working overnight trying to provoke China to invade Taiwan...

Yeah more war more money... If US was ever interested in peace in Ukraine... They should have left Ukraine alone... And enforced Minsk agreement.

How can the self acclaimed father of democracy(USA) back a coup in a sovereign country? U. S helped overthrow an elected president in Ukraine because he wasn't interested in joining NATO. His country doing great... And living peacefully. But the US wasn't happy.. Peace irritates them... Whenever there's is peace America feels they its losing money and losing purpose.

So what did they do? The father of democracy plotted a coup and overthrew an elected president to install a puppet government that is willing to carry out their will, And of a sudden Ukraine wants to join NATO.

Many regions in Ukraine didn't like that and have been fighting to leave Ukraine since then.

U.S is a devil and problem we have in this world... If they come where there is peace they will turn in to war front and still convince you that they are helping...

Now Ukraine own never finish, Dem don go Taiwan to start a another war... Smh

The whole world knows the truth about the US... Even their own citizens are aware.

Go digital...

Atiku be like treasurer wey shop "meeting women" money...

Portable be like retired low budget Olosho...

Tinubu looks like those quiet evil ladies that are always up to something...

Peter Obi looks like a well fed well pampered house wife.

Not as dirty as some Nigerian politician...


Continue to rest in peace sir Funsho williams And the victims of endSARS massacre!

Playing hard to get means she doesn't really like you or want you...

She's just accessing if there is a way you can be useful to her, Be it Financially, sexually and Sometimes as her emotional supportive tool.

Once she sees the perfect role for you in her life... Ta-da! She would slot you in. Bloody capitalists!

For your mind you go be like you don finally win her heart LOL... You be Odogwu!

Zonefree:
Drugs, Tobacco, SK, Loud and Colorado are not haram but innocent Beer is haram

God of enjoyment will judge you hypocrites!

Mohammed didn't know what weed and pills was... He only knew about alcohol.

Do you also watch pornography? Pornography is bad for your sexual health.

Fiscus105:
Daily increment on food alone is btw 14-16k? (14*30= #420k) if I choose minimum increment spendings only on food oooo.

All of these are just to make front page, yet some hopeless and lazy readers will almost have HBP on mere figment of OP' imagination, blaming institution of marriage as usual.
.......thank God you still be able to stay in room and parlor? Wen u done with ur hallucinations you shall wake up from your dream where you saw urself in room and parlor self contained when actually you are in a single room ,"face me and face you".

finally, someone who's brain works like mine... Lol and the fact majority of readers here bought this crap is disturbing... Nigerians have low I.Q

his story is only about 20% thick and 80% water....

Erik is only giving CR7 fans something to jack off on....

Please let's let the dead Portuguese rest...

Lol this man is dumber than I think... Gambling is older than civilization. You can't stop gambling...

He should have simply enforced and tighten the age limit rules, not ban it completely...

People would simply result in playing online instead of going to bet shops... So he didn't change anything... Except blocking the job opportunities bet shops creates for the Youths.

And also the income the best offices or shops generates for the state.

Common sense is not common after all...

Nigerians deserve to suffer... Vote Tinubu... Vote APC no problem. I'm all good... Na the same una go still starve for this country... Not me, a nigga is all good.

Since una no Wan learn... How person with brain go see Buhari and Tinubu for the same picture and still vote Tinubu?

Wetin Tinubu go fit do for this country wey him no do under Buhari regime? Tinubu is probably more powerful than Buhari... Incase you don't know,,, Tinubu na big fish in this current regime... He is among those calling the shots already, he just wants to make it official, just for the title sake!

There will be no single difference between Tinubu and Buhari regime... Just same group of people... Una no fit use una head my people?

God what is wrong with Nigerians??

That's another 8 years of same bullshit or even worse...

I don give up!

Kanye surely has a plan... He knows what he is doing. You might think he is dumb but have you ever seen any dumb billionaire?

Whatever he is doing now is probably something that would make him more rich in the future, a long term game plan we haven't seen yet. Trust me....

And you are wondering why I love mother Russia? Russia is the only remaining sane developed nation in the world.

The West is busy shoving their LGBT, abortion rights and some other immoral/devilish ideology down our throat... And screaming at us to swallow it! Ruining every good movie these days with gay characters... Disgusting! Now I have to keep skipping the gay scene or keep changing the Chanel every now and then just to watch a movie?? No offense if you are gay, but I'm straight... And seeing two grown men make out irritates every straight guy, You don't need to be homophobic for that to happen... Cos It's a naturally disgusting sight. Just like watching someone eat poo or watching thousands of live snakes hipped together... You get me? We just can't help it!

But the West doesn't seem to respect straight people anymore these days despite we are the majority! LGBT community are not up to 5% of the world population.... yet they are forcing the ideology on all of us. Even targeting our kids and minors to show you how determined and desperate they are!

Now I can't let my kid watch cartoons anymore without supervision, cos the so called woke generation agenda... targeting innocent kids by promoting LGBT through cartoon and kids movies... Programing our kids and creating more and more fvcked up kids every day, Yeah They know exactly what they are doing... They know kids are the easiest target and want to catch them young.

WTF is exactly wrong with the Western world? What exactly do they want? Maybe Homosexuality is natural? OK... So how come we don't see gay animals? Think.. Human are the only species that practice homosexuality... Its more than enough evidence that it's abnormal and unnatural.

LGBT is a pure mental disorder. Instead of investing heavily in promoting it and encouraging it, it should be classifias as a medical condition, that way the world would start looking for the cure or solution.

That's why I love mother Russia, LGBT is legal in Russia cos they understand that most people are simply victims and didn't choose to be gay... Most gays would prefer to be straight, to be normal. But Russia wants you to respect yourself and do it in your house.. don't disturb other people's eyes with it and don't influence our innocent children. Do your thing quietly...

How difficult can it be?

It's funny When I see African Christians siding with the U.S and Western world against Asia citing religion. Lol my dear.. the West are no longer Christians! I don't even know what they are anymore! In fact.. Muslims and Christians should stop fighting each other and unite in resisting western ideology... They are Investing heavily in immorality... Working overtime trying to turn our future generations into more confused and more fvcked up bunch!

taylor88:
most times I feel I’m not normal bcuz I can’t and have never enjoyed watching football since birth


I fit see Ronaldo for road now make i waka pass



But my babe say she loves it that I’m normal

You are 101% normal... I'm a big football fan... Not just a fan but also a player.

Football is Amazing! But it's just another sport /activity...

Sometimes people don't choose what to love, their Environment does that for them.

An Average American doesn't give a fvck about football... They all about Basketball. An average British doesn't give a fvck about Basketball, they all about football.

Sometimes it's a sign of a higher I.Q to be able to resist something which everyone around you are interested in...

It shows your mind is independent, not programmable or easily influenced!

Explorers:
Have a friend who's kind of depressed and seriously needs help.

Who can he talk to, a psychologist or ?

Happy Birthday bro....

tuzle:
some of u just seat and type with out considering other factors. U said u where saying Ronaldo game will die before Messi, is Ronaldo not 4years older so is it not natural for his game tonight die before Messi?

OH now you know Ronaldo is older? But why are you guys always comparing the two players? With your logic the two players should never be compared.

Ronaldo and Messi are within the same age range... 4 years is not that much, alot of people are stronger and healthier than people 4 years younger than them. Even Ronaldo still looks stronger than Messi, he has always been.

The Ex boyfriend even looks dead on his photo....

Beverlyjean:
Every world cup player should be careful this period... world cup is just a month away... any little mistake...u will miss it... I guess Ronaldo is being very careful so thst he can unleash his final powers

Ronaldo is done... Your hear me? Done!

I told you all Ronaldo's game will die before Messi's game... Why? Ronaldo got absolutely nothing else to offer except goals.
And now his body can no longer withstand those young bastard defenders that have zero respect for their elders.

Messi on the other hand... Odogowu too understands that his body armor is no longer what it used to be... But yet he will always be useful on the pitch... He is an all round player... Pure talent and can fit in any position except the defense.

I admire Ronaldo, but don't compare him to Messi. Real Madrid went on to win more Champions league as Ronaldo left,,, he was easily replaced... But Barcelona is still screaming for Messi to return.

Alot of people can do what Ronaldo does... And even do it better. But Messi? Legend has it that we may never see another being like him... The future generations will name him along side the Greek demi gods... They will envy us for being privileged to watch Messi play live!

Lol

If it feels wrong then it's wrong... Don't wait for someone to tell you what's a sin and whats not... Even an Infant knows that biting his or her mom's nipple during breastfeeding is wrong.

It's called morals, everyone has it...

BATified2023:
if he made it easy for anambra people they won’t b migrating to Lagos in droves today

If the British Empire had chosen Anambra as the capital of Nigeria... and concentrated the same amount of federal resources Lagos enjoyed in Anambra... you think any other state in Nigeria would stand a chance? Considering the fact that Southerners have contributed to its development more than the actual people that are originally from there?

Yall always seem to forget that Lagos was chosen not made... As a former capital it had every advantage to succeed than the rest of the country... Yet its still an unplanned,dirty, overhyped shithole.

The problem with some of yall is that yall haven't set foot outside Nigeria... If una visit ordinary African cities sef, Yall would be ashamed and would never hype Lagos again smh....

Shame no dey catch una for this country atall,,,, so fucking ignorant!