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1000WAYS TO DIE:
Episode 199; johnny saw a small black snake and decides to make it a pet. One month later he went to feed the snake, he got to the snake's cage and met it in a static position, thinking it was dead he bent down to check it's pulse, in the speed of lightning the snake bared it grown and matured fangs and bit the mumbo dumbo on the neck, right in the jugular vein, the nickdick fell instantly and passed away... Snaked to glory sucker!

Psychopathy is just such a natural disaster to it's host.

RIP R kelly

When Nigerian girls have that number of boyfriends as an appetizer in the morning

Hot needs cold to simmer down, have u ever heard of a negative+negative work together... In matters of LOVE&affair one of the parties have to be FOOL, so if u are not ready to play the fool and she's not giving u any impression she's ready to play that role I'd kindly advice u to break it off now.

My2cents.

This kind of thing is why I can never value these b*cthes of the egow (cash)... The last time I caught my ex with one guy for the last time, I just didn't cause drama neither did I ask her anything, I just dumped her quietly, stopped calling and move the fvck on with my life.

Did I mention, this is a girl that has repudiated me in the presence of a guy before but I continued with her, would I say I was blind in love or wat

Dabronze:
I would rather hustle make enough money my life than to be a responsible husband.

Especially in this part of the world; Being "western style" romantic/lover-boy to a Nigerian girl make her see u finish and takes u for granted, and when ur mata tire her she jumps to the guy that treats her like trash...

I'd rather dump a girl for real money making.

So in this hassle of a country people are still looking for Mr /Mrs right... misplaced priority

kenzysmith:
My definition of the right person are prostitutes they don't pretend u meet them u crack joke and u bang her that same day and move on no time :-
No hypocrisy
No pretence
No heart break
No fake feelings


People marry to have kids, to fulfill all righteousness, to avoid wetin people go talk my brother no right person anywhere . the only guys that truly find d right persons are the oyibos because they live in a non judgemental sociality

In fact; u've crowned it up... Very well delivered (claps)

Rude awakening; CORRUPTION is a culture in this country... We live and let leave with it.

When it dawned on me that; boy! Look there's no one to break your palm kennels for you so you better take everything in your stride and make something of this shit hole you find yourself...

And then there's something called "The Nigerian girlfriend motivation", e go push u pass hard drugs.

Is he related to the deceased "Abba kyari" of COVID-2020... If so... No second thoughts this country is a family business now

There are two types of people on the cyber space; Those that are there looking for information and knowledge, and those that are there chasing people and clout.

I LOVE U is a word manipulators use on each other to get their own way round them; In reality TRUE LOVE is boring, but greatly and perpetually on the best interest of both parties involved. I'm speaking in parables right ... Now to break it down, love is not about talking on the phone for hours, blowing each other's phones many hours a day, it's beyond all that bullshit. Love is really love when it's in the stage of "Test of time", when ur loyalty, honesty, attention and ability to make sacrifices is put to the test.

"Experience (they say) is the best teacher";
From experience, and I say this vigorously, if u do it just know ur not getting it back, any loan request involving family na "family money"... That's how my elder brother's travel plans got into a rot because he was being "Mr nice guy"

From experience; Everything under the leadership of the womanfolk has a broken leg or a hunch back. However business must move on, it's her late husband's company, I'm sure in the election moments they made things seem fair at least... Don't judge her, if e pain u comot 4 d church PS!

U are about to ri ogbomeh (chop wintch)... Beta go 4 deliverance.

It's better for a girl to be outward, tell u her feelings wether u like it or not, than the conservative; hide shit from u, fvck around and clean up before coming to ur house to finish ur carton of indomie.

If u are looking for real palava try pronouncing this guy's name while eating pepper soup.

There's really no true friendship after a casual relationship breakup let alone 7years of marriage with 3 powerful kids to crown it up.

Mtcheeew! Who are u peepu fooling

So people still doing masters in this appalling climes.
(hands on jaw...deep in thoughts).

NIGERIA; The sovereign democratic BOKOHARAHM state.

FG will not look into serious issues like this... Na tweeter ban na him no fit make all of them sleep 4 night.

Nonsense & 1paint of garri

He would have gone to the church that day if he had foreseen the beating. Muslims don't forgive two times, if u get away the first time just don't come back again. Unless na instant workup u go chop

superstar1:
Nigeria will not back down. We just told your US Canada and UK to their faces.

Just today, France fined Google £190m - US Canada and UK are deaf and dumb! It is only African countries they are always happy to comment on. Idiots

Fvckin ass-leaking APC cow head zombies... All of u tyranny romancers na thunder go faya all of una

Dem say him promise to send dem abroad for further training (SMH)... People should really start reading outside the line and not in between. Chai!

Used mofos

When we are being run by NO-BRAINERS and living deads.

Mtcheeewww!

Our prospective ministers/ house of rep members.
I only wahala 4 those agberows dat has lost one or a dozen teeth to make this attainment possible.

Iwwehhh!
Pure wickedness!
The evil abiding in the heart of the envious is nefarious.

If they like let dem go an sponsor the full EPL, Laliga, and Seria A seasons... Dem no go see Delta state pant.

Rubbish peeepu!!

What treachery... Dem don take food from our mouth, now dem wan take our greatest weapon... memory... God purnish all of u

Blacks you never know what GOD did for you, whites are really urgly up close

Dis one police stations are being raised down everywhere... Let's pray we don't go into anarchy.