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When I tell the Nairaland APC hoodlums parading on this forum that to be very great in Nigeria, you need an Igbo tie. I gave them list of all the prominent people in Nigeria, all of them have Igbo tie, including Aliko Dangote.

These people even though you may hate them for their political affiliations and religious extremism and corruption, are very smart with life.


They know that greatness and success run in the bloods of Igbo people, they know the mandate, so they try all they can to get a tie in Igbo land.


The ones that missed that chance make sure one of their offspring marries an Igbo lady or guy to get that needed tie in Igbo land.


But as always, the hoodlums and miscreants who hate truth will continue to hate the most powerful, most naturally blessed tribe in Africa, the Igbo race out of foolishness and stupidity, and that is why they remain hoodlums and miscreants only useful to the elites for winning elections and defending their corruption, continue hating Igbo guys

Ask yourself; is it a mistake that all the great and influential men and women in Nigeria have a blood tie to Igbo tribe; from IBB, Soyinka, OBJ, Adelekes, Kayodes, Dangote, Wike, Goodluck Jonathan, etc, etc, etc, and now El Rufai Igbos are the Jews.....you can only hate but cannot stop them at all....so its better and safer for you to join them and love them

For your info, I have Yoruba tie...
I also have Fulani family tie, and the Fulani family tie tells us what the Fulanis think of Igbos; they cherish Igbos, their only issue with Igbos is why igbos dislike Islam....that Igbos are the only tribe Fulanis fear and respect in Nigeria. But the online hoodlums think Igbos are a walk over

sammy329:


This is what happened when you disband an anti armed robbery squad. As if armed robbers will go on holiday

let me tell you, it is the disbanded SARS officers that are carrying out the robbery not just ordinary civilian youths.


Most deadly and bloody kidnapping and armed robbery incident are usually carried by SARS or in collaboration with SARS OCs.


Nigerian government and the policy makers are too daft!


Try and catch some of these guys and you will know what I am saying.


SARS is part of the security agents that destroyed Southern Nigeria.


Expect robbery and kidnapping this season, these disbanded SARS guys and their officers are not happy, you guys took away their meal tickets, so they want to prove to the government that without them, robbery will be everywhere.



SARS = armed robbers!!

Funkyswagzz:
We need more girls like you

go and check well that lady you quoted must be 30yrs and above, because in Nigeria, ladies start having sense and becoming valuable to men they meet from age 28yrs and above.


Girls of 25yrs downwards believe their vagina is more than enough for any man and that's why after guys sample their vagina, they start to remember that Tina, nkechi, Bola, Onome, Aisha, Amina and Chioma cannot cook or greet people, and start to look for a way to break up with her

Op why should ladies worry about being broke to be in a relationship when they naturally believe the only thing they should offer to a man is vagina


Why should ladies bother about being broke when they naturally believe that any man they allow to penetrate their vagina is a very lucky man

Fastest Ways To Escape Poverty As a Man Born in Nigeria


1.) Find an older white lady and marry asap


2.) Don't marry early unless the girl or her family are obviously rich/connected! Not middle class family oh

3.) Start trading business as early as you can, even while in secondary school


4.) Find ways to migrate out of Nigeria to a western country. Pls avoid African countries or Middle East countries like Dubai, Lebanon, Qatar, India, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Kuwait.....you are better off trading in Nigeria


5.) Don't date or marry for love, date and marry with your sense and wisdom

Interesting times ahead

God bless Papa Oyedepo, and all the dedicated men of God. May I live longer enough to witness another 70 years here on earth, in good health, wealth and of course laughter

Why always the poor dwelling in remote villages that are already dejected and hopeless Why always Islam

It is well

Young men cannot change the lives of fellow young ladies financially, only fvcking, but the older men can change her life and that of her family.

Take a look at Ned Nwoko and Regina, if Regina had continued following boys of her age, she, her parents and siblings will be struggling with poverty by now.


Sometimes life requires smart thinking.


Leave the young girls alone.

Don't tell me her age mates will marry her, its all lies, how many girls you fvcked did you married


Who go marry go marry if she apply wisdom when ready to marry, and ensure she only date guys of marriageable age with stable means of income.


Many girls dating their age mates only end up being fvcked like donkeys in wild parties with nothing to show for it.


Use what you have to help your life so long as you no kill or cheat anybody, so leave the young girls abeg

Hmmmm

Lol

Who knows, maybe they are part Buhari and APC tax collectors.....you never can tell...since they also use Nigeria's money to sponsor Boko Haram from Dubai in order to get big security budget to share and re-invest small portion into funding Boko Haram and Bandits to continue killing their Northern people yet the North is happy and smiling.


Arrewa must continue to rule Nigeria

We the combined association of Nigerian prayer warriors from both Christian, Muslim and Traditional worshippers have agreed to take up this task from our pretentious first lady, and we will need just 1.5 billion to conduct this special prayer session for Nigeria which will last for 21 days only!


The money will enable us buy goats, rams, candles, white garments, fowls (first born only), loud spealert, megaphones, sleeping mats, water kettles, etc . We will need to also visit some special prayer grounds in and outside Nigeria.

what about Mummy Adeboye that fed them and supported them, una de fear to include her















Mad people

Women love sex more than men but hypocrisy and the way men pester them for sex won't let them confess or show how much they fantasise about wild sex experience.



Modern ladies are more wayward than guys but very good in hiding their true color.

galantjoe:
Based on my 15years practical experience during job interviews on what employers really want, the following courses if well studied can always fetch you food on your table.
1. Medicine and surgery
2. Pharmacy, becoming certified
3. Law and becoming barrister
4. BSc nursing and having RN
5. Accountancy, becoming chartered or knowing your onion.
6. Computer science, knowing your onion
7. Computer engr. Knowing your onion.
8. Civil, mechanical, chemical engineering, knowing your onion
9. Architecture,
10. Applied art
11. Music
12. Food science, technology, nutrition and dietetics Lab science instead
13. Actuarial science
14. Mathematics with finance/IT or [s]applied maths with options computing, finance, analytics, etc[/s]
15. [s]Physics with options in practical Engineering, technology, mechanics, electronics, computing, IT, ETC.[/s]
16. [s]Chemistry with option in. Practical engineering, paint production, industrial uses, etc.[/s]
17. [s]Education options in English, local languages, science education, technology, etc.[/s] English is very okay

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AMINDA:
Lol. Honorable Abdulrazak Namdas is a house of reps member from Adamawa State and a well known Atiku boy. Is he there with the express permission and knowledge of the Nigerian House of Representatives? If so, who nominated him and when? Why not a lawmaker from Lagos? There was no protest in Adamawa State, where is the correlation?

Why is DJ Switch testifying under the umbrella of the Biafra community in Canada? Why is it that all the usual suspects for some reason are the ones serving as witnesses, Biafra, Amnesty International, Atiku's boy?

The slogan of the EndSars were " We die here", "We pin", amongst others, why then is DJ Switch suddenly asking for asylum in Canada and Moe scurrying off to the Maldives via Dubai for her birthday bash? These are key witnesses to the panel, who then will be giving testimony at the panel?

Was DJ Switch the only witness to have delivered dead bodies at the soldiers feet in Lekki? If not, where are others? Where are the families of the dead at Lekki Toll Gate? The early pictures of dead people we saw have all since been debunked, who compiled all these fake pictures? The only known "mother" of a deceased who came out has since been disowned by the real family who accused her of opening a Go Fund Me account in their name, where are others?

So many unanswered questions.

No wonder professors are asking for quota education to be abolished in Nigeria; too many educated illiterates.


I will not enlighten you, you Buhari vultures should continue in your usual folly, I only feel ashamed of Yoruba youths who despite their exposure allow you almajiri people to be confusing them all because of useless political coalition for 2023 Presidency, it is well

Smithkafors:
So the above commentors graduated from Nigerian schools?. We are finished in this country.....they can't even read and comprehend.So the house of reps member is also a biafrian?.They can't even tell that the people listed are witnesses.

My dear brother, I used to believe that Yorubas are enlightened and educated but now I can see that the vultures from the north have politically destroyed the Yoruba wisdom in trying to scare Yorubas into silence.


For those of you who don't understand what transpired, let me help you so you don't allow all these Buhari agents of darkness trying so hard to cover up the evil that happened at Lekki Toll Gate from the international community.


First, so DJ Switch can deceive over 1,000 Nigerians from all tribes gathered at the Lekki Toll Gate on 20th October to say that army were shooting at them even live streaming the event as it unfolded that night

Even Arise TV presenter was at the scene of that even that night live and broadcasting live to the whole world as it was going on with gun shots being heard in the background.

So all the Yoruba youths present at the toll gate that night who got shot, 2 dived into the lagoon while some soldiers continued to shoot at the waters in an effort to silence them were all IPOB members sent by Nnamdi Kanu to destroy Lagos


Ah, many Yoruba youths don kolo completely to believe these Buhari vultures twist and cover ups lolz, Kai, I never knew Northern almajiris can be smarter than Yorubas to the extent of deceiving and confusing them to deny what they saw and witnessed with their own eyes, na wa oh


No wonder Buhari closed Lagos border and opened all Northern borders where ammunition, rice, militants, frozen foods, etc are smuggled into Northern Nigeria with ease and all the Yoruba elites and politicians cannot even open their mouths and talk, na wa oh.



These Buhari vultures have been desperately looking for ways to give the great #Endsars protest a political and secession tag, they have tried all they can to tag Atiku's name on it, they have tried all they can to rope Biafra into it, something Nnamdi Kanu don't even know about, only tried to shine with it, they are now finally giving Nnamdi Kanu the glory he desperately seek for. These Buhari vultures are the ones making Nnamdi Kanu popular and powerful with their stupidity everyday.

Nnamdi Kanu is a nobody in Igbo land, he can only control few uninformed youths, but these Buhari vultures continue to make him a global star out of their stupidity.


DJ Switch applied for asylum in Canada, ordinarily, every sane person knows that her life is in danger from the night she started making those live streams of that wicked shooting at Lekki Toll Gate and people that loved her life acted quickly to relocate her to safety, of course you don't expect Hausa-Fulanis nor the confused Yorubas who have already been brainwashed by their evil politicians and their paid media agents to twist the Lekki shooting story to ipob to be the ones to save DJ Switch from the coming death from evil Nigerian government and their evil army and Police whom she have exposed. So the only people that can save her at that moment are her own people of course; Igbos don't joke with their own when it comes to life and death under Nigeria, and that brings in Biafrian Association into the scene, they are the only group that can stand with their daughter without selling her out like Yorubas are about selling her by tagging her as an agent of destruction who got hired to destroy Lagos, what a shame.


An ordinary DJ who joined the protest like Falz and every other reasonable Nigerian celebrity. She is a celebrity DJ and used her DJ talent to keep the protest fire burning by jamming good music to keep the protesting youths entertained but here they are roping her in foolishly in line with Buhari vultures wishes, damn, this country can never be good mhen, it's shameful.



In their foolish and half literacy thinking, because Biafrian association appeared on the list of witnesses with a senator from their vulture region also on the list, it means ipob was the people that organizer the #Endsars protest and also Atiku must be involved to ensure his political ambition to expose their evil after 2023 never comes to reality.


They are making every effort to deceive Yorubas into giving up on the great #Endsars protest that even Daddy Adeboye, his wife and most great Yoruba men endorsed. I am so ashamed of the Yoruba youths who have allowed Buhari and his gang of vultures to be taking them for a ride since 2015



It seems the only people Northern Nigerians and their politicians fear are the Igbos, reason they must find a way to tag Igbos to every opposition or anything that challenges their evil government or wicked grip on Nigeria's power....they don't even believe that Yorubas can challenge them or question them because they believe Yorubas are liver less, Yoruba una see una life


#Endsars protest started by Yorubas in Lagos have now been credited to IPOB and Igbos. This says a lot about how Northerners see Yorubas; they see Yorubas as conquered people that cannot question or challenge their authority no matter how bad it is

If not for hypocrisy, women enjoy sex more than men even though men clamor for sex more than women due to lack of natural self-control which nature bestowed on women.



Let it be on record for all to know that women enjoy sex more than men, but they have more natural self control for sexual desire more than men, which makes it seem like they don't love sex......but ask married men.....once women get that legal license to fvck through marriage, they unleash the sexual demon in them......except they married a man they are not physically attracted to.



Another advantage women have over men in sexual desire is the fact that women are naturally born to be selective with their sex mate.....but men can mate with even a woman they don't really fancy, just for the fun of it.

November1857:
Typical fulani Muslim ! When will IRAN grant you ASYLUM ....

after Boko Haram decapitates his dead brain for leaking their terrorist information to his fellow fools. Don't worry about him, all the evil Northerners sponsoring and supporting evil in the past and present in Nigeria are being dealt with by either their own wicked brothers in what their failed Buhari government now call Gunmen or bandits or Boko Haram. He can't escape all of them for too long.

Emeka71:
Nigeria would definitely be included because Indians love to invest and do business with Nigerians.

India don't control it, the payment processors and their board decide based on operating environment of each country which Nigerian environment doesn't support due to:

1.) Lack of national database record

2.) Lack of banking security resulting from corrupt governments and corrupt CBN; imagine a foreigner can stay in his country and open a bank account in Nigeria using a ussd code, isn't that madness UBA is doing that nonsense as we speak and empowering Internet scammers

3.) Poor judiciary to prosecute financial criminals and scammers

And many more that I cannot list here

CalabarPikin:
Meanwhile they're going about looking for sponsors of a peaceful #EndSARS protest to freeze accounts.....


If this Buhari regime were recorded in the Bible, it would have been written in the book of 3Kings Chapter 1:1-15 ; And I read.
1. And a good king reign over Nigeria. Goodluck the son of Ebele Jonathan from the city of Otueke, Bayelsa state, reigned for six years.
2. On his process to continue his good work, hatred started from the other sides of the nation, they tried everything by all means to unseat him as their leader.
3. Then many people of the nation started crying onto their gods saying, Oh! gods of our ancestors, come and take this Goodluck the son of Ebele Jonathan out of office for we have found our messiah, Buhari, the son of Mohammed from the city of Daura in Katsina
4. After the cries of the people against Goodluck, The Lord spoke to Goodluck, and said, Goodluck! Goodluck!! And he answered, my Lord, speak for thy servant heareth,
5. And the Lord said to him, do not resist to give power to that of their messiah for I'm going to do terrible things in the land of Nigeria through this Buhari, the son of Mohammed that will not be forgotten in the history of the world.
6. Then after the election, the messiah-Buhari loss the election but Goodluck still gave power to Buhari just to allow the word of God to be fulfilled
7. Then Buhari the son of Mohammed started reigning over his people; the first year of his regime ends with killings, hunger and suffering by the masses.
8. And he armed his Fulani kinsmen with weapons to kill the children of the Most High God, he did many evils to put thy Lord to anger.
9. In the second year of his regime, his evil acts got to heaven and God struck him with a life deadly disease, with all this sufferings.
10. A great Prophet Nnamdi, the son of Israel Kanu from the city of Afara Ukwu Ibeku, Umuahia in Abia state arose from the East and demanded for the freedom of his people out of Nigeria, but with the foolishness of Buhari and his people, they acted wrongly to the sight of the Lord by lunching the Operation Python Dance in the home of Prophet Nnamdi.
11. And the anger of the Lord was kindle against Buhari that the Lord thy God set ambush called the Niger Delta avengers over the people of Buhari.
12. That the fled leaving behind their possessions of cows, goats and rams.
13. And the word of the Lord came unto the children of the most high saying, by this time next month, a cup of rice shall be sold #130, for the Lord shall harden the mind of Buhari to close the border leading to the country of Nigeria.
14. Now the city of Lagos was under siege that harmattan ceases to come out even unto the 17th day of December in the year 2019.
15. And the children of the most high cried unto the Lord day and night and the Lord thy God had mercy upon Nigeria.

Today's reading was awesome!

Holiness78:
There's a man for each woman.
Your man will locate you before this month ends.
Why giving up?

stop deceiving her, there is no man for every woman, if there is a man for every woman, what about the women that are second wives or 3rd wives to one man, what happened to their own man


What about men that died before they got married....what will happen to their own assigned woman according to your principle of there is a man for every womanMaybe their assigned woman will have to die single since they died before getting married to their destined or assigned wife


The truth is, financial difficulty and widespread youth poverty in Nigeria resulting from years of bad government by foolish old thieves calling themselves President, governors, Senators, Ministers, etc in Nigeria is a ticking time bomb, it will destroy every damn thing in Nigeria.


Many young men want to marry but they got no job, the ones working are earning peanut, which also affects the ones into business as low patronage kill their businesses and the cycle continues....Nigeria is in trouble.


Many ladies will not get married not because they are bad, but mostly because there won't be enough men ready to marry them. So for any lady that wishes to find a deserving husband, not necessarily a rich or established husband, she must use her wisdom, and also face the reality and let go of girlie fantasies.

Acekidc4:
There is a Total Joy in getting Married to The Right Woman.......am a Living Testimony

Most times, in Nigeria, you cannot find the right woman if you are a broke single man or struggling financially.


It is mostly financially successful and settled young men that find the right woman in Nigeria

Before you advice or force any young man to go and get married, please make sure you have any of the below to offer to him:

1.) 5 million Naira cash assistance

2.) A job that will pay him at least 250,000 Naira monthly

3.) PR to any of these countries: Canada, Australia, UK, US, Germany, etc

4.) Government appointment that pays him at least 500,000 Naira monthly for at least 4 years

5.) Contract that will earn him an instant 5 million and above



If you cannot offer any young man any of the above things, please don't advice him to get married. Enough is enough of multiplying poverty and hopelessness in Nigeria!

MusaChukwudi:
I loved and cherish your ideas thank you.

In terms of the revolution, please explain exactly how you envision it to be carried out. Is it via disorder, disobedience, violence or simply through the ballot box? If by ballot boxes who are the likely candidates?
Also, I hope you know that Nigeria is a very very poor country and revolutions do not make a poor country rich.

There can never be peaceful revolution, or revolution through the ballot because the people that control the ballot and the outcome of the election are the problem needed to be uprooted and they cannot aid their uprooting....so there is need for a violent revolution targeted at the past and present political office holders from all tribes and regions of Nigeria.


The ones who held critical positions killed, the ones below them jailed for life at a maximum security prison.....and all the properties seized and converted to Nigerian people's property....their bank accounts freezed......their immediate family members' bank accounts freezed to ensure they become poor and powerless.


A new constitution will be drafted to make stealing of any government fund or property a capital offense that attracts death sentence without appeal.


School curriculum changed from primary to university......with a course on anti corruption stressing the consequences of stealing whether as a public office holder or as a private employee......


Nigerian restructured to empower local governments, regional governments......senate changed to house of rule of law, and members will be paid per sitting, no extra income or preference.....and you must be gainfully employed or own a successful business to be a member of the house of rule of law....it will be a contract role not permanent employment......


infrastructural management like road will be handed over to community development council who will be in charge of the roads around their community or estate......and members of the community development council will not be paid any money......community will elect them after people indicate interest to serve their community, people will cast their vote for or against the persons to make up the council.


There will be 6 regional governments in Nigeria to follow the 6 geopolitical zones and each zone must have equal number of states - 6 states in each geopolitical zone.....and each zone will have a zonal minister......and from the 6 zones, each zone will elect a prime ministerial candidate to contest for the prime minister of Nigeria to handle the central government of Nigeria as a civil servant without much power except in protecting Nigeria from external attacks and foreign policies....


and because of our diversity.....the prime minister will be rotated between the 6 regions of Nigeria; each serving a single 5 year term in office, no reelection for any prime minister. the same for regional ministers.


Each region will manage their resources and return a certain calculated % to the central government of Nigeria for running the central government and for helping states and regions with less resources to ensure equal development in all regions.


regions or states that have excess natural resources will have to remit more % to the central government, and a stipulated amount that will be wll calculated will be given to low-revenue generation states to catch up with carrying out their state and regional developmental projects. This fund will be called equal-revenue share or something.


All the 6 zones must have a seaport; whether dry port or wet port, it must be made compulsory to ensure equal opportunity to all regions of Nigeria.

MusaChukwudi:
Revolution?

Yes, the political structure and foundation of Nigeria is completely wrong and causing poverty in Nigeria.


It needs to be changed and few people in power, enjoying the failed system will never want it changed because its feeding their pockets, which brings the need for revolution to force in people's mandate that will start the revamping of Nigeria from population control to complete restructuring and electoral act overhaul to address numerous loophole that make rigging very easy.



The revolution will also bring about a change in approach towards inspiring young Nigerians to become more productive and apply useful technologies to boost our productivity and create new solutions to local, regional and global problems that will fetch us $$$

Available in India and few selected countries.


India is becoming home of payment platforms.


Alibaba have one, whatsapp, paypal, even Google.


Nigeria is really so behind, all thanks to our corrupt, old, dull men at the helm of affairs of the apex bank CBN.


We really need technology revolution in Nigeria to cure our fast rising youth unemployment and underemployment

Unfortunately it will be sold as spare parts, even you the owner will buy part of this your stolen car


This ugly Toyota Corolla, Nigerians out of their usual bandwagon made it so popular that the price has surppassed it's real market value. Even Americans are wondering why Nigerians want to die on top of this ugly car with no single comfort.

Once it comes out for bidding, one Nigerian in one remote village will start the bidding with $1000, crazy people

Sheriman:
If IPOB support you definitely you will loose!!

just as OBASEKI Lost.

Don't forget Igbos massively supported Donald Trump in 2016 and he won. They supported Seyi Makinde of Oyo, he won. Supported Obaseki, he won. Supported Wike, he won. Without massive rigging, you cannot win any candidate Igbos support.


Trump fvcked up. They used mail in vote to rig the election.


Just as Buhari used thugs and INEC to rig 2019 election. Tinubu used thugs to attack Igbos and other non Yoruba Southerners in Lagos to ensure they didn't vote, yet Buhari won by an escape vote in Lagos, Osinbajo lost his polling unit.

Every sensible human know Buhari lost 2019 election but he rigged himself in as usual.


Organize a free and fair election and anybody Igbos support will win because Igbos don't support based on evil agenda, they support based on fairness and equity for all.


But you guys support a candidate for evil agenda and vindictiveness

Temitopemo6e6:
Nigeria in the 21st cent. Mallams wont allow civilisation. It is clear that the Muslims women are in bondage Like the Igp of the Nigerian police has the time to bother about the fashion choices of an actress leaving aside the kidnappers, bandits, killer gangs, boko haram insurgency and the total and gradual breakdown of the security architecture of the country really? I am truly speechless. Just Smh!

my brother eh, Northern Nigeria will never allow Nigeria to develop, we are wasting time with these people up north, it's a pity mhen