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I don't show ID at clubs, 'cause they know that I'm 21

illicit:
I can't stop using phone

What u mean Dawg?

There's nothing African about Africans and Africa.
We live in a society not built by our own kind...that's why we worship other people gods and speak others language.


Can Africa still find its back to its roots?

Tinubu this, Tinubu that.... Everyday Tinubu.

And what if Tinubu wins the election, will y'all kill yourselves?

I don't care about the Time duration....as long as i don't go to Church, it doesn't affect me!

My momma say she see demons all on me, so I gotta stay out of her way

A joke

I try not to fall in love, 'cause my heart be too enormous

Vinnie2000:
Wetin him do You?

Or his Preachings dey Pepper you for Body?

That n!ggå is an a$$hole

It's cool to be alone!

Just work towards it in the coming year.

Don't listen to those telling you shit like it's high time you leave.

Give yourself some target and take your time to hit it!
Don't rush cos of pressure.....if you do, you might get stuck and people telling you to leave asap won't be there for you

I hang with killers

Nairaland feminists.....where y'all at??

cayorday89:
Haaa, this one off me oooo, even the federal govt allocation is for mostly old women or widows not able bodied young single women, and an individual is expected to do what fed govt is dodging.

Bad guy

Wish you good luck n!gga

Lords Gin.

I can never forget that year.. 2016.

My uncle took me along with him to a friend's house warming party........they are all Yoruba Traditional worshippers.
As the Babalawo was saying prayers, he was also giving us the Gin to drink.......i was getting high already!
After all the prayers, the Babalawo said anyone who'd love to drink the remaining alcohol can take it.
As my Uncle went outside with the other men to kill Pig....i just laid my hands on the uncut alcohol bottle and started gulping it.... Damn
My uncle unexpectedly came in and was surprised i was drinking a full bottle...... But since i was not misbehaving yet, he didn't bother talking.

Some other guys came in and started hailing me 'Orisa Orisa'..... I was also feeling like a Celeb,, not knowing i was a dumb ass

It was time to go home........my legs became damn heavy i never knew something funny was going to happen, cos that was my first time getting High!
I got into the car and slept off....that's only what I remembered!

When my eyes opened a bit, i found myself in my uncle's friend house, on a bed full of urine..
But I was very weak.. I couldn't walk and talk properly.
They were just carrying me like a dead man.......little kids around were just laughing


When I finally got home that night , my uncle reported me to his wife.......as early as 5am she woke me up started preaching the gospel of Christ to me.
Later in the morning, i ate a bowl of eba....but it was like i didn't eat anything thing
For like 4days i was just eating like someone that had 10 extra stomach!

It was a crazy experience!

Now I'm a Don in drinking

It's a cold world

Havin too much motion...we too active

I don't care.....i just wanna eat!

It's more cool having the soup and swallow on same plate.

fadal:
wizkid is wack

Yep

I ain't trippin' about the price, I gotta get what I'm payin' for
It's the principle

Build it up to a paper tag, mmm
Dedicated to that dirty cash, mmm
Is you jealousy, is you mad? Mmm

Now back on the subject
We ballin' on n!ggas, they thought it was gon' be an upset

New money, I like it blue,
I take a bit¢h to Peru

Did not know how to save some Whitemen contacts..... So started with Client 1, Client 2..... And the list continues

I ain’t into no Relationship!

You with the b!t¢h,because she lit....she gettin' passed around

Every time bro catch a bid, we do that sh!t together

That GENDER

It's a Dog eat Dog World

Run wild, but be smart

Life goes on