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 Romance › Re: 'Beach Babes' From The 1900s And Their Acceptable Swimming Outfits(Photos). by IamLEGEND1: 6:42am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Just imagine. Just goes to show you how far we've fallen all in the name of freedom and advancement. Decency is now out of fashion. The only thing wey dey pain me pass is the fact that some random girl who does nothing but pose in barely-there swimsuits for magazines makes more in a year than most people make in a lifetime. Honestly, there is nothing I desire more than to leave this god-forsaken planet. Our dear alien friends, If you're out there and reading this but for obvious reasons have decided against making contact with the human race,know that I am willing & ready to be your servant.......... Or your lab rat. Dealer's choice. The point is: I'll happily be anything you want me to be as long as you get me off this fuckin wormhole of depression & misery we call a planet. Yours, Mukhtar Ibn AbdulRazaq 77 Likes 3 Shares |
| TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by IamLEGEND1: 6:35am On Aug 05, 2017 |
LethargiQue: You just been low key the whole time. It's been a while. |
| Romance › Re: Which State Or Country Have This Breed Of Yansh by IamLEGEND1: 11:23pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Zita55:Wrong! Shit..... As you so eloquently put it is stored in the rectum which for all intents and purposes is situated in your lower abdominal region. 8 Likes |
| Romance › Re: I Want Him To Be My Friend But He Dont Have Chill(help Out) by IamLEGEND1: 11:14pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
What dafuq did I just read? 1 Like |
| TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by IamLEGEND1: 10:58pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
dennisworld1:Sure say you dey even watch the series with your two eyes? That shot was non-fatal..... Or at least no more than the injury the sons of the harpy inflicted on drogon last season. Even I would survive that ballista if I was shot in the shoulder. So your argument is invalid. The dothraki could have handled the Lannister/yearly army just fine on their own...... But this was meant to be a show of force..... Decimate the entire fuckin army in one fell swoop so would Cersei think twice about fucking_with her next time. And i think it worked. 2 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by IamLEGEND1: 8:31pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Lsofdk:Boss! You know say i got your back. http://toxicunrated. com/new/58972/Downloads/4-toxicwap....... com-.mp4.html just join the rest of the link with the dotcom...... Dazall. |
| Romance › Re: Happy Bday To Myself by IamLEGEND1: 3:20pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Important sturvs fes.
Dog meat and ashawo dey? |
| Romance › Re: We Allowed Lesbians Rule Us Out!! by IamLEGEND1: 3:17pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
derachokolate:Don't tell me you've never performed so well, babe be answering 'yes' to every question you ask: *while hitting it from the back Me: who your daddy? Her: only you Me: who your mama? Her: just you, daddy Me: who Kidnapped them UniMaid & NNPC staff? Her: I did it, daddy....... Na me kidnap them. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Dear Slay Queens by IamLEGEND1: 3:07pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
We can't all be sane people. Gotta leave room for the slayers dem. The self-esteem of so many girls hinges so much on the validation they receive from a bunch of strangers online...... It's really sad. I got no time for vain motherfuckaz In real life but I recognize their place as a necessary evil to satiate the thirsty niggahz. We're all part of a dynamic and extremely delicate social ecosystem. 12 Likes 3 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Domestic Violence: Nigerian Man Breaks His Wife's Head (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 1:26pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
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| Romance › Re: Fantasy Land:if U Are Very Rich,where Would You Marry From? by IamLEGEND1: 1:24pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
I'll get a lab to artificially grow a Colombian/Indian/Armenian/fulani woman for me...... That_shit is gonna be lit. |
| Romance › Re: “I Would Love To Marry A Man Who Likes Sex” — Linda Ikeji. by IamLEGEND1: 9:16am On Aug 04, 2017 |
it's all well and good until he decides to go downtown..... Wizkid knows what I'm talking about. |
| Romance › Re: Would You Spend #18,000 For An Underwear? by IamLEGEND1: 8:36am On Aug 04, 2017 |
came back to find my dog chewing my Gucci socks the other day...... So 18k boxers na small matter. |
| Romance › Re: We Allowed Lesbians Rule Us Out!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:19am On Aug 04, 2017*. Modified: 3:18pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Speak for yourself coz I've had a wildly different experience. Any girl who has ever been so lucky as to log on to the Hennessey_dick has got nothing but praises and worship afterwards. |
| Romance › Re: Expectation Vs. Reality When You Try To Be Romantic by IamLEGEND1: 8:11am On Aug 04, 2017 |
We do romantic_shit too..... Like getting a_blowjob under the rain Eating her out under the moonlight. |
| Romance › Re: Stop Asking A Lady If She Is Single. by IamLEGEND1: 8:09am On Aug 04, 2017 |
life is too short to be circling around one girl like vulture hoping that she'll agree to date you If she get boyfriend, so what? Me i no dey mind. Na to dip my bread inside the tea then find my way. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Of 5 Years Is Getting Married To Another Woman by IamLEGEND1: 5:47am On Aug 04, 2017 |
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| Romance › Re: Photos Of Couple Who Met At Elegushi Beach 6 Years Ago by IamLEGEND1: 8:24pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
So he met the bitch_at a Beach. Morale of thread: stop & introduce yourself to all_bitches you meet at beaches. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: This Is The Change Nigeria Is Looking For; Lady Shares Her Transformation Photos by IamLEGEND1: 7:58pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
So she became fat and got a few sugar daddies to get her nice dresses.... I shall alert the media. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: 37 Years Single Lady Advises Single Ladies by IamLEGEND1: 7:53pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
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| Romance › Re: Can You Give Your Spouse/lover Your ATM Card To Pay Their Bills? by IamLEGEND1: 5:26pm On Aug 03, 2017*. Modified: 6:41am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Say wetin happen? No be naija we dey again......... Our trust issues for this country na from womb e dey follow come. Me na cheque book I get...... Fuck_ATM cards. So forget...... all these people wey say dem fit give ATM just dey yarn dust. |
| Romance › Re: My Search Begins by IamLEGEND1: 5:07pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
INYOMA:I was only trying to point out a few things but you just had to reply with a stupid comment. I'm out, b.
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| Romance › Re: My Search Begins by IamLEGEND1: 4:17pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
INYOMA:you clearly stated your preference for igbo guys and you still came back to complain about someone's supposed igbo accent? Then the other one's eyes were scary and one was light-skinned. Makes you seem indecisive and rigid or unserious. Either of which doesn't look good on you if your intentions were/are genuine. |
| Romance › Re: Every Guy Wants To Have A Taste Of My Pretty Younger Sister, I Need Advice Pls by IamLEGEND1: 12:40pm On Aug 03, 2017*. Modified: 7:45pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
Why e be like say some people no get sense? You dey beat your TEENAGE sister because she dey talk to man? Weren't you a teenager once? Did threats and physical abuse ever faze you? Make you reason am na...... Coz when I been young gan... when you tell me say I no fit do something, na then my stubbornness dey manifest. 30 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Mention The State You Have Being To In Nigeria by IamLEGEND1: 12:34pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
Lagos
Gombe
Delta
Nassarawa
Imo
Bauchi
Kaduna
Plateau
Borno
Oyo
Kwara
Benue
Kogi
Kano
Yobe
Ekiti
Then the FCT. Dazall |
| Romance › Re: My Sisters' Prewedding Photo Shot by IamLEGEND1: 3:50pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
So Neymar dey leave Barca true-true..... Na wa oh. Oh! and make una find and kill the person wey barb the groom hair like that. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: My Search Begins by IamLEGEND1: 3:46pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Martin0: 1 Like
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| Gaming › Re: 10 Toughest/Hardest Video Games Boss Of All Time by IamLEGEND1: 2:51pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Where is the crow witch from castlevania: Lords of shadow?
That bitche gave me sleepless nights. |
| Romance › Re: Ladies Listen!!! by IamLEGEND1: 11:01am On Aug 01, 2017 |
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