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Sports › Re: Messi Vs Kante: Who Would You Rather Have In Your Team? by Humanoid01(m): 9:08pm On May 30, 2021
Flows001:
Kiss the truth but if e pain you then slap your babe... cheesy
Lol what truth? I don't have the energy to argue with you. Even anti-chelsea fans accept the fact that Kante is a phenomenal player and deserves the accolades. So why should I waste my time arguing with you? If FIFA ends up nominating him amongst the top three at least, let me see how you'll take that achievement from him. Hater!
Sports › Re: Chelsea Fans Celebrating Their Victory In Church by Humanoid01(m): 9:01pm On May 30, 2021
Heavy2817:
I just saw a video circulating of a ghastly bike accident involving Chelsea fans while doing 160km/he on bike to celebrate. The guy leg is completely severed from his torso. If you can't see how they are complete nuisance to the society with their jubilation, then I should not be having a conversation with you

I didn't say ALL CHELSEA FANS. However, most that I have seen display irrational behavior Everytime they win
Exactly, you should not be having a conversation with me because you seem to be narrowminded. This is a sport, and fans are usually excited when their team gets a huge achievement such as this. It happens to fans of other clubs too, not just Chelsea . It just so happens that Chelsea has a large number of fans round the world. That has nothing to do with the mentality of its supporters.
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Kante: Who Would You Rather Have In Your Team? by Humanoid01(m): 7:56pm On May 30, 2021
Flows001:
I understand that truth is bitter.
Stop forcing your choice on people. I personally love Kante but the truth is that he only had an incredible UCL run, that alone does not qualify him for a Ballon d'Or... If you cannot be the best in your league or at least make reasonable impact, then na World best you wan make dem give you abi? See the kind child's play wey Man City use EPL teams do, imagine that kind gap and the Chelsea wey your world best dey had to rely on Spurs in order to make top four. If to say Man City win UCL, you for no even fit cough the name Kante sef as De Bruyne and Dias were more impactful. Mind you, VVD had an incredible EPL and UCL record b4 he got to that position and he couldn't win the Balon d'Or nonetheless, Modric was phenomenal in the UCL, Laliga and World Cup and that was why he got the Ballon d'Or.. Go sleep Abeg you wey Sabi ball!!!
Jog on hater.
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Kante: Who Would You Rather Have In Your Team? by Humanoid01(m): 6:16pm On May 30, 2021
Flows001:
Ogbeni leave matter, Kante had a good UCL run no doubt, nobody argue that one but me and you know that he is no where the best EPL player of the season. VVD did better in his best season and even won the Uefa Best but today the hype don reduce. Why una no loud the Kante hype after FA cup defeat? Him fellow Blackman Wilfred Ndidi padlock am for the match no wonder cheesy
The highest Kante can get is UEFA Best just like VVD but Balon d'Or? Nahh...it's either a Lewandowski or Mbappe's party!!!
Guy, you nor sabi ball. Period!
Sports › Re: Chelsea Fans Celebrating Their Victory In Church by Humanoid01(m): 6:01pm On May 30, 2021
Heavy2817:
Their own is too much.
Chelsea Fan I.Q are generally low

What is this meaning of this fuckeryhuh?
I think your I.Q is low or at best, average for making this judgement on behalf of all Chelsea fans based on the actions displayed by some.
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Kante: Who Would You Rather Have In Your Team? by Humanoid01(m): 5:33pm On May 30, 2021
Flows001:
The OP's question can only be tolerated if Kante continues this form for at least 8 more years! Now that's the proven class I meant!
VVD had a stupendous season that even got him close to winning a Ballon D'or but where is he now? Now that's the form I meant!
Proven Class and Form are two different things, don't ever put Messi's name in the same sentence with Kante.
Where have you been all this while? Kante has always been a world class player since his Leicester days, he completely rose to stardom in Chelsea.

I'm not in support of the comparison between Kante and Messi. It's not even logical to compare them since they have different roles, except we have to consider respective effectiveness in their teams and there's no dispute about the fact that Messi is ahead.

However, Kante has nothing to prove to anyone. He doesn't have 8 years or 5 or 3 or whatever, to prove to anyone how much of a great player he is. You can't watch football frequently and tell me that. Kante is a joy to watch, little wonder why he's being requested for by big clubs.

Since Modric won the balon d'or without scoring goals then why can't Kante win it too? Do you think it's easy to win 4 man of the match awards (3 consecutively) in the knockout stages of the UCL?
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Kante: Who Would You Rather Have In Your Team? by Humanoid01(m): 5:19pm On May 30, 2021
Samstar4now:
He has won champions league. He has won world cup. He has won premier leavue with leceister and chelsea respectively... ...He's one of the decorated players on planet earth
Don't forget Europa league and FA cup.
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Kante: Who Would You Rather Have In Your Team? by Humanoid01(m): 5:16pm On May 30, 2021
paulolee:
my guy, ur kante was in chelsea since 2016.....why all d buzz this 2021?? what happened since?? was he not playing or he jus picked form?? make we give am 3 or more seaeons if una go fit noise again..
kante is phenomenal bt its just about him on form....
Apart from Sarri's reign as Chelsea's manager and last season which was masked by injuries, there's not one season that Kante has failed to impress in his position.

You're saying we should give him 3 more seasons to do what? prove himself? Like he just started playing football in the big stage or what? Why you dey talk like this na, shey na because them dey compare am with Messi?

I respect Messi a lot, and I'm a big fan but your comments about Kante impressing strictly based on form is derogatory.
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Kante: Who Would You Rather Have In Your Team? by Humanoid01(m): 5:10pm On May 30, 2021
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Well well..


I blame Pep
Well well..

We were written off right from the group stage, we qualified as group leaders. They said Atletico Madrid would rip us apart home and away, but we shut them out completely in both legs.

They said we wouldn't stand a chance against Porto because they eliminated Juventus, but we knocked them out. Real Madrid came and well, that's certainly the end of the road for Chelsea, but they were heavily respected by us because they could have bowed out of the competition with a 6 or 7-1 aggregate score.

Final, and everybody turned Man city fans. They said the game would be finished off in the first half, with city having 4+ goals in the bag. They said Pep doesn't lose finals, they said he used weak teams in the previous two games he had recently lost, but king Kai with just his 1st goal in the tournament proved them wrong and clinched the cup, with Pep's best team after changing tactics.

Victory is sweeter when you have a lot of doubters. What's next? Villareal will beat us in the super cup and we'll lose the club world cup? Please keep the hate coming, it only makes us stronger.
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Kante: Who Would You Rather Have In Your Team? by Humanoid01(m): 4:43pm On May 30, 2021
Flows001:
Abeg loud this!! Kante is good no doubt, but the hype is becoming too much really. Make all these EPL fanboys calm down, a legend is a legend, stop comparing form with proven class. Na Pep I blame for all these, nobody mentioned or hyped Kante after FA cup defeat to Leicester. Same would have happened yesterday had it been City were useful....OP no ever ask this useless question again.
If you say Kante is just on form, and not a player with a “proven class” , then I have to wonder how you think when you watch football, or you're just a sentimental Chelsea hater.
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Kante: Who Would You Rather Have In Your Team? by Humanoid01(m): 4:39pm On May 30, 2021
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
You see why I wanted Manchester City to win...

Imagine comparing Kante with Messi??


Chelsea fans is a curse to football
Oga shut up and accept your pain in peace.
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Kante: Who Would You Rather Have In Your Team? by Humanoid01(m): 4:37pm On May 30, 2021
paulolee:
its not about the position or the comparison, its all about the disrespect in placing both in same sentence...
for example u cant ask us to choose between a mbappe and a cr7 in team, because it's breeds disrespect...
cr7 av paid his dues n mbappe is jus starting...d problem was placing a player dts on form n other dt have done tinz for years n dropped form n dts not normal n lack respect....u dig??
So you're saying Kante does what he does simply because he's on top form, and not because he's that talented and phenomenal? You're unbelievable.
Sports › Re: Chelsea Players, Coach Celebrate Champions League Final Win (Photos, Video) by Humanoid01(m): 1:33pm On May 30, 2021
Terry44:
angry angry angry



Noise pollution everywhere..O blame PEp for his poor selection, all these numerous thread wouldn't have been created.
Oh! You've received your own share of the pain. Hahaha!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:56pm On May 29, 2021
futurerex:
Nawao! What's all this beg beg all about nahuh

I am a die hard Chelsea fan but, all this begging is irritating.


Aswear!!!
I yos tire o. Them just spoil thread for person.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:55pm On May 29, 2021
BENEAMATA:
AMEN OH ! Abeg make somebody help us post that chelsea pastor banner wey many dey mock that time
Here you go lol.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:50pm On May 29, 2021
GeneralPula:
I personally believe Debruyne wasn’t injured tonight..

He intentionally left field based on him don see say nothing dey for Mancity..

He was a write off tonight !

Boss pass boss..

Kanye wrote them off!
Bro De bruyne was in severe pains, did you see his eyes? But to be honest, he hardly got into the game tonight, he was dispossessed a few times. His departure wasn't really felt.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:48pm On May 29, 2021
CSTRR:
I am waiting for them to claim that Chelsea played against Manchester city team V.
Lol nor mind them. They gave flimsy excuses the first two times, let me see the excuse they'll conjure up this time around.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 8:52pm On May 29, 2021
Suspect33:
Semi Final : Man City trailed PSG at half time, came back second half and destroyed them

Final : Man City trailing Chelsea at half time...... cool cool

Pep I see you
My dear, Chelsea nor be PSG. Before Man city scores, Chelsea will score again.
Sports › Re: UCL Finals: Chelsea Practising Penalties After Man Utd’s Heartbreak - Tuchel by Humanoid01(m): 12:06pm On May 29, 2021
paulolee:
no lies, its meaningless practicing for penalties that's more about luck than who is taking them...
they didnt practice for penalties against Leicester fa final o, them don see who pass them n fear don enter them..
The goal is to win the cup by any means available. Why shouldn't they prepare for penalties when the game can get to that point? You wan compare Man city with Leicester? There's so much more going into this game than the final against Leicester.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th May 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:37pm On May 26, 2021
Lighthammer:
Goddamn it wish i could lay my hand on that stupid de gea as frm nw on i cease to be a man u fan
Hahahahaha! take am easy. Una go win Europa league in the next 10-15 years lol.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th May 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:23pm On May 26, 2021
Sylraph1:
Hahhahahahahaha hahahhahahahahah hahahahahahahahah grin!!!!??

Their pains gives me choice hahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Their pain gives you choice? wetin baba dey talk?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th May 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 8:32pm On May 26, 2021
Villareal, more goals please.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th May 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 6:01pm On May 26, 2021
BetExpert:
I am a Chelsea fan, but come finals, my money is on CITY. You don't need prophet to perform signs and wonders before you know say na Guardiola get that UCL cup. Chelsea go chop like 4 or more goals on that day. It will be a one-sided massacre
You can't write your team off like that, after how much they went through to get to this stage. In summary, you're not a Chelsea fan.
Sports › Re: Europa Final: Fit-again Chukwueze May Play, Maguire Out by Humanoid01(m): 5:53pm On May 26, 2021
youngllleo:
i pray he wins it!
would love to see dat overhyped shaw against dribble minded chukwueze!
watching man u lose is soo exciting nd gives me joy!
UP BLUES!
I'm a Chelsea fan, but bro Shaw isn't overhyped. I'd have that guy over Chilwell anyday.
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Kills His Twin Brother In Delta, Found Seated Beside Decomposing Body by Humanoid01(m): 12:02pm On May 26, 2021
Draslo:
Kindly f**k off, will you? You can f**k off the 3rd MB into the lagoon, that would be preferable. You're here asking for research papers on Yahoo boys, who do you think I am? The FBI?
Why would you make a statistical conclusion on something you haven't made a proper research on? You think people will just let that slide without asking questions?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What A Friend Did To Me Last Week. by Humanoid01(m): 6:06am On May 23, 2021
JovialJune:
Op must have done something terrible to him in the past, cos I don't want to believe that a friend will make Op travel all the way to Lagos, even talk to him en-route assuring him all is well, then ghost him, no way he was just plainly wicked, no way.
No matter what it is, that person is wicked. I'm sure if the OP indeed do something bad to him, it must have been long ago and since he said they were secondary school mates, it most likely happened at that stage of their lives. That reveals how long it must have been.

If he could nurse that alleged offence for so long and waited for an opportunity like this to pay back, then I can only see nothing but wickedness. Time heals people and with time people tend to reap from the bad they do to others, but if anyone decides to take it upon theirself to pay back especially after so long, then he/she definitely has a heart problem.

That guy is plain wicked, nothing can justify what he did.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What A Friend Did To Me Last Week. by Humanoid01(m): 5:55am On May 23, 2021
SportsHD:
He blocked the OP's number and on facebook.
He just wanted the op to learn that this life is cold.
I once declined to help a fellow stranded friend in lagos. He came from abk, he had a job interview in Abuja and I'd already promised him the money but, didn't give him the money, and I didn't block him, I just blue ticked his messages and declined his calls.

I even posted 3 cups of loud, worth more than the tf he was asking, on my WhatsApp so he could see.

Not that I'm wicked but he has spread gay rumors about me in the past just to get my girl.
Thought I forgot.
Maybe the guy also wanted to payback the OP for something he did or the guy is just plain wicked.
Do not pay evil with evil. In this life, things go in cycles. You may think you have won by paying him back, but the reality is you have sown evil. You do not have a forgiving heart, it may come back to haunt you.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What A Friend Did To Me Last Week. by Humanoid01(m): 5:50am On May 23, 2021
DDDEnterprises:
There's probably something you did to offend him; which you might not have noticed or determined as an offence.

But all the same, that's life for you.

Perhaps, you should try as much as possible to reach him. I know it's less likely not his fault but there's a slight possibility too.

Who knows what exactly happened?

Maybe your friend's phone has been stolen or something.

maybe he's in danger as we speak.

God knows best
You have a sound mind. Do you read books? What books, if yes?
Politics › Re: Lady Who Posted The Dream She Had 2days Ago On FB About Plane Crash Came To Past by Humanoid01(m): 10:38am On May 22, 2021
Myer:
Though the recency of her dream makes it seem prophetic but do you know that prophetic dreams are more specific? So that man would know that it is God who revealed it? The details should be irrefutable.

Anyone can have a nightmare about plane crash just by watching action movies.

Guess the more important question is does the said dreamer have any other prophetic dreams in the past or of the future to validate her prophetic gift.
Prophecies, including those revealed through dreams do not have to be specific, as long as the main event does not contradict what was revealed. We can't always tell the exact way a prophecy will come to fulfillment.
Politics › Re: Lady Who Posted The Dream She Had 2days Ago On FB About Plane Crash Came To Past by Humanoid01(m): 5:23am On May 22, 2021
Zooposki:
There will always be plane crashes.
One thing I have noticed about skeptics is they are too proud to admit the truth when they see one, and in order to maintain or elevate their pride, they come up with excuses which seem reasonable.
Sports › Re: Video Of Ghanaian Footballer, Daniel Amartey Throwing Away A Chelsea Badge Afte by Humanoid01(m): 1:08am On May 21, 2021
paulolee:
thats what losers deserve....I jus like as how their noise take reduce, Chelsea fans wey dey always make noise n discuss ball after church service each Sunday all form serious, strong face de go ous in peace...
na no una own wahala n complain jus start...I just too believe city finish..
Nor focus on how your team wan take survive without Messi and the likes, na Chelsea matter you dey put mouth. Una go hear am hot next season.
Health › Re: Impact And Dangers Of Overthinking On Our Mental Health by Humanoid01(m): 10:35am On May 20, 2021
Hintona:
Sometimes I wonder why I still hang on
Maybe there is a glimmer of hope in your heart, but you're not conscious of it

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