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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leeds Vs Liverpool (0 - 3) On 12th September 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 7:25pm On Sep 12, 2021
gratiaeo:
Who won it before Chelsea?
When was the last time Liverpool won a major trophy before then? You're comparing Liverpool that was trophyless for a long time with Chelsea that wins trophies almost every season. Dey there dey talk anyhow.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shades Tonto Dikeh Again Says "Deep In Your Heart You’re A Devil" by Humanoid01(m): 6:14pm On Sep 10, 2021
Why do I feel for Tonto? She's dramatic but she probably isn't as bad as people paint her, especially this uncouth bobrisky.
Family › Re: Nigerian Lady Buys Her Husband A Benz To Mark Their 7th Wedding Anniversary. by Humanoid01(m): 1:10pm On Sep 09, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Na man wer calm down we go buy Benz for.
Your toxic femininity won't let you do that, even if he's the calmest man in the world.
Phones › Re: Cost Of 1Gb Of Data In Every Country by Humanoid01(m): 12:41pm On Sep 09, 2021
ValCon888:
India has the cheapest data cost in the world.
No wonder those Indian men on Facebook like asking for naked pictures and sex videos.

With their tiny red preek like baby carrot.
Lol that also partly explains why they are among the top 5 world's highest visitors of porn websites.
Celebrities › Re: Tuface: Respect Our Privacy And Kids; Lets Deal With Our Issues Internally by Humanoid01(m): 7:18am On Sep 09, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
I was shocked that a man could be such a talkative.
If at this stage, you don't know that the word “talkative” is an adjective and you still think it is pronounced “talk-ar-tiv”, then it shows that you are lazy in research making.
Romance › Re: Cris Galera: Model Marries Herself After Giving Up On Men (Photo) by Humanoid01(m):
This one is definitely going to “cheat on herself” . When she does, how on earth would she respond to that? Call herself out on social media? Abi na spiritual husband she marry? People are becoming more confused everyday.

Family › Re: VIRAL VIDEO: Tega And Her Husband Finally Meet As They Shared Passionate Kiss by Humanoid01(m): 1:35am On Sep 08, 2021
None of these things seems real. It all looks doctored, I don't know what their aim is but it doesn't seem like these people don't know what they're doing. So if una like, make una dey kill una selves for their matter.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde: 2022 World Cup Qualifier: (2 - 1) On Sept 7 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 5:14pm On Sep 07, 2021
I can't remember the last time the super eagles scored n early goal in a match, no matter the quality of their opponent.
Agriculture › Re: I Saw This Bird On My Window, Can Someone Identify The Specie? by Humanoid01(m):
Not sure of the species, but it belongs to the toucan family of birds, or probably a hornbill.
Romance › Re: Do You Believe That Aliens Exist? (picture) by Humanoid01(m): 3:30pm On Sep 07, 2021
Lilsameey:
One thing I know for sure, If they exist truly, That's the end of religion.
How so?
Romance › Re: Wow! This Animal Can Survive For Months Without Eating. (pictures) by Humanoid01(m): 3:28pm On Sep 07, 2021
WoundedLamb:
Did you read the write-up?
How did you even comprehend what he wrote sef?
Romance › Re: My Friend Almost Got Killed Because Of Woman by Humanoid01(m):
Some parts of this your story just don't add up.

His father came across a saucy post made by the girl about his son. How did he come across the post? Even if he somehow did, how does it make sense that the man married his son off to someone else because of that discovery?

School Man-o-war beat him up, a lecturer reported to the department and he was made to face a panel and was subsequently detained by the school security, cultists were looking for him, even a vigilante was looking for him, all in one night.

How did you know all these things? Haba! na wa o.
Family › Re: I Find It Hard Expressing Myself And It Is Killing Me by Humanoid01(m): 1:43am On Sep 07, 2021
Kobojunkie:
None of this has anything to do with all you claimed in your previous comment or most certainly not this topic. undecided

Again Jesus Christ never said all you claimed in your previous post. He came for those who are tired of the world not those who are simply sick undecided
You and other people in your sect always talk like you're programmed to talk a certain way. You keep repeating the same thing you read from a particular verse and form a doctrine from it. It's like you're all wired with the same drive, and you can't think for yourself. What kind of deception is that?
Family › Re: I Find It Hard Expressing Myself And It Is Killing Me by Humanoid01(m): 1:32am On Sep 07, 2021
saasala:
Stop this nonsense na..

Pray about what? Are you serious at all?

You wey you dey pray, hope all your problems in life have disappeared
Prayer nor dey work for you nor mean say e nor dey work for others.

Instead make you ask the person how e take dey do am, you dey there dey call am nonsense.

How e wan take work for you when your mind nor dey in the first place?
Crime › Re: Kubiat Akpan Who Died In Police Custody Was Tortured, Autopsy Reveals by Humanoid01(m): 9:27pm On Sep 06, 2021
This country is a shame to human existence. Imagine the stupid lie that yeye police spokesman told to cover their unprofessionalism and inhumanity.

“The suspect (Mr Akpan) said he was sick. He was taken to the police clinic for treatment but gave up the ghost in the process”

Can you imagine the hogwash?
Romance › Re: .. by Humanoid01(m): 8:56pm On Sep 06, 2021
Skooldeto:
the same issue with mine, she will requested for card, but till that card will finish, she wont call,
to know women heart hard o, but thank God I free her
Bros this your own worse o. She dey even request card, oboy na wa o! grin
Health › Re: 25-year-old Medical Doctor Who Never Wants Kids Removes Her Fallopian Tubes Then by Humanoid01(m): 7:06pm On Sep 06, 2021
Our unpredictability is something we shouldn't joke with. We think we know ourselves, but the truth is we don't as much as we think we do.

A time will come, the desire to have a child will arise and then she'll come to the realization that she went to far by removing her fallopian tube.

Luckily for her, based on the method of surgery done, the tube can grow back or recanalization can occur. But what are the chances?
Celebrities › Re: Cardi B Welcomes Second Child by Humanoid01(m): 6:57pm On Sep 06, 2021
Xenry:
She only shared a picture. Did she told you it's her child? angry
Lol. Critical thinking gone wrong.
Romance › Re: .. by Humanoid01(m): 4:24pm On Sep 06, 2021
CR777:
I like you, you are a logical person, I am also very logical and we both know I said the truth grin grin
I'm not gonna judge u cos ur a masturbator, no, far from that. I just want u to seek help before it destroys u completely.
You are wrong, bros. Don't use your experience to judge everybody who's going through what you're going through or went through.
Romance › Re: .. by Humanoid01(m): 4:15pm On Sep 06, 2021
CR777:
Look for the masturbation quitting thread here on nairaland and help yourself.
Your masturbation addiction is getting the better side of u. Don't ask me how I knew. Goodluck
So in your mind, only masturbation causes introversion and social anxiety? How myopic! Lol.
Romance › Re: Are You Really Happy That You Don’t Have Friends? by Humanoid01(m): 4:13pm On Sep 06, 2021
siofra:
One thing that makes me loose friends is keeping in touch. I don't call often neither do I text and it has caused some issues between me and some people.

But I think true friends are cool. Jesus has 12 best friends he called apostles and he managed them well.
Those people who complain about you not calling or texting them, do they call or text? If they don't, then they are not friends, they're just selfish, manipulative and attention-craving people who only like to receive, but don't give.
Romance › Re: .. by Humanoid01(m): 4:06pm On Sep 06, 2021
PriceNow:
I appreciate your input honestly
My pleasure bros.

About her ex still “disturbing” her, you should know how long that has been going on. The answer will determine how much effect it has on her attitude towards you.
Romance › Re: .. by Humanoid01(m): 3:30pm On Sep 06, 2021
She has probably thought about calling you several times, but being an introvert must have made her overthink that she ended up not doing it. “What will I say to him? Will this affect our relationship if he finds out how awkward I can be on the phone? Will he think I'm unintelligent because of the way I talk?”..etc.

It's possible she loves you, but I don't think she feels secure around you just yet. Personally, as an introvert, I look gentle and snobbish on the outside to most people. This is because I'm not comfortable around them, so I just treasure my space. Truth is I'm not really gentle, I'm just more comfortable being on my own, coupled with a bit of social anxiety.

When I get comfortable around a person, I become really expressive that they think I was pretending all along. However, I still treasure my space because that is where I find my strength and rebuild energy for the next social interaction lol.

So I think you should get closer to her, and not make her feel insecure or bad about her personality. When she knows you and how much you understand her, she'll become free with you and expressive both on the phone and physically. Introverts are very often misjudged.
Romance › Re: Should I Still Marry Her After Yahoo Boys Have Used Her Destiny? by Humanoid01(m): 9:12pm On Sep 04, 2021
Hollawayn05:
Someone confessed to already having b his destiny used and fetching money for some yahoo Boys, someone thta Intentionally loved a reckless life, sex partner to a yahoo boy and also shared among friends.. Started thfe worte up with him meeting a good well-behaved xhirch girl, what do you expect if her afer having a damaged life
Well, since the OP said she's of good behaviour and seems to have changed from who she used to be, the question should be, why did she tell him about her past?
Romance › Re: Should I Still Marry Her After Yahoo Boys Have Used Her Destiny? by Humanoid01(m): 8:03pm On Sep 04, 2021
GhostWisperer:
The consequence of Adam and Eve sin is death! Stop lying to yourself or to the public. Even if you must lie, remember your kids.

A girl who has group sex is forgiven and will make heaven! But she will be tempted and haunted by the deadly pleasures of her experience. Normal sexual fulfilment won't be enough. To physically bond with her "normal" partner will be hard. And involuntary comparison will be constant. She will need restraint.

Stop deceiving yourself.

I know you're currently dating and justifying your unbridled hoe.
The consequence of Adam and Eve's sin is death, which automatically translates to separation from God, so we're basically saying the same thing here.

I'm not saying there can't be consequences to her previous acts, in fact it could be worse than what you've mentioned here. What I'm saying is forgiveness and GRACE from God provide an escape route for her. Thank God say God nor be man o.

Just because her past caught up with her doesn't mean she should settle for nemesis. Grace provides a clean slate, and as I've said, as long as it is a matter of the heart (psychological), the word of God can liberate her. She can't restrain from sex for the rest of her life.

Why so judgemental? You don't even know me personally, yet you ”know” I have a hoe. Don't you think you should work on your thinking?
Sports › Re: First Manager To Be Sacked In The EPL by Humanoid01(m): 4:42pm On Sep 04, 2021
Those managers are really doing well in their clubs and are sure to be there for two seasons or more.

The managers who should be on that list and whose positions are threatened are:

1. Tuchel
2. Klopp
3. Guardiola
4. OGS
5. Rogers
6. Benitez
7. Moyes
8. Santo

See that order? That's how they'll all end up at the end of the season. grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Eyes Premier League Trophy, Charges Teammates by Humanoid01(m): 4:26pm On Sep 04, 2021
kenzysmith:
Just look at manutd strike force
Ronaldo
Cavani
Rashford
Martial
Greenwood

Number 10
Bruno fenadez
Pogba
Fred
Mc tuminay
Matic
Defense
Varane
Maguire
Badly
Linderof
Bisaka
Luke shaw
Keeper
Dea gea
Henderson
Romero

Give a proper coach this squad I kW the defense is not that strong buh with Cristiano and experience cavani there is no excuse.
Put zindane, kloop, descamp in old traford with this squad they are d team to beat
Then look at Chelsea's:
Mendy
Kepa
Bettinelli

Azpilicueta
Christensen
Rudiger
Silva
Chalobah

James
Kante
Jorginho
Alonso
Hudson-odoi
Saul
Kovacic
Chilwell

Mount
Havertz
Ziyech
Pulisic


Lukaku
Werner

With a genius of a coach in Tuchel. Now compare this team with that team you just listed and tell me which would give you more chills if you were not a supporter of one of them. grin

Look at Chelsea's squad depth, it's scary.
Sports › Re: Edinson Cavani: I Am Sad And Upset Over Man Utd’s Decision by Humanoid01(m): 4:12pm On Sep 04, 2021
KiNg0G:
What do you know about good?



SLAVERY mentality u got there.... company I work for, can't tell me not to visit my village during festive period.
I just tire o, when it's not interfering with a work day.
Romance › Re: Should I Still Marry Her After Yahoo Boys Have Used Her Destiny? by Humanoid01(m): 3:22pm On Sep 04, 2021
yemi1504:
I don't have such kind of sister but if I did, I will not support her on this! Thank you!
Of course, no one would support their loved one to do something like that, but what would you do practically?
Romance › Re: Should I Still Marry Her After Yahoo Boys Have Used Her Destiny? by Humanoid01(m): 3:17pm On Sep 04, 2021
yemi1504:
Exactly! Abi o! Stop mentioning that guy, who knows maybe he is doing this to pander to such females or to rationalize taking such kind of decision too?
What would you do if the lady was your sister or daughter? I think you have a lot to learn about love.
Romance › Re: Should I Still Marry Her After Yahoo Boys Have Used Her Destiny? by Humanoid01(m): 3:13pm On Sep 04, 2021
yemi1504:
It doesn't, case seen is Nigeria, because we are a lawless society where people can get away with crime, that is why the country is a shithole. Even countries like Norway still believe in the prison system even if it has been shown to be rehabilitation-based! There are consequences for actions as should be!
That is the difference between God and man.

We always want people to suffer for their actions and don't give them the chance to change. Like I said, there are consequences to actions but should those consequences persist for a lifetime? Again, how would you know if the lady hasn't paid the consequences already?

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