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MISSCONGENIALITY:
It's I dey game. Pour for me abeg.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Lol. What kind of drink do you have?

nairalandankrah:
@the bolded: he did not loose his guard! Infact, He has a team of well paid intellectuals that advice his every move..
You are not an ipob member, so you only know in parts!. Say the one you're sure of.. OK!

If you have been following up, you'll know that Kanu had been saying all this while that he will return back to Nigeria soonest!

How were you expecting kanu to return?
were you expecting him to sneak in to the zoo like a fugitive? Biafran struggle is a LEGITIMATE struggle, he had to do it the open way, the Legal way...he left UK to Kenya for that reason!

He knew the implication of leaving the EU ZONE.(His protection).HE KNEW NIGERIA GVT WERE AFTER HIM..
So, now that the phase of his return has been completed, we must move to chapter 2..

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Na empty cup I still get. No drink inside yet.

nams77:
E go borrow am sebi

Nairaland sef
Whenever I'm feeling stressed or under pressure, I come to nairaland for relieve by reading comments like these ones

The5DME:
Just check google for the exchange rate today. Because that shit fluctuates like hell

Ebenezar2020:
hahahaha lmao
oga no break my ribs with laughter abeg

The5DME:
You buy dollars from a bureau de change and keep it in your account ( not your savings account oh. A special account).

Psoul:
That is good. Just maintain the pace and don't go joining those that will keep having "Cut Game"
Those,,,"Ahhhhhhh.......na just one game cut am" gang.
The best way to get out of poverty is to save more money.
Re-invest it. Make more profit, then save more and re-invest. Get out of ur poverty level and then become helper to others.
Don't try to carry people's problem when you are still a problem waiting to be solved.
Get established firmly before trying to be solution to others.
Congrats.

Kinterez:
I saved for 3months[b] I burst am jareee[/b]...local man has needs...I can't kill myself

iLegendd:
Your mom.

I hope you're happy now that I have answered you.

The Internet is a place you should share info, not a place you should fold your hands and wait for someone to ask you. You're such a village man.

By the way, I won't read your reply or dignify you with another reply as long as this forum exists.

Bye

27Pushing30:
Pogba had an excellent tournament .

Passing , tackling, ball winning , aerial duels, shooting he did everything at this euros .

It’s a real shame that he hasn’t even peaked in anyway at all.

Dude coulda been one of the greatest but “big boy” football dey worry am.

Sadly Mbappe too has started displaying that big boy behavior (effects of Hanging around Neymar I guess) which will certainly see him not surpass his potential”

DrayZee:
The funny thing is that this Ronaldo guy they're insulting has more long-range goals (25 yards and above) than Messi.

But it's mostly banter. If Messi crashes out of the Copa America, you'll still see Ronaldo fans come out with their own agenda.

FunnyJosh:
Him dey here. Baba leg dey shake him dey call me for phone. We don talk before. Make him just pay me my money. I no get personal beef with am or em business. Na my money i wan collect.

The matter go become personal when I catch am by myself.

FunnyJosh:
Well people plenty wey him chop oo.. If I go estimate I go say a couple billions but my own na small 7 figures sha.

I no de fight for anybody. Make him just pay me my money make I move on, else if I catch am by myself him go hear am.

na2016:
I wrote something a few years ago about Oliseh. He may be a good coach and probably achieved alot at Sittard. But his temperament is his undoing.

Yorubajuice:
Where have you been since ?

Dear Nairalander...


Today will teach guys how to get ride of premature ejaculations,this has become a try to such a large number of men that they can’t keep going long in bed as they might normally want to.

This has become a thistle in the substance to such a significant number of men out there, with practically zero arrangement on it.

Jokingly, such men are called 2 minutes men or in solitary, 2mins man. This is extremely difficult to them, particularly when they hear it from the individual they call their own.

It tends to be offensive and abusive, It is normal that ordinary room execution should goes on in vain under 20 mins. Yet, stress not, the cure is here with you.

Although,There are such a large number of motivation behind why a man probably won’t keep going long in bed as he should, such reasons are:

Anxiety

premature ejaculation

Losing your erection during sex ( erection brokenness)

Stress

Solution for being a 2mins man:

1.Get watermelon seeds

2.Get two severe kola

3.Get Alligator pepper

Pound all these together at that point, absorb them and get a dry Gin or neighborhood Gin,pour the powder in the gin and let it soak for 24hrs.

Note: Those that don’t take liquor can blend theirs with a Pap rather than dry gin.

drink capably. please share generally for others to peruse...

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Have a lovely day!!!

mindtricks:
Heyaa, so sorry for your loss.
The lord comfort you.

NobodyHoly:
Ol.. boy ..you nailed it....I need not say more...

Qudsi:
When you discover the truth about MuhamMad. You would know he was the greatest false prophet that walked the Earth.

99% of everyone you see today as a Muslim don't even know the level of falsehood that MuhamMad represents. If they know like I learnt. They will forsake that charlatan MuhamMad who deceived the Arab world.

Let me teach one now. Do you know according to Shia Hadith that MuhamMad and his first 40year old Khadijah wife hatched a plan where they got her father drunk and MuhamMad was married to her. You will hear these Sunni Headslamming Muslims talk all day about how MuhamMad was a good young man that took care of Khadijah's business and married her when MuhamMad had sinister plan to take over and get wealth to begin the launchpad of his false Prophethood. The Sunnis even say that it was Khadijah's Christian wrong sect relation, Waraqa that confirmed Muhammad as Prophet. He was the one even writing the qu'ran for MuhamMad before he died and all those good Muhammad's revelation paused for awhile.

See the Shia Hadith of MuhamMad and Khadijah getting her father drunk.


The Sunnis lie about the marriage of MuhamMad to Khadijah but it is the Shia Hadith that further exposes how MuhamMad and Khadijah hatched a plan to get Khadijah's father drunk and then MuhamMad, the greedy pretending manipulator who was after Khadijah's wealth so he could start his false prophet journey then got married to Khadijah.

Volume 1, Parts 1.35.4
He (lbn Sa`d) said: Khalid Ibn Khidash Ibn `ljlan informed as: Mu`tamir
Ibn Sulayman informed us; he said:
I heard my father saying that Abu Mijlaz related: Verily Khadijah said
to her sister: Go to Muhammad and mention me before him or she spoke
other words purporting the same; verily her sister came to him and he
replied what Allah willed. They agreed [P. 85] that the Apostle of AllAh,
may AllAh bless him, should marry her. Verily the father of Khadijah
was made to drink till he became drunk, then he called Muhammad and
gave her in marriage. He (the narrator) said: He was dressed in a
garment (hullah) so when he regained senses he said: What does this
garment mean? They said: Your son-in-law Muhammad put on you this
garment. He got angry and took his arms and the Hashimites on the
other side also took their arms, and they said: We had no desire for that.
Then they made a compromise.

NwaNimo1:
It is well....

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Qudsi:


Bastard.

Abdul of PedoMo.
You mean that your Pedophile Prophet MuhamMad who was not buried immediately but they waited for days thinking he would resurrect like Jesus Christ but he started smelling and his belly burst open. They had to go bury him. Muslims bury immediately but why was MuhamMad not buried immediately?

I have been studying some Shia hadiths and those ones have more silly stories of the false prophet MuhamMad than the Sunni that call them Pagans. There was one I read today of trees moving to where MuhamMad intended to pass out feaces and this was listed as one of the Shia signs of Muhammad's Prophethood

Muslims are mumus. I swear. The way they try to protect and cover this their Pedophile Prophet Muhammad is funny.

Volume 1, Parts 1.42.2
Al-Fadl Ibn Dukayn informed us; he said: Talhah Ibn 'Amr related to us
on the authority of `Ata; he said:
It has reached me that the Prophet, may Allah bless him, was travelling.
He wanted to ease himself, but did not find any thing to screen him from
the people. Then he saw two trees (growing) at a great distance. He said
to Ibn Masud: Go and stand between them and say to them: Verily the
Apostle of Allah has sent me to you to come closer till he eases himself
behind you. Ibn Masud went and said to them. One of them came close to
the other and he eased himself behind them.

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The trees have to come together for Muhammad to defecate according to Shia Hadith. ���

edoairways:
They don't hate him rather they hate his way of ministration (advance witchcraft)

hardon1:
The is the only man who am not close to and has never met, yet unhappy with the news of his death