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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:06pm On Jan 18, 2017
raumdeuter:
So you can remember scorelines now, The same person that swore Liverpool beat Barcelona 5-0

Dortmund vs Mourinho was 4-3? Maybe you forgot it was 4-1 at some point before they let Mourinho have some consolation.

Dortmund with their modest team was running 4-1 on Mourinho even Lewandoski became the first player to score 4 goals in a CL semi vs Mourinho
Sorry, try another lie. Mourinho was always in the tie with Dortmund and was 1 goal away from qualifying which they chased till the very end. There was no consolation element.

Pep ties were all over with abacus scorelines by half-time. 5-0 vs Madrid, then 5-1 vs Barca, with a little consolation thrown in for him in the 2nd half.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:56pm On Jan 18, 2017
raumdeuter:
Dortmund hammered Mourinho, A year later Ancelloti beat that same DOrtmund
Bayern beat Mourinho, Ancelotti came and hammered that Bayern

Last season everyone was bringing their d11cks out and hammering Mourinho, Now Conte is beating everyone blue black

Can we say Mourinho is a Fraud
Dortmund vs Mourinho was 4-3
Bayern vs Mourinho was 3-3

We were not counting abacus like Pep. Try another lie.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:24pm On Jan 18, 2017
raumdeuter:
See how you dey disgrace yourself. See him picking scoreline midpoint into a game when reasonable people only care about scorelines after a game.

To tell us the game that ended 7-0 against Bayern na him dey hard you since yesterday, Or you no wan admit say na lie you dey feed us since
Quit pricing scoreline at Jankara market. A disgrace is a disgrace.


Jupp Heynckes beat Madrid, they hammered Pep 5-0
Jupp Heynckes hammered Barca with 7 goals, they hammered Pep with 5 goals

There is no clearer demonstration of uselessness than this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:57pm On Jan 18, 2017
raumdeuter:
Basically the fatty cells have made you lose your memory

The same person who could swear Liverpool beat Barcelona 5-0 When Liverpool beat Barca 2-2 on away goals
The same person who could swear Barcelona beat Bayern 5-0 when in reality the match ended 5-3

How can we take you serious when 3/4 of your body mass is dedicated to consistent lying
Please, Barca were already hammering Bayern 5-1 before they let Pep have some small consolation. We lost count as the disgrace was already complete.

Stop concentrating on the irrelevant to run away from the koko.

Jupp Heynckes beat Madrid, they hammered Pep 5-0
Jupp Heynckes hammered Barca with 7 goals, they hammered Pep with 5 goals

There is no clearer demonstration of uselessness than this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:09pm On Jan 18, 2017
raumdeuter:
So what is it you have said, We can see evidence that most people here thrive on falsehoods

Some claimed Madrid beat Bayern 7-0. Others claimed Muller regressed under Pep yet no fact support it

So what is the real argument that has not been baptized with falsehood
5-0, 7-0. We lose count when such disgrace is meted out.

Do we look like abacus?

Same teams that Jupp Heynckes beat handsomely, we start pulling out rosary bead to count the disgrace being meted out to Pep. Why we no go lose count?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:18am On Jan 18, 2017
ollah1:
Didn't arsenal win EPL with possessive football? The inconsistencies with Arsenal over the years have been sales of ripe players and insufficient replacement and not their pattern of play.
Arsenal never won league with possession football o certificateless one. Gilberto Silva, Vieira, Pires, Ljungberg team were set up for counterattack not tikitaka. They started failing when they switched to possession football with the Fabregas, Denilson, Song set.

Ancelotti is the only man to really win with possession football in 2010, although he had to dig in to counterattack mode in the latter part of the season to cross the finish line.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:40am On Jan 18, 2017
ollah1:
Lol. You are really a comedian. If you were half smart as you claim to be, you would have seen the year the thread was created but fats in you have affected your eyes. Perhaps you want your fellow dumbfcks to hail you. Nice one

By your logic, you would rather have a convo with a professor rather than have one with Mark or Bill since certificate freaks your fatty balls.

Get off here and treat your miserable self even though it takes your several mins to complete nanoseconds job.





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We don't believe you, you need more people. It takes 3-4 years to go from HND to BSc as you were advised.

Bloody HND holder.

Buhari, show your certificate!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:46am On Jan 18, 2017
ollah1:
Now I know why Dayo disses you here and there. Why haven't Ancelotti upgraded the bayern team pep left for him even tho it's a young side compared to the ageing Robben and Riberry Jupp left for Pep?

Of course u will never mention it that Robben and Ribbery were the men Jupp used to achieve the treble but were already aged and prone to injury upon Pep's arrival.

Your hatred knows no bound.
You should hit the gym btw. Obesity kills. You should kill it first bro
Fool, are Robben and Ribery the reason Bayern was conceding 7 goals vs Madrid and Barca? Do they play defence?

Look, I don't know you from Adam and you came in repeating insults you musta heard from Dayo about obesity. Do you know me or what I look like?

You took it to insults, which is fine, because I only debate with graduates. . . . and prefer to insult bloody HND holders like yourself.

Go and upgrade yourself before you show your face again in the comity of men.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:33pm On Jan 17, 2017
raumdeuter:
2012 Chelsea beat Bayern on Penalties, a year later Pep with Bayern beat Chelsea. Ibimes verdict Bayern has alwys been better

2012 Group stages Bayern 2 city 2. 2014 Bayern 5 City 4. Ibimes verdict Bayern has always been better

2013 Bayern overcame Arsenal on away goals, A yr later Bayern beat Arsenal convincingly. Ibimes verdict Bayern has always been better


Everyone can now see that the excess fat has been converting to oestrogen and making ibime feminine and emotional in his argument
2012 Bayern beat Madrid in UCL semi with Jupp Heynckes

2013 Bayern beat Barca 7-0 in UCL semi with Jupp Heynckes

2014 Madrid beat Bayern 7-0 in UCL semi with Pep

2015 Barca beat Bayern 5-0 in UCL semi with Pep

What more proof of uselessness do you need?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:29pm On Jan 17, 2017
A40:
Are these people crazy? First Ighalo now Toure. Does he think he still has anything left to offer any top team in Europe? If I were his agent I would collude with Pep and City. He would wake up one fine morning and find himself in China
Yaya Toures wife runs his household. Na England she want dey and that's that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:27pm On Jan 17, 2017
raumdeuter:
Shevchenko was Balon dor winner in 2004, 3yrs later he was in Chelsea so can we say Chelsea too had Balon dor?
Eto was at Balon Dor all through to InterMilan, not washed like Shevchenko. When Pep was at Barca, Eto was contributing 36 goals per season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:24pm On Jan 17, 2017
raumdeuter:
His success at Bayern yes. 3 straught semi final. He was grouped with an EPL team 3 seasons and he topped the group all time. No time has Pep at Bayern lost on aggregates to an EPL side
That's good for him because he had vastly superior team to the EPL sides. Soon as they paired him with Barca and Madrid, we started hearing 7-0.

Pep only looks good in comparison with incompetent bozo like Rijkaard. Ask him to take over Jupp Heynckes team, he started disgracing Jupp Heynckes good work.

Even average manager like Pellegrini who was widely thought to be underacheiving, they gave Pep his team plus £180m to upgrade it, and he started making Pellegrini look like Arrigo Sacchi.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:19pm On Jan 17, 2017
raumdeuter:
Henry was a balon dor contestant when? Everyone knew Henry that went to Barca was spent its like saying Shevchenko at Chelsea is Balon dor contestant

And when was Etoo top 3 Balon dor?
Eto was top 3 in 2005.

Henry that went to Barca scored 26 goals in a season from left wing. Drogba only bettered that twice in his top league career. How I wish.Shevchenko could smell that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:59pm On Jan 17, 2017
ollah1:
And the best team were the 4th last season right. Bravo!
Last 5 years combined league finish, City is head and shoulders above any team in England.

They were competing for title and likely to win it last season until City board rendered Pellegrini a lame duck in January by announcing Fraudiola.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:37pm On Jan 17, 2017
Griffon:
Chelsea have approached Middlesbrough over the availability of winger Adama Traore, according to Sky sources.

Omo sign him already!
Rubbish signing.

Anyway he belongs to Villa not Boro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:36pm On Jan 17, 2017
ollah1:
How dumb can you sound? How can u label a team that was 4th in the league last season and won just the carling cup the best team in EPL.

Do you have lies stock all over the fats in your body?
Is it Leicester that is the best team in England? Mugu.

Last 5 years, City are the best team with the best record in England.
Crime › Re: Female Undergraduate Runs Mad After Being Beaten By Lover by Ibime(m): 6:26pm On Jan 17, 2017
dre11:
But a lecturer who did not want his name in the print, dispelled as untrue, adding madness is often associated with spiritual evil acts and the victim’s case might be of the same act.
This is why Nigeria is backward. A whole learned lecturer, before investigating the students psycho-social condition, will open his stinking mouth to blame witches and wizards.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:19pm On Jan 17, 2017
raumdeuter:
As at 2009

Ronaldo was a balon dor winner

Messi was runner up
Xavi or Iniesta have not featured in Balon dor discussions
Ronaldinho and Deco were not in Barcelona

So oga dig deep into those fat tissues and find another lie
Henry was a Balon Dor contestant as was Eto so that is 3 to 1.

The team was good enough to get rid of 2 Balon Dor contestants when Pep took over and still have many with the talent to contest.

Compare that with Manure or Chelsea who only have one man ever nominated.

They are not mates. Shut up.

Guardiola is not a great for taking over from the useless Rijkaard and playing to the players potential. . . . . . anymore than Luis Enrique is great for taking over from the useless Tata Martino and playing to the players potential.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:34pm On Jan 17, 2017
raumdeuter:
Chelsea in 2009 also parked double decker vs Barca in 2009, maybe we should say they werent Barcas mates, Chelsea under Mourinho parks the bus vs Arsenal and beat them regularly maybe Chelsea wasnt Arsenals mates
Chelsea have never been Barcas mates. We just use good coaching.

Chelsea Ballon D'or top 3 contestants:
Frank Lampard

Manure Ballon D'or top 3 contestants:
Ronaldo

Barca Ballon D'or top 3 contestants:
Ronaldinho
Messi
Eto
Henry
Deco
Iniesta
Xavi


Are these teams mates? Shut up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:10pm On Jan 17, 2017
raumdeuter:
Manure the defending champion was not Barcas (2yrs trophyless team) mate? Lol your obese genes have taken over again. How will a rational human say Manure who made semi in 2007, won in 2008, made the final in 2009 and have won 3 EPL titles on the trot were not Barca who were eliminated in second round 2007, eliminated in 2008 semi and 2 yrs trophyless

2007 Manure semi Barca second round
2008 Manure winners, Barca semi

So how come Manure wasnt barcas mate

What suddenly made Barca not to be manures mates
The year before, Manure parked 20% possession double decker bus at Old Trafford and sneaked through vs Barca in the semi.

They were not mates anymore than Roberto Di Matteos team was mates with Barca in 2012.

Shut up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:44pm On Jan 17, 2017
raumdeuter:
So Ferguson despite having Ronaldo the world best player cant stand Pep and Messi, Wenger another EPL legend cant stand Messi

Man city was a punching bag for Barcelona until City bought Pep. City that couldnt get a draw vs Barcelona suddenly won with Pep as coach

Playing field levelled? No be Pep tilt the playing field to start with? abi no be the same Barcelona wey dey go 2 season trophyless
Manure and Barca teams were not mates. Shut up.

Playing field is now level, you are telling us story. Infact, playing field is not even that level. Pep was handed the best team in England over the last 5 years plus given £180m ontop, and he is still disgracing himself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:32pm On Jan 17, 2017
raumdeuter:
Yes Suarez in Barcelona is also rapping EPL sides, looks like raping EPL teams in the standard for Barcelona these days

Pep won his 2 CL vs the greatest EPL manager of all time, Then added Wenger to his harem
Luis Enrique I meant to say.

Even Tata Martino was dancing on Man City head when in charge of Barca.

Oya playin field has been levelled, Pep has started disgracing himself. He started disgracing himself right from when playing field in UCL was levelled when he moved to Bayern
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:25pm On Jan 17, 2017
raumdeuter:
Yet when Pep and Barca face all these EPL teams they rappe them brutally, Pep won his 2 CL vs the EPL best coach. Pep and Barca turned most of the EPL teams they play into punching bags

Currently the City team is old and the supposed replacements are injured
Story for the Gods. Even Luis Suarez and co brutally r@pe EPL teams with that Barca team.

Don't worry, by next week, we will dance upon your head when Pochettino disgrace Pep again.
Foreign Affairs › Re: ECOWAS Issues Last Warning To President Jammeh Ahead Of Barrow's Swear-in by Ibime(m): 3:11pm On Jan 17, 2017
shotster50:
The guy had ample opportunity to leave gracefully but the power lust has driven him beyond reasoning. He will leave, in disgrace... ask Gbagbo, Mobutu and their ilk.... Having power is one thing knowing when to bow out is another.... Jammeh , being the egostistical, tyrant, cultivated a cult of his skewed personality.... His day of reckoning will be upon him soon enough...
It is not powerlust. . . . Jammeh wants full immunity and that has not been guaranteed. He wants refuge in Qatar, not Nigeria that are known to bow to foreign pressure eg Charles Taylor and Taiwan embassy


Grundig:
gej didn't waste time sending in troops to oust gbagbo. I'm not sure if that operation even lasted one week.

with a population less than ekiti state, jammeh should be picked up by hand and dragged to a cell for him to cool off.

stupid guy
Gambia has only 7000 armed soldiers, and the Presidential Palace is exposed in Banjul. The only other areas worth taking (Serrekunda, Kololi & Kotu) are in all an area smaller than Lekki. The operation will not take a day.

Mynd44:
He can't be treated like Gbagbo, that is a waste of resources. Fly jets from Senegal, drop some bombs on his motorcade, be done with it.
Senegal must be seen to be neutral as Jammehs Jalo tribe are based mostly in Southern Senegal and also have issues wih Senegalese Govt and have had a 50 year insurgency there. Guinea Bissau can host the planes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:37pm On Jan 17, 2017
TRendlona:
Iniesta wouldn't have been great in Chelsea? Tell me why Fraudregas that couldn't deliver well in Barca delivering well in Chelsea especially in his first season?
Incase you didn't know Fabregas is a bench player at Chelsea.

What would the eunuch Iniesta do at Chelsea? Wait for Malouda, Kalou and Joe Cole to deliver the goods?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:21pm On Jan 17, 2017
lordfalcao:
having a 500ml stadium to build and selling out all your stars to finance it is never a wise deal in the eyes of a business man. The question now is If you sell Fab, hazard, Costa and William, did you get £500m.
I never mentioned Hazard.

Fab and Willian are not our stars, they are replaceable and due to leave anyway.

Costa will have to leave in summer come what may.

These are players we woulda struggled to get £100m for. Fab4 for example was only made loan offers. But China will give us £200m for them. Who no like awoof?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:08pm On Jan 17, 2017
lordfalcao:
tomorrow you will come and shout Emenalo is clueless
This is nothing to do with Emenalo. This is free awoof money from China. We have £500m stadium to build. The Chinese can pay for it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:05pm On Jan 17, 2017
hensben:
Do you know why i will agree with you on this because of conte. He can turn any player to beast.
Fabio was already a beast under SAF. He will thrive in any attacking fullback or wingback position.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:53am On Jan 17, 2017
We should have asked Boro to give us Fabio (as Moses backup) in exchange for Bamford.

Infact I don't know why Barca didn't go for him to replace Dani Alves.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:51am On Jan 17, 2017
Greatihex:
you are not serious. How can lukaku, mahrez and 30 years old payet help Chelsea?
Wait, did you say we should sell our own hazard for 70m and Willian for 75? Chai, hazard don suffer. Ogami, hazard is not going anywhere. Chelsea should better go and buy players that are tough and intelligent to compliment hazard if they have the ucl title in mind. Goals, goals goals! Mahrez sabi score goal.

This one is just a case of selling a dog and buying monkey. (ire nkita zuru enwe)
If Willian is £75m, Hazard should be no less than £150m.

BTW, I hope you, Chelseafan1, hensben etc know that Hazard will try to leave Chelsea this summer because he said he would leave after another title..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:13am On Jan 17, 2017
GIYAZZ:
Oga Ibime. Good morning, sir.

I greeted you in the rap battle section the other day, you no hear me. I come say make I carry my greeting reach here, make I see As e dey go.

How body?
I dey bros. PM me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:09am On Jan 17, 2017
raumdeuter:
And what will be the motive for this from the club standpoint?
Money for new stadium.

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