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Romance › Re: When Last Did You Find Money On The Ground! by Humanoid01(m): 11:55am On Aug 26, 2021
siofra:
So many thieves around, especially these redpillers. Meanwhile on another thread they will be bashing girls that take their miserable earpiece, when they visit.

Shameless men everywhere. Tueh!!!
Wetin dey pepper you for body sef? Are redpillers giving you nightmares?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Awards Ceremony Holds Today. See Full List Of Nominees Here by Humanoid01(m): 7:10am On Aug 26, 2021
llORDofapes:
this year nominees are just average players...SMH...
The good old days of exceptional footballers are over....
Kante and De Bruyne are average players? Come off it dude, nor be everytime Messi and Ronaldo go dey win awards.
Romance › Re: Only Critical Thinkers Can Get This Right by Humanoid01(m): 11:34pm On Aug 25, 2021
Sluacoast:
If you get this you are a critical thinker.
I enter the garden.
There are 34 people.
You kill 30.
How many people are in the garden?
The 30 people killed didn't turn to goats after they died. They're still people even after death. Therefore, there are 34 people in the garden, just that 30 are dead and 4 are still alive.

Just to be sure of the numbers:
After entering the garden, the statement doesn't say that “I saw” 34 people there. It says there were 34 people after I entered, which means the total number of people was 34 (including me). After “you” killed 30 people, it remained “you” and 3 other people alive, which still makes it 34 people in the garden.

Mathematically:

“You” + 3 other people alive + 30 dead people = 34 people in the garden.
Romance › Re: I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend. by Humanoid01(m): 10:27pm On Aug 25, 2021
Truvelisback:
I'm salt of words.
I'm pepper of sentences.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Arsenal : Carabao Cup (0 - 6) On 25th August 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 9:37pm On Aug 25, 2021
kramer:
It's funny that Arsenal has to use their first team squad for a carabao cup match. A match that Wenger would normally use kiddies to play and still win. Shows how bad and desperate Arsenal are nowadays
I think it was the right decision for Arteta to use their first team squad. They actually needed something to boost their confidence going into the weekend after losing two consecutive matches without scoring a goal.
Sports › Re: Champions League Group-stage Draw: All You Need To Know by Humanoid01(m): 9:23pm On Aug 25, 2021
WibusJaga:
huh
This their pots get as e be.
Villarreal, Lille, Sporting Lisbon in pot1 while
Real Madrid, Barcelona, Juventus, Manchester United, PSG, Liverpool in pot2?
Thought the topmost 8 seeds should be in pot1.
Only champions of the top 6 leagues in Europe, UCL and Europa league winners are placed in pot 1. Those teams in pot 1 are in one of those groups I mentioned.
Sports › Re: Champions League Group-stage Draw: All You Need To Know by Humanoid01(m): 9:18pm On Aug 25, 2021
Bigredmachine:
So assnal won't be there...
Anyway
My dream group is
Chelsea Real Madrid Juventus PSG
You obviously didn't read the article.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Arsenal : Carabao Cup (0 - 6) On 25th August 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 9:09pm On Aug 25, 2021
OLABOY8495:
Please Help Me Beg Bayern To Stop Beating Bremer Sv Is Too Much Now 10-0 Olorun Diz One Is Plenty Oppor Oooo.
We beg them tire, them nor gree o. Them con make am 12 o. Those people wicked anyhow, them go person house go beat am 12.
Sports › Re: I Am 100% Staying At Tottenham - Harry Kane by Humanoid01(m): 5:05pm On Aug 25, 2021
uniqueboi1:
English media dn use hype finish this one.
World class striker with zero trophy.
Can you tell me how that makes sense? Rating a player based on number of trophies won?
Sports › Re: Arsenal Considering Conte As Arteta Replacement by Humanoid01(m): 3:07am On Aug 25, 2021
Mangekyo, I doff my hat for you. You have good knowledge of football, and good analytical skills too. The fact say you be Chelsea fan just make the matter sweet wella. I hail you boss!
Sports › Re: Arsenal, Man City, PSG... 5 Top Clubs That Have Never Won The UCL by Humanoid01(m): 8:50pm On Aug 24, 2021
Just as no one expected Chelsea to win the UCL in 2012 and last season, Arsenal will shock the world of football one day. Some seasons ago, Chelsea ended up in 10th position a season after they had just won the EPL.

Everyone thought it was the beginning of the team's downfall, but they've quickly risen up since then. This is to all Arsenal fans out there, keep the hope alive. The team will rise again one day.
Sports › Re: Arsenal, Man City, PSG... 5 Top Clubs That Have Never Won The UCL by Humanoid01(m): 8:40pm On Aug 24, 2021
Emola12:
out of that three3 team way qualify dis year one of dem go collect am slap me if i lie

Sports › Re: Arsenal, Man City, PSG... 5 Top Clubs That Have Never Won The UCL by Humanoid01(m): 8:30pm On Aug 24, 2021
GrammarNazi1:
Seun
Lalasticlala
Dominique
Mynd44

This forum is notorious for plagiarism and it is appalling I would like to puke!

The OP has stolen this article by refusing to include a source.

This is a theft of intellectual property and it is unacceptable!
Na you write the article? Why you dey carry the matter for head na? Lol
Health › Re: Iguana Lizard Bites Bikini Clad Woman Doing Yoga On The Beach by Humanoid01(m): 10:54am On Aug 24, 2021
aribisala0:
Use your real moniker and stop pretending to be someone else and you will get a response otherwise crawl back into your hole
You amuse me. Why would you think this is an alternate moniker? Why would anyone want to use an alternate moniker to converse with you? You have to stop being paranoid lol.
Health › Re: Iguana Lizard Bites Bikini Clad Woman Doing Yoga On The Beach by Humanoid01(m): 10:31am On Aug 24, 2021
aribisala0:
I have indulged your foolishness enough.
Go and get a job or use your real moniker to address me
I will not answer HIM through a proxy
I asked a simple question, Mr. Tangential.

If you find his comment unrelated to the topic, how does your own comment relate to the topic? If you do not like the contents of his brain (whatever that even means), then that's your problem, not his or ours.
Politics › Re: Reasons For Hike In Price Of Cooking Gas by Humanoid01(m): 7:19am On Aug 24, 2021
obaaderemi:
A kg of cooking gas is #450 where I live. How much is it in your neighborhood?
It was #550 here as at last week.
Health › Re: Iguana Lizard Bites Bikini Clad Woman Doing Yoga On The Beach by Humanoid01(m): 7:08am On Aug 24, 2021
aribisala0:
Suggests?
That is your own interpretation of my ALLEGED misinterpretation
Did I say what you are saying it suggests?
You are just clutching at straws
Her complexion is irrelevant to the topic that is my issue. What has complexion got to do with Iguana bite?
You cannot put words in my mouth or speak for me
Nowhere did I indicate that I "interpreted" his words to mean anything other than what they mean.
My words mean what they mean JUST LIKE his mean what they mean. "Suggests" is projection and speculation
Additional tangential irrelevance
Okay, Mr. Tangential Lol.

How is not liking the contents of his brain of any relevance to the topic?
Car Talk › Re: In 2040, You May Drive A Car That Looks Like This (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 7:00am On Aug 24, 2021
Laeroy:
He is talking about Christians and not church goers...

My dear just dead the matter already, let every one practice and religion that's best for them, it's not in your obligation to say your religion supercedes the other, after all same religion was passed down to you by your parents, if you were born into a Buddhist or islam family,you just might not be saying this....

Just live and let others live.
Do not condemn others school of thought on a subject matter....
But I'm not forcing my belief on anyone. There is no harm in sharing what I know with someone else, something I believe will be of help to them on the long run.

I wasn't born a Christian. I was born a sinful human with freewill. It doesn't matter what my family believes in, I have to make a decision to have my own belief at some point.

There are people who were born into Christian homes, today they are muslims, atheists, Buddhists, etc. At some point, those people made their choices, so it's not completely about what religion a person was born into.
Car Talk › Re: In 2040, You May Drive A Car That Looks Like This (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 6:49am On Aug 24, 2021
kingxsamz:
All these one na long story.
You have to camp around and wait for you Jesus oh, because more inventions are leading your people to sin. Now nudity is everywhere and your fellow Christians are fixed on it. And no you're not up to the world's population. Don't give yourself hope. We're at the age where religious criticism are getting too much. Back then, people will say "leave it for God", now people are using their heads. Everyone you know either fornicates, lie, commit fraud, break different laws. So don't give yourself hope that your religion is moving forward or making progress. If your heaven was real only 2% of Christians will enter there.
Like I said, since you and your Nairaland celebrity pastor feel all these things are irrelevant because your Jesus is coming soon, go and camp in your church because even that Wizkid's song on your phone where he's lusting over women will take you to hell. Most of your people are watching bbnaija where people are kissing and having pre marital sex.
So spare me that bs. Go and camp in your church and wait for your white Jewish master to come and carry you with his horses.
Lol

The world has already been corrupt with sin since Adam. We can only try to outlive it and not eradicate it, that is why God gave us His Holy spirit to help us in times of temptations. We can only prove our salvation and how much we love God when we are faced with diverse trials and temptations.

God's ways are higher than man's ways. Therefore, His standard of judgement is not the same as ours. He knows those who are truly His and those who will be. Even if there is no single believer in Christ, He said He will cause stones to worship Him, isn't that amazing? So whether Christians make up 2% of the world's population or more, God will remain God and His word which we have now will surely stand.

The truth is you may not understand these things right now because you have chosen not to even give it a thought. You refuse to serve or even believe in God because you have no understanding of Him, and you don't even want to. The assurance is that you WILL understand when you die, and you may think you are up to whatever comes next, but you will definitely meet surprises. I hope and pray that doesn't become your portion. This is not a threat or words meant to instill fear in your heart, it's only a food for thought which you need to ruminate on.
Car Talk › Re: In 2040, You May Drive A Car That Looks Like This (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 11:20pm On Aug 23, 2021
kingxsamz:
It's your god's desire for humans to fill and reproduce the earth? grin grin grin
This Is funny because you guys say your Jesus is coming anytime soon. What are you reproducing for? If a little lie can take your five year old kid to hell, why bother having one? Another funny thing is that you Christians aren't even up to half of the world's population, so clearly, most folks don't see any relevance in your god or acknowledge its existence. The children born into another religion without hearing about your Jesus will still end up in hell. So your point is funny.


You're the one who feels the world will end anytime soon. You deem it necessary to make heaven than look forward to the future of the world. So go and camp in the church and wait for your rapture.
Jesus' imminent return does not have to affect our natural abilities. It doesn't stop us from doing things that we need to do to keep us alive.

If a man does not work, how will he feed? If a man does not feed, how will he find strength to do the work of God? If humans don't have the ability to reproduce, how will a child be born? God has specific purposes for every human being He creates. It is not about us, it is about Him. That is why no matter how much we try to avoid a particular occurrence, it ends up happening one way or another.

Did you know that Christianity has an all-pervasive impact on western civilization? -- arts, sciences, politics, law, music, etc. So clearly, God sanctioned these things. If He didn't, then it must have been sinful to Him. Aren't these things bringing glory to Him despite how other folks have contaminated them?

What makes you think that Christians don't make half of the world's population, and what makes you think that there won't be more Christians each day passes by?

We can't camp and wait around for Christ to return, we need to continue to do the work of our father through different means available, to reach out to people of your kind and make sure that the kingdom of darkness is depopulated and prepare people for His coming.
Car Talk › Re: In 2040, You May Drive A Car That Looks Like This (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 10:51pm On Aug 23, 2021
kingxsamz:
Since you know you won't live forever and you're sure that your heaven exists, why bother to sponsor your kids to school? Why bother having a savings account, why do you even have a job or business? Why get married? Why have kids? Why not just dedicate your life to your religion and spend most of your life there in church till you die or your rapture happens? If you're driven by the fear of hell and heaven, I'm not. You can be quick and leave this earth abeg, you guys are already a nuisance. Leave this world since it's not your home, go to your paradise where you can ride horses and eat grapes.
God created this earth to use it for His glory. Therefore, everything that exists here and now is for His glory. He is so incomprehensible that He can use even the evil works of the enemy to bring good to His children.

He created the basic principles upon which this earth is built, and gave us the ability to live by these principles. Each of these things are put in place to enable us live the lives that He has set for us. They all serve their purposes with respect to our relationship to others and God Himself.

For example, it is God's desire and will for humans to reproduce and fill the earth, that is why He gave us the ability to reproduce. He gave us wisdom, strength and the ability to work, because we are created in His image. Every basic ability we exhibit here is an expression of who God is. That is why it is said that the things we see explain the things that we do not see.

Let me ask a counter question. If believers are supposed to do all those things you mentioned, then what is the point growing into adults? Why don't we all just die and fade away like that?
Car Talk › Re: In 2040, You May Drive A Car That Looks Like This (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 10:20pm On Aug 23, 2021
kingxsamz:
While sane human beings are looking forward to future inventions which will make life better and scientists are working tirelessly to improve the human life span, this low IQ individual is hoping to go into the clouds and live in an ancient kingdom were they wear robes, play harps, ride horses and eat grapes. To him that's paradise. Please those who wants to go to heaven should do fast and go abeg.
But you won't live here forever, will you? As a matter of fact, your departure might be sooner or later than you think. Here you have a choice. When you die, you don't. The uncertainty of what comes after death should make you think hard about life, but you're here talking like you have total control of your life.
Career › Re: The Struggling #nairalife Of A Widow Who’s Raising Four Kids by Humanoid01(m): 7:33pm On Aug 23, 2021
BRATISLAVA:
Who said the late husband's income was not enough for them when he was alive?

Even the best of plans cannot be fully actualized. What if they agreed to begin it rough, save up and improve? Not everyone can plan their lives before it happens. Some in her situation are able to make it out. All it needs is time and commitment. She didn't get that when he died.

Now we have a woman ready to stick it out with a guy who had "nothing", and even men are calling her all manner of names. Interesting.

I will disagree with him because initially I thought these people had no plans, and were wicked for having many children, but after some outreach I got to know that they do. But life isn't fair to everyone. They are humans too. Some of them don't plan, but majority do. It just doesn't work out for them.
I don't know where in this country, with the current situation of things economically, a salary of that amount would be considered enough for a family of five. The kids' school fees are there to pay, feeding, home bills and other miscellaneous expenses are there to cover.

Those factors are too important to consider before deciding to have not 1, 2, 3 but 4 kids. I am not saying they are wicked for doing that, they just didn't make the right plan. This is not a case of their plan hatching up exactly the way they wanted, it is about making the right plan for the future.

While she can come out of this alive with her kids later on getting good lives, it is still not advisable to reproduce in large number without considering your financial status. This is one of the reasons child abuse is prevalent today.
Career › Re: The Struggling #nairalife Of A Widow Who’s Raising Four Kids by Humanoid01(m): 7:16pm On Aug 23, 2021
BRATISLAVA:
Her husband died. That was never in their books, but it happened.

To blame her for having children in the past when we only knew he would be dead now is simply unreasonable. They may have had plans on how they would move on with their lives and grow. She was not complaining before.

I get that we all think we are wise and won't have children until we have billions in the bank, but reality is quite different. We're all humans, the widow is human. There's no perfect time to do anything.

The truth is that all that hate and pointless agression isn't helping the widow.
You are right, but I believe he made a good point by making a case from her late husband's income and her not having any sufficient means to support him.

Everything you said is true, but factors such as this cannot be overlooked in family planning. Some predicaments can be avoided by simply weighing up the pros of a decision against the cons. Unfortunately, this is something the woman and her husband didn't consider, unless there's more to the story that we don't know about.

All in all, I do not support the aggression, but his points should serve as a lesson to the lot of us.
Career › Re: The Struggling #nairalife Of A Widow Who’s Raising Four Kids by Humanoid01(m): 6:23pm On Aug 23, 2021
BRATISLAVA:
He didn't plan to always earn 48k.

And please, stop insulting the widow. You don't understand what happened to her, it's not your place to condemn her for having her and her husbands plans cut short at his demise. Because they didn't have money amounting to the billions you think every married person must have, they shouldn't have each other or a child?

Have a heart. Most of you who talk like this are probably under 25/30 and think you know everything about life. You don't.

Nobody knows the future. You can plan and achieve so much and lose it in a day.

Have sympathies for her. She got married, she didn't commit a crime. It's not her fault. Why on Earth would anyone turn so much anger and hate on a widow? Put yourself in her shoes.

I would blame her for bringing her issue to a forum for immature men to condemn and abuse her needlessly.
I don't think she was wrong for bringing her plight here. In every situation, there will always be people who will choose to be apathetic and just talk without considering the other person's feelings.

The good side of it is she has access to a wide range of ideas and opportunities to help her get out of her current predicament. She just has to learn to sieve out the positive comments and ignore the bad.

However, the comment you highlighted isn't essentially a bad one, it has some truth in it. It was just too sharp and lacking consideration for the subject's emotions.
Career › Re: The Struggling #nairalife Of A Widow Who’s Raising Four Kids by Humanoid01(m): 6:11pm On Aug 23, 2021
Sonnobax15:
angry
Men, it's well.......

Lost my mom when I was 12 years old and just admitted into secondary school.. While my immediate younger bro was 7 years old....
The struggle was so tough because my dad was jobless and had no source of income.......Many people thought we wouldn't survive but thank God we did....

See en, this life no be beans oh...... Sometime when I sit aloof and think about where I'm coming from,what I've been through and where I'm now even though I never blow yet,I just dey chill...And if my skin full small,I go just buy one cold black fearless to step down because life hasn't been easy..But we gat push it on because so long there's life, certainly there's hope as well cool

Right now,na my popsman be my number one super hero.... until I go cruise am with many many good life,I no go rest via my hustle cheesy
This brought tears to my eyes. I can imagine how your dad would feel knowing that you consider him your hero. He must have tried so hard to make a good life for you and your siblings.

One of my greatest dreams is to do so much for my kids when I become a father, so that they can be proud of me as you are proud of your father. E go better o, bros.
Sports › Re: EPL: I Will Never Play For Arsenal – Lukaku by Humanoid01(m): 12:53pm On Aug 23, 2021
fabregas04:
no be him fault na, na arsenal board wey no mean Biz. and baby coach wey no get sense. Lukaku sef dey talk, for him mind na him don be world class player. shey him fit do trial for arsenal let alone making arsenal bench wen arsenal still be arsenal. lukaku wey Man Utd offload due to poor performance come dey rate himself because he don catch dem mugu for serie A, he don get one season wonder. why d likes of Barca, Real, PSG, City etc no bid for am.
Una Lucky say Lukaku nor score hattrick yesterday. Person wey wan destroy your defence na im you dey talk about like this. Dey talk as if you nor go like am if una sign am.
Health › Re: Iguana Lizard Bites Bikini Clad Woman Doing Yoga On The Beach by Humanoid01(m): 12:39pm On Aug 23, 2021
aribisala0:
Guy

You said I misquoted you?

Please show where I did that

You said I don't speak Good English
So you , Mr Aficionado, kindly demonstrate my solecisms.....
This is the comment you quoted:
“Don't I like her complexion?”

And you replied with, “That is your problem, not hers and definitely not ours. I don't like the content of your brain. ”

This suggests that you interpreted his comment as “I don't like her complexion” . That isn't what he meant, meaning you actually misinterpreted his comment.

If you nor understand something, to ask nor too hard like that, instead of speaking grammar.
Health › Re: Iguana Lizard Bites Bikini Clad Woman Doing Yoga On The Beach by Humanoid01(m): 11:39am On Aug 23, 2021
newdawn2017:
her complexion doesn't appreciate u either.
He's actually saying that he likes her complexion. You too like fight, take am easy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 2) On 22nd August 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:35am On Aug 23, 2021
Shegzy8:
He was asking me questions like I'm being interviewed. I told him to check his dictionary.

He said "if arsenal was bullied, why was the score line 0-2". And I said does been bullied translate to basket of goals?
He's either just fooling around or exhibiting some traits of hyperactivity and an unhealthy form of curiosity.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 2) On 22nd August 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 9:41am On Aug 23, 2021
lexy2014:
What have u been doing since? Isn't it d same thing as fooling around? Was i having a conversation with u before? Aren't u d one who was looking for conversation with me by fire by force even when I wasn't talking to u? Are u no longer interested in points? If u are, why can't u state at what point u gate crashed d conversation I was having with d other gentleman?
I wanted to play the same silly game with you, but it appears that being silly is your forte. I can't have that battle with you.

I thought I could try to be as irrational as you are and at least have a little fun while doing that, but it appears you're a pro and I can't compete with you at being unintelligent, even when I try to fake it haha! Enjoy your little circus act.

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