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Education › Re: How To Survive A Dog Attack (pictures) by Ibime(m): 6:04am On Apr 08, 2016
All this one na story. Pour sand sand at the dog, he will run away.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:31pm On Apr 07, 2016
Nihilist:
It's quite interesting that even on FM2016, Camacho always seems to refuse to sign a new contract.

For 10m, I dont see why we shouldnt be going for him though. He has more tackles and interceptions than Sergio Busquets in their league this season, and should most likely represent an upgrade on Mikel
My only problem with him is his passing. . . .it's just not good enough for Chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:46pm On Apr 06, 2016
Dis one wey Wolfsburg kpai Madrid, I been dey expect to log in and see raumdeuter pontificating. I shock.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:43pm On Apr 06, 2016
SIRcumalot:
why Hernandez name no dey for leverkusen guys na.
Because he is an EPL reject.

You know a league is suffering when Naldo is named among the top players.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:39pm On Apr 06, 2016
raumdeuter:
Na the top players in EPL be that o According to EPL fans yet when it comes to world cup none would be seen or heard when it comes to Balon d or same thing

Its like saying

Dortmund - Hummels, Aubameyang, Reus, Gundogan,
Leverkusen - Canhaloglu, Bellarabi, Bender, Bernd Leno
Wolfsburg - Rodriguez, Draxler, Gustavo, Naldo
Schalke - Huntelaar, Sane, Goretzka Geis

I wont even bother to name players in Bayern
Naldo is a top player at Wolfsburg?

You mean the same girraffe leg Naldo?

grin grin grin grin

Comedy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:36pm On Apr 05, 2016
Conte drops in at Cobham for talks with Terry, Matic, Hazard and Costa.
Politics › Re: 160 Fuel Tankers Allocated To The North, 40 To The South-West by Ibime(m): 11:25pm On Apr 05, 2016
Sagamite:
I am sure probably half of you are cretinous agents of "Corruption Fighting Back", who are paid to come and whip up public annoyance by the people who destroyed your life.

Lets pack that for now. Let me focus on the **** who have been whipped up.

Apart from the news being from an unreliable set of cretins calling themselves journalists, do any of you fuuktards think Capital Oil or other distributers are owned by the government?

Even if this news was through, and so what?

If a private company chooses to transport his products to a certain region to cell, what is your business?

They are not free to take their products to wherever they deem it fit to sell and profit from?

If they are going to spend their thousands of dollars to transport to place where it cannot sell or does not profit them, is it you that will lose your money?

****
My brother. I tire o.

The first question an educated person would ask is what Govt has to do with a private venture
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:06pm On Apr 05, 2016
CFCman:
It's doubtful that Conte will sell Mikel. I predict he will keep faith with Mikel for one more season to see if Mikel could excel as a deep-lying playmaker in a pivot with Fabregas.
You must have deathwish for Chelsea
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:14pm On Apr 05, 2016
Uefalona
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Wizkid's Directors Who May Have Leaked The Smelly Vagina Story by Ibime(m): 7:38pm On Apr 04, 2016
Una done miss am.

Banky W is the Director in question.

He is literally the Director of EME records where Wizkid spent the bulk of his career.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:58pm On Apr 04, 2016
As long as RA doesn't give balance of power to Emenalo, the ninny era should be over.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Ibime(m): 10:29am On Apr 04, 2016
lalaboi:
You nor announce say you are no longer top. . shior.

You will now say that its not relevant but as at the time you had points lead, it was relevant
If I top the league, you will say it doesn't count unless I win the title. . . .so allow me focus on winning the title please.
Celebrities › Re: Emir Of Sanusi Wears A Pair Of Louboutin by Ibime(m): 3:05pm On Apr 03, 2016
That's an ugly pair of shoes
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Ibime(m): 2:21am On Apr 03, 2016
Ipukulu Marines and The Chaze are the first teams to qualify for FA Cup playoffs!
Politics › Re: Obama Praises Buhari At Nuclear Summit In Washington by Ibime(m): 7:37am On Apr 02, 2016
America will know - GEJ
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:28pm On Mar 31, 2016
darkenedrebel:
Nonetheless, you should also bear in mind that Iniesta is more venturesome, motile and loves embarking on dazzling runs which in most cases lead to goals - and that makes him more susceptible to getting dispossessed than Xavi who almost never embarked on such runs...
Being dispossessed while dribbling does not count as a failed pass.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:52pm On Mar 31, 2016
darkenedrebel:
And 73% is not a good enough plateau? shocked Or you're just trying to take the gilt off the ginger bread on purpose?...
Any ninja performing below 85% dey phuck up.

73% means you throway one out of 4 passes.

Xavi did the same world cup at 92%.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:44pm On Mar 30, 2016
raumdeuter:
Did Chelsea not try Glenn Hoddle before dumping him for Gullit, Vialli and co? Did Liverpool not give several opportunities to Brendan Rodgers, Kevin Keegan etc
Correction. Hoddle dumped Chelsea for England.

On the argument, I find the English to be generally backward in football.

England is the only big team I know not to have a deeplying playmaking defensive midfielder to control the game, yet expect to win tournaments without that midfield control. It is no surprise that the last winning teams had Schweini and Kroos controlling the game from deep, and brfore that Busquets, Alonso and Xavi, even going back 10 years, you have Pirlo and De Rossi.

Meanwhile the only half-decent DMs England produced in the last 15 years are Hargreaves and now Dier, both foreign trained.

And yet the English don't see the urgency of the situation and their press think they can win tournaments without this key portion of the team.

Only in England would Paul Scholes be allowed to retire early to make way for Gerrard and Lampard and the press won't bat an eyelid. While Lampard in particular is a great AM, the game is controlled from the deep position and Scholes was the only nigga England had that can drop deep, receive the ball from the back 4 and dictate the game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:00pm On Mar 30, 2016
raumdeuter:
Neville sacked he'll be back to yabbing coaches

Benitez should have waited for his Valencia job instead of the Newcastle useless gig he took
It's nothing for Valencia to wait till season end if they truly want Benitez.

BTW, Neville done fall out with Peter Lim? See as him friend just disgrace am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:24am On Mar 30, 2016
Super Eagles fail to qualify for ANC 2 tournaments in a row.

Nigerians have never failed to disappoint me as a people. It all boils down to maladministration and corruption in NFF.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:33am On Mar 30, 2016
John Stones and Jagielka transferring their defensive uselessness from Everton to England.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:26am On Mar 30, 2016
The moment you realise that Iniesta only completed 73% of his passes at 2010 World Cup. shocked shocked shocked

Kai. Xavi has done a lot for that nigga.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:57am On Mar 29, 2016
dmcdad:
And you think they wouldn't have preferred to win? Especially knowing that staying second will pit them against Brazil who topped their group. Look for another excuse abeg.
No it pit them against Denmark who topped their group.

They met Brazil in QF
Christianity Etc › Re: "You Will Die" - Johnson Suleiman To El-Rufai (Video) by Ibime(m): 10:58pm On Mar 28, 2016
oganology33:
El-rufai is a religious idiot na. Who doesn't know dat. Even Buddhists know dat.
Warning: Hate Christianity @ Ur Own Soul Peril. Think I'm lyinghuh Ask Saul.
Stop yarning nonsense.

El-Rufai banned public preaching to douse tensions as both muslim and christian preachers have been stirring up ethnic and religious sentiments which are veering toward genocide.

The imams are threatening him worse than this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:09am On Mar 28, 2016
Samir Handanovic and Diego Benaglios contracts are expiring this summer, plus I have 100% faith in Begovic.

Make Courtois dey misyarn.

This is why I said last summer that we should keep Cech and sell Courtois who Madrid were ready to pay £45m for.

It was a no brainer. With the loss of DD and Lampard and the impending loss of Terry, Cech was the last leader in the team.

Furthermore, that is a goalie who guarantees world class performances for the next 5 years and will only charge £100k per week due to his age, whereas Courtois will start asking for £200k after one or two seasons.
Food › Re: Worst Food You Have Ever Eaten? by Ibime(m): 10:34pm On Mar 27, 2016
I like seafood so I ordered oysters at a restaurant, not knowing Europeans eat their oysters raw. I nearly vomit that day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:43pm On Mar 26, 2016
Eric Dier. . . what a player. . . England had to import him from Portugal to save them from their usual headless chicken midfielders
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:38pm On Mar 25, 2016
Dadehmola:
You mean you never played this?? shocked shocked

Nna Mehn, you miss oo!!!

Ignore the scoreline though cheesy grin
I play socially small small but like once a month. I no fit recall detail. Those days na physical activity dey interest me more.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:16pm On Mar 25, 2016
Dadehmola:
Ibime - I can see you are viewing...

What's your contribution, Abi na only table soccer you bin dey play throughout that period??
I be counterball and table tennis man. I no sabi all this one wey una dey yarn.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:38pm On Mar 24, 2016
Nihilist:
Abeg what was the name of that PSG striker that broke into the SE around the early noughties....he was short, very fast, but very useless in front of goal?
You were 15 years old in 2002 and you don't know Ogbeche? You see what I said about ogbomosho weed delaying your development?

Ogbeche was Labour Prefect at FGC Okigwe in 1995. So imagine my surprise when he showed up at PSG in 2002 claiming to be 18 years old.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:29pm On Mar 24, 2016
raumdeuter:
Jonathan Akpoborie came more after US 94. I remember a game before Atlanta, I think he just came to the Stadium to watch Ngeria vs Togo as a spectator and the coach drafted him to dress up and join the team

The strikers queuing to US 94 were Owubokiri, Yekini, Efan Ekoku I think. afrodoc can assist
Ha Richard Owubokiri, my townman. I don forget that guy. Yes that's the one I meant wey dey run leave ball.

You remember Sam Pam from 1995 Gold Cup? That time wey we dey play give I give football for monkey post, we called it Sam Pam football. That was our first definition of tiki taka.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:30pm On Mar 24, 2016
@ Raumdeuter,

Mobi Oparaku was so poor at France 98, they had to send Headmaster Adepoju to play rightback after the 1st game till tournament finish.

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