₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,043 members, 8,515,202 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 November 2026 at 10:44 AM

Toggle theme

Ibime's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Ibime's Profile › Ibime's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 1139 1140 1141 1142 1143 1144 1145 1146 1147 (of 1716 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:41am On Jan 11, 2017
atebesunny:
After retiring, Ferreira worked for Chelsea as an
ambassador and assistant loan player technical coach.
quite a retirement gift for a guy termed a BURDEN.
fans shaaaaa!!!
Ferreira casted as far back as 2006. From 2008 to 2013 he was just collecting money for nothing. He wasn't even an option if our RB got injured, he was just sitting on his contract.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:57am On Jan 11, 2017
lalaboi:
Bros wants to go and boss it in the lower leagues and earn more money. . If he doesnt boss this league then shame on him!

If indeed Valencia wanted him and he rejected 100K, then Mikel nor get ambition . . Just like how he used to stick to the DM position and never made forward runs once in a while or make more forward passes. . Ambitionless player who made a lot of Nigerians think Mourinho killed his attacking qualities. You would hear a lot of ignorant Nigerian say things like 'Mourinho lo ba Career mikel je' which is merely a hoax

Was he a legend for Chelsea? I see people calling him that mainly because of his length of service to the club but i dont think he is.
Did he give enough top notch performances to be considered a club legend? I doubt that! Makalele and Ballack with less years of service to the club are considered legends unanimously.

Personally, i am glad he's gone from Chelsea, from the Nigerian front? its a worry that this ambitionless bros is our captain and he will be playing in Fudging China!. . yes. . China! oh well
Nna, leave all that talk about ambition. Money talks.

Mikel is a legend like Paulo Ferreira is a legend ie their longevity is due to their sit tight attitude in the last few years of their Chelsea career. I call them more of a burden than a legend.

I will give him props for 2012 UCL final though. He definitely came to the party that day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:08am On Jan 11, 2017
Nihilist:
I'm reading that Alonso has been carrying an injury since he signed for us and now it's getting worse...
Post link so I can make my mind up on buying Ake in FPL.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:56am On Jan 11, 2017
Greatihex:
i am sorry Ibime, this is not enough of an excuse. Hazard had a wonderful 2016. Remember that he regained his form around March or April of 2016 after returning from injury. He then took the form to the euros and then continued with it this season.
Please look for another excuse, don't use hazard.
Voting for these things start 4th November. The vote is for your 2015/16 season performance, not your November/December performance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Ibime(m): 9:10pm On Jan 10, 2017
afrodoc2:
Your question has been on here first, so you have to answer first cheesy. But from your quote it was obvious i was talking about THAT PARTICULAR PERIOD/SEASON.
You on the other hand with the benefit of hindsight and a retrospective view of Iniesta's career have labelled him useless and a eunuch i.a a failure.
So tell us why you were wielding sword for Iniesta as the best midfielder before but now you are wielding sword against anybody that rates him saying he is useless? How did he go from the best to the worst in your eyes and why did you not see it coming?
Ehn, I must have been talking of that moment in time also like Lennon and Kroos.

It must have been the day I discovered that Xavi does all the passing, Dani Alves does all the assisting and 3 different goalkeepers including CHILAVERT have scored more goals. Or maybe it was the day I discovered he can go 365 calendar days with no goal and no assist.

Look I just reach your father SAF house for Old Trafford to watch match so I no get time. If me yarning about Iniesta dey pain you so much, deal with it by yourself and leave me out of it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Ibime(m): 7:19pm On Jan 10, 2017
afrodoc2:
? huh
Explain why you are badgering people calling Iniesta useless now when you once called him the best midfielder in the world?
Explain why you called Aaron Lennon better than Toni Kroos even more recently.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Ibime(m): 7:05pm On Jan 10, 2017
afrodoc2:
LMAO
Yes i have, thanks.
That is why you know i can help you with your weight problem cheesy
But how does that relate to this Iniesta matter? lol
Oh you done tire? You want dig go 2009 abi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Ibime(m): 6:26pm On Jan 10, 2017
If I open up on this junior house doctor, he would regret the day he called my name.

Imagine an eediot mocking me about calling Iniesta best midfielder in 2009. In 2010, when this Junior doctor was going around begging people for money to travel abroad, he was on Nairaland telling us that Aaron Lennon is better than Toni Kroos.

Afrodoc, have you passed your PLAB?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 5:33pm On Jan 10, 2017
raumdeuter:
How do we compare Lampard 1 FIFpro to Iniesta 8 Fifpro

Lampard 0 UEFA team of the year to Iniestas 8 UEFA TOTY

Lampard 1 CL, INiesta 4 CL
Lampard 0 world cups Iniesta 1 world cup
Lampard 0 EURO Iniesta 2 Euro
You sabi Maths start dividing
My friend stop lying. Half of Iniestas awards are for where Messi and co carried him to or residual popularity. Same with Pique. This year is a perfect case in point.

How does Boateng's Kicker Award compared to John Terry match up to what Lampard has won? And stop lying about UEFA team of the Year.

UEFA Midfielder of the year: 2008
FIFA Player of the year Silver Award (1): 2005
Ballon d'Or Silver Award (1): 2005
FWA Footballer of the Year (1): 2005
PFA Fans' Player of the Year (1): 2005
Premier League Player of the Season (2): 2004–05, 2005–06
Premier League PFA Team of the Year (5): 2004–05, 2005–06, 2006–07, 2008–09, 2009–10
FIFPro World XI (1): 2005
England Player of the Year Award (2): 2004, 2005
ESM Team of the Year (3): 2004–05, 2005–06, 2009–10
UEFA Euro Team of the Tournament (1): 2004
Premier league player of the decade: 2001–10
Premier League leader in assists (3): 2004–05: 16 assists, 2005–06: 10 assists, 2009–10: 17 assists
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Ibime(m): 5:28pm On Jan 10, 2017
Nihilist:
Ibime and Afrodoc2

Y'all finished or yall done? cheesy
That House Doctor ain't saying nothing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 5:06pm On Jan 10, 2017
raumdeuter:
Between Lampard and Iniesta who has more awards? Yes I mean award the thing that matter when comparing Terry and Boateng

SHow us Lampard awards and let me show you Iniestas awards

Dont tell us that awards dont matter again
Lampard has enough awards to be compared to Iniesta, never mind historical records that Iniesta can never dream of like higest scoring midfielder etc.

He has played Iniesta several times and made 7 goals or assists in those meetings vs 1 for Iniesta.

We can compare Forrest Gump to Shawshank Redemption, regardless of their Oscar count or Box-Office takings. What we can't do is compare Living in Bondage or AY goes to Atlanta.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 4:41pm On Jan 10, 2017
raumdeuter:
I will refer you to your post below
When we talk of Lampard, we talk of WPOTY runner up. This ain't Boateng aka Living in Bondage that we are talking about here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 4:17pm On Jan 10, 2017
raumdeuter:
Iniesta as always been a Central midfielder because Barcelonas formation plays 3 midfielders and 3 attackers

http://www.transfermarkt.com/andres-iniesta/leistungsdatendetails/spieler/7600/plus/0?saison=&verein=&liga=&wettbewerb=&pos=&trainer_id=
This is what a Barca Central midfielder Passing stats look like.

For the liars that tell us Iniesta is a central midfielder who is busy controlling the flow of the game.

I have highlighted league games only.

Xavi 100 passes per game

Iniesta 60 passes per game


What is he controlling? Do these look like people playing the same position?

If Eunuch Iniesta continues his unproductivity he will soon be called a defender

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 4:08pm On Jan 10, 2017
raumdeuter:
Iniesta as always been a Central midfielder because Barcelonas formation plays 3 midfielders and 3 attackers

http://www.transfermarkt.com/andres-iniesta/leistungsdatendetails/spieler/7600/plus/0?saison=&verein=&liga=&wettbewerb=&pos=&trainer_id=
Talk true. . . .



raumdeuter:
But when a player is stagnant and doesnt know what football productivity is about he gets moved back from attacking midfielder to central midfielder like Pius Eunuch Iniesta

Barca plays a 4-3-3 with Iniesta the most attacking midfielder yet he wants to be considered a central midfielder because he is too unproductive to be called an attacking midfielder

You sef think am, How can you call someone an attacking midfielder and he will have less goals than Chilavert.

If Eunuch Iniesta continues in that manner he will soon be called a defender
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 3:56pm On Jan 10, 2017
raumdeuter:
Iniesta will be 33 this year in football terms he is an old man

Hidden Ikedia Hazard is 26 When Iniesta was 26, He has already won the CL, won the world cup and waiting for the Euros
At what age was Iniesta moved to CM?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:52pm On Jan 10, 2017
raumdeuter:
In place of gifs you can replace them with meaningless stats and tree meme
What is more meaningful than zero goals and zero assists or being outscored by John Terry and Jose Chilavert?


raumdeuter:
But when a player is stagnant and doesnt know what football productivity is about he gets moved back from attacking midfielder to central midfielder like Pius Eunuch Iniesta

Barca plays a 4-3-3 with Iniesta the most attacking midfielder yet he wants to be considered a central midfielder because he is too unproductive to be called an attacking midfielder

You sef think am, How can you call someone an attacking midfielder and he will have less goals than Chilavert.

If Eunuch Iniesta continues in that manner he will soon be called a defender
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Ibime(m): 3:05pm On Jan 10, 2017
afrodoc2:
grin yokozuna are you having brain fatigue? did i quote you?
You need to spend more time in the gym rather than flip flopping all over Nairaland like a beached whale, fattie!
My friend sharrap, bloody House Doctor. Come up with something orginal and stop repeating fables, Chilavert.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Ibime(m): 2:21pm On Jan 10, 2017
afrodoc2:
Fat man , eat a dik! Or come and stop me. Your choice!

If you do not want to be referenced on the internet, log off forever and never come back. Your choice once again.
Just don't go crying that you never quoted me, Chilavert.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Ibime(m): 2:15pm On Jan 10, 2017
afrodoc2:
In 5 years time like the last time. lol
Chilavert, stop referencing me. When I jump in now, you would say you didn't quote me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
raumdeuter:
Niggas cant even be consistent in their argument anymore Less than 4 weeks ago. Ibime was w@nkiing over awards like a teenage boy, now he is questioning the same awards
Keep posting nonsense. Why not post my full statement? My full statement was that awards are more valid than your useless "beasting" gifs you used to post as proof of Boatengs class. But you cut that out to manipulate the context.

Ibime:
Keep posting useless gifs. UEFA and FIFA will take them into consideration and restate awards that 200 coaches voted on.

When we talk about Terry, we talk about 3 times European Defender of the Year, 5 times FIFPRO 11, 4 times UEFA 11, One time FIFA World Cup 11.

When we talk about Boateng, we will give him award for "Boss of GIFS on Bayern thread in Nigerian internet forum".

GTFOH!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:17pm On Jan 09, 2017
homesteady:
This is a massive L for Ibime and his minions, Iniesta got the highest votes in midfield category! grin

Bow down bitches grin grin

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4719216_img20170109190624_jpeg484ed96e47b2d14231b6e04e8cd2991d
Straight to the dustbin. The fact Hazard made no10 with the year he had shows that this rubbish should be left for LAWMA.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:23pm On Jan 09, 2017
Nihilist:
Ake don cast badly for FPL. Na Chambers be the next draft now.
Alonso sef fit don cast. I'm moving to Azpi.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:09pm On Jan 09, 2017
bigkesh:
Nihilist thinks Ake can't make our Eleven? Lol



Not surprised at all
Not in time to profit him FPL wise. FPL is a different beast from real life.

If Conte decides to ease Ake in or rotate him with Alonso, then that is weeks of scoring nil points from Ake.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 2:05pm On Jan 09, 2017
homesteady:
I hope you are preparing for another massive L you would get today?
FIFPRO 11 loading!
That one no consign me. Another one for the dustbin.

All I want to know is why Chilavert is not contributing anything for the team in light of Neymars struggles.

I thank God your fellow fans already agreed that FC Barca is actually FC Messi, so anything the carryalong eunuch Chilavert wins tonight, he should donate it to Messi for bringing him this far.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 1:31pm On Jan 09, 2017
Olamyyde:
the day neymar goes 364 days without scoring I will deactivate my acct
What of Pius Eunuch Iniesta?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 9:18am On Jan 09, 2017
Terver23:
neymar needs to be sold to be psg...hes creativity is now on a zero level....Sell him and buy dybala he's no longer a future barca star.....And this clowns who would read goal.com article then come here and start bashing barca...your life must be real dead
Why is Neymars creativity on a zero level but Chilavert Iniestas is OK?

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Tell Pius Eunuch Chilavert Iniesta to bring something come wey we go chop.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 11:03pm On Jan 08, 2017
homesteady:
I know we would not always win the league, but losing it in such a way is painful!
Tell Pius Chilavert Iniesta to contribute something. You would be level on points if he actually brought something to the table. MSN cannot do it all. S&N are going through a rough patch. We need something from Chilavert.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 10:57pm On Jan 08, 2017
homesteady:
Okay, I'm officially part of #Lucho-Out!
He needs to get out!
When I told you guys that Lucho is rubbish and that even cancer patients in New York hospital can be successful with Barca, you lot were busy throwing treble in my face.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:32pm On Jan 08, 2017
bigkesh:
"Make it your goal to live a quiet life, minding your own business and working with your hands, just as we instructed you before."
1Thessalonians 4:11



Since you missed house fellowship just to troll,Pastor Bigkesh won't let you rot in hell easily
Please don't answer that fellow. There are some people on NL you have to ignore. Many are mad but few are roaming.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:30pm On Jan 08, 2017
Chelseafan1:
Ibime, Bigkesh, please I didn't watch our match, how was Zoumas performance generally, did he play the position we talked about the other day, if yes, was he decent?
Just wanna know if we've found a defender we can drop Cahill for.
You ain't dropping Cahill for Zouma mate. Cahill 10 times smoother on the ball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:34pm On Jan 08, 2017
Peeeeeedriiiiiiiiitooooooo!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:15pm On Jan 08, 2017
amodu:
Too much individual play from RLC.

Batshuayi and RLC aren't communicating well
RLC needs to go. Don't know why they gave him £60k contract for nothing

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 1139 1140 1141 1142 1143 1144 1145 1146 1147 (of 1716 pages)