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I am 45, so I cannot apply, op is there any way u can help me, I am ready to pay for your help

Pentolution:
Here was what an applicant wrote as his hobby in his résumé.

Source: LinkedIn

The guy will get the job if the head of HR of the company he applied to is one of those old-mama-youngie or modern Nigerian unmarried feminists

Amotolongbo:
The representatives of God in a wedding are the parents of the couple, not anyone called Pastor, priest et al.

No blessing is greater than the parents’ blessings.

God was the father of Adam and blessed them himself, going by your analogy. He didn’t call on any angel to come as his representative to bless them

That man abi boy you quoted is a confused pastor wannabe, I pity his prospective members

Johnsown1:
It is not all about writing this epistle bro. Just go and collect ur phone forcefully chikina

No girl can try such nonsense with me anyway, mere look at me or my personality won't allow her dare such cos if by mistake devil enter her and she tries it, I must collect it. I can even arrest her parents and family members in a framed up allegation of robbery and lock them up in Police cell for weeks and still collect my phone or car or any gift.



Girls only do that nonsense to broke boys, its a pity sha, let her try it with some guys, she won't live to use the phone self


Remember some men are armed robbers, kidnappers, ritualists, assassins, drug barons, smugglers, etc....u think every man is like u


Girls de take risk sha

goodysb:
Hello Everyone, I met this girl about a month ago (same day her phone got missing) and we started talking etc...

She usually calls me every morning, afternoon and night (and I would call her back too) using her senior sister's phone... I would get her anything she wants, treated her well.... We would talk and I noticed how she was behaving and thought she'd be straight with me, so I told her I would get her the phone by month end...

Not that I couldn't get her the phone the next day but I just purposely delayed it (3 weeks) and when month end came I added extra week to see how she reacts and then I got her the phone but since I got her the phone she just changed and stopped doing all she used to do, I noticed and played along to see where she's heading to...

It's more than a week since I got her the phone and I noticed she hasn't changed... I thought about giving her a second chance and then she did something that annoyed me. I sent a very angry voice note and some messages but she didn't reply for about a day and I thought of it and noticed she was playing a game, so I said I would play along too...

So I acted dumb and called her to apologize that I said what I said out of anger (To me I really mean it) and explained to her that I listened to the notes and didn't find it interesting (I never did), so what I am doing now is I want to get what I gave her back because noticed a very big change and again because she might be telling her friends that I don chop this guy (which I don't like hearing), so after our argument, I already predicted that she'd want to ask me for something after two days and truly she asked me this morning for money to buy slippers of 4k... I didn't want to show any signs that I am aware of what she's doing.. so I told her.. let's be looking sha (which means I will get it)...

So I planned to play along and take her out of our environment to somewhere that's calm, so I would then collect the phone back from her and give her her sim card.

P.s. I predicted it might play out like this but wanted to test her to see... Could have gotten her an iPhone.

I would really appreciate you guys input �

Apply your style, and if it fails please organize boys and make sure u collect the phone back from the foolish girl!


This is 2020, if u want to do Yahoo Yahoo as a girl, then be ready to be disgraced when caught like a Yahoo Yahoo girl u are!


Pls don't ever let that girl go free or send me her number and I will contact people that will make sure the phone is collected back from her if she is in Lagos, Abuja or PH.


Don't listen to anybody talking nonsense. You can only collect money or gift from broke poor boys and go free, go and try it with men doing bad bad things to make money and watch your life deleted from this earth without trace.


If u don't like a guy blank him, don't collect or accept any gift from him!!

stanliwise:
First thing first, you gave her the phone as a gift, let it be, the most immature thing you can do is for you to collect it back.

She owes you nothing for buying her a phone and don’t expect she behaves like the way you wanted.

Next time don’t act angry if she misbehaves, it only shows your immaturity and high level of frustration. If a girl finds out their actions frustrates you then you are done for. Act angry only when she is trying to play with your intelligence or don’t keep to what she promised or when she does something physical to you. Other games of silent and not answering calls shouldn’t make you act angry even if you are truely angry. If e too pain just simply state it to her in a calm tone once and leave it.

She asked you for something and the worst reply you gave her in this context is that let’s see. I call it timid. Simply tell her you don’t have the money or you can‘t get it now and don’t promise her any date. Giving a girl is your decision and purely your decision don’t let anyone push you.

Now she has the guts to ask you for phones and slippers, mirror same energy and guts and ask her exactly what you want, if you want a relationship, be bold and brazen. Ask her! If she don’t want to agree to your terms then fine you too act lackadaisical to her own terms too.

Stop feeling low and ashamed your are been played, if she is telling her friends what you think then let it be. Once bitten twice shy.

From now stop putting her only in your basket, be open minded and seek any other female available.

Please give her just the same attention she gives you. If she start showing 40% readiness, then you too 40%. Just ensure you sometimes take the lead in doing thing and wait for her to reciprocate before another one.

Please please leave the phone for her. Next time she does something obviously wrong, I mean obviously wrong which doesn’t warrant a physical reaction just jejely call her and tell her without any show of anger in your face. Then forget it. Only in cases where issues are severe you should act angrily. E.g she cheat on you or lie to you or steal from you or implicate you. Aside this moment don’t act angrily in front of a girl it gives her a sense of Unnecessary importance And shows your frustration.

Next time don’t ever give people something in-expectation that they would behave nicely, the best moment to give someone a gift is when you realized they need it, either because you noticed it or they inform you about it. At all cost avoid giving people things that are not necessary especially when it come to a girl that thinks you admire her. And your giving should be based on your own agreement not out of persuasion.

Girl are complicated

I am sorry to say that you are writing theory and you don't have sense at all



The op should apply his style and collect the phone back from the stupid girl or even arrange boys to collect it from her, she cannot do any damn thing!!



My friend have collected a car he bought for a lady whose father is a lawyer and she too was a law school student and heavens didn't fall, this is Nigeria not sissy countries like UK!!



If I buy a girl a car and she starts to misbehave thinking she has chop me mugu, I will go any length to collect the car back from her and if she dares nonsense I can even mud her forever and she will be deleted from this earth, u dont play with every guy....she can cheat, she can break up with me but she cannot take my money or something worth cash and go free, oh yeah

Johnsown1:
You better respect yourself and look for another girl before you land yourself in the police sell. I think from your write-up you showed her that you have money and you looked rich to her.

and what's the crime in looking or being a rich guy


Its foolish girls that treat rich guys like maga and fall in love with broke Playboys in the name of acting smart or trying to re-invent love, they always regret later in life when they end up marrying one broke ass nigga that can't even feed them twice a day, such girls always end like that or de get impregnated by one useless boy in the street who denies them and move on to other chicks

Texti65:
Bro..
Like you said invite her over and collect your phone, use force if possible.

She's already seeing you like "maga ".


Guys, don't show love to Nigerian girls, they are evil and heartless.
Treat them like thrash and they. will love you more
I'm taking from experience.

As harsh as this may sound, it is the painful truth.


Majority if not all Nigerian ladies are ingrates, very ungrateful and what have you.


They prefer guys who treat them like thrash to the guys that treat them with love and care.

If you check very well the idiot of a guy the girl will be trying so hard to impress will be one foolish no future ambition dreadlocks guy that only fvck her like a donkey she is



Being a Playboy or having some traits of a Playboy pays as a guy in Nigeria if not girls will do you shege but if u are a Playboy in Nigeria, u will enjoy lots of women

TransflectTP:
What Diezani was during Jonathan's tenure is exactly what this woman has become under Buhari. Only God knows how much this woman has looted from the government. Abacha and Diezani cases might be child play compared to this woman own.

The woman's appointment is the juiciest appointment, sharing money ministry without any existing database.


You can claim you shared money and relief to 40 million Nigerians, who can dispute it let the person bring the database of Nigerians.


I envy the woman walai

chiddyok:
Dear woman, you will never be submissive enough for a man you earn more than. You will either resent his headship on empty pocket or he will resent you and make life hell for you. Even if you submit your salary on both knees he will wonder why you got paid on time if you aren’t sleeping with your boss. To avoid stories that touch, until the day men can carry pregnancy, please let them till the ground and be the head. If you want to go far, marry a man who wants to go further. If you want to earn millions, look for a man who wants to earn double. Don’t let them fool you, there’s nothing like a submissive husband.

we tell them de no hear, you tell them dem no hear, but you know say them no de telli person, telli person, my sister eh, telli person oh ....


Na so Phyno tell Hushpuppi but him no hear, now see where him de


Some ladies want to form boss lady, some want to reinvent love and prove to people that don't even care about them that they don't fall for a guy that have money, so when they see rich or financially buoyant guys they just blank them or turn him down just to prove to people that don't care that she doesn't fall for a mans money and then she go and fall for one no future ambition idiot of a guy just to prove to people that don't also care that she loves to grow with her man, isorai

Why will a well to do man sleep with his house help in the first place

That's too low, what happened to super classy chicks outside na

Adunny07:
Please I just really need someone to talk to about this and I will like your candid advise..

So since my older sister got married I always come to her house and spend few weeks or months and go back. Al·through my university days, whenever school is not in session I always come down here to spend time with her and her husband.

Truth be told the husband is a very nice man and has helped me always financially, anytime I come here once my sister welcomes me the first day like this, from the second day she leaves all her house chores for me, I mean everything and she just relaxes. At times I get really tired and don't even feel like doing those chores but because most times when I come visiting she is heavy ( pregnant) so most times I just help her...

Thing is my sister doesn't appreciate all my effort, most times she complains self its the hubby that tells her that I am hardworking and at least she should give me credit for all I do.

Now the reason why am writing this is because am done with service (NYSC) and as it is its like I have to stay in her house because the state where she stays has more job opportunities compared to where our parents live... She stays in Abuja...I have been down with malaria for few days now and I have been on treatment, just because I can't do certain house chores because am not too strong my sis started complaining saying I can't be living in her house and be waking up whenever i like... Mind you I was always the first that wakes up when I wasn't sick, in fact I will wash the dishes, sweep, mop daily, cook food, bath her children and all those things.

The only thing she does is to bath her youngest baby, but now because for these few days she has been doing those work I do daily she is already saying she can't tolerate me sleeping and not waking up on time.

My question is this, does she have the right to be so angry at me because she is doing her house chores? I feel its her house and so she doing her house chores herself shouldn't be a problem since am not too strong to help her do it. She herself just sweep and doesn't mop, but she expects me to sweep and mop everyday.

Should i just go back to my parents house and get a job there? Me renting my own house is not an option because am a lady and am just 22...

Please i need you guys advice, what can I do?

What your sister is doing is a normal thing majority of Nigerian ladies do once they are married.....and I can bet with you that you will do just same once you get married.


The truth is, it seems some kind of evil spirit of selfishness, wickedness and inconsiderateness do jump into Nigerian ladies once they marry.


If not that their husbands are usually the ones footing the family bills, Nigerian ladies will be fighting their husbands for not doing house chores before they wake up.....and that is why I pity guys who married ladies footing most of the family's bills or sharing it 50-50 because their respect for the man is usually very low.


So my advice is, endure until you secure the job you came for.....it is a normal thing with all Nigerian ladies, except very few inconsequential number of them that are a bit different......the rest are like that and you op will also be like your sister once you marry and start to maltreat every family member, maid, house help, domestic staff and any other person below you financially/economically.


So just as peak milk usually advertise, wickedness/selfishness is in you Nigerian ladies, so deal with it.


I am glad she is your blood sister, so bear it because who she is now is who you will become in future once you marry

Eh yaah, it is well

IamPlato:
Bro Very Man Got Their Specs. If I Date A Girl Who Is Below Average, I Swear It Is Because She Has Big Ass Or big Boobs All Which I Want To Taste Then Leave, its Purely Lust.


But For The Real Woman I Want, she Must Be Beautiful and I Mean Very Beautiful. If Beauty Doesnt Bother Others, it Bothers The Hell Out Of Me. She Must Be Very Beautiful and I Mean A Girl From 8/10-10/10. Thats The Kind Of Wife I Want...


After Beauty then Intelligence And Other Qualities I Want.


But The Spoiler that Comes With Me By Default Is Mouth Odour And Body Odour. No Matter How Beautiful, if She Has Any Of That she Immediately Becomes Unattractive, I Cant Control That.

if you want a very beautiful woman (9/10) physically like u said, be prepared to overlook some other of her qualities where she would score 0


In areas like:

- good manners & respect: most attractive ladies are mannerless and disrespectful because they get too many toasters it makes their head swell, hope u can condone marrying a disrespectful wife

- good cooking skills: most extremely attractive ladies like u want are bad cooks....because they are always focused on looking hot, they rarely learn to cook and when they do, they burn it or add too much salt or cook it undone our of impatience to go back to watching movie or chatting online or reading Mills & Boom novel


I am speaking from experience as a guy that dated ladies of 8/10, 9/10, 10/10 in looks


Industrious:- if you want a very attractive Lady as a wife, u must delete industrious from your list cos most of them are lazy, lousy, love easy life want already made world where they go to only enjoy and showoff, are u ready for that, and do u also have the money to provide that fantasy life she fantasizes about as she watches on TV or read on novels


Prayerful:- if you want to marry an extremely beautiful lady like u wish, be ready to marry a worldly lady who only love parties, glam life, instagramming, shopping and hanging out, are u ready for that



All these observations are coming from a guy who dated such extremely beautiful ladies u are wishing to marry, egungun be careful before you enter road because na express u de go oh.


Op is very correct, unless u are a showbiz celebrity looking for showoff wife, my brother look very well. Though there are extremely beautiful girls with great personality but they are very rare and u can only find them among the born rich ones not the ones that were born poor or in average families and u can only meet them from school or during childhood.


Cheers

Mart1994:
Toks, i both agree and disagree with your opinion on this.

You're right to an extent, but not entirely. To an extent, it all boils down to individuality.

I have seen very ugly ladies that have very repulsive attitude. Many. Arrogance, Negative Nancies, Bad mouth, insultive, loud, promiscuous, and the likes.

On the flip side, I have seen very beautiful ladies that are the direct opposite of the negatives above.

It doesn't really matter how you look, its the type of person you choose to be that matters.

I don't have a say in the bedroom aspect brah

Have little to no experience in that area.

There are ladies who easily gets carried away by the attention they get from men. The smart ones are wise enough to know that thier beauty isn't the only thing that matters. The foolish ones cash in on this to get what they want from men, due to bad friends and choice.

But then, I have also observed that most ladies who tend to put too much emphasis, care more about, and weaponize thier beauty during thier prime years live to regret thier actions much later. Some are lucky enough not to, probably because they have someone really praying for them somewhere, or something like that.

These sets of ladies are very empty most at times, with little or nothing to offer to a man.

The one's that take thier time to self develop themselves, thereby choosing to ignore all the attention and praises they get bout thier beauty gets seriously acquainted faster.


Nough said.

whenever issues like this is raised, you should know by default that they are talking about the majority.

Of course in every rule there will always be an exception, the op is talking about majority of averagely beautiful ladies not all.


Majority of extremely beautiful ladies have repulsive character, mannerless and rude, maybe due to too many male toasters chasing them they then develop ill manner out of pride of being often chased by all class of men.


Toks2008 is very correct, 100% correct

Toks2008:
The outward beauty of a woman is measured by the degree to which it is aesthetically pleasing or beautiful in terms of sexual attractiveness or desirability. However, every lady is relatively attractive in a very unique way but there is no denying the fact that whilst some ladies are conspicuously attractive, some are just average in standard outward beauty assessment...

Nevertheless, I strongly believe that there are huge benefits for ladies with average physical beauty cos in most cases...

1. Most guys prefer to marry them.

2. They are more emotionally and physically available.

3. They give their men peace of mind cos they are naturally submissive and loyal.

4. Academically they are mostly at the top of their game and rarely get tangled in sex for grades since lecturers don't find them too attractive.

5. One fact no one can dispute is that they make it better in life cos they work extra hard with their brains...little wonder why most of the great achievers are of average beauty.

6. They are more productive cos they don't slay on social media or offline and are less prone to depression over lack of likes over their pics or display of nudity.

7. They usually have very good character and other great qualities the very attractive ladies lack...

8. Cheaper to maintain cos they don't get obsessed with trying to outlook other ladies in looks or spend foolishly on cosmetic enhancement...

9. They have very high self-esteem and confidence in themselves cos they don't have the pressure or fear over their beauty fading away...they have come to understand that "Lookism" is essentially the same as racism or sexism and nothing to do with reality at all So they care less what people think or say about how they look.

10. They are very good in the bedroom act. Whilst most very attractive ladies can be very boring in bed because they don't want to be roughly handled, the ladies with average physical beauty care less and would throw all caution to the wind ... I guess it is a way of making up for not being too hot and this is why many men find them sexually irresistible.

Do you agree with these?

N.B : This is a fun thread so no spoilers biko.

Too much sense will not keeeel you oh, kowai walai you get am por this wan yowa kaji kwo

For those that don't know, Jowizaza is richer than E-Money and E-money respects him a lot.

Yes he came from a rich family, all thanks to his industrious father, but you hardly see him flaunt wealth anyhow or hear him make noise but he is the son of one of the richest men in Nigeria on low key while DJ Cupid and co keep disturbing the whole cyber space.....its good to give your kids good upbringing, just take a look at Halima Dangote; very reserved....Jowi....Davido's half brothers, Mike Adenuga's sons.....Arthur Eze kids, and lots more

As a guy, take it or leave it, financial success is the number 1 key to improving your level of attraction and reducing the number of your rejection, guys in whatever you do, try get money but not illegally because ill gotten wealth have wings and usually fly away so fast.


Take your time and build a sustainable source of income, it is possible, all you need to do is be consistent in whatever business or handwork you venture it, master it.....become a master in that business or craft and turn yourself to a solution provider that people will always run to for help, and gradually with time steady income will start flowing in and your level of confidence, appearance, personality will increase tremendously and you will start to become every lady's dream man such that any lady you eventually approach will be shocked with overjoy to be your girl or your sex-mate or even fling, oh yeah



But if you spend your time as a guy looking for ways to become the most handsome guy and wasting your scarce resources on grooming things to look good in order to attract women, you will end up miserable.....only teenage girls who don't know what lay ahead of them will be falling for your fine boy looks because all they want at that age is attention and fronting for dating a fine boy.....but no classy lady will ever give you face as a broke handsome guy, worst comes to worst you will end up as a gigolo serving fat, old grannies

All the politicians currently ruling Nigeria now, from:

Buhari - coupist cum suspected terrorist sponsor and sympathizer
Tinubu - ex drug baron, wire fraudster
Oshiomhole - certificate forger, mass looter
etc,

are all rogues with different hanging corruption, terrorism, murder, certificate forgery, wire fraud, etc case. That is why Buhari cannot challenge them because they also have his dirty files in their palms, failed nation led by rogues and terrorists

thesicilian:
At times it's not safe to drive yourself if you have so much on your mind.
Besides having a driver is not always a status symbol, sometimes it's just a matter of convenience for very busy people.

standing ovation

edo3:
A case of omo ina la n ran sina.. Yoruba ronu oo!! I was a victim of injustice so i know what am saying.. If na northern general,, I swear nothing for happen..

when Igbos talk or raise alarm about things like this, you Yorubas will call them names, shame them and ridicule them online and offline thinking u are smart, now is gradually getting to your doors, more to come

Flakkygees:
He should have gone with Lingard na, nice one

Arjen Robben ought to have followed him too

TheFacelessMan:
Yes, I passed through this city on a mission to Marrakech.

It was an action-filled evening.

I love the city of Marrakech.


Must visit Casablanca before 2021 ends. Shame on Corona

Patrick my brother, you have lots of work to do oh, this your new sempe need serious dieting and feeding, she just look like she escaped from war torn Yemen where hunger is trending

InfernoNig:
Tommy is big

A very big turnoff, pukes

Kasalalinda is a confused boy, a psychiatric patient that escaped his hospital ward with a fellow patients Android phone, so expect more mills & boom stories from the he-she

Clint02:
All this their audio titles sef.
Which one be Nigeria bulk electricity?, wetin bulk dey find for there..ehn?,Buhari wetin sef??

majamajic:
I still wonder how some one shy to toast a girl , in fact toasting is my hobby , I do it for fun .
Toasting a girl inside a group of girls is not cool , but if u want to, first start playing with the ugliest among them , then u can switch to the one u like.
Instead of u to run for that girl , u for go ask her ' pls I want join a group in this church, pls recommend for me a group ,
Whatever answer she gave u , say thanks and go . Then perfect everything next Sunday
Church toasting is very easy , try salon toasting

LAFMAOOOOO

Notyamate:
I hope you get the attention you are looking for

Na her pussy and boobs go hear am, she never know boiz.....even the mod pushing all her attention threads to fp, I am suspecting he's about to chop or he has chopped and trying to keep to terms till next prey jumps into his cage abi trap, Naija boiz eh

PrecioussB:
I am young and beautiful but when it comes to dating maybe because of some failed relationships, I rather stay on my own.

I remember even on valentine's day since i had broken up with my bf, i just decided to chill by myself. Ealking to the store, met some guys you know how they toast now, telling me why a beautiful girl like me is not on a date? and i jokingly replied i have one or just joke along.

Now I'm thinking, i might be wasting my beauty and youth because i have not been dating for long, have the zeal and will but don't have the strength.

Shouldn't I enjoy all those things now before I start looking old? My last relationship really exhausted me.

That Mod that is eyeing you, until he chops your something, he won't stop pushing every of your bullshyyyt thread to the fp




And for you calling yourself young and beautiful, kontinu......boys go make you realize how ugly you are.....don't go and face your studies or business.....your mates are making huge impact in business world now oh.....stay there and be waiting for lala

seangy4konji:
You see why they say look before you leap...

Most of them just wear nice clothes ,tight jeans that show shape and top that show nice breast...check inside their bag...

Only transport fare and make up kit deh there..

Majority of them you see outside...

that toto is their office..worst part of it is that their old men and woman struggled to put them to university and all but while there?na soso sex sex aand collecct from men to spend on frivolous things and it has stuck in their head while the toto has suffered..u self substract 400-120.answercalculate salary??what remain after buying petrol for generator for a month?not food ooo...

you should be ashamed of yourself...not your family...na only diffeent sex styles them know...


Sane men that has little coins and looks good will understand this...before you talk to mahoerity of them now...it is what will you offer me..money?likeprostitution is the thing but if a man does such he will be killed...they even go to the extent of buying and selling charms that will entrap men to pay for their frivolous lifestyle openly like jaruma and ko but let me set up show now and start advertising charms that will get women to do mens bidding...the whole internet would go gaga...why is it sane for ladies to be wearing charms like blue eye on waist,ankles,nose ring,ear rig just to attract men and do juju but men cant do to charm women and render them useless also just as they render some men useless for their families and friends>>>?

which of your useless brothers hosted this nigga when he came to collect your hand in marriage??even if na 2 bottle hennessy and two bottle vueve clicclot and some coke and ice set up a table for his inlaw friends,,,

Ogun go kill you and your family there.

Na mostly broke, visionless guys de marry without proper thinking.....once they see anything in tight jeans trouser and macroni abi spaghetti top with dangling boobs and buttocks, piam they don see their wife, piam they don start wine carrying, piam marriage don start, no questions, no investigation of the family she came from, no thinking about their future.....they just allow their useless dick to dictate for them, and this is why we have so many poor families in Nigeria and the rat race continues as the poverty is transferred from generation to generation