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Romance › Re: You by Humanoid01(m): 10:15pm On Jun 24, 2021
He looks like Rashford.
Romance › Re: "Guys Please Wear Your Boxers Once And Wash It" - Bbnaija Star Alex by Humanoid01(m): 10:12pm On Jun 24, 2021
At the end of the day, that odour you're trying to prevent by bathing and using expensive body sprays will come. You go die one day, your body go smell and people go cover their noses because of your body.

So in whatever you do, do not allow arrogance get the best of you. Just because you do things better than people doesn't mean that you are better than them. Correct with love and stop making people feel less human because you have an advantage.

This is obviously a subtle dig at men, not a word of enlightenment.
Romance › Re: Man Gutted To Find Out 'son Is His Uncle' After Girlfriend's Fling With Granddad by Humanoid01(m): 10:00pm On Jun 24, 2021
Goldbw122:
The day of judgement, Devil will say:- I didn't do worst than u did this why are you doing this, do you want to over throne my position? grin
That day will be the most unpredictable event to watch on that day.
Guy, what exactly are you trying to say?
Politics › Re: Ogun Fire Service Uses Jerry Cans To Refill Water Truck (Video) by Humanoid01(m): 3:40pm On Jun 24, 2021
Shabaleen:
naija fire service is a total joke!
Naija itself is a total joke.
Crime › Re: UK Court Finds Joseph Oluwasanni Guilty Of ATM Robberies by Humanoid01(m): 3:12pm On Jun 24, 2021
Thinktwicemybro:
The afonjas has once again proof that they are the real problem of this country. The children of afonja must disgrace this nation anywhere they go. What a shame. Please give them their own country, I don't want to be associated with this religiously confused people.
You are a virus and a danger to the welfare of people around you. This comment shows there is a problem with the way you think. It's people like you that will cry foul when other races abuse our race. Yet you incite tribal disputes in a matter that has nothing to do with the status quo.
Celebrities › Re: Sign The Divorce Papers - Mercy Aigbe Begs Lanre Gentry (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 2:52pm On Jun 24, 2021
southniyikaye:
I have learnt to keep quiet in matters like this, I will never judge anybody cos as he dey man body na so he dey woman body...

That you hate someone doesn't mean God will never bless him or her..
The person I was planning to show pepper when I finally make it or travel out Don travel go Germany last week and me still dey ibadan...
So on this note, I give up on hating people or trying to show dem pepper.. Ever since I Don dey notion all these Yeye plans, I am always at the receiving end..
I hope you will be able to stick to your words, because you will get offended by people, with probably worse offenses than the one(s) the person you mentioned committed. Life is almost utterly outside of our control, that's why we need to discipline our character to control the outcome of the things that happen to us to a good extent.
Family › Re: Nigerian Woman Dies Six Weeks After Her Wedding (photos) by Humanoid01(m): 2:31pm On Jun 24, 2021
KennethEnyi:
That’s why it’s never good to take life too seriously because u never know when it will be taken away … just have fun and enjoy your life while you can
Life is not about having fun and enjoying yourself. It is about fulfilling the purpose for which you were created, which you will give account for to your creator when you die. Believing in an afterlife is a prerequisite to living a life of fulfilled purpose. Ponder on this.
Health › Re: Can A Woman Be Pregnant For 9 Months Without Knowing She's Pregnant? by Humanoid01(m): 2:11pm On Jun 24, 2021
The5DME:
Mind your business OP; that's why you're poor.
You probably don't know the OP. So how did you know he's poor?
Sports › Re: Manchester United Agree To Pay Jadon Sancho’s £77 Million Asking Price by Humanoid01(m): 12:34pm On Jun 24, 2021
Help2020:
Winning a cup competition like the champion's league requires some elements of luck,that's why you don't see many teams winning it back to back the way Bayer,juv and other big teams have dominated their leagues.So yes Chelsea won it by luck,so don't use this season's success to forcast how well they will do next season.Hope you remember what happened in 2013?
Lol you amuse and amaze me at the same time. Beating Sevilla (a team that knocked Man United out of the Europa league) 4-0, eliminating Atletico Madrid, Porto, Real Madrid and then defeating EPL champions in the UCL final is what you call luck?

Chelsea in 2013 were knocked out from the group stage of the UCL after winning it the season before, but they ended up winning the UEL, didn't they? The following season, they won the premier league.

Liverpool won the UCL in 2019 and won the EPL the following season. Man city were strong contenders that season, but Liverpool seemed to have a strong psychological advantage over city, because they came out victorious in a competition as reputable as the UCL.

Why don't Man United at least try to get to the semis of the UCL and win the EPL, then you can start calling them strong contenders again? For now, they are just in the top spot to waste space for those who're serious to contend for big trophies.
Sports › Re: Manchester United Agree To Pay Jadon Sancho’s £77 Million Asking Price by Humanoid01(m): 10:46am On Jun 24, 2021
Help2020:
Yes I repeat for two seasons man finished above Chelsea, so it's Chelsea that needs s catch not man u..yes man u needs to catch up with city not Chelsea. OK you talk about winning champions league. Did you forget man u lost out by penalty shootout in Europa league final?So if you're using champion's league to judge you're making a big mistake. Beside winning champions league has never show ur team consistency. Do you remember what happened in 2013 a year after Chelsea won same champion's league? So don't think you have arrived because you won the league.
Are you saying that Chelsea won the Champions league by luck? You talk about losing on penalties to a team that ended 7th in their league. Isn't that a shame? If you can't win a major final against a 7th placed team, how do you expect to catch up with a team with Man city's quality? Mind you, Chelsea beat the same Man city in a UCL final. So you can enjoy celebrating ending above Chelsea without a trophy.
Sports › Re: Manchester United Agree To Pay Jadon Sancho’s £77 Million Asking Price by Humanoid01(m): 10:16am On Jun 24, 2021
Help2020:
You're going off point. Your initial statement says man u needs to spend to catch up with Liverpool and Chelsea. Then I asked why will man u catch up with the aformentioned teams when man u finished the league above them.Now you're drifting away from the initial argument.
I think you're mixing things up here. I'm not the user you had that initial conversation with. Even if I was, how am I drifting from the argument?

Your point is Manchester United do not need to do any catching up with Liverpool and Chelsea, because they ended above both teams last season. My question is, of what significance is attaining a top spot without winning a trophy?

Chelsea and Liverpool ended the season on good notes, even if the latter didn't add any trophy to their name. Winning the biggest prize in club football isn't child's play. Psychologically, that gives Chelsea an advantage over other teams aiming for the title. As for Liverpool, we all know they were plagued with injuries, yet they managed to make the top four spot.
Sports › Re: Manchester United Agree To Pay Jadon Sancho’s £77 Million Asking Price by Humanoid01(m): 9:35am On Jun 24, 2021
Help2020:
No sense in this.If they are so good why didn't then win league along with champions league. Or you have not seen a team won both?
Yes Liverpool won the league two seasons ago,but we are talking about recent form..If two seasons ago form matters they wouldn't have finished in Fourth position.
If Manchester United were so good, why haven't they won any major trophy since 2017? Let me guess, you'll likely come up with the 20-league-title tag. Ironically, it is an embarrassment for a team with such status to go almost 5 seasons without winning a major trophy, and you're here celebrating ending above Liverpool and Chelsea who have won major trophies of recent. Again, what's the point always ending up in a top spot with no trophy to show for it?
Sports › Re: Manchester United Agree To Pay Jadon Sancho’s £77 Million Asking Price by Humanoid01(m): 7:25am On Jun 24, 2021
Help2020:
Clubs that finished the league below united?
One of those clubs won the champions league last season and the other won the premier league the season before, and the champions league the season before that. What is the point finishing on a top spot and going trophyless?
Family › Re: No Matter How Far You Have Gone The Wrong Path, You Can Always Turn Around by Humanoid01(m): 1:39pm On Jun 22, 2021
MrWTF:


I love this Evil part I’m in right now. That’s why my favorite song this year is � Feelings by ladipoe ft Buju.


I can never turn around for any damn reason.



That is a sign of a dead conscience. Very soon, you'll be comfortable doing the things that you hate and condemn.
Phones › Re: Have You Noticed MTN Data Exhaust Faster These Days? - Pay by Humanoid01(m): 5:16am On Jun 21, 2021
kingsceedon:
Oga na Google Play dey consume your data, alot of apps dey update itself ultimately for background
I have quite a share of the OP's experience. I've put off all running background data, including all apps that don't consume data but the effect was not significant. What other settings need to be adjusted to fix the problem?
Crime › Re: 11-Year-Old Saanmoiyol Orbunde Declared Missing In Benue State (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 10:20pm On Jun 14, 2021
Ezedon:
Such a pretty girl cannot lost, she must be found
So if she was not pretty, you wouldn't give a damn, right? smh!
Crime › Re: Blessing Tunde Strangled To Death By George Kyeremeh, Her Ghanaian Ex-Boyfriend by Humanoid01(m): 7:16am On Jun 14, 2021
sapphiere:
They will never hear you.
Toxicant.

You should start up a course on men since that's the only topic that piques your interest.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Changes His Name To BIG WIZ by Humanoid01(m): 3:09pm On Jun 07, 2021
Why go by the name “Wizkid” in the first place when he knew he would grow older and wouldn't change it in time? It will be most likely difficult to get over that name and adapt to the new one.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Stephen Akinola Is Dead by Humanoid01(m): 1:51pm On Jun 07, 2021
sunshineV:
however u like u live ur life, u will still end up burning in a lake of fire of another god
What an excuse for your pride.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Stephen Akinola Is Dead by Humanoid01(m): 12:29pm On Jun 07, 2021
sunshineV:
he mocked himself. the people that serve are dying like fly why the ones that dnt give a fvck are banging pussies and living life
They will all die someday. God never said those who serve Him won't die, He only said that those who die serving Him will reign with Him in eternity. So you can live your life doing all that stuff you stated up there and not give a hoot. When you die, then you'll know you should have given the greatest hoot.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Stephen Akinola Is Dead by Humanoid01(m): 4:27am On Jun 07, 2021
timesup234:
A time will come, you will clamor for this ogun and shango you so wish to be eradicated. Unfortunately for you, according to your stupidity, your time will be up then, and it will be too late
Keep fooling yourself. You and I know you know the truth deep inside of you, but you are too proud and blind to admit it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Stephen Akinola Is Dead by Humanoid01(m): 9:17pm On Jun 06, 2021
timesup234:
One by one they will all die until Christianity is eradicated from Nigeria
A time will come, you will clamor for this Christianity you so wish to be eradicated. Unfortunately for you, according to your moniker, your time will be up then, and it'll be too late.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor TB Joshua Of Synagogue Church Of All Nations Is Dead by Humanoid01(m): 1:40pm On Jun 06, 2021
martolux:
You have never heard about his ministry nor know him and you are making a derogatory conditional statement about him. Lies!
You interpreted “I don't know much about his ministry” as “I have never heard about his ministry” , Wow! That was not a derogatory statement. Every man will give account of himself individually, whether he's a pastor, prophet, bishop, etc. So my comments about him are not personal at all. Why must you think that they are personal? Because you are an ardent follower of the said man of God? As a matter of fact, I don't idolize anyone who calls himself a man of God, so that I don't make the mistake of trying to cover up for them when they err against God's word.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor TB Joshua Of Synagogue Church Of All Nations Is Dead by Humanoid01(m): 1:20pm On Jun 06, 2021
martolux:
You already judged the man... If we all should start judging based on our doctrinal point of views, then all so called men of God would be seen as fake. Thinking that your church is the only church that would make heaven is like filling your bath tube with water and calling it the Pacific ocean.
Please read my comments with an open mind. I did not judge him, I did not call him fake and my ideas are not based on my doctrinal view point. It's solely on the Bible which all Christians are expected to believe in and follow.

I will reiterate, I don't know much about his ministry and lifestyle but if he did not walk in accordance to the statutes of the Bible, then he was fake. It's that simple, that was not a conclusion but a conditional statement.

By the way, I don't know the part of my comments that suggested that I believe the church I fellowship with will be the only one to be accepted by God. That does not even make any sense. Why are you importing ideas from elsewhere just to support your point and make an argument?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor TB Joshua Of Synagogue Church Of All Nations Is Dead by Humanoid01(m): 7:35am On Jun 06, 2021
martolux:
It's insensible for any christian to think TB Joshua fake by their own standard.
I didn't say he's fake but if he claims to be a mam of God whose faith is focused on the Bible (which all Christians use), and he doesn't follow the standard of that Bible, then he's fake. In the end, only God knows his own.
Politics › Re: “I’m Deeply Saddened” – Femi Fani-Kayode Confirms TB Joshua’s Death by Humanoid01(m): 7:21am On Jun 06, 2021
HEAVEN4444:
57th portal and mercury retrograde and that gemini energy of splitting a man into two halves and the galactic center at 46 seconds sagitarius, got TB Joshua. he had no choice. he had to bow out to the energies. his soul got zapped

meanwhile on this post i am the first. the first shall be last and the last shall be first. i accept the new mantle placed on me today as the new heaven ASHE
Bros abeg speak English.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor TB Joshua Of Synagogue Church Of All Nations Is Dead by Humanoid01(m): 6:55am On Jun 06, 2021
martolux:
If you think TB Joshua is fake, then Christainity/all other pastors should be fake to you as well
So insensible of you to use TB Joshua as the standard for Christians.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor TB Joshua Of Synagogue Church Of All Nations Is Dead by Humanoid01(m): 6:38am On Jun 06, 2021
xcesspaschal:
For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain....

TB just gained.
You don't know that for sure. Only himself and God do.
Sports › Re: Fulham Ola Aina Nominated For Premier League Goal Of The Season Award (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 12:29pm On Jun 02, 2021
yommen:
Why can't his brother be the poster's friend? Abi na heaven footballer and him family dey leave. Nigeria has got too many ITK youths who actually have nothing to offer.
Wetin this one dey talk sef? If you couldn't see the humor behind my comment, then that's a sign that you have anger issues. Zero chills you got there. Even the person I quoted didn't react the way you did.
Sports › Re: Fulham Ola Aina Nominated For Premier League Goal Of The Season Award (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 11:18am On Jun 02, 2021
Administration1:
Alika, shey you no see say na 2017 i write dey, come collect vaseline use fry the beans.. beanshead lipsrsealed undecided
Lol but you say na “is” na. E nor even matter, whether he is or was your friend, I still nor get ororo wey I go take fry beans o. lipsrsealed
Sports › Re: Fulham Ola Aina Nominated For Premier League Goal Of The Season Award (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 11:08am On Jun 02, 2021
Administration1:
His brother is my friend, very generous, just small show that day na 200 pounds each person carry go house, this is 2017
I have a frying pan, with a gas cooker but no vegetable oil for me to fry beans because his brother is your friend. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Kazakhstani Bodybuilder Who Married Two Sex Dolls Is Now Open To Dating Humans by Humanoid01(m): 11:07am On Jun 01, 2021
paulolee:
now open to dating humans, after he have finished with his sex doll
the confused fellow would end up as a transgender when he is done with babes, gay men n bisexual...
its his life n I dnt gv a fck about what he choses to date even if na stone him date, na him prayer point b dt..
I just tire for that weirdo o.

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