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this is brilliant!

"my husband permitted me this", "my husband permitted me that", "plan his dinner the night before", "let him stay out as long as he likes", "arrange his pillows and take off his shoes". . . . https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif


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@ sisikill. . . i am ur biggest fan [/size]

those i'd miss i'm friends with off NL so i guess no one. . .

why wld u want ur ex back? esp in ur case where he cheated and doesnt want to come back. . . . leave him alone jor and move on. . . if he wnats to come back he will. , u cant make anyone do anything they dont want to do!

@ post

abandon ur hope of anything more from him. . . dont sit around for something that might never be. . . but dont stop being his friend unless u cant handle it. . . a little distance will help him appreciate what u feel and will help u clear ur head

there is no nice way to get rid of men. . . they just cant understand that ur being nice dont mean u actually like them. . .

u've got to let ur claws out, thats d only language they understand!

spikedcylinder:
Err. . .H.R Hotness?

LOL. . .

its obvious some pple hav nuthin better to do other than chase me all over NL lookin for a fight. . . and i'm d one who takes things seriously?!!

my great aunt used to live with us to babysit while we were growing up and we always had 2 maids for as long as i rmbr. . . in our case my mum was a working single parent and houselps were a necessity. I had to sack my mums last maid tho, she was robbing us blind!

truth is if u are a working woman, with a large house and family, u definately need help. leaving my babies with total strangers is a no no for me, thats why we hav family. . . it worked for my mum so it has to do for me.

He's insecure. . . he feels inadequate with u. . .

the question is are u willing and able to cope with that or shd u be looking elsewhere for someone who is worthy of ur perfection?

6 months long enough for him to sort out any doubts he has about u. . . i think u shd cut him loose, if he still has doubts right now, it can only get worse

He cheated on u repeatedly and disrespects u by keeping msgs and pics of other girls on his phone and u want to commit suicie over this?

you've been together only a yr and he has done so much, he probably was faithful to u for all of 2mins. . . . wake up girl, get over it!

u doubt her commitment based on d fact that she forgot ur birthday? dude, how old r u?

how about d number of guys who never rmbr their girls birthdays? how many girls make a big deal out of it?

i dated my ex for 4 years and he never rmbred,we're close pals now and he still doesnt. . . some people r not wired to rmbr dates. . .  get over it!

some pple take facebook and d internet way too seriously. . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184755.msg2957737#msg2957737 date=1224276475]Credit crunch is anutha story.

The so called Billionaires in the UK are crying.
I heard Mittal lost 20+ Billion pounds as most of his assets are in shares in his steel companies.
Who knows. . . . . .You might now be richer than Mittal himself.

Anyways, is the thingy affecting Naija economy??
The rate at which people post drivel n trumpery these days is alarming.
Who cares if she was never a virgin?? She allowed him to bust his nutz and he is still complaining. . . .Tsssk Tssssssk!!![/quote]Its obviously affecting the nigerian economy. . .  d nigerian stock market isnt doin very well and almost no profit is being made at the moment. less money to throw around means less people will fall prey to the antics of touts and holigans who have therefor taken solace in cyber space 

Its pretty obvious u r really into Beyonce and Destiny's Child

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184755.msg2957674#msg2957674 date=1224275536]U can say that again.

Credit crunch
Recession
Joblessness
Stress
Fatigue
Insanity. . .

Should i go on??[/quote]I vote for Credit Crunch!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184630.msg2957574#msg2957574 date=1224273787]Association with celebs!!!![/quote]Right. . . Gotcha!

what relevance does 9nice and Soul E have in this tale?

lol @ Gamine


@ post

I go driving and street racing. . . its illegal and dangerous but fun

agaba123:
Excluding me ooo. I don't know

dont worry, i'll let u knw

Everybody knws when i am on my period. . . i get bad period pains and PMS so i cant help but let on

seeking sexual gratification outside the marriage is one thing. . .  going about town with 19yr olds like a depraved LovePeddler and making a complete fool of yourself is another.

I think u should put ur foot down and hav no more part to play is this sick scenerio. . .  the woman has no dignity and she will pull u down with her

ifyalways:
like i did sistawoman.i said i wont find it funny and you jumped in to tell me that i don't trust my hubby.each man to his own jare.whatever works for you,no laid down formula for a successful marriage.enough said !
@Uju,methinks its not healthy.simple !

so u're basically sayin she shd get rid of all her male friends immediately they get married?

ibkaye:
Chineke *Sign Of The Cross*

You no dey waste time at all

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=182845.msg2937200#msg2937200 date=1223919390]You should be writing romantic novels.
Cheese n Rice. . . . . . .Are u aware Ibkaye is reading all these Bleep gists??
Nibbling, necking, kissing, stroking??[/quote]thats nowhere near Bleep

they r best when still alive, buying dead snails is not a good idea

if u r ready to cook, crack their shells. . . if not put in a big contianer with a lid, make sure u put something weighty on d lip to prevent them from getting out

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=182845.msg2937042#msg2937042 date=1223917825]@ HR Hotness,

How do u egg him into bed??[/quote]that depends on the situation. . . .

if we r alone, no bed required, i push him on to d nearest comfy surface and climb on  

if we with company,
i'D gently stroke that spot on his back, kiss him lightly on his lips and neck, nibble on his earlobes and lower lip. get my fingers under his shirt, gently stroking while whispering in his ear, telling him all d nasty things i plan on doin to him. . .  this usually has him carrying me to d bedroom  

Friendships should be about sharing mutual interests and just having fun and shdnt hav an ulterior motive. .  .  so whether with single or marrid men should be irrelevant!

All friendships shd be treated d same way, regardless of whether with males or females. . . . why does the issue of relationships always come into it? it is possible to be just friends with a guy u knw?