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na wa oo!! i just wonder how you keep saying no when your kpata is dripping serious liquid in bed last night.

see you later, T-z. and don't stress too much cos apart from your voice, your body's gonna be doing the chasing away of Beyonce, Ciara et al off the limelight.

2fine, can i touch you like that and make you feel like this in bed last night.

@spokes bros, wetin dey happen in all ur beds every previous night?

who do i see over there?

*washes eyes with Johnnie Walker and dries em with heifer*

T-z my darling, what's cracking in the studio in bed last night?

heyyyyyyyy 2fine, Welcome Back in bed last night. i wasn't crying or feeling bad, just patiently waiting as i usually do. tell me, did you sleep well in bed last night?

everyone went and left me alone, Waiting for blue in bed last night. but guess what? it's always worth it!!

SvS, i'll slap you very soon and you know where it sweet-hurts most in bed last night.



2fine, this is no back-stabbing. how would you feel if i let a guy destroy your heart with the kind of missiles Israel has been launching into Hezbollah just because he's my spokesman?

me and deejah are through cos she smokes too much heifer and flirts whenever i'm away from =N=L. we signed the divorce papers last week and we've shared the kids.

Emma, listen to the 3rd verse of Paul Wall's song, Girl and you'll know why you shouldn't listen to these girls trying to  put sand in our garri in bed last night.

Emma, Let's Get Married and send the tape to debo. if he doesn't commit suicide, he'll live with the pain of losing you. remember, i've been waiting for you guys to break up cos i know debo ain't no good for you.

you're welcome, Emma. hope we can Get Down Like That tonight like we did in bed last night.

heyblue, thanks for making me a Good Man. i felt so Satisfied in bed last night after all those hours of . . . . . . . you know what's up!

*blows a special kiss to Emma*

The Game- Dreams

E-40 ft. T-Pain- U N Dat

Mary J Blige- You Are Everything

Baby Cham- Vitamin S

@2fine
enjoy yourself all weekend, but make u no die of extra. . . . . cos i go chop akara and drink beer untop your head in order for the tears to roll out well.

@spokes
roflmao!!!! maybe as u send pesin wey her name na 2wowo, im look am as insult. u for try send blue. if dat one no work, just look 4 d finest/hunkiest dude for nairaland. he might just have a change of heart after all.

@debo
spokes, longest time. why osewa no wan return our thread to us na? see singles and couples just scattered every where sha!

@2fine
you sure say no bi u bi d person wey i see wit d see-through lingerie in bed last night?

hey 2fine, how bodi? i no gree die ooo!! by the way, did you see the Danfo Driver in bed last night?

Kadeejah:
*this is me ignoring what ive just read*

exactly how did i cheat - in bed last night? i was just saying hi, wuz i posta ignore him?

if you say nothing further happened, i won't argue with you. but i did see the YIM/number exchange in bed last night.

Teezy:
Lmao. bout 69 - in bed last night

hmmm!! *rubs beards softly in silent amazement while my head does the calculation*

so T-z, how did you enjoy the show? you know you were just moving from Side 2 Side in bed last night.

good, T-z. we have to exit "Teezy f. baby Studios" (your bedroom) to a REAL studio and put hit tracks on a cd.

T-z, How Many Licks got you So Sick in bed last night?

Obie Trice ft/ Akon- Snitch

c'mon T-z, we've gotta see some flesh and remember you're not singing gospel music.

lol @otokx. the LORD is my pillar, therefore NOthing can shake me.

that wouldn't be so hard. just come out completely naked since all your naturals are still standing without plastics et al.

*counting imaginary stacks of "IN GOD WE TRUST" notes*

Guerilla Black ft/ Beenie Man- Compton

so who's the in-house person talking? i'm on the fence when it comes to politics.

Nelly- Grillz

lmao!!!! *preparing for the emergence of yet another Queen B in a different dimension*

i just saw that dangerously sexy pic in your profile and right now, i can see Beyonce working harder than her DeJa Vu performance.



Manager IBB

KD, was that you cheating on me with hoodboi in bed last night?

no wahala, T-z. let's start with your stage name. are you going to stick to Teezy?

@otokini

oh boy, to bra? me na proper kalabari man, abonemma to be precise. the Bob-Manuels' are my closest neighbors sef. anything about interim government, go and ask Chief Chukwuemeka Ezeife.