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Education › Re: Anambra University Lecturer Gives Free Textbooks To Students by iamclime(m): 10:08pm On Mar 25, 2019

I remember Professor Linus Osuagwu (of LASU Marketing fame), now of AUN, giving us the best students in his course Entrepreneurship Development autographed copies of his textbook in final year 2007. I cherish the book till this day. He also mentored some of us in learning the rudiments of data analysis using SPSS. I'm still earning from that knowledge till now.
There are lecturers who love their profession and the students they teach/mentor.
And there are those who are just frustrated about everything. The latter are more abundant in our tertiary education system. May God help us.

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Education › Re: Nigerian Cadets Punished For Sleeping In Class by iamclime(m): 10:34am On Mar 25, 2019

mosho2good:
I love this Story, ��

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He could not control his curiosity and asked,

"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?�"

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."

*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....*��

The story continues....�

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.

He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........."��

*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*��

Story continues....

Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

Story continues...

After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

Story continues....

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.

She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!*��

Story continues....

On getting home, his car was gone.��

A note was pasted on the door

"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something".��

Damn... He left with the house key too.

��
*Moral: Don't try to control your husband!*
You will always lose ��

Don't laugh alone.

Nice one! A nice plot twist too! I'm saving this.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please Who Receive These Invite From Dataville Research Limited, Abuja. by iamclime(m): 9:24pm On Mar 21, 2019

I participated last year and added real value to myself. Note though, that this is not a job. It's an opportunity to learn more about international development (what NGOs/INGOs do) and position yourselves for future opportunities in that area. It's a part-funded internship, so be prepared to pay your own part of the funding. And be ready to be committed to participating fully in the group discussions, assignments, etc. Just make sure that you have read ALL the requirements and instructions and you're okay with them before proceeding. Nuff said. Peace!

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Is Recruiting 2019!: GT And Experienced by iamclime(m): 1:39pm On Mar 21, 2019

If you're using a laptop, get Picasa software. It's used for photo editing. You can easily resize your photo to meet the requirements

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Susdevi Is Likely A Scam by iamclime(m): 10:23pm On Mar 19, 2019

biggal:
Having checked all abtbthem my brothers and sisters don't argue just find way to unfollow,report and block them in all the social media handles you are following. Both Lami Pamaren is nothing but scam using Nigerian youth unemployment plight to scam us.
Do quick before he restrategise.

He keep on post pining close of application. No genuine thing on the page that befits an international stuff. Hes only interested in getting followers in all the social media tats why he said the more social platforms you are the better chances you have.
Na our fellow nairaland member tat is hustling for social media followers.
Act fast before you risk loosing your important info.

I wouldn't categorically call it a scam. But I sense some red flags in a recruitment process that mandates candidates to follow several social media platforms before proceeding with their applications. I even raised the issue with Lami Pamaren (maybe on FB or LI, can't remember). But he/she never replied to my concerns and questions. Something is not adding with this SUSDEVI thing. I pulled out of the recruitment a long time ago. Best wishes to all who are hoping in it.

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Travel › Re: Herbert Macaulay Road, Yaba Has Pedestrian Bridges That Nobody Uses by iamclime(m): 10:00pm On Mar 19, 2019

Not all citizens are the same. I still used one of those bridges last week. It may look convenient to flow with the crowd, but we should decide to be refreshingly different.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Fon, Bariba, Anago And Zarma Native Translators Needed. by iamclime(m): 7:50am On Mar 15, 2019

gsk4reality:
Which language do you handle?

All the ones I mentioned in my post.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Entry Level Job For A Fresh Graduate by iamclime(m): 5:54pm On Mar 13, 2019

Noted.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iamclime(m): 11:36am On Mar 13, 2019

I think it is legit. I got the info from an insider around 1a.m that the recruitment starts today. Best wishes to all.

Politics › Re: "I Cannot Thank You Enough For Being My Pillar Of Support" - Sanwo-olu To Wife by iamclime(m): 11:15am On Mar 12, 2019

Spar7tan:
The woman resemble mojoyin Ola.

And who is Mojoyin ola?

Health › Re: I Tested Positive To Hepatitis C by iamclime(m): 8:34pm On Mar 11, 2019

Hepatitis B and Hepatitis C (HBV and HCV) are viral diseases. In fact, Hepatitis C kills more people in Nigeria than HIV/AIDS. It's often called the Silent Killer because of the apparent lack of awareness of it's causes and effects among the general population.
However, it's treatable (at least, the viral load can be greatly reduced) with proper medication. You will need to make drastic changes to your lifestyle, health management, diet, etc. You will have to be VERY strict with the treatment regimen.
Please go to a teaching/reference hospital. Private medical facilities will take all your money.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Does Anyone Here Know Hiresine? by iamclime(op): 11:51am On Mar 11, 2019

Does anyone here have any dealings with hiresine? Or are you a Freelancer/Writer/Proofreader on hiresine? What has been your experience so far?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Professional Reseach Project Writers Needed On Projectmaterial.net by iamclime(m): 7:44am On Mar 10, 2019

ProjectTopics1:
You can contact us to take our writer's deal

Alright. Will look into it.

Education › Re: 10 Most Influential Books Of All Time by iamclime(m): 11:19pm On Mar 09, 2019

No book beats the Holy Bible; that's an immutable fact! The most widely translated, distributed and read book in all history. Its counsel ALWAYS works for the right-hearted, the humble and diligent.
And the Complete Works of Shakespeare is a nice read too.
Well done, Op.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Three Well Rounded Writers Needed by iamclime(m): 10:56am On Mar 08, 2019

Nice one. I'll send you a mail later in the evening. I'm interested in this, especially academic writing. Peace

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Cook Needed Urgently by iamclime(m): 11:48am On Mar 05, 2019

Location ?

Politics › Re: What's The Electricity Situation In Your Area Like? by iamclime(m): 6:35pm On Mar 04, 2019

kechywillz:
Na for midnight we dey see light for my area,dem go bring am 11:30 or 12 am to 4:30 am, as dem off am,na till mid night u go see am,na so e dey be every day

Mowo/Ikoga/Badagry area? This is exactly what we get here! And we ain't got jack for over 3 days now. Na generator/power bank sure pass.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Writers Needed (it's A Work From Home Opportunity) by iamclime(m): 5:03pm On Mar 04, 2019

Done.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Closed by iamclime(m): 3:37pm On Mar 04, 2019

NUJABEZ:
Thanks for all your responses! I am reviewing all the applications and will follow with more information in the next few days for the shortlisted candidates. I will also send an update to everyone who applied by 03.March.19.

No longer accepting applications. This thread will also not be updated after this post.

Greetings, NUJABEZ! Today is March 4th. Any updates? Many thanks.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Solidarites International Job Recruitment (4 Positions) by iamclime(m): 3:27pm On Mar 04, 2019

J0nyb0y:
meanwhile,
...........

USA Used Dell Latitude E6440 Laptop
Core i5-4310M

CPU@2.70GHz
500GB HDD,
16GB RAM
Backlit keyboard
Comes with Original Dell Charger
4-5 hours battery life guaranteed...

Price: 120k Negotiable
Contact in sig

Location: Ikeja and Ikorodu.

Add some pictures to help your ministry. grin

Education › Re: Arẹmu Anuoluwapọ Adeọla Creates Yoruba Scrabble Game, The First Of Its Kind by iamclime(m): 4:56pm On Mar 01, 2019

Where can I get this? Scrabble is my favorite game.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Professional Reseach Project Writers Needed On Projectmaterial.net by iamclime(m): 2:07pm On Feb 28, 2019

Talk to me. I handle research up to PhD level, especially in Social/Management Sciences, Education, etc. See my signature.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thesis Report Writing Gig by iamclime(m): 11:03am On Feb 28, 2019

You can use my contacts in my signature to reach me. We'll take it from there.

Travel › Re: Which Country Can I Relocate To With 6million by iamclime(m): 3:35pm On Feb 27, 2019

Hadampson:
@dejol88

Firstly, any country that you want to go, don't use agents or send anybody money, especially on this forum. That 6 million naira don enter their brain. Na to use conning ways to extort some money from you if not all.

Secondly, if i were you, i would look for one peaceful African country and establish business in the country. 6 million naira is a chicken change if you want to go to the USA. Some African countries have favorable conditions for business. Example is Rwanda

But if you want to go to first world country, i would suggest you choose either Germany, Canada, Australia or New Zealand.

Best input so far, in my humble opinion. Rwanda has been dancing in my subconscious for some time now. The dance intensified when a friend who returned from S.A told me about his conversation with a Nigerian scholar in Rwanda onboard his RwandAir flight back to Nigeria. We just need a system that works. Where we can have good roads/transport system, electricity and ease of doing business. I'm tired of paying for what I do not consume!
Bros, it's not all about Canada, U.S or Europe. There are nice places in Africa, especially if you like a quiet life devoid of the mad rush of Nigerian cities.
#Shalom

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Closed by iamclime(m): 8:53am On Feb 27, 2019

NUJABEZ:
That's awesome to hear. Please, fill out the form so that we can get to know a little about you.

Done.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Closed by iamclime(m): 8:31am On Feb 27, 2019

I can do all the above minus the SEO and Graphics design part (still trying to learn that soon). I am really interested in virtual/telecommuting jobs. I have the system and power requirements. What say you?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I NEED A JOB PLEASE by iamclime(m): 9:41pm On Feb 26, 2019

It's sad, really. But just keep pushing; you'll soon smile. For a start, try to update your CV whenever applying for jobs. Remember to adapt the CV to fit the job requirements, without telling lies or claiming what you're not. And ensure you meet job requirements before applying. Applicant Tracking Systems (ATS) are being used by many organisations to filter candidates these days. Read up on what it does and how it works.

Whatever the case, your time will come soon! Keep smiling!

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Career › Re: Why You Must Learn Digital Marketing by iamclime(m): 5:18pm On Feb 26, 2019

Lazyreporta:
For 2 days

5hours each day instead of 2hours per day

No need breaking or teaching you in weeks when you can learn in two days..

We will only provide 1 month mentorship for you for a week

I'll look into this. I'll WhatsApp you.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Ghostwriter Needed by iamclime(m): 9:32pm On Feb 23, 2019

I'm available. Number in my signature.

Politics › Re: LASEMA Rescue Unit (LRU): See The “Superheroes” In Action (PHOTOS) by iamclime(m): 5:39pm On Feb 21, 2019

Okoyeebo:
Rara, na Iyana Mortuary

En-en, Totoro Sokori ni.

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Politics › Re: LASEMA Rescue Unit (LRU): See The “Superheroes” In Action (PHOTOS) by iamclime(m): 4:51pm On Feb 21, 2019

Okoyeebo:
Lafenwa ko, Brewery ni.

Brewery ko, Sapon ni

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