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Politics › Re: Recession: Obiano Announces Stimulus Package, Tax Cuts by Ibime(m): 8:46pm On Sep 20, 2016
sarrki:
Obiano

Funny dude

I thought he said the ugwu can sustain the state

Abi na political statement?
Obiano gave a classic textbook economist response to the recession.

Buhari could learn from him, both in economics and in effective communication.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:32pm On Sep 20, 2016
Gaaaaaaaaaarrrrrriiiii Caaaaaahiiillll
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:22pm On Sep 20, 2016
Like play like play, with no real threat against us, we have contrived to throw away this game with silly errors. Pedro this time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2016/2017 by Ibime(m): 8:15pm On Sep 20, 2016
raumdeuter:
These Friday kickoff really knocking me off

I usually make Fantasy changes after work on Fridays when all the injury reports would have come in now its always too late

no wonder Negredo who was playing away vs Everton was left as captain plus no goal keeper points for the past 2 weeks since Hweynessey got injured and my backup Guzan no dey play

As I dey so, I am already channeling my inner Arsenal and looking forward to Next season cheesy cheesy grin grin
All this one na story. All we want to know is when are you deleting your team?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:12pm On Sep 20, 2016
I been done forget say Luiz get vision
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:11pm On Sep 20, 2016
Batman poor header
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:04pm On Sep 20, 2016
Alonso phuck up. Na that kain ting go make am lose confidence
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:01pm On Sep 20, 2016
Cahill done cast
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:56pm On Sep 20, 2016
Make this linesman free us na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:37pm On Sep 20, 2016
Kai. Conte want finish Alonso career before it start? Debut against Mahrez?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:36pm On Sep 20, 2016
Nihilist:
I actually penned a rather nasty reply my guy, which I redacted along with my original post so that peace could reign. Sometimes you take an L. It happens. grin
Thank God say you use your church mind accept the L. If say you no gree, we for use force comply you to accept am cos those bigkesh punches na 10 10. Oya hold it. . . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:46pm On Sep 19, 2016
Hehehehe. Bigkesh na dangerous guy o. I thought Nihilist had knocked him out but the punches on the counterattack were just too funny. Bigkesh, na to start to ghostwrite punches for some of these Naija rappers na him sure pass.
Politics › Re: Buhari, Osinbajo, Ministers, Others Pocket N2.3bn Salaries In One Year by Ibime(m): 9:47pm On Sep 18, 2016
vislabraye:
If you believe they only depend on their salaries, then I laugh. Didn't you see all the allowances quoted ? Furniture allowance, 200% of salary.. this allowance, 300% of salary. By tbe time you add all the allowances, it would be 10 times their salaries. Don't forget the racketeering that goes on.
I wish they were stealing only 10 times their Salary.

I'm sure you know 10 times Buhari salary will barely cover his childrens tuition and board in UK.
Politics › Re: Buhari, Osinbajo, Ministers, Others Pocket N2.3bn Salaries In One Year by Ibime(m): 9:41pm On Sep 18, 2016
uwagimboo:
Hahahahahahaha..
The same 300k ur parents ve not madehuh Have u forgotten ur sister was married off inorder to settle ur family debts when ur parents kicked bucket..

Am sure they re indebted to the worms of the earth...
The internet is a great leveller that allows people like us to interact as equals, however you should know that my next 2 days labour is enough to "save your father's soul" and leave change to pay for laser treatment for your skin condition. Your problem was not poor Mathematics but extreme poverty.
Business › Re: Recession: Investment Inflow Shrinks By N642bn Under Buhari by Ibime(m): 9:30pm On Sep 18, 2016
MadamExcellency:
The long and short story depend on Buhari embracing the so-called corrupt Nigeria Business Community to get Nigeria started from where he cremated it alive.

Buhari is like a central defender/captain with deep seated hatred for his goalkeeper (business community) and is doing everything possible to get him sacked while still confessing his love for the progress of the team.

Buhari should be told that capitalists are collaborators and not thieves. He needs them as much as they need him.
You nailed it. The rigid FOREX mechanism is the no1 reason for FDI outflows. I can't exchange my dollars into Naira today in order to invest in your country at an artificially reduced exchange rate, knowing that when the pressure gets too much, you can devalue your currency overnight and wipe out half of my investment. Buhari needs to take his hands off the Naira, full stop.
Politics › Re: Buhari, Osinbajo, Ministers, Others Pocket N2.3bn Salaries In One Year by Ibime(m):
zikter:
I was even tempted to disbelief the fact that the whole president gets a meagre pay of 300k/month
My brother, I am of no doubt that these ministers and President are stealing 1000 times the N200K/N300k per month they collect as salary.

My issue is with the lack of integrity in our journalism, such that the journalist spinned such a commendable story into a negative one, and the fact that the vast majority our youth are illiterates who cannot read, understand and analyse a publication.

The average professional in any of our oil companies or multinationals is earning way more than our Ministers based on the figures published.
Politics › Re: Buhari, Osinbajo, Ministers, Others Pocket N2.3bn Salaries In One Year by Ibime(m): 9:13pm On Sep 18, 2016
Geniro:
You are an ediot for hiding behind the silly exchange rate made possible by this admin to dismiss N2.3 billion as cheap money. Fools like you will equally dismiss the N1.7 billion Aso rock feeding as been cheap using exchange rate with foreign countries as an excuse.

Talk about change !! Zombie
Like I said, poverty is your issue if you think ministers collecting N200K per month are earning too much.
Politics › Re: Buhari, Osinbajo, Ministers, Others Pocket N2.3bn Salaries In One Year by Ibime(m): 8:45pm On Sep 18, 2016
Geniro:
Zombie, do you know what N2.3. billion is ?
N2.3bln is £4m.

Are you not ashamed that your President, VP, 36 ministers, Special advisers, Speech writers, Directors General, Accountant General of the Federation, Permanent Secretaries, CEOs of agencies and INEC Resident Electoral Commissioners between all of them made only £4m?

Where the highest earning of them (President) collects only N3.5m per year or N300k per month?

Like I said, you are either suffering from extreme poverty or poor mathematics, choose one.
Politics › Re: Buhari, Osinbajo, Ministers, Others Pocket N2.3bn Salaries In One Year by Ibime(m): 8:35pm On Sep 18, 2016
uwagimboo:
I agree but help ur family eradicate the poverty they keep inheriting from the dayz of noah...
You are the one inheriting poverty since the days of Noah. Is N300k not your pops whole life savings as per the link below? No wonder you are crying foul that the President is earning the same N300k per month that took your pops a whole lifetime to save. Like I told you, that is 1/10th the average accountants salary in UK. Your own poverty has finished doing press up long ago, it has graduated to Olympic weightlifting.

https://www.nairaland.com/3184779/how-retrieve-fund-save-soul
Politics › Re: Buhari, Osinbajo, Ministers, Others Pocket N2.3bn Salaries In One Year by Ibime(m): 8:19pm On Sep 18, 2016
uwagimboo:
3.2 billion for just a few headshuh

Broz u sef go corrupt..
Either Poverty or poor Maths dey worry you.

36 Ministers, President, VP, special assistants and speech writers etc are inside that N2.3bln.

Only 6 NASS members earn as much as the whole cabinet, their speech writers, President and VP and their assistants put together.

The money they even quoted as President and VPs salary (N3m) is just 1/10th of the average accountants salary in the UK. So you mean to tell me President collects just N300k per month and you are crying foul?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:09pm On Sep 18, 2016
Nihilist:
Stoke conceding 2 from set pieces in quick succession. grin

Mark Hughes has un-Stoked Stoke City...
Marc Wilson claimed Stoke have never spent one minute training on defence in 2 years before Mark Hughes got pissed and sold him.

Their defence done cast finish sotay one of my sure FPL strategies is to pick players facing Stoke that week.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 3:04pm On Sep 18, 2016
Oh boy this party go hawt. grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:40pm On Sep 18, 2016
Chelseafan1:
Kindly educate me briefly, what is the meaning of those different types of passes.
Key passes
Pass completion
Attack score
Successful passes.
All you need to know in that position is key passes, assists and no of chances created.

If we are comparing DMs, we can place onus on no of passes and % successful passes.

Your free education is over. Leave me alone.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:12pm On Sep 18, 2016
Chelseafan1:
Abeg, make we hear word jare, which Useless Debryne is better than Hazard in passing, dey both had 100% passing completion, De Bruyne was only slightly better with key passes, Hazard was better at the Euros by far, Hazard has a better pass completion.., over all attack score, Hazard was better, which kind yeye passes u dey yarn about.?
You must have hit your head on a stone. The below is what we are looking for, not how many dribble and give, dribble and give passes were successful for Hazard.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2016/2017 by Ibime(m): 1:06pm On Sep 18, 2016
tolutweety:
To think I dropped Ettiene Capoue on the bench, thinking this Man Utd will contain him somehow... sad
Same here. . . . Oh boy, na to captain Capoue every game henceforth be the koko.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:04pm On Sep 18, 2016
Chelseafan1:
I don dig up stats to compare Hazard with Debryne....bros don see am, e no talk anything.
You digged up stats showing that De Bruyne is better than Hazard in passing. We are not responsible for your lack of understanding. I cannot pamper to foolishness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:04am On Sep 18, 2016
Greatihex:
did you care to check their through balls rating?
How many of such awards does he have? How many has he even been nominated for. Even the year he won the said award, hazard still ranked ahead of him in the ballon d'or.
Mr man, you are just trolling comparing Hazard passing to DeBruyne.

I have never seen West Ham fans bemoan lack of incisive passing when Payet and I have never seen City fans bemoan lack of incisive passing with De Bruyne on the pitch, but not a 90 mins goes by when Chelsea fans do not cry for lack of vision and start baying for Fabregas.

Please pick another aspect to dispute whether crossing, hardwork, finishing or intelligence. You must have bumped your head trying to claim Hazard a better passer than DeBruyne, which even Stevie Wonder can see.

Even FIFA17 thinks you are trolling.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:44am On Sep 18, 2016
Greatihex:
i wonder how this visionless mugu keeps winning individual awards in the presence of the ones with vision. This is the greatest misery of life o. How come he keeps getting into the team of the year and winning awards upon awards since his early age, yet, those with vision can't win same awards even when they still play in the same league and team. It is really a big misery to unravel.
My friend you ain't saying nothing.

The same DeBruyne went to Germany and took player of the year in the presence of Muller, Lewandowski, Robben, Aubameyang and co.

Dem never dash Hazard vision to pass ball where DeBruyne dey.

The same Payet and DeBruyne when stationed on the left wing easily cut in time and time again, open up the pitch and release instant through passes, something we hardly ever see Hazard do.

They are not mates in passing in this life or the next.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:17am On Sep 18, 2016
Greatihex:
passing. Even in his worst season, he still had a better pass success. It is obvious that last season affected his overall stats.
Click on the passing tab, scroll down to the bottom of the page and tell me DeBruynes key passes per game vs Hazard. (3 vs 2.2)

Hazard and Willian doing harmless and visionless dribble and give, dribble and give all match does not mean they pass better. It just means they are visionless. You might as well pull up Mikels give I give pass rate of 94% and tell me he is a better passer.

Every DeBruyne pass is a through pass on goal or a release into space. They could be intercepted or they could go through to the goalkeeper.

That is why he makes more key passes and why he would have beat Premierleague assist record last season (in his first full season) if not for injury

You must be trying to troll comparing Hazard to DeBruyne in passing. The only Chelsea player that can even be considered next to DeBruyne in passing is Fabregas, and he is Hazard's Lord and Saviour in that aspect.

Hazard is just as visionless as every other Chelsea mugu on the pitch, until we start begging Conte to bring on Fabregas to release some through balls.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:00am On Sep 18, 2016
Greatihex:
passing
You must be on drugs! grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:38am On Sep 18, 2016
bigkesh:
Ramdueter is Thorgan hazard a very good player?...I haven't seen anything from him this season after he dissapointed me last season

He has 6 goals in 7 games, M asking cause I know stats don't tell it all
We have buyback clause of £15m on his head. Fret not, if he keeps it up, we can get him easily.

Let's just say he's 100% a better AM than any we currently have, whether he is top class is still left to be seen, but he is surely an upgrade.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:35am On Sep 18, 2016
Greatihex:
if I prove you wrong in at least one of those things you mentioned, I will take it that others are false.
https://www.whoscored.com/Players/73084/History/Kevin-De-Bruyne

https://www.whoscored.com/Players/33404/History/Eden-Hazard
Be precise and to the point. Let me know what you are disputing.

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