₦airaland Forum

kambili999:
This man hasn't tackled the situation we are in already and he is acting all nice to other countries

talk about bambiala wey wan jump fence...
4 pigin talk we go say "u neva sweep ur house finish u wan go dey advice pesin to mop him floor", even bible say "comot d tin wey dey ur eye fest b4 u comot anoda pesin own"

OkuFaba:
If they call all fishes to come out, even CrayFish go come out...


Yeye dey smell

dis wan week my pweek ohh(hands on head)

My stomach is crancking bro
Best comedy of the year 4me

Dayoebe:
sad story.

I wonder how people get erection seeing minor

eee no taya u my broda... It's pure cruelty

Jones4190:
PDP is a fraud.
Multiplier effect of corruption
1. A young man works for one of the state ministries. His salary is 120K. He makes 15,000 everyday on this desk (N75k a week) engaging in corrupt practices. As a result, he spends the daily cash as he cares. Living large and far above his legitimate income.
2. He visits the local joint every evening and buys drinks for friends, and area boys. They hail him. He is married, but has two girlfriends. His "income" is enough to take care of them. The Asun seller at his favorite joint is happy, the joint owner is happy.
3. Everyone was benefiting from his "income". Friends, family, area boys, joint owner, Asun seller, girlfriends, wife and his church. Life was good.
4. Then suddenly the ministry implemented the Treasury Single Account (TSA) at the beginning of PMB administration. His extra "income" disappeared and he had to adjust to the reality of event and live within his real income. That wasn't easy.
5. Initially he reduced his daily visit to the joint to 3 days a week and stopped buying drinks for everyone. He reduced the plates of Asun. The Asun seller started to find it hard to sell a full goat each day and resorted to buying half.
6. The young man's girlfriends started to feel the heat too. No more iPhone 10. The joint owner noticed a drop in sales. The young man finally stopped visiting the joint after a month. The area boys started feeling his absence. The effect cascaded down.
7. The young man started spending more time at home with his wife and kids. The family had to readjust to the reality of the new normal. His hair stylist noticed the young man suddenly stopped tipping. He will even wait for his N200 change after haircut.
8. Things are different. Times are hard, they all cry. The young man is blaming Buhari, his wife is blaming Buhari, the area boys are blaming Buhari, the girlfriends are saying Buhari must go, the joint owner is saying Buhari killed the "economy"
9. The Asun seller is cursing Buhari, the hair stylist is insisting Buhari is too old to rule. This is the story of our nation where corruption fuels the "economy". Those who are not engaging in it are benefiting from it.
10. This tread is not about Buhari's achievement or failure, but rather about the "multiplier" effect of corruption and how we have built a system largely driven by corruption. It's about policy implication (good or bad). It's about the choices we have made.
Finally, the young man had to withdraw his kids from what he called expensive primary school his kids attend. He added:"what are they teaching them there sef " Obasanjo didn't go to a private school. I just laughed .

The truth...

ReluctantAdult:
It's a bit of a medical procedure but trust me, it is reliable and totally on spot.

So you know how a you can tell if a woman isn't a virgin by the lax and penetrable vagina? This is exactly the same but more effective , though in this one it isn't the vagina that's looked at but rather the cervix.

So the cervix is like the opening of the uterus or womb and it is shaped like a perfect circle, originally. By originally I mean in a woman who hasn't given birth or done an abortion. Basically, a cervix that hasn't been tampered with before.

So in a woman who's had a baby or who's had an abortion, the opening of the cervix, or external isn't the perfect circle, rather it is oval in shape or kind of distorted. But you can only look at the opening of a cervix with the use of special tools called speculum.

Okay I'm gonna stop here because I'm high as fvck and I have to sleep it off. Okay you guys that's it. That's how you know....

Okay so all of this sounds like abrakadabra, and then when I'm no surgeon how am I supposed to be cutting girlfriend open to see the cervix ehh! When am not a ritualist... No external signs meaning u can never know period!!!

60years of corruption, bad leadership, recurring failed premises, tribalism, bigotry, nepotism, backwardness, inequality, failed democracy. Are these "Happy" terms NO!... there's no happy independence. the Nigerian flag that symbolizes all she stands for is weeping, the land is bleeding.

ReluctantAdult:


It's easy to know if a woman had an abortion, so strike that point out.

I particularly need an answer to this... How would one know?, what are the signs?

BlackfireX:
1 that you don't have money.

2. That you have not money.

3.that you money not have

4.that money have you not.


5.that you don't have the money.


Add yours

That money have don't you

To have a pet to nurture and watch it grow is fulfilling... When I get my monkey pet I'll name him captain jack sparrow.

Bad road network, poor power supply and failure to maintain social amenities should not be a new news any longer... These are the stories of our lives.

Pls uncle bear it oh, u are a man, its called ups and downs... If u can't bear this small one what about when ur children grow up and misbehave coupled with other responsibilities and storms in marriage, don't even think of taking sniper, u will wake up in the under world flogging ur self by ur self for being a weakling.

I'd only advice u to move out, if its a friend's place or relations, or just get out for quite a long while. Ur dad is a no nonsense (I don't care if u are grown)type, he will continew like that if ur still there.

jomarq:
that was because am foolish, now am ready to learn. teach me please,it took me years to do this just to avoid mistake. yet it happens. I don't like shits. I would have stick to the one I give her myself but I want to be an alpha man without even telling her that it is meeting money.200k in a week time haba,I be dangote?elders help me get out of this embarrassment please, I can't afford to loose my meeting trust.you people should forgive me,I have not done this before.

U broke their trust when u decided to play "abundant husband" with their funds, U don't do that men, U fvcked up big time... Just turn the table around and imagine u in their shoes, how will u take this.

7 good years of his life wasted just like that for nothing... Chai! God pls don't let "akoba adaba" see us.

When a small boy is in love d tin go dey move am, it will be making him to be posting nonsense... I've been there before. Not until boom he comes of age and discovers LOVE is not only about catching emissions.

In sane countries the law is the law, don't pass here is don't pass here be u who, no preferential treatments. Dem manage allow am e still wan carry girlfriend pass. .. Rubbish!

that guy on blue jacket is sure a crocodile eater... See face

BLUELemon:
This baby Croc is what u call huge loo

Go an put ur hand in its mouth, when it bites u u go know weda na baby or not

I know these two, I used to follow the show on a channel on DSTV; Angela the drama jealous queen and Micheal the humble 9ja bad boy from abule wey dey lay low till he hits the jackpot(yankee green card) ,always begging Angela ... Well congratulations bro at last u made it, I guess.

This is what u call legit yahoo... I'm also looking for my own Angela from Yankee . Pls anybody know how I can get in that show

Heyheyhey!!!

merieam16:
U should av posted this earlier before the interview buh its still okay will write one for you

How should he know he would be asked that question

Ur story is not yet complete... U haven't mentioned how many igbo girls u fvcked and how the different types of them tasted i.e yam legged, flat headed, ottu ocha/ottu uji, mgbekes...

My own is I no like over sabi barbers... Mehn always ask me how I want it before u dive into my hair , they will just descend on ur chin n. Mostash n Clare ur beards(i mean that's my face my property back off ) without permission like they've got beef with u having beard and they don't. Nothing keeps me attached to a barbershop like a caring and
Listener barber.

So sad
Just some children unruliness
But then, what kind of reversing that after the senseless boy knew he'd knocked her still continued reversing till he climbed the pavement when he wasn't drunk... Seems very much intentional, then why won't people smell mischief and draw conspiracy theories... People will still continue to speak their minds as they think it If proper address as this is not published.

As for the boys involved in the murder by mistake; senseless ajebo children that will be going about in their parent's car showing off wooing girl and has no respect for the elderly on the pedestrian lane. NUISANCES!.

D native doctor boyboy kuku where nose mask in case higher forces (Coro) jam dem deer

ThiagoKid:
It cannot pass Access bank

Mtcheeew

It is ecobank, see the colour of the gate... Rubbish bank

oloworulz:
This one weak me ooo

Dis won make my preek shrink i Swear... See news oh

rockstarB:
I think it has become more of a cultural thing than the real entitlement itself. Upbringing, society and culture adds to this as well.

Yes

What if this is the plan, what if this is the next step in the "Islamize Nigeria agenda" buhari and his cohorts had from the Onset said, what if the plan is to have their boys saturate the army and easily use it as the ultimate tool

One day u will just wake to see army men kill Christians anyhow and anywhere in the country... Bloody and inescapable JIHAD

Lord have mercy

Poverty .(SMH)

This news is somehow...
How did the whole investigation connect the three parties respectively; the boy is the G-man I get but what part did the girlfriend and mother of the boy Play to be arrested as well with him (the prime suspect). But this boy must have really pulled a "hushpopy" to have been tracked by FBI itself damn!

Oboy God will not help u oh if u've not started helping urself, u even just finished playing before asking for help... Virtual has ruined so many pundits lives no lie, it's GREED that's making people play virtual, u just cannot wait for 90mins NO, u want sharp sharp money without stress or patience of forecasting.. My advice is advice urself and start from this minute to decide whether u'll drop the addiction or let virtual kill ur destiny.. No one or no advice can change ur WILL/WILL DO (mind mentality) it is only u.

One of the 1000ways to die... The family of this black beauty will never forgive that clumsy roommate of hers