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Education › Re: Nigerian Man Shares How He Went From Having A 3rd Class From UI To A First Class by Hypnotise: 4:16am On Jul 23, 2020
jesmond3945:
Congrats but UK education is worthless. You basically do everything yourself and you are not bombarded with courses like it is in Nigeria. Ask an elect elect in UK what is strength of materials, he doesn't know jack while his Naija counterpart even knows welding technology. If not our leaders are looting us in cohort with Britain, we for don enter developed nation teh teh
UK education is worthless and Nigeria education is worthy right? Please ask yourself what are the rankings of a UK and Nigerian institution globally.
Celebrities › Re: Lady Regrets After Finding Out Bbnaija Laycon Is The Guy In Her DM Since 2016 by Hypnotise: 2:07pm On Jul 21, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
She's got Pretty Lips,

Her Lips'll Look More Pretty On My Dick.
obiekunie2:
i honestly dont know why i totally agree with u - especially if she should use it on mine.
Una 2 no serious.
Travel › Re: Sanwo-olu Approves Bus Fare Increase By 46 Per Cent by Hypnotise: 1:52pm On Jul 21, 2020
Mr Governor, u dey fvck up.
Education › Re: Big Brother Naija And Big Sister Naija by Hypnotise: 9:28pm On Jul 20, 2020
Talking in the rubbish.
TV/Movies › Re: My Experience At Big Brother Naija Audition Last Year by Hypnotise:
This big brother of a thing ehn, e no dey allow people think. Some people are even addicted.
Op. they can't choose you nau. Who you? Where you from?
This is Nigeria. Everything is connection.

Romance › Re: See Finish; Share Your "See Finish" Moments And Stories by Hypnotise:
One bad see finish I can vividly remember happened way back in my early university days. I don already scope this fine babe say my papa na politician for abuja. Normal she go foh, she chop am (ajebutter), but what led to the see finish was that we had an argument.
I was still naive then and didn't want to let her go so she said in order for her to forgive me, I should "kneel down" and apologize to her. Mumu me kneel down and even had the effontry to ask have you forgiven me now? Ladies and gentlemen, it was at that particular moment that the see finish started.
That incidence thought me a lesson. Aswear, è go hard small before anybody see me finish again.
Romance › Re: 10 Million Naira Or This, Which Will You Choose? (Pics) by Hypnotise:
This girl can't get you 10M but 10M can get you more than ten girls like her.
Crime › Re: Marijuana: Ilorin Youths Protest High Cost by Hypnotise: 9:39pm On Jul 19, 2020
Everybody has equal right to protest.
Romance › Re: Meet Porn Actor Who Is Still A Virgin by Hypnotise: 10:43pm On Jul 18, 2020
Mccchheeeewwwwwwww
Romance › Re: Native Doctor Enters Bet9ja Shop With Charms by Hypnotise: 10:24pm On Jul 18, 2020
Alishuis:
Haha jazz no dey exist
Juju and jazz do exist.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Masters Holder Working As Factory Worker In Pure Water Company by Hypnotise: 9:28pm On Jul 18, 2020
Herdamorlar:
This is not what I pray for but it is happening to me right now, I just reach my house now from the pure water company which give me the offer to come and start work on Monday with #15,000 salary. I am fed up and tired of walking around the street of Ibadan looking for job and begging for money from my friends and family before I can eat. Does it means that I wasted all my life time and my parent's money for this so called education without good job?

My problem is that if I start this job I will not be able to look out for any other job again because I will be in the company from 8am-6pm daily or I should just continue with my job search?

If you have any job openings in Ibadan or you see any poster of genuine job opening around Oluyole, Elebu, New garage area. Pls let me know
I will suggest you get a small laptop and a printer and do typing and printing business. A whole bundle of about 500 A4 papers costs around #1,500. If you print on 1, its #50. #50 x500=25,000. It's cool money.
Crime › Re: Lady Paid N230k For Iphone 11 But Received Fake Android Version With Play Store by Hypnotise: 2:26pm On Jul 18, 2020
Olabode971:
Why would I want to be duped; when I can navigate my way to the right place to buy the right stuff, with my hard earn cash and not FLIP MY CASH FOR SCUMBAG FLIPPERS TO CATCH..

grin
I've learnt in life not to make jest of other people's misfortunes. The right place may be wrong after all
Technology Market › Re: How To Get A Very Good Laptop For 15k by Hypnotise: 8:22am On Jul 18, 2020
The title says 15k and now you're saying price is 110k - Very Negotiable. Dishonesty.
Crime › Re: Lady Paid N230k For Iphone 11 But Received Fake Android Version With Play Store by Hypnotise: 8:14am On Jul 18, 2020
Olabode971:
What did she expecthuh?

I want to trend,I want to trend...Now; Awoof don run belle..

Use your money wisely; invest and earn in short time; Na lie...They won't listen.
You may want to buy an expensive product that means so much to you one day

Would you like to be duped?
Crime › Re: How Ex-pa, Tyrese Haspil Killed Gokada Founder [PHOTOS] by Hypnotise: 7:58am On Jul 18, 2020
Useless guy. No contribution to humanity yet you ended the life of someone that was making a change. cry
Crime › Re: Man Shoots Friend In Anambra Over N1,000 Debt by Hypnotise: 7:53am On Jul 18, 2020
Wickedness in high places
Politics › Re: Children Of Nigerian Politicians Boarding Presidential Plane by Hypnotise: 7:50am On Jul 18, 2020
Sai baba get plenty format nau.
Celebrities › Re: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by Hypnotise: 7:06am On Jul 18, 2020
cruzydal:
I hate it when I see hear people say this . What of naeto c ,LAX that have rich parents ? Bnaira did music for long with all his money did he blow ? I watched a video of one Malaysian based big boy . He shot the music video in Southy , London and Lagos , popped drinks , rented private Jet and Boat yes I can’t even remember his name . Wizkid is talented yes but Davido got better knowledge of music business . That’s why he easily makes hits . Not trying to compare but see how StarBoy S (Spotless ,Ceeza milli and Terri )are looking broke and hungry . Whereas DMW (Mayorkun , peruzzi , Dremo ,etc)are buying houses and cars upandan
I can sense a tone of sentimentality.
Is Davido's father not wealthy? He can easily tap into the resourses plus hop on the private jet.
Fact is fact.
I'm not trying to rubbish davido. I enjoy his music.
Romance › Re: Will Money Stop Nonsense? by Hypnotise: 6:57pm On Jul 17, 2020
With money, your nonsense will be highly welcomed.
Politics › Re: Primate Ayodele Releases New Prophecy, Predicts Doom For Akeredolu, Buratai, Pla by Hypnotise: 4:53pm On Jul 17, 2020
Why are they always seeing bad things about to happen. Corana virus, dem no see am.
Romance › Re: My Experience Living With An Average Nigerian Girl. by Hypnotise: 4:49pm On Jul 17, 2020
Why the pause? Ok I've press play.
Romance › Re: Why Are Like 80% Of Nigerian Girls So Useless? by Hypnotise: 4:26pm On Jul 17, 2020
Icyjayz:
Reason why I stopped dating them and got a foreign girl, the most is that they have nothing to offer except their virgina and most of them feels you own them something because you are having sex with them, I don't really understand. the broke ones are the worst jeez! I pray no sane guy encounter any of them.
You hit the nail on the head. Some of them turn their chacha into an office for general services.
Romance › Re: Saw This On Twitter, Some Girls Are Wicked by Hypnotise: 3:51pm On Jul 17, 2020
squash47:
all these mumu relationship talks sef
As in ehnn. Silly status
Celebrities › Re: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by Hypnotise:
Wizkid has always been the better of both musicians. If you doubt that ask yourself, will OBO be where he is without his father's money and his squard writing songs for him?

Btw, OBO P.J chilling with his goons is on another level.

Modified: I can sense a tone of sentimentality from a lot of people

Is Davido's father not wealthy? Or is he from a struggling family?

Does Davido not hire writers?

Fact is Fact.

I'm not trying to rubbish davido. I really enjoy his music. Risky is my ringtone.
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Wizkid You Wont See On His Social Media by Hypnotise: 7:51am On Jul 17, 2020
Poverty vanity back then.
Romance › Re: Why You Are Still Single by Hypnotise: 1:24pm On Jul 16, 2020
I'm single because I'm not ready to be double. Btw, this how's ain't loyal.
Romance › Re: She Has A Kid But Hid It From Me by Hypnotise: 5:25am On Jul 16, 2020
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Anuoluwa1234:
Ask yourself, what is the motive behind the friend of hers telling u that huh.
Like seriously, you and her friend are that close huh, That is serious!!!.
Ask yourself, why will the friend tell you, if he/ she doesn't HV a personal motive undecided undecided...

Believe me, this same friend that revealed her big secret will do more worse, just watch out undecided undecided, time will tell..., Shay bi u no wan get sense ni,, u will get by force...100%%%..

I hate nonsense angry angry, mummy's boy undecided undecided
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