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I feel your pains bro , have you tried dying ??

Lol,,,, your puna dey smell

Bro, give me her email , I'll help you talk to her ... It's 50:50 though

You will outgrow it masa.... Trust me, you will !! For now just go with the flow and enjoy your young age (you are only young once in a lifetime), and of course , always insist on condoms.... And do away with a gf for now , you don't need all that emotional wahala .. You just need somewhere to pour off excess akamu which in turn makes you more focused on important things

kilode100:
There's no such thing as a right man in today's time Genebaby, just grab one that has big Blockous and plenty money..

I can't be bothered about Mr right biko. Just give me money and if you are extremely busy about performing your conjugal rights, I will understand and not make a fuss about it ojare.. When e be say no be only you gather Blockous..

Keyboard warrior , Internet gangster .... Stu.pidasz, dumb , docile motherfvcker in real life .... We know your types , smh

IamMissMarvel:
If the dude was still alive today, Olamide go dey follow am for back.

Smh,,, na lie!!! Very big lie ... Olamide would still be very big .... So far him no follow lord of Ajasa for back then he no get excuse to follow Dagrin for back ... And for the records , Dagrin is no better than olamide , his death only made him famous ... It's normal for human beings to idolize dead people .... It's just like saying jazy or Eminem would have never made the billboards if tupac was still alive .. And if olamide dies today ( God forbid in Jesus name Amen ) .. People will say the next hot Yoruba rapper from Naija would not make it if not for his death ... Smh

Google.com/advantagesofvertuphones ... Read and be enlightened!! I would totally buy the phone if I had the cash .... We only live once, you might as well make the best of it .

One girl used to do this to me , I ended up buying her a MacBook Air , an iphone and almost paying half her maters fees, meanwhile I don't have any of the above and am not even sure if I'll do my masters or not .... Smh ,, God save me from karashika

** believe this at your own peril -**

Chei.... , calabar my calabar ... I miss my NYSC days ,, those Cameroon gens were , thank God I had no cause to stay over , person life for pafuka finally for that place , smh

Our flat headed people from the land where the sun rises are plying their trade again... Smh

Is the hosting bulletproof ? And do you restrict uploading of pishing pages and virus ?

I'll buy him/her an iphone6 or 7 or whichever one is the latest , but it won't be the gold plaited one... Wtf does he/she need gold plaited phone for ? Him wan use am do pendant ?? ... If it were a gold jewelry , no probz (am also a gold lover) but a gold plaited phone ? I'll slap him for asking!!

Felix6:
seriously considering this your option don't want interpol breathing down my neck.

Interpol breathing down your neck because of a stolen iphone5s ,you got jokes brah!!!

SenhorSean:
6 weeks ago... it was a boring day and i was thinking of what to do. I decided to prank one of my friends. I ddnt knw he's gonna fall for it.
I disguised as a chick with the aid of a magic sound on my phone. I called him with a new number telling him i got his number from a friend, i admire him alot.
From there, we started talking on phone almost everyday. I cooked up all sorts of lies to make it sound real to him. Everything went serious.

Recently, we met and he gisted me abt dz new chick. Not knowing that it was me @the other end. He said he had fallen for the girl so much and he cant wait to meet her when we resume.

We Ought to av met but weren't living in the same city.last night, he confessed his love for me.

-> I was worried that he's gonna find out soon that everthing has been a fantasy. although , it should be a lesson.
I smell a disaster, i'm gonna tell him when we resume and that day will be his first date with me.

-> My Question : am i a bad friend ?

What's the name of the app you used ?

Islam is a religion of death , if the fanatics (boko haram) don't kill you , the crackheads (Saudi royal family) will get you , if the crackheads don't get you , the originator (the devil you went to stone) will kill you ,anyhow it is ... You gonna end up dead!! Choose the death you want ....

This actually came at the right time , been asking myst if it's really worth upgrading from the iphone6 to the 6s , my 6 really serves me well.... That 6s is a beast sha ,,,,.... Still tHinking about it though

Safari.... Nothing comes close!!

Nokia 1110

All this story just to convince us to tell you that dating an underage geh is good ?? Pedophile oshi!!!!

Sleep is very important , 7 hours or even more perday is the best , and if you can get a power nap during the day , by all means please jump at it .... Many of you saying the advice below will make 'one' poor obviously have shi.t for brains , why do you think many people have stroke around 40 years ? The main reason is sleep deprivation ... I suggest you check what lack of sleep does to you , if anything at all , it makes you less productive !! Hustle hard during the day and SLEEP at night , or one day ull wake up only to discover that you are dead!!!

Just reading through the comments here makes me sincerely scared of marriage!!! At these the kind of girls with fvcked up mentality a bro is going to marry ? Let's just assume for assuming sake that all this guy said is correct , how would you ladies feel if this was done to you by your prospective DIL ?? My mom has being a very important driving force in my life , I can't imagine her going through this kind of emotional trauma in the hands of my wife , God forbid I even marry crazy witches like the lot here... Smh

honharr:
i upgraded my pc to windows 10..ever since den..pc shuts down automatically while I am working..what do i do?

It's most likely driver issues , reinstall all your drivers or do a fresh install of windows 10

Have you ever considered that your bf might be impotent ?, or even gay ? .... Or worse still an impotent gay bastard ..... Heheheeh, impotent gay bastard ,,, is that even possible .... #thinking

Cigar, olosho, beer, Internet

Wait let me get this straight , you wanted to buy a wireless modem with usb 3.0 capability , that also has external memory card slot with 3 months UNLIMITED internet access (etisalat ooo, not Airtel) for #4500 ,,,,,... Bros, you will NOT make heaven!!!

Amaechi looks grief-stricken ,,, did his ambition die ?? .... Nigger looking like he just finished the funeral rites of his 'ambitions'

Nairalanders been cooking and frying lies since before the creation of nairaland

Let her accept it na , she would be a devout Christian, practicing her career in the mosque ...foo.lish questions everywhere , that was how another idiiot was calling himself manager whereas he is just an assistant manager