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atebesunny:
what a sore loss yesterday.
Playing Pedro at RWB and at the same time starting Fabregas in the attacking third destabilized the team seriously in terms of keeping shape and movement defensively and offensively.
Pedro was playing too further up the field ( he was providing the width needed in that area of the field which Fabregas wasn't providing) and thus dragging the CBs higher up the field (the 2nd goal).
moving Cesear to the RWB and playing Zouma in the RCB role while Pedro retains his place in the RWF would have earned us some points. Anyways on to the next match against City and let's hope Moses is back or/and Conte gets it right.

Willian can still work in that RWB role. Not sure why Conte hasn't tried that yet.

Griffon:
Is he that bad?

The guy has touch like a donkey. See how his loose touch overran the ball and led to PSG first goal after 3 minutes. This is what I've been telling DavidGenius.

[img]http:///media/4-01-2017/0VPC-M.gif[/img]


So far he is on 38 passes for this match with only 77% accuracy. Motta and Verratti are on 90+ passes with 90%+ accuracy.

It's not only by power or might. You also need to have some basic technique to take Chelsea to the next level. We should not make mistake with this guy. He will work alongside a midfielder controller, but him and Kante together is not an ideal midfield for me. Kante will be forced to do all the midfield controlling for him, meaning we lose Kantes energy and box-to-box running.

This is Ibime reporting live from Coupé de Ligue final where Verratti is pissing all over Bakayokos head.

Bakayoko even lost the ball for PSGs first goal due to basic failure of technique. He found not control and keep a simple ball on the halfway line, PSG nicked it and scored from that move.

Score is 3-1. It would be interesting to see Bakayokos no of touches after the game.

Cc: GeniusDavid

Goal for DiMaria.

GeniusDavid, I am yet to see your boy Bakayoko touch the ball once in the last 10 minutes. Monaco can't even keep the ball for 30 seconds.

Thomas Lemar killing it here for Monaco vs PSG.

Chelseafan1:
I still maintain my stand about Matic having a hand in that goal, I have tried creating the gif thing but it didn't work, so, I leave u to keep hailing Matic, we wud both be here when he uselessness cost us more points.

Till then, enjoy yourself. Trust me to always mention you.

We were dropping ZERO points when some Chelsea fans started increasing pressure on Conte to drop Matic for Fabregas. Same would also affect Matics confidence from that point on.

If we lose the league this season, we will blame those who thought two birds in the bush are better than one in hand. No matter whether Fabregas assists 100 goals till season end, if we lose the lead, it will be on record that a functioning player and system were destabilised by our own fans. Matic uselessness did not cost any points. We only started dropping points by messing with a successful player and system.

Goodnight.

Chelseafan1:
Have a nice night bruh, sleep well.

The least you could do is retract.

I remember blaming Luiz for a goal caused by Moses not keeping the offside line. Nateevs pointed it out, and I retracted.

I pulled up your lies so it's on record that anything that comes out your mouth regarding Matic should be taken with a pinch of salt. Even if the score is 0-0, you will still finger Matic for conceding a goal.

Chelseafan1:
He be like say u get sense pass Ibime, I was talking about the guy Matic was facing, check again, the guy wore the number 2 jersey, Matic had the chance to close him down b4 he made that pass, but as usual, he was useless and was one of the idiots that cost us that match.

Which no 2. Benteke is the guy who made the pass.

If you are talking of the right-back Joel Ward who headed the ball to Benteke, that was a last minute overload. Hazard had let that man run free from right-back, Matic spotted it last minute and went to close. The right-back didn't even bother to control the ball, he headed it first time to Benteke. Even Usain Bolt would not get to him to stop that header.

So let's get this straight - the right-back headed the ball to Benteke who was in Azpi and Kantes position. Benteke controlled and passed to Zaha unchallenged by Kante and Azpi. Azpi, Luiz and Cahill were still goalside of Zaha and could not block his shot resulting in a goal.

Yet you are here telling us nonsense about Matic who was no way involved.

You see why I called you dunderhead?

Please upload the gif of the 2nd goal and tell me who failed to cut out both Benteke and Zahas passes.

Chelseafan1:
Ogbeni stop being unnecessarily stupiid, how couldn't you see that Matic had the chance to close down whoever passed the ball but was busy strolling up and down.

Kante would have man-marked and probably collect the ball b4 the guy passed it, are you so blind that you didn't see Matic strolling around like a headless chicken?


Enough of this foolishness please.

You are very foolish. Who passed the ball? Benteke. Which side was Benteke on? Obviously you saw that Benteke passed the ball from Azpi-Kante axis.

OK, lemme help you fool to even show you where Matic was coming from at the start of that move.

[img]http:///media/4-01-2017/P1jwHZ.gif[/img]

He had gone to close down their right-back who was free for some reason. The ball was headed to Benteke who was in Kante-Azpi zone, Benteke played the pass to Zaha who was being marked by Luiz, Cahill etc simultaneously.

What foolishness will come out of your mouth next, that Matic was supposed to block Zahas shot while standing behind him?

Like I said, you dunderhead only need to see Matic in the camera frame to put the blame on him.

For the 2nd goal, Kante was exactly in the same position behind Benteke when he made the one-two with Zaha. I wonder why you didn't say Kante should have blocked Bentekes pass to Zaha even though it's impossible to do from behind the player. You would still have blamed Matic for not doing it if he was in Kantes shoes.

So once again, Mr dunderhead, don't think you will come here spreading falsehood unchallenged. Some people not chanced to watch the game will form an opinion based on the falsehood you are spreading.

Chelseafan1:
It's not too late, go on youtube, download the full match, sit down and tell me you enjoyed the shiit your boyfriend served us with this afternoon.

I am done with you tonight, where Fabregas was delivering world class passes and goal, you tell me what your man did right b4 he got replaced.

Fabregas makes great passes and goal, we all agree, yet Chelsea were on unbeaten run when you started your Fabregas campaign and the same is not the case now.

I have told you, I did not watch the match. That is not my business. My business now is asking you how Matic was responsible for the first goal.

I have even taken the pleasure of bringing the gif for you.

[img]http:///media/4-01-2017/Vi01hC.gif[/img]

Now talk us through how Matic caused the goal. It seems you dunderhead only needs to see Matic in the camera angle to apportion blame. Talk us through this goal, dunderhead.

Chelseafan1:
How else will I convince you that he was responsible for the first goal when your head is firmly stuck to his ass.

Everyone here agreed Matic was awful expect you.

Believe whatever you wanna believe, Fabregas was better than your Lord and Savior.

Kill yourself.

I did not watch the match. I don't know if he played well or not although I am sure you will say he didn't even from the 1st minute. I am only challenging your false assertion that he caused any goal. There is something called gif. Go and bring it and talk us through how Matic caused the first goal, you dunderhead.

Chelseafan1:
Weyrey re oo.
Be like say brain damage don dey trouble you, get out of my mentions you this Matic ass-licker.

Asinwin.

Get out of your mentions when you have been chatting pure nonsense for the last 2 hours?

It seems Raumdeuter was right about you. Show us exactly how Matic was responsible for either of the two goals.

You think you will spread falsehood here and no one will challenge you?

Chelseafan1:
Matic should be blamed there. Y'all watch the replay.

You are mad.

I missed the game.

I am watching the highlights of the goals to see what exactly you are talking about. My friend, you are talking nonsense!

http://m.footytube.com/video/chescr-484851

CFCman:
I was referring to premier league goals only

It doesn't matter. It was a fanciful assumption. It has taken him 5 years to get to 52 league goals, how do you expect him to make up the 100 in another 5 years?

Only twice in history has a midfielder breached 20 League goals - Ronaldo in 2008 and Lampard in 2010.

How can you conceive Hazard achieving for 5 years in a row, something that has only been done twice in history?

Hazard will be lucky to complete 100 league goals in 10 seasons.

bykebyke:
That game still hurts because we bossed you guys from start to finish.

Just that luck chose a side to be on,and it wasn't Barcelona's side.


I'm proud of that game.

Sorry I meant to say going back to 2004.

You should study Chelsea Vs Barca history. In 10 matches since 2004, Barcelona is yet to win a single game against Chelsea with 11 men on the pitch.

Messi is also yet to score Vs Chelsea in 10 attempts.

Greet your daddy!

pharod:
Heard from a not so reliable source in Manchester that we are in for Anthony Modeste of Koln...

Anyone knows this guy? Don't really trust YouTube clips cos everybody looks good on YouTube.

Anyone?

He was a flop at Blackburn

bykebyke:
Yes..Like Conte is going to park the bus like Di Matteo did.

Whether we park bus, trailer or aeroplane should not consign you, just know that Chelsea is the last team Barcelona want to see coming out the hat in any draw, going back to 2012.

Even with 10 men, Bosingwa playing CB, Ramires playing RB, we go still beat una.

sebod:
So, you think the addition of Sanchez(a Barca reject) and jambody Lukaku(with no UCL experience)to Hazard( with poor UCL record)would be a sudden threat to Barca and MSN?
Instead of you guys trying your firepower against the likes of PSG to see if they can help you go past them, your immediate target is Barca.
That's why you are Shekpite, always biting more than you can chew

We have gone past Barcelona with the likes of Malouda and Kalou before.

Never mind MSN or Hazard, Sanchez, Lukaku, it is not about names. Barcelona is not more than what we can chew, we done chew una tire before. Scores is 14-12 in our favour. Greet your daddy.

bigkesh:
Dortmund sign Dahoud for €15


Who are the beasts in charge of transfers for Dortmund. ...kai


They are living my dream

Young players know they will get a chance to shine at Dortmund, so it's a logical next step in their careers. Dortmund has never blocked a promising player from leaving for the next stage in his career. They will even let them go to Bayern sef to fulfill their dream. It's clever market positioning for Dortmund cos those players are guaranteed all the perks of a big club (Yearly Champions League exposure) without the competition for places they would find in a big club. Many of them will even have release clauses for when they feel say dem done ripe.

CFCman:
It would take Hazard 5 more seasons to break Lampard's record, provided that he scores at least 20 goals in each of the next five seasons

You're joking right?

Hazard = 66 Chelsea goals
Lampard = 211 Chelsea goals

Difference is 145 goals, that is 7 years of 20 goals plus 5 extra needed. That will take Hazard till 34 years old even if he scores 20 goals per season from now.

Given his Chelsea average of 12 goals per season, that will take him another 12 years going by his current scoring rate, taking him to 38 years old.

It takes 13 years of 16 goals per season to reach Lampard numbers. I say that because Lampard was at Chelsea for 13 years and averaged 16 goals per season (and that includes 3 years as a defensive midfielder).

Hazard will be on walking stick long before then.

gustav25:
i am 35 make i book am for her 20th birthdayfor marriage ?

You senior her papa sef yet you want fill form. Sha money can bridge any age gap. We go see wetin you carry come at that time. You go need nine zeros sha.

Funlordjnr:
There is a reason I am the number one nabber of scammers in the business section and popular trannies on nairaland! I am batman!

You still dey haunt this guy till now? Chei, please take it easy.

raumdeuter:
Nihilist Ibime have you heard of one guy called Lavar Ball? He has 3 sons the oldest is Lonzo Ball 19yrs looks like the best Basketball sensation in the US

The father asked Nike for a $1bn shoe contract for his 3 sons

http://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/news/lavar-ball-reportedly-seeking-1-billion-shoe-deal-for-lonzo-ball-sons/

When I first read this story, na him I start to train my pikin for basketball. No long ting.

Nihilist:
You see Emenalo pitch for there?

Neymar Michael Jordan.

I forgot to add say Neymar papa na Blackman. To see Blackman at that level pitching to him after listening all the white suits must have been inspiring. He want ask Emenalo say bros, which kain jazz you dey use sef?

Nihilist:
Better the guardian than the Daily Fail.

If I said private eye, then you could have called me a commie truthfully. I'm just a left-leaning liberal.

I'm trying to change from that Daily Mail. They've gone too right-wing. But I never see who to join. Maybe Telegraph fit done up their app game.

Nihilist:
You see Emenalo pitch for there?

Neymar Michael Jordan.

lol

Nihilist:
I use the app so I don't have link. Just Google that headline

Bloody commie. What are you doing with Guardian app?

airmark:
Have you seen her offline too?. I remember she was defending coogar at a time and disappeared together with him.

Maybe she is his current customer. . . .

GeniusDavid:
Here's an article from individuals who aren't making assessment based on one silly friendly game, compilation clips or trying too hard to sound intelligent and have a say [when they don't watch other leagues] with short sighted facts and opinion from about 8-months ago!

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/blog/transfer-talk/79/post/3090863/would-monaco-star-tiemoue-bakayoko-fit-at-arsenal-chelsea-manchester-united-and-psg

None of this makes him a technically sound midfield controller.

I don't need to read transfer rumours which is what the above is. Transfer rumours highlight the positives of what a player would bring to a team. They don't study his game in depth. We heard about all these fantastic things when Ramires and Oscar were coming to Chelsea. They got to Chelsea and couldn't perform some basic functions.

We all know and agree what Bakayoko will bring which is beast mode.

As for midfield control, the combination with Kante will turn our midfield into ping-pong midfield. Of these two, Kante is a better controller.

Bakayoko is like Sissoko at Spurs, ping-pong midfielder. Win and lose the ball, win and lose the ball.

GeniusDavid:
And as a pseudo-cognoscente your polemics are based on just one game. You've watched him thrice this season, and you make inane conclusions. Apparently you are a shït connoisseur. Do you like any good players?

3 games plus YouTube videos.

You don't need to watch 20 games to know a midfielder takes too long to trap and turn with the ball and has the turning circumference of a Dangote trailer.

Yaya Toure indeed. Your opinion of his technique must be based on transfer rumours rather than actually watching him on the ball.

You went to squawka to tell us he has 87% passing accuracy for those his basic passes where no one is around him. Matic has 88% accuracy, receiving the ball in much more congested areas of the pitch.

For every 90 minutes played, Bakayoko makes 55 passes, Matic makes 63. Bakayoko makes bulk of his passes by dropping deep to collect from centrebacks with no one around him. Matic makes half of his passes in the thick of midfield with players around him.

Watch any Bakayoko vs PSG (all touches) video on youtube and you will see what I am talking about. His number of passes in the actual midfield (not receiving off centrebacks) is very low.

Yet you came telling us about Yaya Toure. What you should have said is that Baka is physically more robust, more speedy and can recover counterattacks much better than Matic. Don't ever compare his non-existent midfield technique to Matic, much less Yaya Toure.

B2Spirits:
In my other thread, I said I'm working in a psychiatric hospital, and that my job has to do with public speaking. Billyonaire, ibime, iboboyswag, and oyb said I'm porter. These 'Plaguers of the tombs' will now understand that I'm a pastor just for the fun of it.

Hospital porter, how far? You still carry me for mind?