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Travel / Re: 10 Most Urbanized States In Nigeria - Ovoko.com by iambuba(m): 11:17pm On Nov 16, 2016
hello,...Abia for real? were did u place Kano and Enugu,Owerri? this list aint tight
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by iambuba(m): 2:28pm On Oct 05, 2016
I cant wait to see one body again oo,plus Abel and German Dose...make the news be true sha
Fashion / Re: How I Easily Got Pink Lips (photos) by iambuba(m): 1:17am On Feb 11, 2016
if pink lips can get me laid...what happens to ££££££....$$$$...€€€€€€?
Sports / Re: Chisom Chikatara: Super Eagles Striker,from Kolanut To Stardom by iambuba(m): 11:11pm On Jan 28, 2016
we call him Sunpe back in umuahia,when I served there
Celebrities / Re: Davido Throws Money At Lagos Airport & The Scramble For It Is Real by iambuba(m): 1:33am On Jan 12, 2016
HARD ANALYSIS:

Divide your SALARY by 30 days and see what you get (i.e. the number of days in a month and see the funny thing about your salary plan).

For example,
(1) An average level-12 worker in the state government civil service earns NGN 60,000.
**** And this translates to NGN 60,000÷30= NGN 2,000 every day. This is LESS THAN the amount made daily by an AVERAGE HAWKER in the city.

(2) A freshly EMPLOYED GRADUATE BANKER in most NIGERIAN BANKS earns an average of NGN120,000 monthly.
***So everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30= NGN4,000 as the daily value for your work-life. By implication, this is LESS THAN the amount earned DAILY by an AVERAGE DRIVER in d city and in some villages.....

(3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE EMPLOYEE in some oil companies, you earn an average of NGN300,000 monthly. So in a day your WORK-VALUE is NGN300,000 ÷ 30= NGN10,000
**** This is LESS THAN the daily amount earned by an IRRIGATION FARMER supplying vegetables to Lagos MARKETS, a TIPPER CAR DRIVER supplying sand for three BLOCK INDUSTRIES and CONSTRUCTION SITES just 3 times a day and DRIVERS of DANGOTE TRUCKS who have bought off the trucks at scrap value and are using them to convey products between villages and the cities for just five business owners.

--------->>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS SINKING IN, RIGHT?

And when there is an ISSUE in the FAMILY that requires FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, the DRIVERS, HAWKERS and the rest are looking up to you with a WHITE COLLAR JOB.

(4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON'T need to be told that:
*****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN 660 is your worth on a daily basis.
I hope you know that PURE WATER SELLERS who own a shop, a pepper soup joint and a small TOYOTA COROLLA car to distribute pure water to five restaurants earn MORE THAN you & WHEEL-BARROW PUSHERS working on contract for three warehouses probably make MORE MONEY than you EACH DAY

............
Wake up and be more productive. We should be more proactive, create room for more income and strive to diversify our streams of income.

The earlier you wake up and smell the coffee, the better for you......

Someone right now will say this analysis is too ideal to be true but take your time and do it, you will grasp the crux!!!

STOP waiting for the Government to feed you, feed yourself and help the Government feed others. That is where we are in this age....
DO have an Entrepreneurial mind ahead!!!
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NYSC / Re: BREAKING: Corpers Are To Report To Their LG For Headcount Nationwide by iambuba(m): 7:41pm On Aug 22, 2015
Lol..see ghost corpers oo,thank God I was counted...Abia kopa...

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Education / Re: My Name Is OR My Names Are,which Is Grammatically Correct? by iambuba(m): 7:56pm On Jul 04, 2015
my name is,is grammatically correct,no matter how long your name is,it still seen as one name,reffering to one person...
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Capable Of Leading Nigeria - Edwin Clark by iambuba(m): 12:04am On Jun 04, 2015
finally....anyway cant blame the old man...he was supporting who he thought was best for him...its politics wink
Politics / Re: Patience Never Wanted Jonathan In Politics – Alamieyeseigha by iambuba(m): 10:45pm On May 31, 2015
it seemed to me,she enjoyed the front pages morethan he did...so much for not wanting him in politics...u neva know the sweetness of power until you taste it.
Politics / Re: My Life Threatened For Doing The Best For My Country – Diezani Alison-madueke by iambuba(m): 10:37pm On May 31, 2015
left to me,this confessions would have been from your prison cell... undecided
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Former President Jonathan's Exit (see Tweets) by iambuba(m): 12:16am On May 30, 2015
I would appreciate it more if you will allow PMB to settle down to work...Thank you GEJ...you can now rest in Otuoke...you chapter is closed... undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Buhari First Blunder Why I Oppose Relocation Of Military Command-ifeduba by iambuba(m): 12:02am On May 30, 2015
it seems you want to teach the General military job right? stop comparing Nigeria to the U.S...if you want insurgency to end,let the General do his job sir....its too early to start looking for faults in his administration sir
Politics / Re: Presidential Inauguration Dinner Live On NTA by iambuba(m): 11:47pm On May 28, 2015
well,the day has finally arrived,i hope Nigerians get the kind of government they have cried for all these years...
Religion / Re: Why Deeper Life Turned Down Jonathan’s Request To Visit Church During Campaign by iambuba(m): 11:45pm On May 28, 2015
its high time our politicians see places of worship as sacred,not to go and perpetuate their political ambitions.....
Politics / Re: INEC Declares Ikpeazu Winner Of Abia Governorship Election by iambuba(m): 9:19am On Apr 26, 2015
I really feel for Abians, the hardship continues for them. Can't wait to finish serving and leave the state sad
Politics / Re: INEC Holds Supplementary Elections On Saturday In Imo, Taraba & Abia by iambuba(m): 10:29am On Apr 25, 2015
APC faces the greatest huddle in Taraba,in Abia,only rigging can guarantee PDP victory, Imo,well let's see,but Rochas is almost there already.

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Politics / Re: Forecast: Why These Seven People Could Be Nigeria’s Next Ministers by iambuba(m): 10:22am On Apr 25, 2015
And so the change has just began
Politics / Re: Abia Governorship Election Result Stalemated by iambuba(m): 12:01am On Apr 13, 2015
Cant dis ppl stop being desperados?
Politics / Re: Adamawa - Nuhu Ribadu [PDP], Concedes Defeat, Releases Concession Statement by iambuba(m): 9:37pm On Apr 12, 2015
Please has anyone seen one lanky police officer by name Ribadu??.....I guess he was swept by APC's broom...lolz
Politics / Re: [picture] Buhari And GEJ Dress Up In Military Attire To Salute Nigerians by iambuba(m): 9:56am On Feb 24, 2015
Who give GEJ khaki wear?

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Politics / Re: Lagos Court Frees Babalakin Over N4.7bn Fraud by iambuba(m): 6:56am On Feb 24, 2015
The. Court is an independent institution,what do u xpect. Fashola to do?
Romance / Re: How Did You Spend Your Valentine's Day? by iambuba(m): 2:30pm On Feb 15, 2015
VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........92%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........56%.
(4) Husband caught cheating .......57%.
(5) Condom sold ........17m.
(6) Fast food sales ........95m.
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes,
prisoners/ cells, beggars/ destitute .........2%.
( Joint & Cool Spot sales.....68m.
(9) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631. (10)
Boys in hospital over Love.........397,506
(11) Girls arrested for fighting over
Boys.......33,876.
(12) Boys arrested for fighting over
Girls.......66,405.
(13) Wives beating husbands in public.......804.
(14) Husbands beating wives in
public...........1,209.
(15) Exchange of boxers for IPHONE6/
BRACKBERRY/ Money For Brazillan
Hair.......4m.
(16) Divorce......557.
(17) Pregnancy .........39,572.
(18) Number of switched off phones
sofar......9m .
(19) Number of deactivated account ..... 6M
(20) Members of No Girlfriend Association of
Nigeria (NGAN) be like, "thank God none of these
happen to me"...happy Sunday @Iam_Buba

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