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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:14am On Dec 06, 2015
Joses time is done.

So are long term wastepipes like Oscar who is living off hype but Im sure everyone can see what we have always said - he is a horrible player. An utter nonentity.

Im addition to the usual suspects who need to leave ASAP.
Rap Battles › Re: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]-Group F- Giyazz Vs Pdizzle|**| by Ibime(m): 4:35pm On Dec 05, 2015
I like Pdizzles verse . . .
Rap Battles › Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by Ibime(m): 4:33pm On Dec 05, 2015
Elymax got my vote.


Limerick got opener

Flow and rhymes is a draw

All other crits to Elymax.

He really had some good punches that got me nodding my head.

The Sani Abacha line was an example. They both used the same metaphor but Max added the flavour of a wordplay to differentiate his punch.
Science/Technology › Re: The Lion Killed In Jos Was Used As Meat (see Pic Of Men Cutting It) by Ibime(m): 11:41pm On Dec 04, 2015
akksplendor:
What a country! Naija! grin

www.newseveryhour.com/2015/12/photo-of-men-cutting-lion-killed-in-jos.html
Una too like to assume.

Show me where they cut the lion for meat.

That is taxidermy- they are skinning the lion to use his hyde as an ornament.

The guys skinning him look like zoo staff.
Rap Battles › Re: NL King Of Poets 2 [group Stage Fixtures]: Liricyst Vs Muhdg by Ibime(m): 10:18pm On Dec 04, 2015
This looks more like poetry than rap. . . . not quite my thing. . .
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 10:15pm On Dec 04, 2015
Paayne:
These FoLks ShOuLd Grant My Request Na. . .
Ah Been ask1ng For a F1xture to K1ck oFF my Textcee1ng Career here. . . Una Just Dey DuLL me.

Na wa oo. . .
Spit what's on your mind. . . . the true spirit of NL is to kick freestyles freely. . . . no be to come dey ask for battle where no one knows your level.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:13pm On Dec 04, 2015
raumdeuter:
Better ball skills, Speed, can dribble and his finishing is very good for his age

Lukakus locker has physicality and finishing
It could go either way. It is one I wouldn't like to call ie who will end up the better player.

That strength of Lukaku unsettles a whole back four. No defence is at peace with him around.

Martial does not have the same effect but skillwise can be a great beyond Lukaku.
Politics › Re: Gumsu Sani Abacha Eating At The Restaurant In Cameroon (Photo) by Ibime(m): 8:37am On Dec 04, 2015
viviangist:
The Daughter of The Late Military Head of State , Sagesse Gumsu, just shared the photo below on her Facebook page -of her trying to down a sumptuous meal at a restaurant in Cameroon... Guess, the hunger at that moment was so real for her to demand that , Hahahaah , indeed funny pictures , see photos below.

https://web.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153839598792941&set=a.448625937940.233039.542062940&type=3&theater
Only in Nigeria will someone rob your commonwealth and flaunt it in your face while you react sheepishly like the OP above with stupid statements like:

"Guess, the hunger at that moment was so real for her to demand that , Hahahaah , indeed funny pictures"

If your blood does not boil seeing such pictures, then you are part of the problem with Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Dokpesi: Money I Received Was For Publicity And Media In Political Campaigns by Ibime(m): 7:05pm On Dec 02, 2015
Simple. GEJ was diverting military funds for his election campaign.
Romance › Re: Ladies, The Smarter You Are, The More Likely You Are To Be Single? by Ibime(m): 11:27pm On Dec 01, 2015
Hell no @ OP.

The smarter the better.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Ibime(m): 9:58pm On Dec 01, 2015
dyabman:
I took a minus 12 Ibime ..well my time is coming , watch this space.. angry
77-49

No be 12 point go save you.

I even took. -4 within that 77
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:27pm On Dec 01, 2015
darkenedrebel:
I used borrowed Ibime's bars or stole or bit it..or whatever you all say..
Thing is i should never have..I'm top lyricist and certified döpe but was just too lazy to write for that battle[one hour battle] ...it happened over a year ago and regretted as soon as i did it. i didn't even take it serious cos it was an american site and i trolled a lot in it... if you wanna ban me for it then i accept your punishment. .but this never happened in this site and it is more than a year..it was a one time occurence.
You shoulda stopped here.

I recommend only 2 weeks ban based on the above. The thing is that you have improved massively and would never do that again, but every serious rap forum must take some action to serve as a deterrent to others, otherwise it cannot be a serious rap forum. I say 2 weeks is enough, we bury the matter and move on.

cc: Airmark
Career › Re: Msc. Business Admin. Or Msc. Statistics. Advice Needed by Ibime(m): 7:52pm On Dec 01, 2015
honey001:
Advice needed Please.
I have HND in Statistics, wanted to go further in that line, but the area i am presently no PGD Statistics around, i have to go for PGD in Business Management TEchnology, Graduated Now. wanted to go for Msc Business Management, but someone advice me to go and do another PGD in Statistics so as to continue in that line that it is more lucrative and better than Business Management.

Please which is more better and lucrative between the two and which is more widely accepted?


Thanks.

Crazyman, 1forall and lalasticlala come to my aid ooh.
Man you better go for MSc in Statistics.

Business Admin come a dime a dozen but stats is highly prized. . .would even allow you work abroad.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 7:44pm On Dec 01, 2015
Reyginus:
Have you heard of Amagh Nduka? Or the grand unified field theory in physics?
hehehe. . . JAMB question. . . Elymax don done run.

Heywhizzy, save me my slice of cake o.

Rap Battles › Re: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by Ibime(m): 10:06pm On Nov 30, 2015
darkenedrebel:
- the battle was in 2014 before i joined nl or even knew about nl...And yes i used some generic bars which strëetwize and ibime have used before but it is not biting..the setups were different .....i didn't have time or wasn't in the mood to write and decided to use the most generic things eg flipping coins/getting heads/medusa/stoned/spinning like revolving doors etc...
Airmark, the above quote is my problem here.

Honesty and Integrity should be part of our modus operandi if we are really here to exchange bars in a clean honest fashion.

50% of that verse is mine and the other 50% is Streetwizes. . . verbatim.

Aromo was in NL from about April 2014. That verse was dropped October 2014.

2 weeks ban at a minimum for biting is a fitting punishment to keep this place honest without being too harsh to our colleagues - mitigating factors being that the incident was 1 year ago and on Facebook.

But that statement he made above requires me to ask for admittance of the crime at the very least, otherwise further sanction should be added.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:40pm On Nov 30, 2015
Mourinholic:
We have been linked with Sergi Roberto........Is the boy really good? like really good?
Hes good.

Dont think you can get him though. Hes been vital to Barca this season covering from right back to right midfield, though hes a CM.
Rap Battles › Re: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by Ibime(m): 7:14pm On Nov 30, 2015
2 weeks to 2 months should be enuff of a ban depending on mitigating circumstances, repentance etc


Na airmark hand e dey.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:07pm On Nov 30, 2015
Nihilist:
Btw Ibime you were right in a way...

In previous posts, I said Gerrard was the 3rd best in the world. I should have said Europe. I was wrong

However, the point still stands, Gerrard was the Balon D'or runner up in 2005. Fall down and die
Dead!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:31pm On Nov 30, 2015
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:17pm On Nov 30, 2015
Nihilist:
Oga why are you arguing some weak semantics.

Dayo said Balon D'or shortlist. He did not specify whether it was Fifa Balon D'or or the old one. And incidentally, Gerrard made Balon D'or 3man shortlist that year.

No amount of argument or ratiocination can change what is written on Gerrard's statue...
There is no semantics. Any ninja talking about Balon D'or is only talking about FIFA WPOTY.

If a ninja talk about European POTY, we also know what he is referring to.

Your interpretation is how we go class your experience in footie matters.

A ninja who said he is about to 'Hoover' his house should not be queried whether he is discussing 'vacuum cleaner' or not. Who know go know and who no know no go know.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:51pm On Nov 30, 2015
Nihilist:
Ibime you are over-intellectualizing a very simple issue.

Dayo mention Balon D'or candidates for 2005

Balon D'or 2005 is a very concrete award. Steve Gerrard has a Bronze Statue in his wardrobe that reads 'Balon D'or 2005 runner up'

Dayo is the one that does not understand English. stop trying use semantics to cover his gaffe
He has not gaffed. No one will call Michael Owen Ballon D'or 2001. That is Figo. Michael Owen will be called European Footballer of the Year. It takes a ninja of a certain age to state it correctly, which Dayo has done.

Back then we have 3 awards:

FIFA WPOTY (now called FIFA Ballon D'or)
France Footballs Ballon D'or (now called European POTY)
World Soccer magazines World Player of the Year (very prestigious in the days of print media, 2nd to FIFA WPOTY)

http://talksport.com/football/how-michael-owen-won-ballon-dor-without-being-crowned-worlds-best-footballer-141202127287
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:24pm On Nov 30, 2015
Nihilist:
Read Dayo's statement again...
Dayos statement is correct.

What we recognise as Ballon D'or now is the FIFA WPOTY not France Football magazines award for players in Europe only.

As a compromise, it was named FIFA Ballon D'or. Assessing history, no one will pick the France Football magazine award when assessing WPOTY. They will pick the FIFA version which is the legitimate version.

Its like saying Michael Owen was WPOTY in 2001, when he only won the Ballon D'or. Everyone knows Figo was WPOTY in 2001. If I say Figo was Ballon D'or 2001, we are referring to the WPOTY which adopted the Ballon D'or name in 2010. The rest na semantics.

Michael Owen on the other hand will be referred to as European player of the Year 2001, not Ballon D'or. Dem no born am well to claim what he is not.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:13pm On Nov 30, 2015
Nihilist:
Etoo?
grin grin

Yet somebody will come and tell me that Scholes is better than Lampard. Or that Scholes is better than Gerrard
Dont confuse WPOTY with Ballon D'or.

Ballon D'or was an award given by France Football magazine for players in Europe only.

FIFA merged them in 2009 to avoid confusion.

FIFA WPOTY is what was recognised as the best player in the world prior to 2009. Gerrard finished 7th, Eto was 3rd.
Rap Battles › Re: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by Ibime(m): 3:52pm On Nov 30, 2015
Limerick:
hello, is there item 7 on this thread? by the way, why should someone bite on Fb and gets to be punished by nairalanders..

nairaland.com Facebook.com ... last time I checked, no be the same servers them get..
He bit from Nairaland emcees so NL is involved.
Rap Battles › Re: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by Ibime(m): 1:26pm On Nov 30, 2015
1st of all, Rebel is not The Punisher - let us focus on the key allegation - biting of Streetwize and Ibimes bars.

Rebel why have you gone and deleted the facebook post? Im disappointed that you have deleted the key evidence and now using Sauron tactics of deflection.

FACTS:

It was posted in November 2014

The whole verse was biting Ibime and Streetwize word for word.


Why not just be honest and say you were still learning the ropes a year ago and bit the lines. You woulda been like Limerick who admitted a bite, served his penance and was allowed back in. Instead you have resorted to a foul method of defending yourself - by throwing counteraccusations and trying to muddy the waters.

We should all act with integrity as part of a community here and be true to the art.

For deleting the key evidence, you are guilty and deserve punishment.

I leave that to the mods Airmark and Mikuz
Rap Battles › Re: ¤¤DARKREBEL Vs RAPLINX¤¤[LOR Title Match] by Ibime(m): 10:37pm On Nov 29, 2015
Murderous:
KEYS
★this is the link where he bit Ibime n Streetwize respectively with almost d whole of Streetwize's verse!
https://m.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1489731521251770&id=1384891141735809
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Ibime Vs Streetwize link here!
https://www.nairaland.com/340656/warcraft-rampage-ibime-vs-streetwize
Is this for real?

I see Streetwize vs Ibime verse and also Ibimes verse against Sauron there.

Rebel, explain.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Ibime(m): 7:15pm On Nov 29, 2015
77 points. . . holla at ya boi
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 5:25pm On Nov 29, 2015
Godzlove8:
ibime dekkah please accept my friend request on facebook. Really wanna witness ur battle with street wize there. Thanks
captainflash:
What's ur surname then, dukka?
Na una sabi. Thats not me.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 4:30pm On Nov 29, 2015
liricyst:
Okay cool!

Cos that Ibime and Streetwise are planning to battle cheesy cheesy cheesy
lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:53pm On Nov 29, 2015
Good game.

Spurs are a team in all sense of the word, not a bunch of individuals.

Happy to come away with a point, looking decently solid in the process.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 2:45pm On Nov 29, 2015
liricyst:
Someone is creating fake facebook accounts of glads on fb

First it was sosiqdude

then the person decided to step up and opened a streetwise account.

And now today...i can see another fb account on fb parading as Ibime.


Can sosiqdude,streetwise and ibime clarify this for me?
Not me

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