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DarkRebel69:
Meat of the story: "vigorous" does not always translate to "pleasurable".

exactly, i think thats d point people commenting are really missing. The man shuld concentrate in making sex a pleasurable experience for the wife thru passionate touches, kisses and caressing of the erogenous zones rather than punishing her with vigorous thrust that is meaningless and painful.

no need for them to disturb themselves with the formation of coalition, APC as a party has already unseat themselves from power come 2019.

with the level of insecurity in the country and considering how large this cou try is, state police is the way to go.

long over due

a gud one there.

WOCKHARDI:
The North and their military leaders have been the main beneficiaries of Nzeogwu's blunder and Ironsi's Unitary Government mistake. And they keep blaming all the Igbos. Did the Igbos have a meeting to plan the coup of 1966? Never. It was purely a military affair. They removed Ironsi BUT built on his mistake. And here we are.
We must go back to the pre military era with the SIX GEOPOLITICAL ZONES as the federating units. With this, we still have ONE NIGERIA and, believe me, the agitation for Biafra and Niger Delta will cease.
Remember the Aburi Accord? It's time we revisit that document because if it was implemented, there would have been no Biafra! Yes?
We are still under Military rule through the Constitution they imposed on us which favours a section of the country more than the others.
Don't you think that the Quota System is one area that is outrageous and needs serious restructuring? Which progressive countries ever practise such a system which sacrifices MERIT for the sake of the "disadvantaged areas".
When we restructure, we will have the present SIX GEOPOLITICAL ZONES as the federating units --Biafra State, Oduduwa State, SS State ( or whatever they choose to answer), Arewa East , Central and West States as the six federal units.
The greatest achievement of the present National Assembly will be to amend our Constitution to include a REFERENDUM to be attended by these zones as the delegates.
But the problem is : Will the present politicians like the governors and the legislators let go of their 'kingdoms' for the new structure?
Yes they can : If they mean well for the country.
The present foundation/constitution is faulty and lopsided and is already shaking. It's better to pull it down and lay a very solid foundation/constitution where EQUITY and JUSTICE will be the building blocks.

i think i prefer restructuring along state line instead of regional lines. The state should be made to be more autonomous by controlling their resources, create state police and take over some of the federal infrastructure like the federal roads.

when u go to put ur money in fixed deposit, the banks will be offering u a paltry 6% PA while lending out at cut throat interest rates. I think our banking system is also immensely responsible for stifling entrepreneural pursuits in this country. you might have a brilliant business idea, but the cost of funding that idea, would mean that the business will fail before it even kick starts. They r also responsible for fueling a cost push inflation which causes recession in an economy, because of their exorbitant interest rates.

APC giving PDP nightmares since the court ruling. PDP have d momentum now. APC be really afraid cos frm my permutation, PDP is set to dethrone u guys come 2019. APC had a rare opportunity to dethrone PDP, but they have messed up big time, giving PDP a lifeline to launch a come back. No matter who APC fields, nobody is going to be interested but people will be keen on who PDP fields cos that is where nigerians will be hedging their bet.

it seems guys are cool with the idea of their friend dating their ex, but the ladies seem to take it too personal. Ladies and their wahala sha.

he is technically better than lukaku and diego costa. and is the ideal striker u will need against team dat packs the bus, as he is able to seemlessly drop into the number 10 role and bring other players into the game due to his skill set and close control ability in tight spaces dat both lukaku and diego costa lacks. he will be a delight to watch alongside hazard, pedro and possibly fabregas. He is more ideal for the conte style of football which is playing it on the ground with very fast attackers with the freedom to roam. while lukaku is more ideal to mourinho style of football which is to seat deep and hit the ball far and long for the striker to knock it down for others, just like ibrahimovic was doing.

a gud one there

i don't know what the op is talking about. but i logged in without text and wrote my assesment. And on my dash board i saw that my assesment would have expired the following day, if i had not logged in to write the assesment. i would advise u guys to still log in whether u recieve text or not.

cool and mature points. i like the part that says it is better to be respected than to be loved. Thats really true.

menwongo:
If your girlfriend break your heart. Don't bear the heartbreak alone. Call her in the middle of the night tell her, you went to the hospital to check for your HIV status and the result came out positive, ask her why she infected you with the virus and dumped you. Cut the call at the moment, relax one corner, open your window for a fresh air and let your ancestors do the remaining fight for you Good morning

hahahahahahahahahaha. guy u wicked.

ebuclassic18:
pls sir i juz registered today they didn't ask of username

that is okay for now.

Fireson:
MS world is a package under " Graphic design ". You should have selected that!

well i didn't know that was what that stood for. i was thinking of advanced graphic designs

Daddybright1986:
I was struggling with my biology practical when one slay queen asked, "please is earthworm a wild animal" Chai!!! Invigilators has fainted, security officer has fainted too, we are now fainting according to our matric number, ah just dey wait for my turn.

heheheehehheheheh

LionDeLeo:
Exactly bro.

That is another explanation to the simple arithmetic, not even math.

How should the 800 balance he gave to the buyer which was not from his pocket be added to his loss? As clearly narrated, he got the fake 1k split into lower denominations and gave the buyer 800 then pocketed 200.

How can you also add the goods of N200 given to the buyer as loss when the buyer had pocketed his N200?

Dude just getting excited over a newly acquired rusty box of electronic components he prefers to call a laptop.

As you have rightly said, just imagine what a combination of "working" brain and a laptop can come up with.

hehehehehehehheehe. chai guy u bad mouth die

biosepeter1:
Dude seriously ! did you register For the program because if you did am sure u won't talk like this.

Common! the computer skills dey asked was not the normal Ms word or Excel or the normal things "graduate' should know ...They where asking of computer programming, networking, and some other real computer stuff meant for computer scientist and not just Graduates !

thats what i noticed so i decided to ignore it as well. i was hoping for things like MS word and the likes

Political watchers and analyst have started throwing up possible combination for presidency in 2019, i decided to also throw my hat into the ring and also come up with my own combo that i feel could potentially have the capacity to lead this nation in the capacity of the president.
It is evident PMB will not contest the 2019 presidential race, and Yemi Osinbanjo will not likely be contesting as any post other than that of president will be a step down for him. And from the current political dynamics on ground, it is evident that both the ruling party and opposition have settled for zoning their presidential ticket to the north, and most are pandering towards giving the slot of the vice president to the south east so as to appease and calm some nerves in the region.
supporters have drummed up Atiku and peter obi or ekweremadu combine ticket. There is sule lamido, el rufai, ibrahim shekarau, rabiu kwankoso, and possibly nuhu ribadu all eyeing that slot.
i was wondering what a tambuwal/pat utomi combine ticket will look like.

Frederick7:
portal.npvn.ng

thats not the real website for us applying. the one for us is portal.npower.gov.ng

Frederick7:
Hello guys, am stuck at the point of uploading my pix... I've refreshed the page over and over again uploading the pix many times but the submit button just remain there unclickable even though it's showing green.

which website?

pls who has recieve a confirmation email. make una check una email for confirmation

HOW TO CREATE ACCOUNT ON N-Power PORTAL, VERIFY BVN & Upload DATA
1. First visit npower.gov.ng and register by creating a username and
password and then sign in.
2. Click through the various
programmes and choose the one that suites you and then click on apply at the bottom of the page
3. Carefully fill the application form and make sure to provide accurate information and documents to support your application.
4. After submitting, you will receive an acknowledgement email letter confirming the receipt of the application.
5. After 48hours you will be notified by email and the registration portal whether you are eligible for the N-Power program, if you are unsuccessful you may apply again in subsequent programs.
6. If you are successful you can proceed to the test page at the MY N-POWER PORTAL , you will be required to write two tests; a general skills test and program specific test .
7. Depending on your program there may be a final interview before acceptance into the N-Power program, otherwise you will receive an email confirming your provisional acceptance into the N-Power program.
8. You will have to confirm your acceptance to secure your place.
9. Specific information and program details will now be sent to your email.
10. If at any point you encounter a challenge in filling your form you can send an email to
info@npower.gov.ng.

Teawhy2011:
Pls gv me d npower line u called

check the 6th page on this thread, u'll see it posted there, npower call lines.

luvlycool:
.......

HEY GUYS STOP FOOLING YOURSELF AROUND WITH WRONG INFORMATION ..THE SITE CALLED http://portal.npvn.ng/apply/index.html IS AN OLD NPOWER SITE .. FOR THE OLD REGISTERED .. THERE NEW ONE IS http://portal.npower.gov.ng/

MY SOURCE IS ARE :
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/n-power-portal-opens-recruitment-tax-officers/

AND


NPOWER FACEBOOK : (Good day Sir, the application portal format has been changed to ease application. Kindly revisit npower.gov.ng and apply)

https://www.facebook.com/npowerng/

NPOWER TWITTER PAGE : https://twitter.com/npower_ng/status/875592601600114688

OR

https://twitter.com/npower_ng


IF MY INFO0RMATION ARE HELPUL AND GENUINE SHOW ME SOME KUDOS .. LMAO

dont folow those guys that come in here and talk bla bla with no evidence

what u said is true. i just called their customer care line they confirm that is npower. gov. ng. I asked them about the issue of no place to upload documents, the person said they are still working on the site, that they will reach us in due time.

Seunalade:
lets just try to create account first through http://portal.npvn.ng/apply/apply.html just did mine and i was given REF NUMBER immediately.

just trying to help though!

you finished ur registration?

i'm trying to login and is telling me your login credentials incorrect?

chisiudeh:
Please is The First name as seen on BVN the same thing as Surname? THANKS

fill it with ur normal first name and surname, just like u registered ur bvn

pls o, which is the first page of registration? is the one with the bvn requirements?

my own is showing gateway error.

abeg who don register?