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presh247:
A certain man found his wife with another man in
his bedroom. Instead of shouting or beating both of
them, he just looked at them and went back to the
sitting room. He switched on the Television and
started watching some gospel videos.
The wife and the Boyfriend were in panic. The
boyfriend dressed up and came by the sitting room
then he said,
"Sir am sorry for sleeping with your wife"...
Husband - "It happens you can go.." The boyfriend
left.
The wife never came out from the bedroom till it
was time to sleep. The husband switched off the
Television and went to sleep in the bedroom. He
found her wife sited on the floor crying.
The husband never said anything or even ask her.
He just slept on his bed and covered himself with
some blankets. In the morning when he woke up, he
found his wife dead.
The wife committed suicide in the middle of night as
her husband was sleeping. The husband was jailed
for 20 years for murder.
**Question:
→Who was not fair_?←
1. The husband,
2. The wife or
3. The law_?

Was your father the judge that sentenced the man to 20 years Imprisonment because his wife committed suicide ?.... If he is , it's not so hard to see where you got your stup.idity from.... Ewu Gambia!!!

Aprime:
Stop making a Fool of yourself.
Honestly, you sound really immature.

I can't believe you feel repulsive to take care of your girlfriend, simply because she doesn't give you Sex in a No Sex relationship. And isn't that something you both decided upon? or did she pushed that into your mouth?

Either way, grow up.
If you can't handle it, put an end to it. Duh.

Bro, your head is not correct

alorax2:
Abeg My brother u said handshake from arafat? Shey arafat get ebola then ni? Or wat?

Lolz, nope ... Arafat injected him through the handshake , I suggest you go see he movie .. The interview , you would understand what I mean

phetty:
Dragnet wan (don) step up their game oh

Anyway, GodDey

Broa that numerical was ....

AbuuUsaamah:
Such is life. Until last night, this man would not walk without a retinue of aids and tightened security. See him wandering alone now. Just a matter of a few hours of sleep and he's all alone on his own.


This is a lesson for those who want to cling to the enjoyment of this world by all means. Within the blink of an eye, everything might be gone. The afterlife matters more.

He's talking about the picture.... Read and understand before jumping to comment

I still don't know the kind of demon that will enter me ,that will make me ride a power bike on the third maiand bridge, to/fro work ... Practically all drivers there are mad... Anytime I go on that bridge, my mad side gets fully activated ...sometimes while driving I purposely chase bikes out of the road, it's fun watching them scrambling here and there... With all my evils , you expect me to ride a bike on that bridge ? .... Hell noooo!!! I'll pass, and thanks for the offer

Leave the man alone na .... Can't a man just play a little 'away' game again ? Stop being a player hater abeg... Let the man enjoy those 'little' pleasures life has to offer and pls go get Yosef a gf and get Yosef busy with her... Don't tell ur mum, he will stop it with time

I change my dp slightly frequently, but I hardly put up my personal pics esp on bbm and whatsapp, what I put up mostly is funny memes, as a matter of fact, I have over 2500 funny memes on my phone and those are he only things I put on my bbm and whatsapp... So op, am I immature, insecure or both ?

Don't feel too bad ... Almost all guys were disvirgined by prostitutes , except they want to lie sha

All of you shouting ,,... Don't you ever under-estimate the 'toasting and chyking' prowess of those old men oo..... Don't even think of it, those men will floor you when it comes to chyking babes .... Ask papa holusormi

aremzyolly:
There is nothing wrong with the phone ...its company security measure ....make sure the iphone is charged and on always ....it will enable itself. 2. After some days (hours most times ) it will start a timer to tell you when the phone will be enabled ...talking from personal experience ...to stop future occurrence never keep an iPhone near heat or direct sunlight ..it will disable again...never abandone an iPhone for long while sim is inserted(maybe for months ) it will also disable itself.this is quite different if the iPhone is locked with a pass code..but with the screen shot..that'd what it is .

That weed u smoked is a tad too strong for u ,, reduce it abeg

Download appandora on your laptop... Pretty easy to use, btw , what iphone and iOS are u on ?

fajani:
who told you I want that maggot pussy... she is just too silly for my likings

Lolz

fajani:
Guy sorry abt this post., one useless mojayo forced me to do it. The girl is just a bitch of the first order.. I want you to help throw more bomb to her.. thanks

Lolzzz,,,,, took u so long to find out ,,, she no gree give u yansh Ba ?? ... Throw ur bomb urself ,, I'll cheer you on

So some people actually believe that abacha was killed by Apple and Indian prostitutes , Nigerians can be so gullible at times ... Abacha was doomed to die sooner or later , he had advanced cirrhosis of the liver (probably got that from excessive drinking) , his lips were badly cracked that he used lipstick to disguise it , then a day after shaking Arafat abi na Ararat of Isreal, he died from heart attack complications , some school of thought believe that the handshake he had was no ordinary handshake , he most likely was injected or a foreign substance was passed to his body through that handshake ( has anybody seen the that movie, the interview ?) .. If yes you should understand what a handshake can do to someone.... Moral of the story : abacha wasn't killed by Apple or India ashewo.. He was too smart/strong a general to be killed be that!!

Halimi24:
ohhh u back boo boo??
Why shld I upload my pic when I aint lookin 4 validation from thirsty males??
Painment abt wat??ur ugly look??
from ur look&nepa man story I know ur ghetto level darling
Dayum!!!!look at those stumpy legs
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

Go easy on the girl, will ya ?? You even haff bad mouth gan sef

5minsmadness:
At the age of 6months, my niece graduated from breastmilk to Eba and soup. The parents did all thier possible best to feed the child cereals, babyfood, blended fruits, cerelac, soyamilk, etc etc but she simply refused and would throw it all out as soon as it was forced in. When my mom was contacted she said we should try adult foods. Immediately the eba and eggs came to her mouth she gulped it in like a starving Nigerian who has been feeding on white man's pasta for 6months. She ate it and looked up at us like... Na now una come.

This same baby went straight from diaper to potty. During potty training she never messed up the house once but would crawl to the toilet to do her buisness on the floor or in the potty.

Same for bedwetting. She would wake up at night and without crying would start patting whoever was around until the person woke up then she would make them follow her to the toilet to pee.

Nobody taught her to wear her clothes and she has already figured out how to wear the right shoes on the right feet.

My mom says she's our grandma come back. I'm more scientifically inclined though I'm still waiting for an explanation of how she knows to flush the toilet after her when she uses it.
She's two years old now.

I was like that when I was younger , but somewhere along the line , something happened ... Guess it's the weed sha

nerodenero:
If I am a star like Emmannuel Adebayor , I CAN never expose my family the way Adebayor is doing.

We have families faced with daunting challenges and yet they are able to manage the situation. If Adebayor feels his family is worse, I hope he would be privileged enough to read about other families whose challenges are like earthquake that has consumed them.

Enough of exposing yourself to the world that are only happy you are sad. Thank God you are Yoruba and you should still understand the saying that 'enito ba ta ara ile e lopo, ko le ri ra lowon.

Bro, kindly STFU!!! ... Don't say you can't do that , have you walked a mile in his shoes ? Have you felt what he felt ? When you buy a house of 1.2 million pounds and your family takes over it , or when your younger bro rubbishes you in front of your teammates , let's see what you would do. But till then nko ?? .... STFU!!! ( shut tha fvck up)

igbsam:
I've experienced it more than once.

Its really something else. Happens to my mom alot too.

Also, who can explain this phenomenon whereby you see something happen at the moment and there will be some kind of flashback as if you've seen that thing happen before. Then you predict correctly the next thing that would happen the next min seeing that incident unfolding right before your eyes. This is one part i still don't understand about me. Its like having a premonition of something happening and you can tell the next thing to happen. It became a thing of worry for me when my friends started avoiding me like i'm a wizard or something.

I have read about it somewhere before, guess it's called déjavu or something , you can google it though

Don't mind everyone that are telling you to dump her , they jealous of the beautiful thing you and the girl got going on,, she loves you bro, continue dating her ,, meanwhile you can check android AppStore and download the latest version of 'brain' ... You seriously need it

oluface:
That's Bank Account Spamming..lol.. 90% Nigerian will fall for it .
Those guys used a very strong Scam Page, Shell and Almighty Inbox Smtp.
Always check the URL before you login your personal details and more so.. No bank will ask for you personal details online for you to reactivate your account.. Most time.. Those boys send you an email with your bank page threatening that your account will be deactivated if you don't update your info..
Once again.. Always watchout for the correct URL.

True that , but these ones are learners , the 'sent from' field clearly indicates a mail domain that doesn't belong to either zenith bank or any other bank ... A good php mailer would have corrected that

fajani:
Gibberish, do u go to sch at all... sorry I forgot, Na Igbo base you spent your whole day when ur mate were in sch. Very soon, you will run mad...

Oloriburuku, agun ma ni iye... Brainless, bulky Bastarrdd ..... The sperm that formed you should have been disposed off , the world would have had one less idio.t to feed ....
Take to correction boy !!! .... Go back up and edit your post .... Stu.pid piece of shii

Lol,,, ... I don't even know what to say ... I'll just sit here and sip my Lipton ,, it's actually none of my business .... But pls op, weed has been proved (scientifically and otherwise) to be bad on Friday mornings ... You might want to ease up on that

fajani:
Jobless peeps on the street of Lagos.... after taking too much of Weed, brain over work... small time you run mad.. imagine having time to abuse woman.. u are not even a shame of yourself, that's why you never have a serious relationship, you have a dependable ally in an olosho girl who carry am waka here and there. you think you are living a meaningful life.. I pity for your mum wey born you by mistake..

Ehm bros ,,, actually its 'ashamed' , not 'a shame' .... Stup.id piece of fvck ... Oga driver u dey use ur Oga house pose for pics ... No worry ur Oga go soon reach .... Oloshi somebody!! .... Why is your English so wack.... P.s: this doesn't mean that olosho with a bastar.d would fvck you.... Just thought you should know ...

MojAyo:
u want to be on my matter,abi,I promise u ,u re already wishing bad things into ur life,all of those things u mention here re for u and ur family in jesus name,satan,get thee beside me

Stop quoting me in multiple posts ,... It's makes you look retarded ... Anyways, you are not a worthy opponent , u know ur own kind of stupi.dity is a hybrid version , it's contagious ... So go back to your fvcked up life ... Av forgiven u ,, next time I won't be so merciful ,, btw, when your next customer comes to fvck you and give you #500, you should consider investing in English classes... Your English is wack!!!

MojAyo:
sorry,wats bad about my story,sorry u re frustrated,useless yoruba boy,ode

Lol, u never learn ur lesson abi ?, baby mama, brokeass, dumbfvck, jobless nitwit.... For future purposes , pls don't quote me again. Intellectually, am not at par with you ... Get off nairaland , get a life , get a job and feed your stu.pidfvck baby... And oh pls change ur curve 2 to sth better .. U taking too long to reply

MojAyo:
baba werey,oloriburuku

Lol Oloshi ,, we sabi ur story na ... Olosho to lo southy,, oloriburuku ara e , oyun bastarddd lo gbe wa ile.... Attempt to quote and insult me at your own risk ,,, I'll destroy you!!!

MojAyo:
why d hating,dem swear for u people

IYa Werey ,,, u don chop today ??

Uhm my nigger , ur babe looks like one Olosho I carried overnight at pekas..... Am sure it's her , intact she's the one ....