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Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Teaches Her Brother, Fewa How To Use A Watergun (Video) by Humanoid01(m): 3:35pm On Jul 26, 2021
jericco1:
Lol go hospital go cure people
No matter the spiritual power you have, you can't just go about healing people if God hasn't directed you to do so.

God has different wills for each of those sick people, you can't tamper with the will of God just because you want to prove a point. Bros, God's ways is INFINITELY higher than the ways of man.
Sports › Re: Chelsea's Thomas Tuchel Wins Germany’s 2021 Manager Of The Year Award by Humanoid01(m): 12:22pm On Jul 26, 2021
Sonnobax15:
Abi na chelsea be blessing to am undecided
Lol I think it goes both ways

Chelsea's a blessing to him because he met the right players in the team that suited his style of play, and they got him his first UCL trophy.

He's a blessing because he empowered the team tactically and saved them from ending the season on a bad note.

So yeah, it goes both ways.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Accused Of Trying To Kill Mali President Dies In Custody by Humanoid01(m): 11:53pm On Jul 25, 2021
Dies in custody abi killed in custody.
Science/Technology › Re: South Korean Toilet Turns Faeces Into Power And Digital Currency (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 10:33pm On Jul 23, 2021
Essentially, faeces is not a waste lol.
People get paid to use the toilet? This kind thing, na to dey chop two plates of beans before person comot for house o.
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Burns Church Over Failed Prophecies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 9:27pm On Jul 23, 2021
illicit:
But how can a house of god be burnt by a mere mortalhuh
I never knew you are this shallow.
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Floods-passengers Fearing Death Texted Their Wills And Final Goodbyes(Pix) by Humanoid01(m): 8:51pm On Jul 23, 2021
Bacteriologist:
A single class in chemistry or physics is enough to justify why the scenario you described is basically impossible. Just one.

It's even freaking hilarious that you can even suggest that.
You have probably taken a class or more in those subjects for you to make that conclusion. Please enlighten me.

BTW, why is it hilarious to you? Do you think anyone expected a natural disaster such as this?
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Floods-passengers Fearing Death Texted Their Wills And Final Goodbyes(Pix) by Humanoid01(m): 8:46pm On Jul 23, 2021
Bacteriologist:
The bible is the CLAIM not the EVIDENCE.

Harry Potter's book is not evidence of Harry Potter.

Same way, Spiderman's comic cannot serve as evidence for Spiderman.

The second part of your post makes zero sense and is provably false. The Bible is filled with inconsistencies and contradictions.

And I haven't even begun to mention all the authenticity problems it has regarding the authors and events.
The Harry Potter book and Spiderman comic are not good arguments to challenge the authenticity of the Bible. There is no claim from either of those writings that the characters or events are real. The Bible on the other hand lays claim and is an evidence in itself.

You say the bible is filled with inconsistencies and contradictions because you want to believe so. Why don't you mention the passages of the Bible that seem to contradict each other and let's discuss them here?

Again, I put it to you that the Bible is without contradictions, and the fact that it took over 1500 years to document, by 40 different writers (who did not know eachother) from varying backgrounds and environments is a pointer that there's truth in it.

Every claim is subject to scrutiny, so how does the Bible having authenticity problems disprove its veracity?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Boring: Am I Crazy For Wanting To Dump Him? by Humanoid01(m): 3:09pm On Jul 23, 2021
Judybash93:
Good Guys! Please, don't waste your time on any lady. They don't deserve it. They prefer guys that treat them like they don't exist. Know this and know peace. Work on yourself, get in shape, make more money, meet new people, learn new skills, read and stop chasing women.
Hey lady, just go and buy a dog. You don't need a man. You're strong and independent. Let it be that way.
Do you practise all of these things?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Boring: Am I Crazy For Wanting To Dump Him? by Humanoid01(m): 3:05pm On Jul 23, 2021
ageraGT:
A little history…I’m 28, divorced with two young kids, they live at home. He is 37, divorced with one teenage. Here is my dilemma…. I can’t figure out if I’m attracted to him or the fact that he’s a good guy.

You wait and pray for there to be a good guy left on this earth and finally one comes along and you find him boring or at least not challenging.

What is that? Am I crazy? undecided

He is completely into me. Calls, writes me letters, texts, takes me out, does family outings, asks about my day, washes my car, is clean, is fit, responsible, understanding, compliments me, etc, etc. We’ve been dating two months. We don’t get too much opportunity to spend alone time so we’ve only slept with each other twice. It was okay, not mind-blowing or anything. I’ve had much better, but I’ve had much worse with the wrong guys too. He’s relatively attractive but not my usual type or taste.

Am I being picky because I think my boyfriend is boring? Any other woman would think he is a great catch. I think so as well but just…I don’t know why I can’t get into him.

He’s completely fallen for me, thinks I’m strong, independent, beautiful, good mom, etc. wants to make me happy and for me to be his “girlfriend” and I can just tell the L word is coming along any day now. I can just tell and trust me, I’m not wrong on this.

Another bit of history…

So he usually gets involved with psychos that latch on to him. That is – the complete opposite of me. I like my space and I don’t care if I never see you again. Guys come and go but my family, especially my kids, are forever. It’s one of the mottos I live by. I don’t need anyone to take care of me. A guy in my life is “nice to have” but by no means a need. I think I’m a challenge for him, which is fine. But on my side of things it’s too easy.

From experience, happily ever after doesn’t exist. Sure everyone puts their best foot forward when they’re dating but who’s to say he’ll stay like that? Am I just confused and not giving him a real chance? Or is just the reverse that I’m just not into him? Then the dilemma becomes do I let this great guy go and regret it afterward?

Can you give some advice on this? I have no idea what to do.
No insults please.
Thank you.
You can't have it all in one person, it's impossible. He loves you and he's a good guy, I think that's enough for a spec. The others are just supplements. Change your mindset or let that man go NOW. If you don't do either of the two and end up marrying him, things would likely go south.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Boring: Am I Crazy For Wanting To Dump Him? by Humanoid01(m): 3:05pm On Jul 23, 2021
You can't have it all in one person, it's impossible. He loves you and he's a good guy, I think that's enough for a spec. The others are just supplements. Change your mindset or let that man go NOW. If you don't do either of the two and end up marrying him, things would likely go south.
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Floods-passengers Fearing Death Texted Their Wills And Final Goodbyes(Pix) by Humanoid01(m): 2:46pm On Jul 23, 2021
Bacteriologist:
Erm...Idk...But thanks to scientists, we know how water is formed: a reaction of hydrogen and oxygen. And as a byproduct of a myriad of other reactions. E.g Neutralisation reactions.
So what makes you think that there can't be multiple reactions of hydrogen and oxygen molecules, along side a myriad of other reactions that would yield a massive amount of water capable of flooding the entire earth?
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Floods-passengers Fearing Death Texted Their Wills And Final Goodbyes(Pix) by Humanoid01(m): 2:44pm On Jul 23, 2021
Bacteriologist:
Let's start with some real, documented, or demonstrable evidence.
THE HOLY BIBLE.

Well, “How is that an evidence? Anybody can make up anything in their head and decide to document it” yeah?

Well again, why would anyone or in this case (different people over so many years) make up different stories and ideas that don't contradict each other, document them and claim that it is true? Did they all have some sort of “illness” that made them do that?
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Agochukwu: ''Nothing Will Happen To The Person Who Refused To Help You" by Humanoid01(m): 2:20pm On Jul 23, 2021
Just because someone refused to help you doesn't mean they have to suffer for that. A person's refusal to help you should only motivate you to do better (without bearing them in mind), instead of hoping that they regret their decision.

The same applies to other issues of life. When someone does something really bad to you, they may or may not suffer the consequences as you would wish for them to. Sometimes, the bad guy doesn't lose the fight. Just focus on your own self and get better.

God will show mercy upon whom He decides to show mercy upon. Karma isn't consistent.
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Floods-passengers Fearing Death Texted Their Wills And Final Goodbyes(Pix) by Humanoid01(m): 1:48pm On Jul 23, 2021
Bacteriologist:
There's no evidence that a global flood existed.

That said, this flooding is just one city in China. Do you know how much water it would take to flood the entire earth? Including deserts, valleys and locations way above sea level lol.

It is ridiculous to even think of the entire earth going under water. Just because of rain that fell over a month and 10 days.

Not to even talk about the fact that archaeologists, geologists and other earth scientists have no evidence whatsoever to support the claim.

Think about it.
The same water you just talked about, where did it come from?
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Floods-passengers Fearing Death Texted Their Wills And Final Goodbyes(Pix) by Humanoid01(m): 1:35pm On Jul 23, 2021
Bacteriologist:
Where's your evidence that any of what you said up there is even remotely true?
What kind of evidence do you need?
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Floods-passengers Fearing Death Texted Their Wills And Final Goodbyes(Pix) by Humanoid01(m): 12:29pm On Jul 23, 2021
illicit:
I will rather make peace with Satan than meet this kind of God

What's the difference anywayhuh
If you think it's up to you, then you are a bigger joker than the one in the batman series.

These things are already determined, you WILL meet Him ONE DAY and you will give account of every word you have said, whether you believe it now or not.

What you think about Him, how you perceive Him is only limited to the confines of your (OUR) small mind, and it CANNOT change who He really is and what He has determined to do.

Think!
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Floods-passengers Fearing Death Texted Their Wills And Final Goodbyes(Pix) by Humanoid01(m): 12:18pm On Jul 23, 2021
illicit:
U are a very funny person

What have we done for this your god self cos I don't really see how our sins affect him

Or is he having a complexhuh

He wants to destroy us yet he keep allowing new babies to arrive?

What a confused god u serve bro

Destroy us for what exactlyhuh

For what his nigga Satan singlehandedly caused under his nosehuh

If these things are already destined to happen, then what's the point of praying?

Your God has been keeping malice with Satan for aeons

Why can't the dude just resign and let Satan rule self if this is the best he can do

Abegii
I personally don't need your god and he don't scare me at all
Lmao.

Dey there dey make mouth. When you meet am face to face, go tell am all these ones, He go still do wetin He go do you.
Crime › Re: Man Who Took Pregnant 12-Year-Old Girlfriend To Hospital Charged With Rape by Humanoid01(m): 12:08pm On Jul 23, 2021
shogsman:
Ignoramus there are dozens of women in the usa that got pregnant for kids below the age of 14. Their prison sentence is laughable compared to their male counterparts
Watch her come and give the excuse that males have a higher sex drive, and that it was the sex drive of the underaged boys that made the women get down with them.
Crime › Re: Man Who Took Pregnant 12-Year-Old Girlfriend To Hospital Charged With Rape by Humanoid01(m): 12:05pm On Jul 23, 2021
Octobertwentysix:
It's not near impossible there are a lot of them like that one even had two children with her under age primary school student and after serving her jail term and he turned 18 they moved in together.
You can't convince a person like that who has so much hatred for men for no good reason.
Music/Radio › Re: Billboard Called Wizkid Songs “Yoruba Music” On Their Official Twitter Page by Humanoid01(m): 11:20am On Jul 23, 2021
This country is gone, with the senseless tribal comments dominating this thread. This country is gone!
Family › Re: How Many Chances Do You Give Before You Cut Someone Off? by Humanoid01(m): 7:19am On Jul 23, 2021
CharisEleos:
It depends on the depth of friendship. Like three times or even more. Like there was this woman im sure I gave a million chances until I discovered she began to hate me by the things she says. Then I finally cut her off during the lockdown..

This is someone whom we were close from the beginning. Then she started telling people I want to collect her husband. Just because she went to deliver a baby and I came in to help check on the other children while she was away.

She did so many things that I just kept overlooking. But the last straw was when she went telling some women in the area that I'm always puffing, that is why I'm not married. Ha!
During the lock down she did another thing. My head full. I just cut her off totally and finally.

Now, she'll sit behind my kitchen window ( they live in the BQ behind my kitchen) and be telling her children, "this one will be carrying herself. highest it's so so amount that is in her account". Or she'll say, some people fine but them no see husband marry. Marriage is not by beauty bla bla bla..
Mehn ... I really gave that woman a million and one chances.

Me i know she's pained though. So, I just ignore her.
She even shows no remorse. I think you cut her off at the right time, she could have done worse if you had kept letting her.
Family › Re: How Many Chances Do You Give Before You Cut Someone Off? by Humanoid01(m): 7:15am On Jul 23, 2021
dangoteinlaw:
See small children still living with thier parents talking of cutting someone off. Smh when u get older u will understand better
People magnet, I hail o!
Family › Re: How Many Chances Do You Give Before You Cut Someone Off? by Humanoid01(m): 7:14am On Jul 23, 2021
Edusouls:
Humans are wicked, dishonest, proud, terrible, toxic very difficult and dangerous, it God’s most bestowed but very complex creatures, but to survive and for your well being you must deal with fellow humans you can’t live in isolation, life itself is the most complicated and difficult
It's very sad but that's just how life works. We can't do without people, I hate it so much.
Family › Re: How Many Chances Do You Give Before You Cut Someone Off? by Humanoid01(m): 7:12am On Jul 23, 2021
hpk:
I barely get attached to people, I'm mostly in acquaintance level with people I interact with. You prove yourself worthy then we become friends, you show your true colors and I move on.

That's not so difficult.
You are an introvert.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Two Million Young Nigerians To Get UNICEF Job Training by Humanoid01(m): 10:34am On Jul 22, 2021
greatiyk4u:
Signs that we weren't wrong voting agents of change.



Whether you like it or not, social empowerment and infrastructure development are areas the govt has done well
If the security of the people is not guaranteed, then what's the point of social empowerment and infrastructural development?
Celebrities › Re: Husband Of Bolanle (Pepper Them) Kicks Her Out Of His House by Humanoid01(m): 1:45pm On Jul 21, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Dear women, invest in yourselves. Forget these chameleons who keep changing every second. They don't worth it.

Please permit me to say this. Men are very wicked. They are ready to waste your life. Imagine marrying a lady just for clout. You care not about her emotions and her biological clock. Very selfish lots.
A man would date a lady for years.. Pinning her down with fake marriage promises. Deep down he knows he won't marry her yet he will chose to tie her down.
My God will continue to punish every male child that has ever promised a lady marriage and dump her for another woman.


Time is the only resource that can't be recovered. Men know this. And they are fully aware of a woman's clock. Yet they chose to waste women's time. My God will judge them.
If not for Biblical purpose, I see no reason I should get married. These men don't deserve it.


It's different if you are planning on marrying a girl and something serious like health challenge happens and you later cancel your plans.
Why keep a woman in your custody for years when you know you won't marry her? What's the sense in it?
God will punish you all marriage-promise-breakers. It will not be well with you all.


I am not even reacting to the thread base on the subject matter. I am reacting to the thread base on how men waste women's time all in the name of marriage. God will punish them.
And point of correction. I am not on NL for likes. If I wanted likes I would say sweet words about men. To hell with NL likes. I am here as a voice for women.

It seem you don't know who men are. The worst pretenders I have ever seen. Some would go as far as introducing you to their family members and coming to see your family for introduction. Deep down they know they won't marry you. They will leave you to public disgrace.
Forget it. If I tell you my story you will weep.
I don't wish any woman what I've gone through in the hands of men.

They key word here is "MARRIAGE FOR CLOUT". Meaning that no matter how good this girl is, he will still dump her after his clout chasing days are over.

Marriage is not a choice. It is a command.
Genesis 2:24
Genesis 9:7
Deuteronomy 23:2
The same bible you quoted exhorts you to desist from hatred, yet you find it normal to hate on men and see them as evil species, people God created. Aren't you just a hypocrite, an enemy of God's creation? Continue deceiving yourself o.
Science/Technology › Re: Jeff Bezos And Crew Reaches Space Successfully by Humanoid01(m): 6:51am On Jul 21, 2021
falcon01:
upon all the ones he's been doing?
People are Bastards! So this man Has literally Donated millions of dollars To charity and Nobody Talked and now when he does something for himself hypocrites are talking about how he should have helped poor people instead of doing that!! Like wtf!! All hes been doing is that Nothing? I find humans disgusting and to those Saying he's exploiting his workers and whatever, the workers are bound to leave anytime they want if they don't like the working conditions. Most of them saying that will Kill people to get an atom out of his wealth! Human beings Disgust me.
Leave all these ones you are saying. From the words that flow out of your heart, you are rude and bitter. Chill out, the matter nor suppose pain you like this, nor be say na your papa or you even know am personally.
NYSC › Re: When Will The Next Batch Of Corps Members Be On Camp? by Humanoid01(m): 1:15pm On Jul 20, 2021
goodychet:
Good afternoon my fellow nairalanders. My wife recently did NYSC registration but we are momentarily confused about when precisely NYSC will call for camping. For the fact that she is a nursing mother I want to be informed ahead of time so as to plan effectively how I will nurture my baby, if possible employ, during the camping period. Please anybody who is informed about when they will be called to camp should help us informed as well so as to plan ahead. Happy aid el kabir. Thanks.
Call-up letters for the present batch will be out on the 24th of July, while camp orientation exercise commences on the 27th.
Sports › Re: Arsenal Complete £17.2m Signing Of Sambi Lokonga by Humanoid01(m): 12:22pm On Jul 20, 2021
Tajbol4splend:
We are winning the league this season
League of extraordinary gentlemen.
Romance › Re: Getting Married At 35. Is It Late, Normal Or early For Guys. by Humanoid01(m): 12:10pm On Jul 20, 2021
Margy:
Walai...they truly don't have sense...that's why they reason like little babies with feeding bottle
What does a person's gender have to do with how they reason? You seem like you've been frustrated by past experiences with men.
Forum Games › Re: Type “congratulations” With Your Eyes Closed. by Humanoid01(op): 9:31pm On Jul 19, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
Congratulation
Lol I can guess you didn't close your eyes to do that .
Forum Games › Type “congratulations” With Your Eyes Closed. by Humanoid01(op): 2:25pm On Jul 19, 2021
C'mon gamelanders, let's play and have a bit of a laugh. Relieve yourself of some Monday stress and have a good laugh with this game.

Here we go:

congratylatuons.. Lol

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