₦airaland Forum

I dont find them attractive..that long natural hair get me aroused on its own...

so me and one dckhead will be using bone head to knock our head on the bed

my I kuku go gay sef

Same judiciary FG command to give judgement that favours them. Judiciary is already an arm of Executives .

Imo supreme court ruling comes to mind

distraction from pantami.

It mean FG is working with pantami. FG is trying to coverup for him

P1PrinceKT:
and you can't do anything about it.

when nigeria breaks, you will cry gan ooo

Thats the plan...

EKONGKING:
Nigeria is on its last legs . These western companies are just seeing writing on wall and are diverting away from oil and from risky region of the world.
Coal used to be king of the fuel in 19 th century,now it's a pale shadow .oil is king in 20 th century ,now sun and wind will the king in 21 st century

yes they know the country will break

Jerryherd:




Speak for yourself and your family, as for me and my people we want a great United restructured Nigeria

People without any assets businesses or tangible thing in other regions are quick to scream "self determination"

Yet they come from poor State that can't pay common teacher's salary without federal allocation, some of them rely on other people's port for export and import, some quickly say agriculture yet many of them haven't seen a cocoa beans in their lifetime, most of them can't leave the comfort of city to go back to village to cultivate crops



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yeah...omo politician with stolen nigerian money will not want nigeria to break na. I understand jare my brother

Now to those of you calling for 1 nigeria. Those twits are your answers...

one of those goats even wrote "if you dont like it, you can change your citizen"

I am one of those who believe I don't belong in somaligeria. I don't think I share any cultural or idealogical interest with this people.

Imagine when people of other countries come out, and these almanjiri coming out to represent nigerians.

South and North are 2 different countries....now its the time to break it up.

We are never a single country

houseontherock:
The South will learn by force. These northerners will put Isa Pandemic in 2023 and believe me; happen de nothing, unless we learn to stand against our opportuned-oppressors as a team

tHATS if there is election then...

Nigeria is about to break, you are talking about 2023...

Lets always remind them of this twits when boko haram massacre them.

I always say it, Northerners are behind boko-haram gidigba.

Forget about their cry when bokoharams kill them. They all support boko haram, they are just pretender...

what about introducing viginal bacteria into anus if done the other way?

So far vigina bacteria are more deadlier than anus.

sense no go kill me...

audio...can anyone arrest buhari?

Juliusmalema:
I love that

That true definition of sophistication.

Even Osun state, Oyo and Ogun needs needs sharia law as of present to carter for the increasing yoruba Muslims population...

What is the essence of having sharia in Kano when it can't be replicated in Osun that shares same faith and are almost 96% Muslims...

osun 96% muslims...omo yiiibo..sango fe pa ee

this pulisic is a disaster. I am never his fan...

he is just on the pitch falling over..

this one nurse? who dash am? olosho is her natural calling. Stupid notice me publicity clout stunt.

You can imagine thousands of chats from men in her DM.

If she serious, she should respond to one of those men and stop coming online to display stupidity

Balkan:
Yoruba is the most divided tribe in the world.
They hate themselves. You are suspending a teacher for fighting for his freedom.

Are your igbo leaders/governors not against Ipob?

Are they not fighting kanu ESN as we speak?

Hate go send you to hell

oloshi ni bobo yi sha..so u no propose to her before 14m..

Gyri:
Calm down Sir.
It's an infection.
Ordinary metronidazole(flagyl) will do.
Stylishly prescribe flagyl for her.
Don't lose a beautiful lady because of something that's nothing.

Flagyl? really? so she hasnt taken flagyl..someone as old as 26yrs need outsider to tell her to take flagyl for an embarrassing infection.

Its hard to believe its flagyl matter. The owner of the problem should have figured it out for years, not now.

Laturuturu:
Known causes
1. Unfinished abortion
2. Infections




Lesser causes
1. Too much spicy food
2. Bad hygiene
3. Too much sex in the past



Home made solution



Days ago I posted on here that I want a married woman that I met on inmessage to gv me head.
She did ! Very good
Is there ill luck yes.
I lost two very promising biz. Reasons very flismy excuse. Pls guys stay away from all this married and hook up girls
Even her body don soft finish ...breast be like wounded puff puff.

Homemade solution like?

Akwaibomdude:
WTF... that's how most of them package but when u wanna go down with them u end up fumigating your entire house the next second.

Although this a bothering issue..you just gave me laugh there

Zorr:
This story go sweet oo .

I said Matured ladies

It took years for this lady (a bank cashier) to say yes to me. When she said yes, it took months for her to agree to have sex with me.

Now to the real issue
She came to my house and we made out for the first time. Just few trusting after penetration, this rotten or fish odor rented the air. It was so irritating that I started loosing my erection. At the same time, she also noticed too, because she was looking at my eyes watching me to see if I will react. I kept my cool and pretended as if nothing happened. But it came to a point that I could not bear it. I wanted to throw up. I just pretended as If I was about to come. I ejected. Ofcourse she didnt know I didnt cum because I was using the condom.

I left her on the bed with the excuse that I wanted to cleanup. She laid down there frozen. I sensed she was also embarrassed.

I attempted to remove my condom in the bathroom, but it wasnt easy. I managed to remove it, but my hand touched the smelly liquid around the condom. It was so irritating for me. I washed up and bath for close to 15min before I could get that odor out of my head.

And she came to spend the weekend with me. And I have been having marriage talk with this curvy decent looking lady. I was so stupid to have discussed marriage with a girl I have not fcked before. I said to myself, henceforth, I must se/x a girl before I talk about marriage. I was so disappointed in her and myself.

I went back to the room, pretended as if nothing happened. I wanted to tell her, but I didnt want to hurt her feelings. She is one emotional babe, I hate her drama.

I told her I am to fast in the next day. My church 3 days fasting. I said I wont be able to have sex because I need my energy in the next morning. I kissed her, sweet talk her. Made her feel comfortable. Gave her no reason to suspect I lost interest.

She has gone. Now I hardly reply her whatsapp chats. I dont pick her calls. Because I dont wanna have that experience again, it was a torture for me.

The babe physique is a dream of every man. But her physique can be deceiving, what she has inside is a smelly pxxxy. I am tempted to tell her. But I am not sure if I will be able to manage it because telling her means we are still gonna be together.

Is there a solution for this smelly stuff? Can it be cured?

Mature ladies...what say you?

If Porto had beat chelsea tonight, Pulisic would have been the reason.

I dont know if he is bet or something. He made sure he didnt score all chelsea chances today.

Fine, he was doing on the turning in the midfield, but he did a really sabotaging job in opponent 18.

He lost a fan in me tonight. What an idiot

Joysticks:
Mediocre Chelsea.

cry..we go give you bucket

This referee is very rough. He needs to caution the both sides with yellow card, else someone will be rushed to the hospital

No wonder Lt-Gen Azubuike Ihejirika joined APC recently.

Oh boy APC is the escape route for criminals

borrowing from China to pay bandit ransom

Right to self determination is not violence except Tinubu and APC are planning to unleash guns on people exactly like endsars.

If they do it, it will only speed up the breakup. Nigerian security forces are occupied right now, people will be willing to take up arms once and for all.

The government and Tinubu can use their hands break the country up.

Give people chance to voice out peacefully. Violence will not solve anything

sarrki:
boko haram are blood sucking


Likewise Ipobs

Opc are political tools by pdp

yeah anyone that challenge fulani killers is in PDP.

I guess Nigerians should reconsider PDP and vote for them again.

Fulani herdsmen = APC
OPC vigilante = PDP

Dear Nigerians, you now know your enemy

hyduffy:
Where are the useless children of waste and BMC miscreants, they should come and blame ipob/ESN and Kanu.. Idiots... E go touch everybody round. Una nova see anything.

Clam down..those are ijaw names attacking ijaw village...

This is a niger delta affair