₦airaland Forum

House1411:
Good morning and happy Easter to you and everyone sir. I sent you a pm sir

Same to you bro!

Wishing you a wonderful Easter!

ogbonti:
no run oooo if you run na your shame - I ready gidigba wait for you. If Ogun no kee ya pa pa I no go le ave u al one

Wow!

Ya PAPA don carry him madness enter market!!!

ogbonti:
Okomomaiko Sh i t ho le dweller forming lekki landlord - you don get pawa to respond abi? aww I forget say today na saturday- ya hopeless papa don smuggle extra ogogoro come house from him drunkard’s road side parliament for village and as a ba s t ard son from a smelly tow tow morbidly obese iya akpati ma ma wey born you, you come get “dutch courage” bigin yan dust online - na ogun go kee ya poverty stricken and hunger tormented fa da wey no give you home training and ya ma ma - a smelly dirty pi g must rot away in public dust bin - Ozuor, Lekki Gateman ko, Lekki Driver ni- those wey dey stay lekki no fit claim Lekki like this because the place don taya dem, they brag with other things - na because you are a mai guard in Lekki, that’s why Lekki is your heaven on earth - - stupid local champion Ogun kee ya pa pa Sango damage ya ma ma head, oya Come sack me for America Agbaya I dey wait oooo online “rules of engagement” jaguda

Tell us where you work........or shut up!

What are you doing on Nairaland by the way? Why don’t you leave us shithole people alone?

ogbonti:
Tell me where you work? look at this frustrated piece of s h it trying to create rules of engagement in online bashing - your smelly tow tow mama that gave birth to you is a dirty pig and your hopeless ogogoro consuming father is a mad dog you little sw in e coming online to claim being landlord in Lekki - when your stinking as s is squatting in a rat and cockroach infested slum with your epileptic uncle and his schizophrenic wife.

because I dey try to dey nice to you since you dey form James Bond for nairaland - Ogun kee ya hopeless and useless papa wey hunger don bend him waist for village- bastard vagabond online lekki landlord wannabe - okokomaiko sh it hole dweller - Ozuor - Sango skater ya head with thunder - b l oo ddy morafvcka!

My lekki house just dey pain you!

Why? 5 generations of you will never get one.

Your father here in Nigeria will prostrate for me. I was already going on holidays to the US in 1985.

Toilet mouth. Security guard forming professor in Yankee.

Foolish man

House1411:
But a green card is a good thing. It's very hard to get it as a Nigerian

It isn’t a big deal.

You end up making nonentities (e.g. Prof Ogbonti) feel like champions!

ogbonti:
why you dey frown face na, Lekki Landlord wannabe - you no mention your Lekki House for your reply again ? Useless mai guard - vagabond ba stbard make Ogun kee ya hopeless papa and smelly towtow mama Anuofia, agbaya express, you dey come faceless online platform dey claim landlord - Ozuor

Tell me where you work please. I will get you fired within 5 days. Have I ever used any abusive and insulting language towards you in our online interactions?

Watch the words coming out of your mouth please, stop going gutter!

Your green cards means nothing, absolutely nothing to me. My life is not and can never be desperate. 99% of green card applicants are desperados from 3rd world country.

I am happily Nigerian.

Even Biden cannot stop me from entry and access to the US.

ogbonti:
Gbozah, the boldes parts - you sold your fathers house and travelled to America and you flopped big time as your as s was sent back home and you have successfully told us what you do now at lekki, washing cars and being a mai guard and talking about your endless stories of woes and bad luck when you travelled to America with your fellow poverty stricken mai guard and house helps in Lekki - This is exactly what happened to you, that is why you can explain it flawlessly and that’s why you are unnecessarily angry and stalking me on nairaland


ndo, sorry oooo my story can never ever be your story because you are cursed and I am blessed.

And na that driver work you go die put - bastard deportee that is intimidated by ordinary Green card - green card wey some of my relatives don get through me almost 10 years ago

yeye fawo

Mumu! Celebrating green card

A whole professor of business studies

House1411:
Hello sir. I plan to come down to Lagos to job hunt, I wouldn't mind the boys quarters sir. If it's available for free sir

Sorry sir, the boys quarter is reserved for the US professor of business studies (Ogbonti).

He is coming to join my domestic staff after his wife will throw him out like a piece of toilet paper.

He’ll run back to Naija with his tail (green card) between his legs and his depression.

ogbonti:
you are obviously a very worthless person, Honesty I never memorized your username because I care less about you - trolling in a faceless forum. I only care about getting information and debating ideas here - and I try to contribute to threads than petty quarrels with people I don’t know and most likely will never meet in life - But for you to memorize my username and use it to stalk me in a faceless forum shows how useless your life is- you have an unpaid full time job on your hands stalking me on nairaland and good luck doing it as I perpetually live in your head rent free.

Stop ranting, professor green card.

You made some interesting but valid points on this subject, well done.

Don’t worry I have a full serviced self contained duplex boys quarters (back houses as we call them in England) at the back of my house in lekki. When your wife finally kicks you out, aged 61 and collect your pension and leave you with the shirt on your back........and you start thinking of topping yourself......and frustration sends you back to Naija ...I will give you a room to sleep.
You can wash my cars for a living while you narrate your US stories to my mai-guard, my driver and cook. Ogbontiiiiii!

ogbonti:
Constant se . x you seek in marriage becomes elusive after you exchange vows 2 years down the. road and tiu dins yourself hustling to lay spinsters as if you are a bachelor

The friendship you seek in a wife after marriage becomes absent because she becomes your biggest adversary


The Helper you seek by getting married becomes a mirage as she becomes a liability asking you to care for her every need including buying pant and brassiere


The comfort you seek becomes a pipe dream as she becomes an agent of stress upon your life


The freedom you craved through marriage becomes a unachievable as she hovers around you like a monitoring spirit checking your every move and sabotaging them unnecessarily


The blessings of wealth you want from marriage becomes utopian as your Nigerian wife is a constraint on your budget than an asset - requesting you take care of her extended family as if you are a beast of burden created to care for her family


The good health you hoped for is unrealized as constant nagging becomes the order of the day which creates blood pressure issues which may lead to cardiovascular illness


The enviable social status you hoped for becomes social embarrassment as she will subject you to public ridicule especially in this age of social media - if you don’t know go ask FFK and Churchill Olakunle


The kids you hope to raise and be happy with may actually be the offsprings of some other man and if you are not smart enough to “count your teeth with your tongue” and run a DNA test, you may actually end of sweating and laboring all your life raising another man’s. kids hence the lineage you so much crave to establish as your legacy becomes the legacy of another man


I am not for or against marriage but men think- and understand that nature has rigged marriage against men and it is left for you to do what is best for you, simply enjoy life and move on - THERE IS A REASON WIVES OUTLIVE THEIR HUSBANDS FOR AN AVERAGE OF 24 to 30 YEARS- Don’t be a fo ol



God bless you all

Professor of business studies
Your WIFE don seize your green card?

Eastcoastboy:
Shame on you o ye! King. You think it's only traditional rulers that have kingdom? What happened to the investment you leave behind for your children, the family name and heritage.

Be liberated o ye! Kings.

How old are you?

Are you aware that African people have critical thinking issues?

Eastcoastboy:
Please quote the one you feel is not necessary please.

There is no king or kingdom to create heirs for.

Our ancestors knew nothing about any biblical demands (more than 75% of the world are not Christians)

Anybody can be a companion, it does not require a legal marriage.

None of what you said is necessary!!!

Excesslove222:
What a man gains? Let me list a few:

He gains coming back home everyday to a well prepared meal.
He gains children that bear his ancestral name.
He gains a prayer warrior.
He gains a listening ear to all his life problems.
He gains someone to brainstorm and plans his future with.
He gains someone to help him raise his children.
He gains a “home”

Even if you insist children are a woman’s gain...they still bear the man’s name, if they become someone in the future, nobody would remember their mothers surname.

I can go on and on...

BLOODY LIAR!!!!!

Nnatuu:
Well...

This is the reason I have been contemplating on starting a wife renting business. Because this people have no business staying permanently in a mans house.

Their original intention is to use you and dump you either systematically or directly.

And what does the man benefit...nothing but a title, “head of the house”

Head kor Foot ni...

Mtcheeew!

Abi ooooo

xynerise:
Kids of these days won't understand how marriage works. They are so used to their fun style dating culture

Tell us the benefits first and then how it works.

weddingchannels:
Poverty is What's making a lot of People think this way, Who takes care of your seed(Children)? Who nutures and care for them?
The reason why we have alot of Children that lacks home training is because there are no parents to train, both parents are in the labour field。 The Man and woman gain companionship that you can never find outside marriage, there is God's blessing and It's God's institution.
The woman usually stay back so the man attains great heights for the family. Please see a responsible elderly person That can council you in the right way.

The children are no longer necessary!

Kestolove:
all those men supporting d op are loosers who don't have the means to get marry so they tend to discourage those that want to marry...May God count us among those that will marry

Tell us the gain. Don’t attack the OP!

Just simply tell us the benefits of marriage in today’s world.

FemalePunter:
Family is the ultimate.
that's what he gain

itsRhamzy:
Nothing much..

You marry her and foot almost all bills including hers.

Both of you get children.

The responsibility of those children rests on your laps from school bills to feeding for at least 2 decades while your wife contributes almost nothing in those bills. she'll tell you it's your responsibility.

A man can survive alone but a woman can't.

She wants your commitment in raising her children in the best possible ways as you're the disposable gender.

You're just a workhorse tool to fulfil her most desired needs -money, commitment, children etc.


So when you look at these factors as a man, you figure the only thing you gain is kids.. feel free to delude yourself.

The biggest delusion is that you gained the kids.
You really don’t!

Eastcoastboy:
A heir to your throne as a King. That's just it nd companionship. And fulfilment of the scripture also. Yes, that's it.

No longer necessary or critical to life!!!

globalresource:
We have more sick children nowadays

Let him decide not to marry lol

Don’t focus on him, TELL US THE BENEFITS!

rocknation62:
Half of the men will gain stability, support, love and commitment if they make a good choice in a wife. The other half will make alimony payments, pay child support and be dragged through the courts until he's broke and his name in mud.

Choose wisely

You are a liar! The number is much less.....

Youngmoney21:
Unlimited subscription to unmetered Kpekus

You are heading for poverty!

Nicoddemus:
If you want to want to marry make sure you're marrying a helper. Sound it like trumpet into her ear until she understands. If she can't get it my brother jakpa. A woman that can't help financially, intellectually is useless

200% correct!!!!

maureensylvia:
Alot
More money
Better sex
Good health
Less depression
Should I continue?


Meanwhile read my signature

Rubbish!

Zzor:
I don't have any pity on whatever befell chioma,date Yoruba men at your own peril,they are never faithful and sex is nothing to them

You can’t get a Yoruba man

See pain!

ogbonti:
Yeye Fowl -

Mumu man!

ogbonti:
I don’t even live in America - I am uneducated, I am just a store boy in a coffee shop in Karachi, Pakistan. What is so hard for you to understand dumb as .s

Oga green card holder . Abeg na
Paper Americana!

Sixfeetbelle:
If you can't abide by the laws governing a monogamous marriage, don't enter into it. Simple. Stop expecting people to walk away from being betrayed when you yourself can't walk away from betraying someone.

As fast as I'm concerned, any spouse who cheats should be expecting death sooner than later.

Come and try me na? You will die for nothing.

Guess what? This is 2021 and most humans are now living in highly populated cities high density environments, meaning you will always see people you desire. There is nothing in the law that says have sex with just one person for the rest of your life. The law and rule is that you can only have one legal wife or husband at a time! If your wife sleeps with someone and you can’t take it, you go file for divorce, SIMPLE!

Which one would your children, siblings, family and friends prefer? You murder your spouse or you walk away? If anybody I know should kill anybody just because of sex or jealousy....I will support their execution.

Mind over matter. Wife is a major banker in Abuja, I’m in Lagos. Guess what? I don’t worry at all, not at all. We are partners not owners. I don’t do ownership of another human being so I sleep soundly and easy. As long as my children are getting great care.....

kingthreat:
Its your generations that are poor

You are poor! Shut up.

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ogbonti:
Arguing what you know nothing about - I may even be in Pakistan not the US, you can’t verify and yet you are dispensing so much energy on my matter, jobless scallywag, your medication is finished, go restock- craze man - Monday morning and your prime focus for the week is to insult a faceless person on a forum, not how you will improve your useless life - what a waste of space you are to the world!

Oga, shut up! Give me some guidance on point 7, 8 & 9 of your previous post. Abi you copied it from one of your mumu students?

kingthreat:
Bullshit.
God places some certain people in certain families to lift them up.
When you see yourself in that shoe, don't hesitate to do the right thing. Take your family into happiness. Let the grace around you spread to them.
Linda Ikeji did it and is not complaining
Don Jazzy did it and is not complaining
Dbanj, Tuface, Otedola, Adenuga, Adelekes, Dafinones, Murray-Bruces, etc all did it. That is how it is all over the world.
Only greedy people with vendetta against their families will rather help strangers than their blood.

STFU!!!!!!!!
POor ye ye man! Go and make the money and start giving it away na......opon£