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yusman14:
Welding and fabrication is a sub branch of my course...do I still need some certification in welding to fit well in the labour market??

Welding, Fabrication, Carpentry, Wood Work are all under Mechanical Engineering I know but its just introduction.


To be a specialist in the aforementioned fields like Welding, you need a specialised course on it.


Argon welding, underwater welding, and other precision welding courses can't be taught under Mechanical engineering for few years unless a school offers it completely as a specialty

The saddest truth is, Osinbajo can never be completely clean in as much as I like him.


You cannot be a man of God and a Lawyer whose profession is to tell lies and then a politician again who is designed to lie, deceive, cover up and loot...and worst of it, you are a close ally of a confirmed known political corrupt criminal and you are also claiming and trying so hard to be a loyal servant of a known terrorist defender, a man that was appointed to represent a terrorist group that kills and despises the religion you oversee as a Pastor.


Osinbajo's judgment will be so complicated that the angels will go on several recess due to confusion before his final conviction.


How can you bring oil water grease gum refuse and be mixing them together to form a solubal solution


I fear who no fear Osinbajo sha; only you Lawyer, only you Pastor, only you Politician, only you loyal servant of a Staunch Muslim man who has never hidden his support for persecution of Christians by Muslim Terrorist, only you a loyalist to a known political criminal who pocketed a whole state, same you loyal to GO of Redeem, it is well oh.


Only God can judge Osinbajo cos only God knows where that man stands in this life

rummmy:
Enough of this nonsense. So we should die with her,.

Blackpearlous:
Talk to her about your boundaries.

She is still young at heart and is very excited about you, you probably thrill her and she has the love to give so she not too responsible because she is young at heart not cause she loves you.

Forgive her abeg, my kid sister did same thing to me, uploaded on my status how wonderful she is, I told had to remind her that as much as I love her she did invade my privacy.

Reassure her because it's a big deal if you are not public about her esp if she is public about you.

you are intelligent.


That girl is still naive and young, life experiences will teach her more lessons about the world

After NYSC all those people that went to study:

Banking and Finance
Public Admin
Lawyer abi Law
Animal Science
Petroleum Engineering
Polymer & Textile Engineering
Marketing
Adult Education
Sociology
Psychology
Political Science
Microbiology
Etc, etc


Will then realize that they didn't actually went to school, they went to waste time studying irrelevant courses that are not useful in Nigeria and many countries!!


Last last na street hustling e go be


Pls if u have a younger sibling or relative aspiring to be a Lawyer or all those yeye courses, flog him well well oh.....people need to study trending courses with prospect.....look at the world now, think the problem your profession or course of study can solve, if not, e don be for you oh.


Study fashion designing
Carpentry
Nursing
Welding
Programming
Catering is even better than many courses today
Medicine
Lab science



Stop studying yeye courses that have outlived their usefulness on earth and in Nigeria, use your head!!

Jackyboy:

Mtchheeewwww American Prison wey get 24hrs light, library(wifi), gym and recreation plus protein-nous food

Can he be sentenced there and do serving for naija........

if u bring him to Nigeria, he will bribe Magu and even prison warders and they will swap him with another person so he can go chilling at the best hotel in Ikoyi with beautiful chicks

Yet when ordinary Makinde mines one skull at Ijebu, people will start screaming that the world is coming to an end


In fact the world has become safer and more saner than in the past decades and centuries.


World War II gory incidents alone was enough to bring the world to an end, yet the world didn't end.




Your world ends the day you die

gunners160:
Truth be told, a lot of those gibberish courses we studied in school back then are no longer needed again and not just law profession.
I think it is high time Nigeria change her curriculum and focus more on science related courses

Sociology, psychology, business admin, criminology, political science etc no get use

Marketing
Pub Admin
Law
Animal Husbandry
Petrochemical Engineering
Banking and Finance, etc na scam course, your problem in life starts the day you pass out from NYSC, na that day you go know say u no go school oh

Vianna:
In my opinion, I think it's no longer as lucrative as it used to be and it's a very sorry situation. A lot of lawyers roaming the streets, they are suffering. Some of the many problems are

1. Too many graduates, little job slots

2. Senior colleagues are not ready to give the younger ones a chance

Most lawyers are "charge and bail" . They roam the streets and advertise their services to potential clients and they don't even have a place to call office. Many of them loiter in court premises all day under the hot sun and await the arrival of the police, hoping that the police would bring some accused persons who do not have lawyers to defend them. The moment this happens, the lawyer would approach the accused (usually agberos, louts and unfortunate Nigerians who the police had decided to transfer his frustrations on. ) and offer his service either directly to the accused persons, or through his relatives or friends who followed him to court. After a certain meagre fee is paid. The lawyer will appear before the magistrate and orally apply for bail, which in most cases would be granted if the offence(s) is a bailable one.

Being a lawyer in today's Nigeria is overrated, studying in school for 5 years to become a lawyer is a waste of time. To me it's more meaningful if used as a part time job while you venture into business or entrepreneurship.

In Nigeria now, studying law is a waste of time and resources!


Unless your family is highly influential or politically connected!



Law now na yeye course.


E don cast like Marketing, Banking & Finance, etc.



If your son or daughter in Nigeria wakes up one day and tell you daddy I want to be a lawyer, change his school asap cos it seems he's having bad friends or teachers


If he insist, beat him silly till that spirit of charge and bail lawyer flies out of his or her head ni

Don't be deceived, 99% of ladies' male friends are their fuckmates without financial responsibility.


Maybe the guy is funny or jovial or too friendly cos some guys can be too freaky and friendly with any lady and they use that opportunity to fvck many ladies for free in the name of besties while the always-serious minded guys like us who don't smile at ladies at all are the spenders


Ladies admire serious minded well to do guys who don't go about being too friendly with them only from afar, but that admiration ends from afar but u see those boys that hold them on the road, on the street, those boys that hug them anyhow without respect in the name of bestie, na fvck boys, na those boys de fvck ladies for free even as them broke finish lol, they can fvck Aisha Buhari under Buhari's nose, so if u see them kill them like snakes they are




What do u need a male bestie for Bestie your fellow ladies abeg.




Any guy that's not related to any lady by blood have just 1 intention towards the lady - to fvck her at any slightest opportunity, so even if that stupid bestie boy hasn't fvcked her now, he is waiting in anticipation to fvck her kilode for free, they are all reading my comment and they know that I know them well



Bestie Choir member - big snake

Bestie school mate or yard mate - na armed robber oh!


Bestie colleague - e don finish, this ones de comot her panties anyhow for office without respect


Bestie classmate - mogbe oh!


Bestie Church member - it is finished!!!

BuhariNaWah:
Words and synonyms

APC = Criminals

APC = Advanced Political Criminals


Also


Armed Corrupt Politicians

ghettokid1:
Enjoy yourself 'deputy goat' Y.O.L.O

that's a correct title; Vice Goat just like Osinbandele

Ada di ora mma, enyi oha.....udo akpu ehi, ofu onye ana asi unu abiala

KingsArome:
See wetin hushpuppie for use money do. But him go waste ham for Gucci.

Hushpuppi is a Yoruba man, Owambe first before any other thing na

casdoruche:
Bla bla bla. Many CEOs were either once into some shaddy deals we don't know or are into it and we don't know. Drug cartels especially or even fraud. The killers were professionals which implies an assassination. Being a Muslim it could also be terrorist related. The major problem is many people are about to go jobless

Very sensible comment.


Lots of point in your comment

Good morning my Yoruba friends.


RIP Gallant lady, may you rest well

African youths have been defeated and subdued finally! Every of their failure is attributed to spiritual problem and spirits, what a cowardly youths that Africa, especially Nigeria now have! so sad and shameful reading all these load of craps



MASTURBATION IS NOT THE REASON YOU CANNOT GET A JOB!

MASTURBATION IS NOT THE REASON YOU ARE FINANCIALLY BROKE! DEAD ECONOMY DUE TO STUPID NIGERIAN LEADERS ARE THE REASON!

MASTURBATION IS NOT THE REASON YOU ARE POOR OR STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE, BAD NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT IS!

MASTURBATION IS NOT THE REASON YOU HAVE NOT SECURED ADMISSION! STUDY PROPERLY AND READ EXAM INSTRUCTIONS YOU WILL PASS!


Nigerians stop attributing all your personal failures to spiritual problems, this is why fake Pastors and Imams are making lots of money in Nigeria!


Masturbation is a natural phenomenon, if you must practice it, don't let it turn to a habit because all habits are harmful to your psychology!


Forming a habit of eating food can cause you psychology and health harm just like every habit!

Children start masturbating as early as their hormone prompts, what do they know

Masturbation is far better than unprotected sex with random lovers and partners and whatnot!

Masturbation is safer and better than visiting broothels or sleeping around with anything in skirt or trouser!!


Americans, Europeans, Arabs, Asians masturbate more than Africans yet these people are prosperous; their nations are working.....you Africans hold night vigil and 500 days dry fasting to get a visa to travel to their countries to hustle for hourly work to earn wage, and why is it that as soon as you Nigerian leave Nigeria and travel to US, Canada, Australia, UK, Germany, Swiss, Japan, Korea, etc....all the spirits stopping you from getting job suddenly disappears and die, why and how come


Nigeria's problem is successive stupid, foolish, looting, corrupt leaders and politicians who don't have vision for Nigeria....all they care is to steal, loot and remain in power....thereby destroying Nigeria's economy and future and making things difficult for all Nigeria such that most Nigeria must indulge in crime or corruption or run away from Nigeria to another saner country to survive.....there is magic about it.


Come together and fight your stupid government and leaders and you won't be facing hardship and be attributing them to spiritual problem due to masturbation or because you had sex.

Yes its good to live a morally upright and chaste life, but that's a personal decision, not because you want to be rich, or because you want to secure the best job or because you want to get husband or because you want to pass exam, you now feel that stopping masturbation or sex will make you rich, are you kidding me


Nigerian youths wake up!!

Women will come online to brag that "Who marriage help", "marriage is nonsense". "I don't have time for marriage", "men are scam", "I am not interested in marriage, money on my mind" and then they log off from their computer or phone and start crying that Tunde or Emeka or Musa didn't reply their last message.....

some will be crying to their friends secretly that their boyfriend of 5 years doesn't want to even come and know their house at least....some will be going under the knife so that small boys like Wizkid, Kiss Daniel, Davido, Fire Boi, etc will notice them.....I mean doing all these beauty enhancements just for small boys oh who don't even have up to 100million raw cash and investments, yet they will be forming "men are scam" "who marriage help" but their number 1 prayer point is always God please give me a successful husband, how will God answer such hypocritical prayer when u are not honest and real to yourself Tell me Hanty

Arabs and most Muslim countries are known for wickedness to fellow humans, especially blacks.


I will advice any black lady to avoid going to any Muslim or Arab country to live, unless you are going there as a well respected professional and going through a well recognized organization or NGO, if not don't go, those Muslims in Middle-East are something else generally.

Bible was talking about Israeli leaders and leaders whose interest is to serve their people, not Nigerian leaders whose interest is to enrich themselves, their family members and political associates & concubines.



99.9% of Nigerian leaders are heartless corrupt criminals!!

For those of you asking why are Igbos in every country, even in poor countries of the world, see the answer below:

You cannot be a great tribe or person if you remain in your hometown. Your ability to conquer other communities and nations and survive in the most difficult terrain makes you a great person or great tribe.



Europeans discovered all parts of the world. Europe was the finest continent in the 1800 or thereabout, but Europeans didn't sit in Europe and claim that Europe is heaven and that they didn't need to travel to any other country since their continent is paradise.

They explored all parts of the world including dead Africa with only naked people! They lived in deadly communities.


If this guy being held comes out tomorrow, he has acquired a very rare knowledge about Pakistani Dreaded Gang that he can use to write a book or even start getting interviewed by media houses to share his experience with them.


If he comes out, he is greater than that rich man in your state who hasn't traveled outside Nigeria or who only travels to London.


Traveling is a big experience, and taking risk makes you daring.


That is why I laugh at people that threaten Igbos with civil war. An average Igbo man is not a coward, he is ready to go to war once his economy is threatened, not just fighting for religion or for culture or for anything else. If you want to see the wrath of an Igbo man, threaten his finances or economy.


Its only Fulani tribe that can match Igbos in braveness in Nigeria but Igbos pass them because Igbos are more enlightened coupled with their own braveness.


If tribes are to face each other one by one in a battle, Igbos are the number one tribe that will survive after the war, they have been there, they have done it before.

To tell you again how brave Igbos are, despite the heartless pogrom that led to the civil war in 1966, Igbos were never scared to return back to the North, West, Portharcourt to continue living without fear and building permanent properties with no fear.


But take a look at Yorubas and Hausa-Fulanis, they are still very scared of the war reason they fear to go to the east to live permanently and whenever they go at all, they will never buy land or invest permanently because they are scared that Igbos will kill them or attack them and take over the properties in the East. This is a pure art of cowardice from other Nigerian tribes.


For those that claim Southeast is not developed and that that's the reason why Igbos travel out to other countries and regions a lot, please I want to emplore you to plan a visit to the east, if not for some reasons, I would have pledged 500k free money to sponsor 5 popular Yoruba monikers on Nairaland to take a tour to Southeast and come back here and write a honest review.


Even if Southeast becomes New York or Tokyo, it will never stop Igbos from traveling to live in far away lands, it's in their DNA, you cannot stop it just as nobody can stop reggae.



People that had the gut to go to war with over 20 other tribes without preparation, without a formal army, without ammunition except captured arms, you ought to respect such people if u are true to yourself

jesmond3945:
that means she is there for the money

every woman is with a man for a reason; some for money, some for fame, some for intelligence, some for show off, some for marriage, some for sex (good dicking), some for his handsomeness, some are there because they believe the guy will be rich or successful in future.


So don't be fooled, no woman stays with a man for no reason, and there is no crime if a woman stays with a man because of money, only gullible ladies who want to prove a stupid point deny that they don't need a successful man, they turn down successful guys because they want people to believe they don't love men for money, they are deceiving themselves, they always regret later when they end up with one NFA guy

Tinubu is a local criminal who scams mostly Yoruba people with government backing, while Hushpuppi is an international crimal that scams foreign corporations and individuals.

The difference is one started as an international fraudster but now a government-backed local thief while the other is mainly an international criminal based in Dubai.


It is safer for Boko Haram Shekau to become Nigeria's President than for Thief Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Frankenstein:
Application to waste more of her time? She needs some time to heal from the breakup if you are looking for anything serious.

stop speaking for her, she doesn't need any time to heal anything, she just need lots of options of dicks, the more the better

tehilah92:
This is my first time of doing this on nairaland, please pardon any mistakes.
I met and started dating my boyfriend, though now ex, in 2013 while in my first year, he was in his third year, though there were other girls I didn't get know about till after 3 months of dating him, baby t somehow he dumped others and I was the only one left, so I thought..,
He kept on cheating, I kept forgiving, even after his graduation, we continued, everyone knows about us, almost everyone was seeing us couple of course we were seeing ourselves too, hahaha, we even planned how our wedding would look like, but then he is a woman beater, my mouth no kukuma good if quarrel start but he always starts the fight, his cheating part became something else, he even slept with my best friend's kid sister, hmm, as usual he apologized, and mumu in love, I forgave, after my graduation, a year later I went for service, though I went before him, now the problem, I served in a rural area, no light, poor Network, anytime he calls and am unavailable, he concludes am with a man, he will insult me and everything around me, after much insults, I decided to walk away for good, though it hurts that I wasted almost 7years with him, I was hoping he would change but it only got worse, if I endure and marry this one I will die of maybe BP or beatings, has anyone experienced this before?

can we now ping you, as in are u open for business

Police is only interested in bail money from the boy's parents, they know the boy committed no offense because both of them are minor, they don't know how to make sound decision.

They should counsel them and let them go.


The girl's parents are the people they need to interrogate properly and possibly prosecute them for poor parenting.


If you cannot be a worthy father or mother don't give birth!!

Nwabundo38:
What about young girls that marry while in higher institution

Na mostly foolish boys de marry them!!


Based on what is obtainable today, a guy should not marry a jobless lady who have no job, no business doing, no handwork or means of income, it is a very bad decision to marry such a jobless lady today!!


It is even worst for a jobless man who has no job, no personal business, no handwork or means of income to even think of getting married, it is absolutely bad for the man to think of!!


Before you start to think of getting married as a man, you need to have a job. If you lose your job then create a job for yourself through starting a business or something.


Stop crying no job, there are plenty jobs. Anywhere human beings are living have a job, don't look for honorable, white collar job, fold your trouser, fold the sleeve of your shirt and get to work with your hands.


Start food selling business, all human being want to eat. Start small chops, floor baking food selling, you must sell unless you are cooking poison and tasteless foods then people will run!


Be neat, cook good stuffs and people will come and you will grow from there.


You can sell food stuff items too.

There are jobs everywhere but our ladies and guys are forming big boys and girls, they are forming graduates with 2/1 looking for shell and chevron jobs so that they can start opressing their mates and friends the next month after they get a job...they want a big paying white collar job so that they will start earning fat salary and start driving Camry next 4 months and start carrying girls up and down, they are forming hot chicks and looking at people, hunger go finish all of una!!



Guys don't you ever marry a jobless lady today, it is risky and a wrong decision! Marry an industrious woman, even the Bible encouraged that. Go and read the book of Esther.


Marrying an idle lazy woman all because she has round big buttocks and standing breast is a mistake, you will get tired of the round buttocks and breast in highest 5 years of marriage. You will see the round buttocks naked and your dick won't rise!!



Marry with wisdom and God's guide and you will grow but marry with your dick and yeye eyes and you will suffer it later!!



Ladies don't even date a lazy, idle guy talk more of marriage don't try it! No industrious man stays jobless! If you lose your job, create a job for yourself, its simple! Unless there are no human being where you live then you are exempted, but wherever human beings are there is formal and informal job there, create one and work!


With the gift of internet technology, only lazy
people stay jobless and idle without income today!! You can create a job for yourself through the internet, not yahoo yahoo or scam, I mean sustainable business online. Guys and ladies engage your minds.



Its unfortunate if one decides to run a training to prepare the youths and show them how to create jobs, they won't attend, they will prefer to attend night of million laughs comedy show....they will prefer to attend gulder mega music festival to go and party and merry!


They will prefer to go 7 days night vigil but refuse to work with their hands.


God cannot bless you if you are not engaged in something. God will bless the works of your hands. You need to have something God will multiply for you to be blessed.


When Jesus Christ turned water to wine in Nineveh, He asked them to fill empty gallons with water and he turned the water to wine, that's how God works. He need you to be doing something so He can bless you from there no matter how small or how dishonorable the business is.


When God created man, He used sand to mould it first and then breathed into what He molded to start living. So He needed sand to create man.


When God created Eve, He removed Adam's rib to form woman, so He also used something.


When God empowered Moses to go and meet Pharaoh, He gave him a walking stick that Moses can turn to snake or anything, He didn't tell Moses to go empty handed.

When Jesus Christ wanted to pay tax, He didn't do magic so money will appear from heaven and land in His palms, He instructed his disciple Peter to go fishing. They caught a fish and opened the belly and saw some coins and He used it to pay tax. What Jesus was teaching us is that we need to work to be blessed. We need to also pay our tax to government.

So you need to be engaged in a legal business or handwork and then ask God to bless it for you and He will!

Coldfeets:
Thank you so much for giving her this solid reply.

I think this is exactly what she needs to hear.

rasheedatt:
I want to become a blogger but clearly I don't know any step about it.

Is it OK as a lady to be a blogger?

What are the requirements needed?

Where can I start from,?

A well rounded and bouncing buttocks
Average sized standing boobs (must not be too big or tiny nor flat)
Straight full legs
Some folds on her neck
Flat tummy like slippers (her tummy must not be big at all )
Full lips is perfect


With the above features, forget Linda Ikeji, she will hammer

No surprise, he and Rochas Okorocha were inspired by Thief Bola Ahmed Thief-nubu of Bourdillion

I am here to talk about the greatest Nigerian thief without gun, the man that has influenced every Nigerian politician negatively to wish to pocket his state as his family business, I am here to tell Nigerians that Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a corrupt political criminal that needs to be in jail and not Bourdillion for all his lootocracy in Lagos!

Rochas Okorocha is a thief today all because he wanted to be like Tinubu!


Ganduje is a dollar stuffing criminal all because he wants to be richer than Tinubu!!

Adams Oshiomhole became a devil and a looting machine all because he wants to join Tinubu clique!!

Late Oyo Governor nkor


Lagos is supposed to be a mega city but Tinubu ruined it with his greed!!


Tinubu must go back to his state Osun state!

Tinubu is a very bad influence to every Nigerian politician of today.


Tinubu taught Rochas Okorocha how to loot and turn Imo State to his family business, Rochas confessed this in a live broadcast that why are Igbos fighting him for appointing his family members into Imo government, that didn't Tinubu do same; wife senator, daughter Iyaloja, son this, brothers, etc, that its only in Igbo land that they condemn family members being in government.


Adams Oshiomhole also tried to do what he learnt from Tinubu in Edo state.


And yet some selfish, wicked, criminal minded Nigerians want Tinubu to become next Nigeria's President, olamaje, tufiakwa, buru ubanka, aru!!


Tinubu deserve to be in jail serving life sentence for spoiling and negatively influencing Nigerian politicians to turn their States to family business just as he Tinubu turned Lagos state to his family business.


Tinubu will never be Nigeria's President, it won't happen no matter what Yorubas do! A known criminal, a known corruption identity can never rule Nigeria again, Buhari will be the last pretentious looter that will rule Nigeria


Yorubas if u want to have a greater chance of producing the president in 2023, please delete Tinubu from your minds, he is a confirmed corrupt political criminal, he can never be elected outside Yoruba land!


Give us credible men of integrity in Yoruba land like Akinwunmi Adesina, Engr Seyi Makinde, Prof. Osinbajo is manageable, don't give us corrupt political rogues like Tinubu and Fashola kolework!!