₦airaland Forum

wahabian:
Bulls eye ! Most people who talk about these topics never even been to calabar,sometimes the girls they refer to as calabar are Akwa ibom. Even here ,the calabar girl respect the Akwa ibomites for the "thing" .

As per the food,na big lie! I don't knw where people are getting all this from.Na shit dem dey cook.come to cross river state and taste it yourself.Rice go dey watery and tasteless ! Every food got one bitter vegetable or the other.

Moral of the story ,the whole Calabar thing is just a fable passed from generation to generation.

mrbillz:
DID YOU JUST SAY YORUBA? TRY ONDO GIRL

Dabss:
just 2. But I am sick of the Hype. Calabar girls don't have any sexual superpowers abeg!

Bonapart:
Ba3 Not 3-4 days.. my mom use to use her's for close to a month before charging

Mafia4life:
That's one crazy thing I regretted. I installed Phoneit-tab tweak to enable phone work on Ipad 2 mini. This tweak arrested me and got me into iOS 8.1.3. What a sad day.

koligs:
Boring and dry...
laugh @this instead

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2
million naira to a wrong phone
number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to
stop the person from withdrawing
the money and he came up with
this: He sent a message to the
person's phone saying. "Hello Dark
and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the
money I sent to
u? It's for your initiation into the
Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the
Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's
midnight
12am. That money is only for your
transport. I'll
send you more for your shopping.
There are riches
awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two
weeks after the
initiation, a family member very
close to your heart
will die in a mysterious circumstance
and another
2 weeks later the next person close
to your heart
again will die too, these deaths will
unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at
night to any part of
the world, change into all kinds of
animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember
to come with
a syringe and needle for drawing
your blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that
you must not
come a minute late nor a minute
earlier because
the Viceroy of Satan will be there
himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in
advance. But in
case you are not ready to join,
please send back
the money otherwise you will die in
the next
24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got
an sms saying, pls send another
10million naira my friends are also
interested...

phetty:
Around 140k or so. You could drink that up within few hours, I hope. #lol...#badt guy

How you dey?

tumababa:
I dont sell dat type. Go to olx

mistypiper:
Thanks. Is apple still signing today? Though i have iOS8.1.1 at the moment.

Any iphone thread on this section?

Billyonaire:
One can actually marry with 80,000 a month salary, but I am damn sure the marriage will not last 2 years if that Salary is not increased. You have to factor in rent, electricity bills, gas bill, transportation to/fro work, money for condom (considering no kid is welcomed yet), brazilian hair for new wife, DSTV bill has just gone high, money set aside for Blood pressure pills, and for mosquito drugs as well as mosquito repellant if you live in Lagos. Now you know when I said the marriage will not last more than 2 years without the wife cheating on the beloved husband for extra coins to meet her need for bleaching cream.

Freshboi:
How can a family spend N70k on feeding in a month? Are they Nephilims? Food should be N30k max for a family of four. The N30k sef is even high. When you know the intricacies of Lagos markets,feeding will be cheap

PassingShot:
Lets do this arithmetic:


Salaries (both) = 140k/month = 1.68M/year

Rent = 150,000
Feeding =290,000 per year (about 800 naira daily)
Transportation = 150,000 per year (500 daily for both, 25 days per month)
Clothing and other stuffs = 100,000 yearly (8,500 monthly)
Health care allowance = 60,000 per year (5,000 monthly)

Total so far = 150k+290k+150+100K = 750,000 NGN
750,000 + 10% mark up = 825,000

From 1.68M there is still a credit balance of about 855,000.

Am I missing something?


Even plus schooling of the first kid which doesn't necessarily have to be planned on this early income, there is still enough left to do that.

Sophyrocks, please put hole in the arithmetic above.

thorpido:
Some children are said to open doors.

edozie04:
80k? seriously? that money can finish in my hands under 1hour

Omotolu:
Just leave us alone. We have had enough of your wicked policies. God will bless Nigeria again.

GentleToks:
Agreed with your submission but not in all cases.

GentleToks:
Listen young man, life is all about disappointment and ability to deal with it via wisdom; your father, mother, elder,younger ones must have disappointed you at a point in time but because of your undying love for these people, it becomes difficult for you not to forgive them. Naturally, you forgive them and move on with the same level of love you have always had for them. And of course your own children would disappoint you at a point on time and the same undying love would kick in which will eventually lead to your forgiveness.

At this point, it's not all about the relationship u had with her but about your fear for God, Life itself and what the future holds for you. Who knows why God put you in the position of helping her? However, you seems to have failed or failing the test of life. Guess what, if God does not need your assistance at that point when she was going through that pain, He has His way of doing His own things(Bible says: His way is not always our ways). Trust me, your journey from where you were might not have been possible if God does need you there or she might have had a clean and hitch-free abortion but I believe that God wants you there

The same girl might turn out to be part of your destiny in the future, not necessarily as a wife or girlfriend. Life is not all about today but tomorrow.

Here is story of a man who betrayed me....

I remember an extremely wealthy man who did everything to frustrate my life during my service year. I was used for their wealth; I mean my account was used to embezzle as much money as my Account could take without getting paid for it. My friends asked me to disappear with this money but I said No. Why, I knew right from day one that I would be wealthy in life; it's a natural feeling that comes to you and I refused to touch their money until the man relocated abroad. He tendered his resignation letter and left Nigeria for US and this was done so as to avoid EFCC during the famous Soludo' bank consolidation/mergers. Lest before I forget, their house in Maitama was supervised from foundation till completion by me and I ensure those foreign dogs were well fed with Tantalizer or Mr Biggs left over which was usually sold in Kg then.

He got to US and transfer all his money from my Account to his own Account; fair enough but my problem started after that. He wanted to get rid of me and he did everything to achieve this. I was eventually persuaded and begged by our church's pastor and parents to leave Abuja for south west with a promise to sponsor my trip to US. I left my newly found Job and made my way to south west.

To cut the long story short, after 3 years in US, I met the same man through his wife who remain my friend. She never stopped apologising on behalf of her husband though. This man was in US and needed someone to stand in for him as a guarantor but couldn't find. His wife suggested my name and was shocked to find out I live in US. I eventually stood in for him and what he needed was later approved and we are both living in UK today. However, guilty conscience has never allowed him to be free around me....