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airmark:
If barca's interests' rumour is confirmed , then you should be happy

Any interest in Cuadrado is welcome

airmark:
It seems conte may be bringing cuadrado back from juve, ibime may not like it ooo. Meanwhile, Cuadrado is the juventus player of the month of february.

No. Cuadrado is coming back because Juventus don't want him and have failed to redeem their contract.

Bimffo:
Not whine Dayo na. E fit wave the debt for me.

So 1 question,

Is Iniesta still an unproductive Niggâ?

Yes, Iniesta is unproductive in comparison to his mates in elite position.

I didn't say he's not a great player, but I expect more goals and assists from him.

Bimffo:
Na 9ja I dey right now.

A deal is a deal. But I no dey pay that agbaya, Sleekdot.

Oya come make I factor your debt.

Dayo aka Sleekdot, as per say my guy dey Naija, come make we renegotiate.

Can he pay at official exchange rate?

afrodoc2:
Come on you don rest your case , please let us listen to ibime's defence. He might have a very plausible explanation for the plethora of evidence you have tabled before the court

Dayo is a deadly nigga!!!!!

No need to yarn too much. Ibime has much more refined taste and footie understanding than he did 7 years ago. Simples!

Nihilist:
Na Wetin dey always piss me off the most about Ibime matter be that.

The guy has a one kind of cult following like that wey dey follow am without question. Bimffo unfortunately is one.

I remember that RLC matter. The guy played averagely at best in his debut. Ibime claimed that the boy played fantastically...next thing I saw Bimffo and others repeating it.

I nearly put my keyboard through my screen that day...especially when it led to calls for RLC to be introduced to the 1st team.

Thank God Jose called him out and ended the madness.

Ibime Thunder fire your left ball there...

You are a hater nigga.

Why should anyone agreeing with my view irk you?

If Chelsea fans are happy to see a young boy make his debut, we would look for positives.

Why must I hold on to my first impression of RLC? Because of Nihilist?

It's just like Iniesta - when my mind matured to look beyond dribbles and such and look at effectiveness first, I no too send am again. In 2009 Hazard was one of my favourite wingers that I kept begging for Chelsea to sign. Now I don't care much about him.

Look at this dude loading nonsense from 7 years ago.

I realised Iniesta is a fraud long ago.

Xavi is my favourite midfielder and have repeated that several times.

afrodoc2:
If a player has over 100 career assists i can not with a straight face and without fear of condemnation from above label him as unproductive.
It can be said that Lampard was more productive than Iniesta but saying Iniesta was unproductive is untrue.

How many players have 100 career assists sef?

100 assists in 14 years is not many.

It's actually less than 10 a season.

When you've played your whole career in a top club join. Abeg.

afrodoc2:
u don kolo
How come nobody asked ibime to compare Lampard champions league assists to Iniesta's assists and also compare their National team assists?

Compare goals and assists together, Lampard shyts on Iniesta in Europe or National Team goals+assists.

sebod:
Some just jumped in and were shouting Iniesta went a year without goals and assists, some shouted how unproductive he is all because their hero said so.

You are very stewpid!!!

Iniesta went a year without no la liga goals and assists.

Dayokanu was trying to trap Airmark on a technicality by asking him to bet that Iniesta went a season without goal and assist.


Iniesta went goalless and assistless in LaLiga from March 2014 to April 2015.

That's why I was asking Dayo to bet on a year, not on a season.


Don't think because Dayo won a bet that Iniesta is now productive. He is still unproductive, Dayo just won a bet.

Sleekdot abeg make we check where Bimffo dey based.

If he dey Naija, abeg forgive am the debt.

You done see exchange rate recently?

Dayo aka Sleekdot, abeg send $50 for that money come my side.

All this provoke wey I dey provoke Bimffo, na agent work I dey do!!!


Nihilist, thunder fire you dia!!!! My mentions right now be like:

Nihilist:
Are you a fool?

Whats the difference between Xavi and Iniesta? Or Bastian and Iniesta? Or Pirlo and Iniesta? or Iniesta and Zidane?

Are they not all central midfielders?

If we even go the era of 442...Did Beckham and Giggs not play in that same era? Did they not have more assists than Zidane? Abi dem swear for you?

I've been going easy on you cos I no wan tear your pant for market square. Better check yourself before you wreck yourself...cos if i bring stats now from that era you go wound o.

If someone did not knock you on the head, you would know Pirlo is the deepest midfielder for Juve.

If someone did not knock you on the head, you would know Zidane was stationed on the left wing for Real.

If someone did not knock you on the head, you would know that Schweinsteiger plays in the pivot.

If someone did not knock you on the head, you would know that Xavi is a deep lying midfielder

Why don't you shut your gob and focus on your specialist area of rugby where I am sure you are very knowledgeable.


Like I said Iniesta apologists keep disappearing him deeper into the midfield like Homer Simpson.

Iniesta entered Barca first team in 2002 with 53 goals and 127 assists in his club career

Muller entered Bayern first team in 2009 with 187 goals and 116 assists in his club career.

Lampard entered West Ham first team in 1998 and posted 244 goals and 176 assists in his club career (He did not play for a big club until 2001).


Someone should please define UNPRODUCTIVE!!!

Nihilist:
If you follow this discussion from the very beginning you'll see that I was the one who brought in Zidane and Xavi to the table.

Ibime gave every excuse under the sun why these so called unproductive niggas are acclaimed as some of the best that ever did it.

No point going there again.

Fact remains that Iniesta had far more individual awards than our Super Frank, assists and goals notwithstanding

Stop bringing back discredited arguments we have gone over several times.

It's like someone hit you on the head to be bringing up Xavi, Schweinsteiger and Pirlo. Are they Attacking Midfielders?

Zidane, you have confessed you never had your senses when you watched him play. His numbers are good compared to midfielders in 4-4-2 formation in his generation.

You just like to add mouth for no reason with no sense.

Quit repeating yourself. I hate dumb niggas.

So what is the final assist tally for Iniesta for Barcelona?

I'm 100% sure it is nowhere near the 150 Dayo was claiming yesterday.

I'm sure it is in the 100 region.

Someone should give us that number.

Bimffo:
With over 85 goals scored between the World best football trio (Messi, Neymar, Messi) in all club competitions this season, why does Iniesta have only 1 assist to contribute to their course.?

This is the definition of a "Carry me along" player.

Iniesta should be a PDP politician because politicians are the ones who beg to be carried along.

Like I said, if Iniesta played for any other club, they would have been questioning his productivity a long time ago.

His mates in AM position are busy making the key difference to their clubs in multiple games every season, while he is always waiting to be carried along. Spits.

Bimffo:
Please Iniesta stats of All time is



45 goals and 65 assists (Passes that led to goals)


We don't have to lie to win an argument.


Some of Us are just here to read and learn.

Definition of an unproductive nigga!!!

Bimffo:
Please, Ibime, Nihilist, Pataki, A40, Airmark. Abeg help me tag people hensben!

Dayo is a fūcking Liar!!! 150 assists for Barca.

Lmaooo, Na Basket ball assists na.

You dey mind that clown?

I just dey look am since wey him dey talk say Iniesta get 150 assists only be say I no get time to factcheck.

Dayo put your money where your mouth is as Bimffo has challenged.

I sure say Iniesta does not have up to 100 assists in his Barcelona career.

I have never known that unproductive nigga to make assists in any decent volume.

dmcdad:
It's not about making dribbles with no vision or end products. The aim is to make a dribble with a view to either scoring or assisting a teammate in scoring.

I could swear you were talking about Iniesta here rather than Hazard.

I mean someone told us his purpose on the pitch is to dribble 5 men, not to score or assist.

Dadehmola:
Haba Ibime - what is this biko??

Aside his goals (and maybe assists ), when has Muller ever "dominated" a match??

Muller - "perfect" package of an AM??

Even Dayo no go follow you bandy this kinda argument.

E be like say you no get eye.

When has Muller ever been dominated?

I ask you question, you dey ask me question back.

Muller is always in every fight. If you did not know for example, Muller covered the most ground in the World Cup.

You will die and go to heaven before you see Mullers midfield being pushed back and he won't roll up his sleeves, get involved and be brave on the ball. Muller is comfortable in every scenario.

You think say he be passenger like your boy Mata?

Dadehmola:
Aside stats, what exactly does Muller bring to the table and how is he a "full package"??

When is Muller ever dominated in a match?

If things go sour, Muller pulls his weight and more.

Nihilist:
You need to accept that Lampard was a unique, one-off talent.

You also need to accept that he has gone...and he's not coming back

A lot of these guys supporting your inane arguments don't realise that you compare every single midfielder to Lampard, instead of appreciating their own unique qualities

Ibime you need to let go....and stop acting like a psychotic ex who's boyfriend left her 10 years ago, but she still texts him every night...

When we discuss elite AMs, we have to look at the full package. Hence they are ELITE.

Iniesta gives me more than what I need in terms in terms of controlling the nitty gritty of midfield play, but he does not give me what I need in terms of the business end.

Mata gives me what I need in terms of goals and assists but does not give me anything in the nitty gritty of midfield.

It is no secret that that is why I love Lampard and that is why I love Muller. They are my standard for an AM. They bring what I need in an AM to the table. Simples.

sleekdot:
You are desperate to disgrace yourself
Games Iniesta missed completely in La Liga alone excluding those he came in as a sub

Va Villareal August 31 2014
vs Grenanda sept 27 2014
va celta vigo
vs Almeria
Vs Valecia
vs Sevilla
vs Elche
vs Bilbao
vs Levante
vs Grenanda
vs Eibar
vs Almeria
vs Valencia
vs Getafe

Stop using reverse Mathematics nigga.

Tell us how many games he played without scoring and assisting so we can laugh our arses off.

All I need from you is a single number not all this long story.

Arithmetic does not require essay.

sleekdot:
Too much fat na him dey worry you

Juan Mata 32 goals 58 assists in 2 seasons

Ibime was Mata productive or unproductive

Mata is a very productive nigga!!!!

Football is ying and yang.

I do not accept one without the other.

Any AM that is not productive can go.

Any AM that similarly does not get involved in the nitty-gritty of midfield work can go also.

It is no secret that this is my position - always has been. I hate lazy no 10s and I hate unproductive AMs in equal measure.


That is why Lampard is my favourite AM.

sleekdot:
Ibime was Mata productive or not for Chelsea?

Will you stop being foolish?

Ibime:
That's why I like my nigga Lampard. . . . a productive ninja who holds his own in any situation, whether the game turns defensive or whether attacking, he carries his own weight and that of his teammates.

Nihilist:
The same way Ibime pronounced 'productive nigga' Mata a passenger....and a gaggle of fans here actually agreed

What is funny about this?

Ibime has been proven right about Mata to the point you actually agreed few months later . . . . despite screeching like a castrated goat at the loss of your hero.

Nobody is missing Mata nigga. . . . Manure fans are ready to pursue him out their club.

That's why I like my nigga Lampard. . . . a productive ninja who holds his own in any situation, whether the game turns defensive or whether attacking, he carries his own weight and that of his teammates.

hensben:
what does iniesta do that lampard is not better at?

Dribbling and playing "give me, I give you". . . . but nothing to do with the job of an AM.

Sleekdot, we want to know how many league games Iniesta played in his over 365 days without an assist or goal.

We no go relent till you tell us.

I know he missed only 4 La Liga games due to injury in that time frame, so I am desperate to hear how many games he played.

sleekdot:
How many games did Iniesta start in the 365 days time frame?

Oh my gaaaawd. . . . . do you have no shame for Iniesta? A so called world class midfielder.

Why don't you tell us?

I have never seen such desperation to defend an unproductive nigga in my life.

Iniesta went over a year without scoring or assisting in La Liga.

Someone should bet me £1k on that, lets see if I won't chop money over that unproductive nigga.

Nihilist:
But this doesn't make sense

Fab(8 goals 12 assists in his last league season at Barca) was sent away to be replaced by Rakitic(5 goals and 7 assists in his last league season at Barca)

Mobility.

You don't need a prophet to tell you that Barca require something different from their midfielders

My friend bite the bullet and accept that you've goofed once again...to add to your large catalogue of goofs from the past.

Don't be foolish. . . . is Fab4 not facing same problem at Chelsea?

The ninja is productive, but he can't run. . . . even with his assists upon assists, many Chelsea fans would prefer a more mobile midfielder.

I brought him up to show up the foolish excuses that Barcelona play a system that does not allow midfielders to produce.

What does that have to do with Iniesta aka Mr "Carry me Along"?