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Thanks for sharing!

UncleJudax:
Enter bus wey de go Ghana. After Lomé, enter okada, na just 15 minutes

Aflao is shorter and cheaper. From Ojuelegba, enter night journey go Aflao, from there you go see motor wey dey go Iseyin. From Iseyin last bus stop, take Keke Marwa to Saskatchewan. You don reach Canada be that. Greet Mufu for me when you reach. E dey sell buns and dodo near the park.

ghettochild4u:
We all know this things boils down to money....
I would rather invest that money first...
Set up a food business ( amala section, ewa aganyin, plantain,yam, akara section) to run 24hrs a day n set up close to a place like a cinema or a club or mall..
After 1 year I can move to Canada in short I go just go do vacation there n return to my business

Sense will not kill you! I like your entrepreneurial mindset.

Letshego?

Sojicool:
U in Yorubaland: The Economic Backbone of Nigeria

Being a Lecture Delivered By
Adeyinka Grandson
President of the Young Yoruba for Freedom (YYF)
On the 30 December 2018
London, England
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The revenue of the Federal Government of Nigeria comes from the following seven major sources:

1. Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC)

2. The Nigeria Customs Service (NCS)

3. The Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS). The taxes collected by FIRS include:

Corporate Income Tax
Education Tax
Information Technology Tax
Pension Contributions
Industrial Training Fund Contributions
National Housing Fund Contributions
Employees Compensation Scheme

Petroleum Profit Tax
Capital Gains Tax
Withholding Tax
Value Added Tax (VAT)
Stamp Duty
Luxury Tax

4. The Nigeria Ports Authority (NPA)

5. The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)

6. The Nigeria Maritime Administration and Safety Agency (NIMASA)

7. The Nigeria Liquefied Natural Gas (NLNG)

There are other minor sources of revenue for the Federal Government of Nigeria like Solid minerals, court fees and fines.
_________________________________________

1. Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation collects royalties, rents and penalties on oil products.

Annually, NNPC generates on the norm, about N3 trillion.

This information I'm giving is the fact: According to the NNPC records, Akwa-Ibom, Delta, Rivers, Bayelsa and Cross Rivers states produced 89% of all the crude oil in Nigeria.

Ondo and Edo states produced 10%.

Imo and Abia states produced less than 1% and Anambra state produced absolutely nothing.

This signifies that the South-South region contributes 80% of the NNPC earnings.

The Yoruba nation, including Ondo State plus Itsekiri, contributes the remaining 20% of the NNPC's earnings.

There is nothing significantly coming from the Igboland in terms of oil revenue.

There is no single contribution to the NNPC earnings from the:

Middle Belt's North-Central,
Hausa/Fulani's North-West
Kanuri's North-East.

But these three regions of the North, get the lion’s share from the NNPC earning.
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2. The Nigeria Customs Service (NCS), collects import and excise duties levied on cost, insurance and freight.

Yearly, the NCS generates on the average N2 trillion.

According to the Nigerian Bureau of Statistic with the agreement of the Nigeria Customs Service, the 11 Customs Command areas in Yorubaland generated 90% of the NCS revenue every year.

The Customs Commands across Yorubaland, include:

Apapa Command;
Tin-Can Command;
Lagos Airport Command;
Kirikiri Command;
Seme Command;
Tin-Can II Command;
Lagos Industrial Command;
Ogun Command;
Oyo/Osun Command;
Ondo/Ekiti Command;
Kwara/Kogi Command.

South-South region contributes the 5% of the NCS revenue.

There is no substantial contribution to the Nigeria Custom Service earnings from the:

South-East,
North-Central,
North-West
North-East.

But, in terms of revenue sharing, the three regions of the North combined together, get the lion’s share from the Nigeria Customs Service earning.
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3. The Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS), collects and administers taxes on behalf of the Federal Government.

Each year, the FIRS generates on the average, N8 trillion from:

Corporate Income Tax
Education Tax
Information Technology Tax
Pension Contributions
Industrial Training Fund Contributions
National Housing Fund Contributions
Employees Compensation Scheme

Petroleum Profit Tax
Capital Gains Tax
Withholding Tax
Value Added Tax (VAT)
Stamp Duty
Luxury Tax

According to the Nigerian Bureau of Statistic, 80% of the FIRS revenue comes from the Yorubaland.

The North, including the North-West, North-Central and North-East, contributes only 12% of the FIRS revenue.

The South-South (excluding the Itshekiri area), and the South-East, together, contribute the remaining 8%.

Here is how the Yorubaland generates 80% of t

Can I have the full copy of this report? I need it for research purposes. Thanks

You can go for LFT (Liver Function Test), HBV, HCV tests to know your status and the status of your liver. If left untreated, HBV can lead to hepatocelular carcinoma. I know at least 3 persons who have died of this. Be safe; avoid reckless lifestyles; go for tests; spread the message.

What exactly will the sales personnel be marketing? Please elucidate.

A nice one! I hope independent teachers (those not affiliated with a particular school) can also attend. I want to recommend for someone.

Simple answer: Not necessarily.

Reminds me of my flight with Firstnation Airline (do they still exist?) in 2011. Not a good story to tell. If you no get liver, make you no bother travel by air for Naija oo. You have to lock up sey anyhow wey e want be, make e be.

[quote author=ozzenon post=74373524]*VACANCY!!!*

A multinational Real company situated in Egbeda Lagos is inviting candidates for the following post :-

What is a multinational REAL company? Is it real estate? And where in Egbeda is it located? Please elucidate

iHart:
Depression, that's what will kill most of this women celebrities who don't want to settle down. Now you are at the top of your world but soon everything will begin to fade away. At some point you begin to feel too much desperation to get married and by then its too late. Look at Linda. You know, when you begin to get old, you begin to ask yourself, who am I, what do I have, what have I achieved, who will take care of me at old age, who am I responsible to etc? As you are getting old, your friends are getting old too and everyone begins to find their way. Loneliness sets in, no child, no husband, no friend, just you and you alone. Things that use to get you busy begins to fade away, depression comes and next its suicide!!!

Gloomy prognostications these are! Mental pabulum for those who care to listen.

Mizwisdom:
Go to Badagry

Now you're talking!

An erudite scholar is gone! I will always remember meeting Professor Oluwole at a forum over a decade ago and listening to her postulate the concept of Serial Polygamy. She will be greatly missed by LASU and UNILAG. So long, scholar!

I have read this on LinkedIn.

zenith4biz:
We are pencil in the hand of the creator

OMG, my belle want burst with laff for here! You're correct though.
Back to the topic, being touchy-feely is not the main essence of courtship. Tell him how you feel and why you feel so. At the same time, appropriate displays of affection (holding hands, putting arms around the shoulder, etc) should be mutually accepted/acceptable in courtship when the relationship is making steady progress and marriage is on the horizon. Best wishes.

Who else noticed that the fingers (claws) of the lady in the second picture look like the pincers of a crab?

According to my contacts, there is nothing coming from NNPC for now.

NwaAmaikpe:




You can't have it all.
Simi is a great singer with an awful dress sense.

But since her profession is singing, then she is good.

This should be one of the most balanced views you have expressed so far. I agree with this analysis

If this story is true (I take stories on social media with a pinch of salt), then I can understand the groom and the mother's reactions. It's a self-centered world, with people caring little about how others feel (even close family members) as long as they get what they want. The bride is only interested in having a "perfect" wedding. She has no fellow feelings for her sister. But where is the love? Whatever happened to compassion? Where is the sense of empathy? I'm speechless!

Nothing special here. I have supervised exams under similar or more stringent conditions in public tertiary institutions in Lagos State.

I'm in. Let's see how it goes. Thanks for the opportunity.

Lyoncrescent:
The truth is this. Education is made up of three levels: primary, secondary and tertiary and of the three the worst is the public primary schools then the public secondary schools. It's amazing that even ASUU staff cannot send their children to public primary schools but can send their children to public universities. That's an inverted system. The government should intervene and properly fund the primary and secondary school system first . In Lagos , no one in the middle class or even lower class can send their children to public primary schools cos of the rot. Even most federal government colleges are living on past glory. Imagine in an ideal situation where I give birth to two children and I don't have to pay a Kobo in school fees from primary to secondary because the public schools are quality and standard compared to the current situation where I pay 300 thousand naira per year in a private primary school cos the public ones are rubbish only for the child to get to Unilag and be paying 30 thousand per year . Government should first of all fund heavily the primary and secondary before ASUU even says a word . Any parent that doesn't pay school fees for 12 years of primary and secondary school due to high quality of the public schools can be made to pay a premium for tertiary education not the other way around. I don't know any country in the world where public tertiary education is given a higher priority than quality public primary and secondary education. Every child needs primary and secondary to succeed. You don't necessarily need tertiary education especially University education to succeed in life .

These are the words of someone who really understands the system. I quite agree with you.

Give me the Mercedes Benz G65 AMG. You can keep the rest. I love the symmetry, simple look yet powerful specs. And of course, who doesn't like to be lifted...I will keep John Legend's "Get Lifted" and Lighthouse Family's "Lifted" on replay while cruising in it.
What! Who woke me up? Dreams do come true.

Really?

[quote author=Jaradz post=72395926]Rasons?[/quote
Low cost of living, reasonable amount of power supply (I like working from home, online), relative security (although cult boys are disturbing the peace of Ikot Ekpene these days), relatively good roads, and away from the hustle and bustle of larger cities

Meanwhile, who is that guy wearing dark glasses inside the house?[/quote]Dude has conjunctivitis (Apollo). I have confirmed from the high places.

Expensive2000:
Ordinary Ikeja to Oshodi bus stop. Small
speed, You'll be shouting 'Easy oh, No kill
us oh, Driver small small na.. But during
sex, your bf will be dragging you on the
floor and even hit your head on the wall.
You'll be screaming kill me baby, take my
soul, show no mercy,destroy me

Dude, are you a'ight? This got me laughing like crazy!

Akpu Aja and akpu okpanda (whatever those mean) were my favorite slangs in 07/08 back then in KD. Been a while I watched his movies though. Funny man!

anochuko01:
mummy...nice dimples

And nice dentition too, with a perfect gap and a warm smile. Wonderschön!

So, NGOs are also politically minded? Thought they were supposed to maintain neutrality? Just asking.