₦airaland Forum

FBS:
Rami is faster than Dembele and the boy no dey tire. Just follow him everywhere and make life uncomfortable for him. Nothing else is required.

My guy, fast no dey collect ball for pesin leg, nor does it stop someone adept at shielding the ball with his body who will troway you with body strength and swerve you off before advancing on your goal.

If your leg no full ground, your leg no full ground.

FBS:
Against Spurs I'd say...
- walahi Hazard, Willian and Pedro/Oscar get enough fire power, brilliance and magic to make Rose, Walker and Dyer take 7 days off after the match.
- Deploy Ramires (shout out to Ibime ) to shackle Dembele.
- Matic to dwarf Eriksen for 90+ mins
Harry Kane? pfff. A "Cane" has got nothing on a Rock. Zouma.

Lobatan. 3 points.

plus, make una help beg Diego to stay in his bloody position.

Ramires shackle Dembele?

With what strength?

Dembele wey dey bully strong guys like Kouyate. . . . na that insect Ramires you want send to fight with am?

MuhdG:
Wow! You schooled 2gether?

No but my friend did.

Emaprince:
Naija rappers are frauds just like our leaders. They just cant come up with something new. As a rapper, one is supposed to always pen some random verses which may bail him out in some unexpected cyphers, freestyles(to avoid choking), but here, what they do is to go to a cypher which they had all the time in this world to prepare for and spit one of their old verses. FRAUDS!!!

Its not easy touring everyday, doing rehearsals, doing different commercial responsibilities and have the time to keep some spare verses around.

Besides, the minute you spit in a cypher and someone capture it on camera, you have to write a new one.

Not to mention if you are going from one radio station to another, you will just exhaust any verse you had.

Keeping spare verses is mostly for underexposed rappers who are hardly busy and have the spare time.

Yes Don Jazzy is 33. That is his correct age.

Anyone who attended FGC Ijanikin in the 90s would confirm that.

kr0ne:
Oga, please, ensure your password is strong enough, and I hope you didn't associate your NL email with any other business you have outside?

Nope. . . .

AdeLaNa1:
Wen una dey exchange noods up and down, how wont they hack ur e-mail

funlord:


Aaah? For dis kind xmas time na him you wan put person 4 inside pokey? Abeg "gbenguze" if na you leave the man account oh! Make we no start to see "eyin omo wobe" thread part 2!!!

Na warning o. . . .

Someone dey try hack my email from London since Saturday. . . . make I just warn whoever not to go down a road that will lose them their freedom. . . .

Someone dey try hack my email from London since Saturday. . . . make I just warn whoever not to go down a road that will lose them their freedom. . . .

raumdeuter:
Mimi group

CHelsea F 3 A 3
Porto GF 4 GA 5
Kiev GF 7 GA 4


A draw might favour chelsea actually worst case finish 2nd

A draw means Porto get knocked out of the mini group on goal difference.

Then it goes to H2H with Kiev and we win the group.

raumdeuter:
Chelsea 10

Porto 10
Kiev 8

Kiev plays Macabi and should win taking them to 11

Porto already beat Chelsea, So a drwa but both porto and chelsea on 11 points and chelsea eliminates on inferior head to head

But we would have superior head to head with Kiev also on 11 points.

What they would do is remove Tel Aviv from the table and take it down to goa difference, then goals scored.

Do you have the reduced table?

raumdeuter:
Chelsea need to beat Porto in the last game to qualify

You sure?

Explain the Maths

Danhumprey:
ibime,do you now rate oscar?

Say who die?

Oscaaaaaaar!

3-0.


This Baba Rahman na confirmed wasteman regardless of that cross.

Conceding freekick to Chelsea is almost like conceding penalty with Willian around.

Williaaaaaaaaaannnnn!!!!

Vivalavida99:
Chelsea's football has been nothing less than a madterclass, but we need to score goal

Na this kain football we go dey play until opposition counterattack and score.

All I see is ineffective give me I give you football here.

Even against 10 men and a rubbish team. SMH.

Danhumprey:
by the way,how do you rate rooney so far this season?

He needs to ride bench for Martial as far as I'm concerned

dyabman:
You've never wished me Good since Ramirez became a Chelsea Player .. and i like him and you don't .. I'm not surprise , but hey , I will give you a run for your money..

Hahahaha. My guy.

Ramires has nothing to do with your position on the FPL. Na 3 points I dey come collect for your hand this weekend, like it or not.

Paul Scholes will say anything to defend Rooney at this stage

dyabman:
How many teams dey relegate for Nairaland FA cup ?

However many, you go dey among.

I done join line to collect my obligatory 3 points from you next weekend.

ELYMAXiimus:
lolol. The way wey you take dey change your mouth like robots needing ORal care, ehn, i tire.
I THOUGHT you said, before, that chilla jones is the GOAT in battlerap?

Omo leave am. Ive been sleeping on Yung Ill.

Go watch Yung Ill vs Tsu Surf

GIYAZZ:
See as Coogar downfall dey sweet Ibime. I swear Bis na Agbaya!

No be matter of sweet. It's a case of a person I know since 2007 and the person you know are not the same person. I know his antecedents and a lot more behind the scenes, long before most of you joined NL. I did not want to turn this section into turmoil by bringing ish up, and disturb this section more than it has already been disturbed. I have been knowing Sauron or Gbenga for a long time as you can see below. Let's just leave it at that.

francizy:
You haven't lived in Nigeria for 19years but yet you conversing in what you know nothing about. Oga park one side abegi!

E dey pain you?

Kindly tell us the oil price during GEJs tenure, and tell us how he met the Excess Crude Account and Foreign Reserves, and where he left it.

To the point where FG workers were owed salary when he left, Nigeria was broke and in debt and oil price had now fallen.

You expect someone to come in and carry GEJs debts while earning half his revenue and still move the country forward with capital projects when oil price cannot even cover the debts GEJ left.

Yet you have the gumption to dey blame the wrong person who inherited this mess. Either you are stupid or biased. Continue to dey suffer am. E never start to pain you. You deserve it.

francizy:
E pain am!!!

Na you e dey pain. I havent lived in Nigeria for 19 years.

Dey there dey suffer am while playing sentimental politics.

This is the most influential ninja in terms of modern day polysyllabics


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3faxvH38HA

darkenedrebel:
no....but majority of the rappers in that era were monosyllabic.. ... Rakim/Pun/L weren't monosyllabic but you can't compare the complexity & the quality of rhymes em brings to theirs ...there's a vast difference..
all I'm trying to say is that it was em that really raised the bar & went berseck in the aspect of rhyming especially...he didn't pioneer it but he went haywire with it....if you understand what i mean

I was around in that era. Majority of rappers were polysyllabic eg Nas, Jay Z, Jadakiss, Big Pun, Big L, Nature, Cormega, the whole Terror squad, Heltah Skektah, Outsidaz, Kool G Rap, Tracey Lee, AZ, Black Thought etc.

You couldnt be an East coast rapper in those days and be monosyllabic. Biggie was really the last monosyllabic East coast guy on that level.

The key areas Em influenced the game is in humour and double-time rhyming (which he started in the last 6 years).

I wouldnt add polysyllabic to his list of achievements.

When it comes to polysyllables, the running order is as such:

1. Rakim was the first to go from 1 syllables to 2/3 syllables

2. Big Daddy Kane took it from 2/3 syllables to 4/5 syllables

3. Kool G rap took Big Daddy Kanes style into the modern era we know today.


All the Nas, AZ, Big Pun, Eminem, Jay Z, Big L and all modern rappers are derivatives of Kool G Rap style.

darkenedrebel:
eminem transcended rap into the ethereal realm...when his peers were busy doing 1/2 syllabic rhyming- he came storming in with 3/4/5 syllabic rhymes internal rhymes, near-rhymes etc..he raised the bar & upgraded lyricism completely.....

Wrong.

What were Big Pun, Big L, Jay Z and co doing before Eminem?

Monosyllables?

francizy:
We told them that he's an economic assassin, but they claimed his integrity will block loopholes.

We told them that he's corrupt just like his fellow croonies, but they claimed he never stole a dime.

We told them he's old, dull and slow, but they said they preferred a dullàrd that created Western Germany and President Mitchell's to a PhD holder that transformed the Agricultural sector of the economy.

We told them he doesn't have the moral standard, will and the technological knowhow to tackle corruption, but they claimed even witch hunting is fighting corruption.

We told them he's full of lies and deciet, but they hoped on the mirage NGN5,000 salary for the jobless and one meal pa day for their kids.

We told them that since he knew nothing about fuel subsidy, then he knows nothing about the petroleum industry/sector of the Nigerian economy but they claimed he'll stabilize world oil price and reduce PMS price to NGN40 per litre.

We told them he has no respect for the rule of law, but they claimed the judiciary was corrupt.

We told them his government is usually marked with heavy job losses and too harsh economic policies but they said they preferred to be jobless in a change government than to be gainfully employed in a Transformation government.

We told them he is not as humble as he looks but they said he had only NGN1million and 150 cows.

We told them that he's too old to govern, they claimed our youths are wasted generations.

We told them he doesn't have a certificate, they said he can use his NEPA bill.

We told them he's vindictive, but they said as far as they are concerned, he can employ all his family members, relatives and well wishers into his cabinet, even if they have no formal education, as long as they deliver.

We told them he's an enemy of democracy, they claimed they prefer his autocracy to the Nigerian Democracy.

We told them he's not humble but only a pretender, they said he'll sell off the presidential jets in order to cut cost of governance.

We told them he doesn't care about the Nigerian citizens, but they claimed he belongs to everybody and belongs to nobody, even though his appointments were mainly for the north, he embarks on fruitless journeys and speaks only to BBC Hausa.

We told them he supported Boko Haram, they told us that even if they found him in a meeting with Shekau and co, that wouldn't stop them from voting him.

We asked for any tangible thing he's done for the country after staying away from government for so long, they claimed it didn't matter.

We told him to get up from honeymoon and hit the ground running, but they called us wailers..

Finally, we told them he's a scam, but they shouted Sai Baba!

Behold Nigerians, here is your much desired change!

Will you shut the phuck up.

What does this report have to do with Buhari?

Nigeria is in trouble with low oil prices, you are busy pointing fingers. Did the report not show that the unsold cargoes are from December 2014.

Look, Nigeria is phucked economically as long as the price of crude oil is so low.

The thief GEJ who was in power for 6 years when oil price was $100pb, yet depleted our savings is the one who has led us down this path where we have nothing to absorb the shock of decrease in revenue.

GEJ put us in debt during a time of glut.

This is why Nigeria needs to start killing thieves.

Phuck it. Yung Ill is the best battler out there.

Nigga battle like Big L meets Chris Tucker.

hobermener:
Typical of the average fulani nomad, they just keep moving around, its in their DNA. Previous visits have only yielded negative results, with lots of propaganda churned out to the ever gullible zombies to swallow hook line and sinker. And with this visit to a country famed for supporting terrorism, one is only left to imagine what the outcome would be. NIGERIANS are really sitting on a long thingy

Will you shut up.

Im sure you saw Putin and the Norwegian and Dutch ministers there.

This is the OPEC of LNG. A group of nations who export 75% of the Worlds gas. Why wont the President of Naija be there when we are a member of the GECF?