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FamilyRe: The Pretty Banker Who Married A Danfo Driver: True Love Story by holusormi(m): 4:51pm On Sep 10, 2015
Cool story undecided ,,,, but why that man head con be like horn na huh
Computer MarketRe: . by holusormi(m): 8:56am On Sep 08, 2015
obawire:
Do make any attempt to buy anything or send pm to toolzshp.biz because he is a great scammer and nairaland admin should try to clear all his post on this site, He rip me for 100$$ pls beware of him cuz he is a cheap scammer
Stop buying tools from hackers except u have a very sure one tested and trusted, just look for a reputable online shop and buy from them with guaranteed peace of mind
PhonesRe: Please, What exactly Do People Do With Their Iphones? by holusormi(m): 8:03am On Sep 05, 2015
I like to say a lot of things here , but as it is the iphone super gang are already doing a fine job of it , so I'll just maintain my chill .... I started using androids long before techno and infinix gave these fvck boys mouth to start mistalking , coming from someone who has used all platforms , (Symbian , bb7, bb10, meego, even Linux ) iphone gave me the much needed peace and functionality I have always wanted

And to iphone users out there , if you haven't jailbroken your device yet , trust me you are grossly under-using your device ..

Typed on my jailbroken Iphone 6 , 64gb, grey edition , iOS 8.4 grin
PhonesRe: Please, What exactly Do People Do With Their Iphones? by holusormi(m): 6:05am On Sep 05, 2015
Simi16:
I have brand new iPhone 5s, 32gb for sale at N 140,000 (this price has a discount). Kindly call me on +234 818 888 5200 if interested. Below are some pictures of the iPhone
You want to sell a 5s for 140k huh You won't make heaven bro!!! angry
RomanceRe: Is It Bad For A Lady Who Is About Graduating Not To Have A Boyfriend ? by holusormi(m): 10:41pm On Sep 03, 2015
You guys really need to go easy on this lady , what exactly did she do to you guys ? And what's wrong wi her English undecided
CelebritiesRe: Jesse Jagz: I Have Not Been To Church In 8 Years by holusormi(m): 7:46pm On Sep 03, 2015
Northocracy:
Total Northernization is the way! Nigeria must have a similar ideology, Nigeria must speak with one voice, Nigeria must be homogenous, Nigeria must be Northernize! Northernization is not equal to Islamization, Northernization is not equal to Hausa-Fulani. Northernization is for anyone, Any tribes, Everyone who wants to cooperate with the strongest power in Africa, It is for those who seek to cooperate with both the West(Britain/America) and the Middle East powers(Saudi Arabia/Iran). You can't win against Northernization, Rather than fighting against it fight for your stake and benefit in it. Just like what the Western powers are doing in the Iranian deal, and what Black Americans did in America. There are tired of fighting against it, they rather seek to benefit from it.
My man , you should stop smoking wet weed ,, go for the dry ones instead

From a concerned friend sad
PhonesRe: Between Samsung S6 Edge & Iphone 6 by holusormi(m): 8:39am On Sep 01, 2015
ExInferis:
Get both! As i did!

iPhone 6 plus (128gb), Galaxy S6 Edge (64gb), Note 4 (32gb, dual sim)

Top: Microsoft Surface Pro 3 (Core i7, 256gb SSD)
No offense to you bro , but this doesn't make sense at all ......
PhonesRe: iOS Users Thread (iphones, Ipads, Ipods Etc) by holusormi(m): 9:49am On Aug 28, 2015
gidjah:
bros u reside where?we must talk o !Abeg give me your whatssapp
Lol, I sent you a pm
RomanceRe: When She Says No by holusormi(m): 4:22pm On Aug 27, 2015
EroticAngelina:
*yawns* is that all u got, pig?


I bet ur brain feels good as new, seeing as uve never used it. why do guys like gabbing girls with stuff that has to do with sex or sex relatedhuh are u guys that lame or is that all u knowhuh lyk seriously, its getting boring and out of style. try something else and keep me entertained, coward undecided


I'd luv to leave u with one thought, buh im not quite sure u av anywhere to put it. calling u stoopid would be an insult to stoopid ppl. brainless sick retarded nincompoop. to be honest, u are a living proof that man can do without brain for a while sha grin u say I look ugly, skinny and whatnot... buh can u do me a huge favor, upload ur mother(if u got any) or sister's PUC, and let's compare grin mad dog wey hunger and poverty don use play football. demented bipolar orangutan from the forest. scabby slobby pig-faced bovine specimen. product of a gangrape.

ugly bastard. castrated mentally distorted nimrod. akpansi. mammywater pikin. old black dirty hairy-azzed gay. village champion. useless piece of nothing. I can see u take after ur father(or should I say fathers ) in the book department grin thin-lipped poltron shocked worthless scumbag. u so ugly I'd marry a gorilla instead of u(no kidding) shiiiity cross-eyed sickler ^^ what a pussssy grin needle-diicked self-servicer. no girl agrees to fvck u cos ur face alone can cause high temperature. jerk. ugly toad. foolish fat fvcking fool jx like ur thousand fathers. shiiithead.
You have been gutted from bow to stem, do the Honourable thing babe, lick your wounds and run away with your tail between your legs undecided

@funlord has taken you the cleaners , he did it before , he is doing it right now as I type , he will do it again... Run now that you can still run!! grin
RomanceRe: Please Advice; My Best Friend's Fiance Says He Loves Me by holusormi(m): 2:56am On Aug 24, 2015
Before anything , hope he wil claim tha pregnancy in your stomach huh , or wait ooo ,, sad , is that yo normal belly huh shocked
BusinessRe: Ex-Billionaire Goddy Anabor Goes Broke: His Tragic Fall by holusormi(m): 10:17pm On Aug 23, 2015
cbrass:
So you believe in a scammer? undecided
Yes I do, you have any problem with that ?? undecided
BusinessRe: Ex-Billionaire Goddy Anabor Goes Broke: His Tragic Fall by holusormi(m): 7:31pm On Aug 23, 2015
So sad ,, guys like this were the pioneers of scam, you will rise again ,, a true hustler never goes poor , he can only go broke .... We believe in you!!! sad
RomanceRe: Help,my Friend Keep Talking About My Man Handsomeness. by holusormi(m): 11:23am On Aug 21, 2015
@op , is that your pics in your profile ? shocked
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj Pictured With Idris Elba by holusormi(m): 6:45pm On Aug 20, 2015
kennygee:
Our Celebs and their fake and exorbitant life style.

Idris Elba is way richer than Dbanj and you don't see him in all those mumu chains and Glasses.

You'll never find Bill Gates, Aliko Dangote and Femi Otedola looking like this. They look simple.

The bank balance and Forbes does the talking.
Come back when you or any member of your family has made quarter of the money dbanj has made , till then , kindly shut da fvck up and quit hating kiss
HealthRe: Don’t Ruin Your Liver With Harmful Habits by holusormi(m): 5:29pm On Aug 19, 2015
Nice one , but how does this stop me from drinking Heineken mixed with black bullet today ? undecided
ComputersRe: Windows 10 Update : I Almost Killed Someone by holusormi(m): 11:09pm On Aug 17, 2015
LordReed:
THanks man appreciate.
chygoz3:
Kindly share the activator. Been battling with activation for a while now.
as promised, this is the link to the activator

http://www.4shared.com/rar/P1M95Cj4ce/KMSpico10010240portablebest-ga.html

enjoy yourselves and remenber to disable all your antivirus before you extract and use
ComputersRe: Windows 10 Update : I Almost Killed Someone by holusormi(m): 7:59pm On Aug 17, 2015
chygoz3:
Kindly share the activator. Been battling with activation for a while now.
I'll do that once I get home... Hold pls
PhonesRe: Iphone Killer Tweaks Section(for Jailbreakers) by holusormi(m): 3:18pm On Aug 17, 2015
threadstone:
Hello House,
My tweak list

Best so far

Phone caller is my recent favorite tweak. Cos it brings the true caller functionality to iphone..

Airblue sharing for bluetooth (works best when naysayers start blabbing about iphone not being able to share pics videos etc

Bridge: takes recieved or downloaded music straight to itunes

Andrios.. Sometimes i miss lollipop os ui
Bros , what's this tweak that shows your data usage ??
ComputersRe: Windows 10 Update : I Almost Killed Someone by holusormi(m): 2:36pm On Aug 17, 2015
LordReed:
Ok. It's done now but I think I am gonna have issues with activation. Let's see how that goes. Really liking the Windows 10 interface so far, just need to update my display drivers.
If you have any issues with activation , let me know ... I'll upload the activator i used on 4shared and paste the link here , it will be later in the day when I get home sha... But today
ComputersRe: Windows 10 Update : I Almost Killed Someone by holusormi(m): 2:06pm On Aug 17, 2015
LordReed:
I was going to write I didn't have a key for the Windows 10 pro iso I have but Google has saved the day and now I am installing it... 25%complete fingers crossed no jerk will press the power button again wink
Ohh okay , that's good to know , although when I performed my own upgrade it didn't ask me for any key and I used KMS activator to activate my own copy .... (Windows 10 enterprise)
ComputersRe: Windows 10 Update : I Almost Killed Someone by holusormi(m): 9:41am On Aug 17, 2015
I reckon you are updating straight from windows update , to save yourself a lot of grief , why not download the windows enterprise ISO via a download manager like idm, then you can update directly via the downloaded ISO. Upgrading to windows 10 via windows update is very slow, except if your network is drugs!!
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Guys Scared Of Edo Girls. by holusormi(m): 10:28am On Aug 12, 2015
sexyjessy:
am a young girl from edo state (esan central)

i really dunno y pple are so scared of edo girls esp d boys, once i mention am 4rm edo state ..dey draw bck ...it makes me sad cuz its not only in edo state u find witches or watever dey r everywhere...pls y'all shud stop it ..its nat fair sad dere r gud pple in edo state too..it depend on which of dem u meet
#proudlyedo


hv a nice day all cheesy
See as your face sef strong like say you go beat person undecided , an reporting your profile pics to the moderator.... Odikwa too strong angry
FamilyRe: I Caught My 14-year-old Son Watching Porn.. by holusormi(m): 12:57am On Aug 12, 2015
I am more concerned about his daftness!!! How can you get caught watching porn ? Common sense suggests that you lower the volume of your laptop , or even use earpiece , also position the laptop In such a way that someone entering the room will only see the back and not the screen!!!
@op, please report him to his father and make sure he is well trashed angry , not for watching porn (we all do that grin) but for being incorrigibly daft!!! angry .... Chei, I remember when I small , if I hear say u catch me dey do bad thing grin
PhonesRe: Iphone Killer Tweaks Section(for Jailbreakers) by holusormi(m): 12:27pm On Aug 11, 2015
softtouch2:
Here are my tweak list;
Wow, very impressive list , am stealing some of your tweaks grin

Also checkout my appscreen , the theme am using is aelon grin

PhonesRe: Iphone Killer Tweaks Section(for Jailbreakers) by holusormi(m): 2:20am On Aug 10, 2015
Well since we don't want this thread to die , let's all contribute please , iPhone has been the best phone I have ever used , below is my tweak screenshots , my favorite tweak of all time is ikeywi grin ,,, also lets all try to buy our tweaks to encourage developers , say NO to piracy ( I wish I can follow my own advise grin grin)

FamilyRe: Recommend A Beautiful Name For My Baby!!! by holusormi(m): 2:52pm On Aug 09, 2015
Hennessy, walker , etc undecided
FamilyRe: How Do You Give Your Wife Pocket Money by holusormi(m): 2:44pm On Aug 09, 2015
Married on a 25k per month salary shocked shocked ??
People get mind sha !!!!

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