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CareerRe: Why This Discrimination Between B.Sc & HND? by IAH(f): 4:18pm On Jul 04, 2005
@dominobaby, good point!
RomanceRe: Romance Without Finance? by IAH(f): 4:10pm On Jul 04, 2005
For the fire of my love to burn well well, it needs money to fuel it.
Jokes EtcRe: Your Favorite Chain Letters by IAH(f): 4:05pm On Jul 04, 2005
For me, it has to be this one:
This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in a while.

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at
Scrabble.

(Wait till you see the last one)!


DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
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SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange
the letters: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
Nairaland GeneralRe: Desola in da House! by IAH(f): 4:00pm On Jul 04, 2005
Hi Dessy, you're welcome and...I love your name! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Old Are You? by IAH(f): 3:48pm On Jul 04, 2005
I have finally found my age-mate.
Shockreaction, what date and month were you born cos we need to know the real senior!
RomanceRe: I Want a Man [not edited] by IAH(f): 3:22pm On Jul 04, 2005
It's so sad you can't take a joke! I was actually complimenting your blog but since you took it the other way, it's all good.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Saying "Sorry" by IAH(f): 5:39pm On Jul 02, 2005
SORRY - I love hearing that word.
SORRY - I hate saying that word.
Forum GamesRe: "I Know You" Forum Game by IAH(f): 5:33pm On Jul 02, 2005
Hehehehe! You know what actually happened? I thought she posted her picture somewhere on this forum so I went searching all the possible posts and when I didn't find it, I stormed here to ask if I'm missing anything. You know I'm eager to see TayoT! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Old Are You? by IAH(f): 4:07pm On Jul 02, 2005
I'm older than hot-angel. grin
WebmastersNigerian Webmasters' Association? by IAH(op): 3:59pm On Jul 02, 2005
My friend wants to know if there is any association or body for webmasters/web developers in Nigeria. Please give us a link to their website.
RomanceRe: I Want a Man [not edited] by IAH(f): 2:01pm On Jul 02, 2005
Nerdy geek or Geeky nerd, I don't know which one to call you after checking out your blog. shocked You must have typed up to 5 million words to make up that blog!!! Ewu!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Editing Posts by IAH(f): 1:29pm On Jul 02, 2005
Seun:
The only way we can sustain this manual method of moderatio and editing is to apoint new moderators.
Oh well...looks like you don't edit your own posts!!! angry
IslamGod and Allah: Are they the same? by IAH(op): 8:23pm On Jul 01, 2005
I'm sure everyone must have asked this question before and I'm not willing to start a religious conflict on here but a healthy debate.
Allah - I mean the unseen being Muslims worship
God - I mean the unseen being Christians worship
Are they the same?
huh
@Admin, if you feel this might lead to any quarrel, please delete it.
RomanceRe: Can you Date your Ex-Lover's Brother or Sister? by IAH(f): 8:14pm On Jul 01, 2005
That's totally absurd.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Editing Posts by IAH(f): 8:10pm On Jul 01, 2005
You could edit posts for typographical and grammatical errors. But when you over-edit some posts, you kill the fun and a guest might not really have a blast browsing through this forum. You don't need to make it too stiff and formal. Hey! It's a forum for expressing our opinions and minds "AS IS". Even great writers like Wole Soyinka, Chinua Achebe, Shakespeare injected bits of "informalities" just to make the readers go with the flow.
I am actually referring to my post where "waaaaaaaaaay" became "way". Trying to stress the word shows exactly how MUCH more I mean and it does not make it hard for a reader to decipher, does it? Anyway.... cool
FashionRe: Pictures - Let's move the photo thingy here by IAH(op): 4:58pm On Jul 01, 2005
Seun: Since I am yet to meet anyone this beautiful, it is logical to conclude that Tayotina has set herself up for a fall wink.
Excuse me, Mr Seun...I hope you don't mean that.  You've never seen anyone as beautiful as that girl in the pic?  Then you must be living around real wowo girls.  I've seen loads of girls that are way more beautiful than that girl.  She ain't even striking!  I won't be surprised if Tayotina is prettier than her.
RomanceRe: Wooing (Toasting) a Lady by IAH(f): 3:27pm On Jul 01, 2005
legry:
File is not attaching pic is not pasting I think my pic does not want to be posted viera how did you go about yours
@legry, I think the file is too large, try to reduce the size and post it for hungry eyes like mine to feed on. rolleyes
Forum GamesRe: "I Know You" Forum Game by IAH(f): 3:23pm On Jul 01, 2005
LOL! grin
RomanceRe: True Love: What is it? by IAH(f): 3:21pm On Jul 01, 2005
True Love exists...in movies, novels and in YOUR DREAMS.
There is no imperfection in True Love.
All human beings are imperfect...
therefore, all human beings are not capable of feeling true love.
Only God, the perfect being is capable.

Anyone that professes true love for me should give himself up for torture, shame, beating and crucifixion all because of ME. Then I would agree that true love exists among mankind.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Favorite Nairaland Discussion by IAH(f): 3:12pm On Jul 01, 2005
It has to be the one on virgins and non-virgins. I've forgotten the title and NO, I can't check.
FashionRe: Pictures - Let's move the photo thingy here by IAH(op): 3:10pm On Jul 01, 2005
Seun:
Perhaps IAH feels she didn't deserve the commendation?  Sorry o, I take it back.
Haha, na joke now!
FamilyRe: If Your Newlywed Husband is Impotent by IAH(f): 3:06pm On Jul 01, 2005
It is VERY possible. There are people who make a decision to stay chaste all their lives. Yes, we have such people. Mother Theresa was a virgin till she died, Pope John Paul and many other priests and nuns and even people who are neither priests nor nuns are doing without sex. It is POSSIBLE to live without sex till you die. (But not for ME sha)
FamilyRe: Domesticating Nigerian Men by IAH(f): 1:58pm On Jul 01, 2005
I don't mind doing all the house-chores and cooking but hell will break loose if I go on a long trip and I come back to meet the house dirty and no food for me to eat. I will do all the work when I'm around and well but he MUST do everything when I'm away, ill or pregnant. If not [I]katakata go burst[/I].
RomanceRe: To Know if your Boyfriend/Girlfriend is in Love with You by IAH(f): 1:50pm On Jul 01, 2005
If you really want to know whether he/she is in love or not, jilt him/her and see if he/she will come begging.




WARNING: IAH's advice is dangerous to health.
FamilyRe: If Your Newlywed Husband is Impotent by IAH(f): 1:43pm On Jul 01, 2005
tayotina:
hot-angel, sure you would adopt kids and at the same time indulge in extra-marital affairs. Take it or leave it.  You can't tell me you intend living for 30, 40, 50 years without having sex because your husband is impotent.  You would surely satisfy yourself else where.

So it's better to know before getting married so you don't destroy your home.
It is very possible for her not to have sex. We still have men and women of God who never married and therefore, did not have sex till they died. Sex is not unavoidable (though it's unavoidable for me as an individual grin).
FamilyRe: Housewife or Working Woman? by IAH(f): 1:32pm On Jul 01, 2005
I guess I was dozing...I went to check the "Housewife" button!!! Tufiakpa!!! God forbid bad thing o. My husband and I will either run a successful family business or I will have my own 8-2 business. It's not good to be a housewife oooooooo. All your Papa's money and sweat and all your own hardwork don waste! Chei!!!
Forum GamesRe: "I Know You" Forum Game by IAH(f): 1:26pm On Jul 01, 2005
jogego:
I know you Tayotina.

Nice wonderful fun loving being. Seen her picture and she's cute as hell. Always a pleasure to chat with you. You come accross as someone who has a firm idea of where she is headed and I know you is definitely going to get there.
Ha! Where did you see her picture? Somebody tell me what I am missing now b4 I tear this forum into pieces!!! angry
RomanceRe: Wooing (Toasting) a Lady by IAH(f): 1:18pm On Jun 30, 2005
Next picture?
FashionRe: Pictures - Let's move the photo thingy here by IAH(op): 12:59pm On Jun 30, 2005
Seun:
IAH,

Be patient with the administrator.

Seun.
In other words, mo n be! I am an Oya and I'm related to Oyakhilome. cry
RomanceRe: Wooing (Toasting) a Lady by IAH(f): 12:54pm On Jun 30, 2005
Hmmm, Pinky is not bad at all. grin
WebmastersRe: Website Design Critique by IAH(f): 12:51pm On Jun 30, 2005
Seun:
Shockreaction,

Why do you have ads on a business website?  Are you intending to offer your web design services to people for free?

Seun.
What's wrong with having ads on a business website? Most biz websites have it...at least, it'll pay for hosting costs. cool
@shockreaction, make it simple and plain but professional and blue-chip looking like Microsoft, AOL, Adobe, etc. websites.
CelebritiesRe: Most Beautiful Nigerian Actress/Actresses by IAH(f): 12:45pm On Jun 30, 2005
What's Stephanie Okereke doing on that list??
Not in any order...
Stella Damasus
Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde
Genevieve Nnaji
Chioma Chukwuka
Liz Benson

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