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Welbeck is a good player jor. 80% of his games at United were played on the wing so why would you expect him to have the goal stats of a no 9?

O boy you no try for thís hyping at all. Your intro come resemble the main battle itself. Mikuz abeg you go delete that hyping make voters no confuse

I figured some dudes would be jumping for joy, no doubt the same dudes who were jumping when they signed Mata. Reminds me of deluded Arsenal fans jumping when they signed Ozil. Within 5 games these misplaced priorities will be back to bite them. If una like no go buy better midfielder and defender.

Abeg when una dey come Stamford Bridge?

LooNat11kk: Make i hype am?

Go head sir

U3, I've sent Mikuz my verse. . .

Abeg Lagunna kindly help me and U3 with banner. This battle go hot. . .

mikuz: Ibime and U3 abeg make una shift yuna battle time back to 7 or 6pm.

I won't be available after 7pm Monday.

Meanwhile drop your prematch disses.

Actually, I've sent you my verse. . .

kingdimes: the reason the king never jokes/..is cause he is yet to see clever folks/who grips the pen n grace the sheet with written that sever blokes/
a question rose/ is dimes a vet or pro/the way he shelter flows/with better attitude...n a body so transparent that they skeletal shows/
text battle evolved but am the agent of transformation.../
the apex of the evolution/
cos have solely mastered the art of making bars...chemists brand the process saponification/
retarded elements/this gays irrelevant/tryna drag resident/but this dragon resilient/
so they get under estimated cos they ain't significant figures...to match this prime intelligence/
every written is technical/strong enough to alter the body anatomy...pollute the blood n compress the fluid/
so those who focus on wining me...one punch they will "loose concentration"....like dilute chemicals/
I am adorned with words/to converse n rapport with gods/
deep my balls of steel between your beeeetch's leg...then extract " iron from the ore"/
master mason/piped a Irish maiden/in a titan caven/
this over hypened raven/never spat sick pages/
i will raise the bar.. so in the heat of the moment. .their delta changing/
you babies am fetal placing/cos am sicker than an Ebola patient/

Cray!

Master mason/ piped an Irish maiden/ in a titan caven/ - ugh!

At least we fit rest if Costa injure.

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Are you the Nigerian Fabolous? Thís track is too hot, plus professionally produced. The flow is fire!

mikuz: Ibime and U3 abeg make una shift yuna battle time back to 7 or 6pm.

I won't be available after 7pm Monday.

Meanwhile drop your prematch disses.

Make am Tuesday then. Tomorrow is month end. I no go reach house till after 8pm.

Ksslib: I no dey hide my own.

Mikuz, resign as mod like you said, since you cant the handle pressure that comes with this section.. Its simple. heart attack is real. I!m just looking out for a fellow citizen..

Someone else should take over.. Something who's not overly spontaneous.. I..e someone who wont use power wrongly @ injury time under pressure, be it consciously/subconsciously.

Someone who can control things well under pressure..


No forget to open Ffr before you hand over, so that the new replacement go make the rules not to be broken, clearer.. And know how to effectively keep ffr/other crucial threads going without locking it till next year or vision 2020.

Its like locking NL as a whole cos members refused adhering to pre-agreed rules. It doesnt make sense. You should know what to do..


Getting heart attack cos of what most people do for fun isnt worth it.. Rest well bro.

Make another person take over..

Allow Mikuz breathe abeg. . . you think say na yam to mod a section where everybody's beefing with each other?. . . look how long Airmark lasted in the job. . . if you take this job, you no go sleep. Why do you think I never accepted modding job despite numerous requests? Inshort, we go nominate you as the next mod. Na you go take your own mouth resign the position.

iamaromolaeran: he just earned my respect...but he shouldn't talk thrash in my threads... lol

hehehe. . . I hardly ever mentioned your name sha. . . remember, I'm way older than you so I was never in duel with you. . . I can't be doing that with my juniors. . . Your battle with Max, I just quickly said what I felt cos I barely have time to expatiate on my thoughts except I know the person. . . but your recent stuff is good. . . the concepts and multis are there. . . way ahead for your age.

I see U3 viewing the thread. . . are we still on for Monday?

Mikuz, chill out. . . don't start abeg. . . everyone enjoyed the battle and that's what matters. . . no need going into links. . . for example, I had to doublecheck my 'wack bars' pun to make sure no one had said it since it's şuch a popular thing in the media these days. . .I did find some unknown guy on twitter had said something about 'wack bar's but it no concern me cos no way I coulda found that without looking for it.

See, when bars are dropped, that's the end of the matter. Battles should be friendly like in the old days. I would like Coogar to join in the camaraderie we used to enjoy back then, when we spar with bars all the time at the drop of a hat, and we don't take it as do or die matter. We can't have thís section descending into an arena where people can't enjoy themselves freely. . . abi is thís not a hobby?

Coogar, behave yourself. . . let's not start controversy. . . both verses were mega. . . I felt your verse die. . .

Mikuz, why you lock the thread na? Abeg open am. You can resign after the battle.

First of all, I don't have a kid. . . secondly, my pic is usually on my profile. . . so any lies he tell about O'bis . . . is just that!

Y’all keep it clean, let’s not have controversy. . . .

Leggo. . .

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Bis is the King like Martin Luther/ This is fatwa for Coogar/ cos he’s hardly super/ He's Jim Foley. . . so I'll carve this kuffar/ I swear to Allahu. . . all you'll hear is 'wack bars'. . .before I behead him like an Iraqi trooper!!/

Coog is an androgynous sissy/ He claims he'll fight back when I'm punching him silly/
but when I'm uppercutting this ninny/. . . all you'll hear is . . Bis ow!. . . Bis ow! . . . like Republic of Guinea!!/

You can’t compare infinity to a nano-micron/ I’m a savage bison/ with biceps that strangle pythons/ A cougar. . . is an Aba-made brand of Lion!/ I'm a rapping icon/ Wahabi scion/ from the land of Zion/ . . . while he was planting yams. . . I was planting timebombs!/

I'll slap this farmer/ blast my armour/ and fire on the Jew. . . like an Al Aqsa martyr/
Throw him in a volcano in the Slovakian Tatra/ . . .then tell em the cause of death. . . of the brat is lava!!/

Y'all better watch this monkey war tone/ He's a philandering paedöphile. . .Uncle borehole/
but if he 'fill his teens' with his funky hormones/ then I'ma beat his àss. . . like 'Samson' with a donkey jaw bone!!/

Bis is an idol/ This nigga’s a hyped fool/ A gentle wind to a typhoon!/ I’m Magneto. . .so when he spit from his rifle/ . . I'll leave his bullets 'suspended in thin air'. . . like 'misbehaving witches in flight school'!!/

If yawa dey. . . I burn a boy. . . and end his race/ My Desert Eagle or Mack 10 displays/ on this mental case/
In other words. . . I'll shoot either the 'Mack or D'. . . then bury him. . . in Benue State!!!/

If he diss the Messiah/ I'll spray CO2. . like I'm extinguishing fire/ And my machine gun sing like a choir/ . . .cos when the ammunition belt is feeding . . .all he'll hear is. . .burru. . . burru. . .Chaga. . . .Argentinian striker!/

O’Bis is the Kaizer!. . . a brilliant writer. . .This silly conniver/ chameleon liar/ visits paedöphilia cyber/
Police will soon 'nail son'. . . for tryna 'peek a junior'. . . .like the Formula 1 Brazilian driver!!/ (Nelson Pique Jr)


Numbers don’t lie. . . . .so let’s speak the truth and the facts. . .

Click on his profile. . . and peruse through his stats/ 26,000 posts in 3 years. . . you do the Math/ That’s roughly 24 a day. . . this dude truly is sad!/ Every hour of his life spent cruising for chats/ When Nairaland crashed. . . if Seun hadn’t rebooted it back/. . . .he was 2 days away . . . from jumping off the roof of his flat!!/

Check the crap he pulled/ In 2006 . . . he said he finished his masters. . . cool!/ That's 8 years ago. . . we sabi count. . so stop acting fool/
So when you say you’re in your twenties. . .your math is bull/ . . if you think you’re deceiving us. . . you need to back to school!!/

People know I’m 31. . . that’s true as hell/ Difference between us. . . is that I do excel/ I’m married, with no landlord. . . you should shoot yourself/ Look at me and look at Coog. . . and you could tell/ A nigga that lie about his age. . . is a nigga that ain’t doing well!/

32 year old disgusting baboon!/ Irresponsible fool!/ on every thread from morning till noon/ discussing with dudes/ And one thing is true/ . . .He started screaming like a monkey in zoo/. . . when I asked him a simple question. . . Coogar, WHAT JOB DO YOU DO?/

This nigga don't work. . . like Israelites on Sabbath day/ I crash his gate/ and slap the fake/ bantamweight/ if he aggravate/ I swear on Allah as my advocate/. . . "I won't rest till I dip my sword in C". . . like Uthman Dan Fodio's caliphate!!/

I’m making this guy bleed/ You’ll see 86 Siamese/ TransVestites making him cry PLEASE!/ while he’s ráped on his hind knees/ and he'll say it’s a tight squeeze/. . . with TV’s plugged in his back. . . like HDMI feeds!!/

My AK 47 shoot with pure precision/ 9 mill or Mack 10. . . your decision!/ The AR-15 pump rockets in him/
The way I’m putting numbers in him. . . . you’ll swear I just killed him. . . by doing long division!!!/

EASY!!!

Where Mikuz done go?

I'm dropping my own verse. . . Mikuz pop the thread. . . I go first. . . won't argue politics over it.

Swansea next. . . Top of the table clash!

Tval: I saw sawyer on our thread

Quarantine am straight!!!

Y'all just come to the battle with clean minds. . . forget who you're backing. . . and keep it clean. . . it's going down!

Wey Mikuz to open thread?

To even enter FPL site dey fear me sef. Na so so 2 points go full my team.

^^^Lemme know when you're ready to drop cos I am

Great game guys. First big test of the season passed.

Bluediva, go and sin no more.

Dieeeeeeeeegooooaaaaalll!



Kai! Why I sell thís guy?

Thunder faya dem!

Shebi dem no dey look face? Give dem no 6 abeg!

I think playing away suits us. More space to operate.

nateevs: Chei. I sub Costa for Rooney, come give am captain. This thing pain me mehn.


Meanwhile, I may be getting ahead of myself but folks, you will agree with me when I say this is championship winning side.

Wait lets get through November first. If we break the November curse, then it's our season!

Meanwhile I think the midfield is more balanced with the three in there currently.

Ivaaaaa!!!

Costaaaaaa!!!

Abeg is Schurrle on bench? There's a lot of space behind Leighton Baines to be exploited.