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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by Humanoid01(m): 4:02pm On Apr 04, 2021
Faller:
Even Jesus did not fart on the head of his disciples...instead he washed their feet.


what's wrong with these pastors of nowadays...


After farting on their head....How their head go take correct now...
You're saying “EVEN Jesus did not fart on the head of his disciples” like that's even an option to consider in the first place? It's insane to think of considering that, let alone doing it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Bromwich Albion - (2 - 5) On 3rd April 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 2:17pm On Apr 03, 2021
If Kante was in this game, there would have been no problem. He'd have covered the space for himself and the one man down.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Bromwich Albion - (2 - 5) On 3rd April 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 1:58pm On Apr 03, 2021
I hate International breaks and early Saturday games, they never favour Chelsea.
Sports › Re: Thomas Tuchel Wins Premier League Manager Of The Month For March by Humanoid01(m): 9:50am On Apr 03, 2021
Stephenmoka4:
Man City went 21 unbeaten they kept quiet. Chelsea unbeaten in 15, area didn't hear word. They won Liverpool, City also won Liverpool but, City didn't cough. ATL that Leipzig and 04 Leverkusen have hit, Chelsea won them. CFC fans won't let us rest, City and CFC will likely win BvB and Porto respectively but, CFC will not let us hear word.

Congratulations to their coach but, make Dem jam iron leg
Man United won city 2-0 at the Etihad, the same City that had gone 21 games unbeaten. The same United faced Chelsea but didn't get a goal. Based on your analysis, Man United na iron leg.
Health › Re: Taraba: Man Commits Suicide Over Fiance’es Reunion With Her Ex-Lover by Humanoid01(m): 11:54am On Apr 01, 2021
JovialJune:
This is true love, he died for love, how many men can do that?
Lol what kind of thinking is this?
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Attack A Bank In Aniocha Delta, Kill 3 People (Graphic Pics) by Humanoid01(m): 8:45am On Mar 31, 2021
Amaechi2023:
when you keep cursing people's generation, even our generation suffers too.
Good people suffers also when bad people are suffering.
let the sinner carry the consequences of his actions alone.
leave his innocent generations who are not yet born out of this..
Say it louder please. When people cannot control their emotions, they say things without thinking of its effects. Why curse their generations when they know nothing about their atrocities?
Travel › Re: Ghanaian Woman Dies While Driving At Top Speed To Catch Her Cheating Husband by Humanoid01(m): 2:07pm On Mar 30, 2021
SmartyPants:
I keep wondering what the future is female really means...

Is this a meaningless catch phrase used to boost self esteem?

Otherwise what does a female future imply? A world without men? A world with only women doing well? These are impossible...

Anyway looking forward to some enlightenment.
I think it's merely a catch phrase to boost their self esteem, nothing more.
Sports › Re: Jean-Pierre Adams Has Been In Coma For 39 Years (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 12:15pm On Mar 29, 2021
TheSourcerer:
I was not there neither were you mate ! So we cannot say Jesus even ever healed a blind man .! Think man just like today in the big news , if he healed a blind man , the News and oh independent critics will carry this info , he flew to the sky without aid or breathable air? He walked on water ? But No one but the bible and Koran recorded it? No one?
If you think one has to be in a place to believe an occurrence, then you shouldn't believe anything at all.
Sports › Re: Jean-Pierre Adams Has Been In Coma For 39 Years (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 12:14pm On Mar 29, 2021
bigjackass:
the suffering person is brain dead and can't seek God's face. So is it appropriate for him to continue suffering because his family didn't? undecided. A serious God will reveal himself to the man in coma who will then wake up and testify. Not this sadistic fucker you people call God
You say this because you think you have an
understanding of who God is, you expect Him to do
things a certain way because you think He's limited to
your own understanding. The reality could be that you
don't even know about this God, you don't even want
to know. Why then should He bother to answer you?
Sports › Re: Jean-Pierre Adams Has Been In Coma For 39 Years (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 12:13pm On Mar 29, 2021
Bodyodour:
This makes me doubt the existence of any God or gods. How can you all what you created be in a coma for 39 and still, he hasn't been healed?
You say this because you think you have an understanding of who God is, you expect Him to do things a certain way because you think He's limited to your own understanding. The reality could be that you don't even know about this God, you don't even want to know. Why then should He bother to answer you?
Celebrities › Re: "You Are Never Going To Make Money Being A Singer”- Seyi Shay Tells Young singer by Humanoid01(m): 8:12am On Mar 29, 2021
timocruzcmbb:
Lol,heart breaking,I hate when someone told me I can’t do something, shocked
I love it. Success is sweeter when a lot of people doubt you.
Sports › Re: South Africa Failed To Qualify For The 2022 AFCON After A 2-0 Lose To Sudan by Humanoid01(m): 8:05am On Mar 29, 2021
bareal:
How would you not be concerned? They have just cut your ticket. Just quietly go home and heal bro
Is English that difficult?
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Leaves Pitch ANGRY After Disallowed Goal Vs Serbia (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 3:30pm On Mar 28, 2021
ThierryJay:
Stop ranting like a airhead. How does the picture show it has fully crossed the line when you are looking at it from a diagonal point of view. This camera angle can never tell you that. There have been goals that we all thought had crossed the line that the goal line technology disallowed. It's not about screaming like the murderous buffoon you are.
I think your analysis would be valid if the ball was in the air. The angle would be confusing if the ball was above the ground, but in this case, the ball was on the ground and it clearly showed that it completely went past the line.
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Big Things Jesus Said That We Keep Forgetting by Humanoid01(m): 8:45am On Mar 28, 2021
AntiChristian:
Love your neighbor as yourself self no be here o!

CAN wet dey force Muslims girls to remove their Hijab in Public schools. And Bishop Oyedepo was calling the consuming fire of God to come decide the matter. The fire he never called on bandits, kidnappers and Boko haram.

Christians will give you anything for as long as you can convert to christianity. Visiting the sick is an avenue to make fishes of men to christianity.

How do you love your enemies and pray for them? Christians are the major cursers of Buhari and Nigeria as if they are their enemy. Can you pray for Boko haram too?
If 80% of Christians do not practise what the Bible teaches, does that make the Bible false? The Bible does not instruct Christians to feed the poor, visit the sick, etc with the sole purpose of converting them. It should be done out of love, that is what the Bible teaches. LOVE!
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God Really Against Taking Alcohol Or Just Against Excess Of It? by Humanoid01(m): 8:39am On Mar 28, 2021
I think moderation is key. The main question here is: why should people drink, apart from for medicinal purposes?
Sports › Re: Benin Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifier - 0 - 1 (Full Time) by Humanoid01(m): 6:59pm On Mar 27, 2021
richmond500:
Taribo west
Hahaha! Omo clowns full this forum abeg.
Politics › Re: Man Kills His Mom, Cuts Off Her Head And Buried Her In A Shallow Grave In Enugu by Humanoid01(m): 6:42pm On Mar 26, 2021
This is terrible.

He killed her and then chopped off her head, this is obviously a blood money attempt. But why? Why try to make money that won't give you peace of mind? What is the point?
Family › Re: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth* by Humanoid01(m): 10:53pm On Mar 25, 2021
Klass99:
God bless you! I don't know what they gain by pretending like it is their story and changing the details to give Nigerian women a bad name.

Are Naija women not paying bills in their homes and still hiding the fact that they do so, to avoid bruising oga's ego and avoid being called proud, boss lady, disrespectful and all sorts? I am so upset at the OP's misleading narrative
Can you give me one good reason why you think giving Nigerian women a bad name was the reason he changed some details of the story?
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Says That Conte Benched Him At Chelsea Because He Represented Nigeria by Humanoid01(m): 6:03pm On Mar 25, 2021
Hugomexis:
Even if you didn't go for olympics Mikel,you'd have still been on the bench.

Your were benched because you weren't good enough simple.

Who Mikel wan bench for Chelsea midfield that time?

Shey na Kante abi Matic abi Fabregas??

Baba just shut up abeg
He didn't complain about not starting, he complained about not being in the squad at all. Keep your negativity aside and just reason.
Sports › Re: "Super Eagles Are No Match For Us" - Benin Fans by Humanoid01(m): 11:49am On Mar 25, 2021
Walkee:
anytime I see this your long boring name I can't help but pity the people who wake up everyday and see your face and hear your voice. You should be kept in a museum to be shown as a specimen of humanoid species that failed to evolve correctly
Yes? you called me. grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Chioma, Ubi Franklin And Nayomee On A Date (Photos, Video) by Humanoid01(m): 8:20am On Mar 25, 2021
quaintbloke:
A little observation which no one should take personal. Why is it that whenever Nigerians go on a date, there has to be a touch of food involved.

Yes it may be a cultural thing but guys, why can't we bring up alternative ideas to a date? For instance, a walk date when the weather is cool; a drive around date (yes the hold up would even give you more time together) ; a date over drinks, yes just drinks; dance date; movie date (we have already overflogged this one sef); a compassionate date to an orphanage etc

Dating in naija shouldn't always be route1.
Good outside the box thinking. We are just too used to conventions.
Culture › Re: What Is It That People Easily Do But You Can't Do? by Humanoid01(m): 11:10pm On Mar 24, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
Thank you. kiss
This is my third time doing this on Nairaland. You beautiful, your eyes are damn fine. I know the anti-simp crew will come for me, but it doesn't matter. I said what I said.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Forgives Offenders To Mark 50th Birthday by Humanoid01(m): 3:39pm On Mar 24, 2021
So he'll have to wait for his next birthday to forgive his future offenders? Na wa oo.

Happy birthday to him sha.
Crime › Re: Man Strangles Wife To Death In Front Of Their Five Year Old Daughter by Humanoid01(m): 3:30pm On Mar 24, 2021
fuckingAyaya:
that little girl will never be happy through out the days of her life,that horrible scenario she witness will live in her memory till she dies
Is this a curse or what?
TV/Movies › Re: American Idol: Funke Lagoke Faints On Stage During Judgement (Video) by Humanoid01(m): 3:27pm On Mar 24, 2021
Panic attack maybe?
Romance › Re: Man Hits Gf When He Found Out She Cheated Back by Humanoid01(m): 5:08pm On Mar 23, 2021
“Am I not a boy?” . How does being a boy give you the right to cheat? Wetin concern me sef? Na the girl know wetin she see for the relationship.
Romance › Re: Jkq by Humanoid01(m): 4:57pm On Mar 23, 2021
How on earth did you expect her to give return the money when she's still a student like you? Better move on, unfortunately you learnt your lesson the hard way (that's if you really have). You should be thinking of how to explain things to your parents.
Nairaland General › Re: How Many Of You've Tried This?? by Humanoid01(m): 11:34pm On Mar 22, 2021
Truthabulabula:
Yeah I remember vividly.
grin

It's "pen" actually darling not "pain".
Haba bros! you suppose know say na typo be that ma.
Romance › Re: I Have Fallen For My Friend's Grandmother by Humanoid01(m): 11:20pm On Mar 22, 2021
vybzkartel:
I know u won't believe this, but it is true
I visited my friend and colleague in his house and noticed his mum and grandmum were around. Instantly fell in love with his granny. She should be about 89 years and I am in my late thirties yet, she has overtaken my heart. I have broken up with my fiancee because of my granny but I don't know how to propose to her

Please, how can I win this man's love? Thanks

Romance › Re: Female Pastor Ask Men To Sleep With Her For Deliverance [pics/video] by Humanoid01(m): 1:09pm On Mar 22, 2021
That's Latascha Emanuel, a pastor based in the USA, not any pastor Veronica from Delta state. She's an ex stripper and known for exposing a part of her breasts when she preaches.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Eke: My 2 Hermes Bags Are More Popular Than Some People In Nigeria by Humanoid01(m): 12:40pm On Mar 22, 2021
This is what happens when unhealthy shows like BBN are being promoted. When the going gets tough for her (nor be curse, na so life dey), people will dig out this comment. The internet never forgets, they say.

Romance › Re: What Do You Do When You Know You Are Not Handsome And No Girl Wants You by Humanoid01(m): 5:37pm On Mar 21, 2021
Gynn:
1. Be well groomed

2. Smell nice

3. Be resourceful and purposeful. Don't make girls your primary pursuit in life. It's counter productive

4. Dress nice

5. Be comfortable financially - I don't mean spending lavishly to attract women. You'll only attract leeches

6. Be confident

7. Be intelligent

See, it's fallacy to think girls aren't attracted to you because you're not handsome.

For a start, just be well groomed and see the impact it has on your relationship with your female interests
At number 7, do you mean intelligence can be acquired consciously? If yes, why?

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