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nitlad: Whoever believed he wasn't going to start before? He dey my FPL team gidigba.

Mourinho just dey decieve himself for presser yesterday.

Mehn, I sub the guy for Jovetic come give am armband on top.

Anyway I hope say thís 'recovery' no go be like him appearance for UCL final.

Come on Stoke!

This battle is so close, I have to quote my favourite bars and weigh them to decide:

GLACIERZ: ICE'S VERSE
I have a hunch/that loona is feather-light and can't stand a bunch/ of thugs. . .when they land a punch/
Last time we battled 'i threw my weight around him'. . .so if 'Ice ever fell'. . .'loona died in the avalanche'!!/

Top punch!

My verse. . .i pledge to be brief/yet rock of ages ain't cleft for the thief/
Battle is mine. . .  tell him not to 'push his luck'. . .cos it's at the 'edge of the cliff'!!/

The build up turned thís into a good punch. The actual punch wasn't too hard but the rock of ages ain't cleft for the thief part made me laugh.

I don't entertain puppet chatter/so loona gets some correct batter/and may kick the bucket after/
He's being taught a lesson. . .till he 'gain weight and occupy space' . . .cos he is treated 'subject matter!'/

Again great build up makes the punch.


Haba!. . .you got weaklings in the lineage, so hoodlums boo ya pa/and screw ya ma/
Uh la la. . .we ask the elders if the mad man can win a fight. . .and they replied . . .Tufiakwa!!!!/

So this bench warmer/should be sent under/for my every encounter. . .a gent's conquered/
an 'old soldier so underground'. . .that loonatikk pondered how. . .and went ''bunkers''!!/ I love this!

I swing a punch. . .like a bob oscillating/hit him in the head. . . his memory is obliterating/
But 'he ain't got the faintest idea'. . .till they sprinkle water. . .to resuscitate him!/ -

I'm a sarge with sentiments/and it's hardly evident/that loona is a large impediment/
Headquarters. . .but when I strike some knives, I 'set him up for division'. . .like an army regiment!!!/

- Great build up makes a great punch

Reason he's stuck on the rap/ I cough on the chap/rematch. . .but he ain't learnt much from the last/
So I should conk him. . .cos lunatic is 'nuts'. . .and 'ain't a tough one to crack'!!!/ - Nice closer!

LooNat11kk: his lines are hazy and bleeped/So i put the guns to work, leaving the awful fella deceased/
. . .bird nigga, he'll get his 'wings chooped off' . . If he tries to 'ruffle feathers with me'!!/

Nice with great build up!

I'm Known to uncouple fellas with ease/but mik already proved this queer hag is furcked/with all the effed bars you brought/
. . Cos Like having 'hatred for the needy'. . we all saw mik beat 'Berg áss' to pulp!!/

- Very funny, although not perfectly pronounced.


This bout,i'll be owning it/
but if ice goes otherwise and say he'll hold the win/
I'll Light the skunk on fire like i'm Smoking Weed!!/
Or have metals burst through his hands, like Wolverine!!/

OK - The Wolverine part


From NL to Fb, I've won all my spars/but u never marveled or oppress peeps/
On RGA. . you woulda BEATEN CASH, . . But That Would Be ABUSE OF CURRENCY!!/

Nice personal!


I'll put the sly douche under/cos i've got the might to conquer/so let's experiment . . . with this baptism of fire. . That turns ice to water!!/

Great setup and Great punch!! A lotta people have played the melting ice theme but thís is the freshest take on it I've seen.


The nigga will be bruised/when punches make the geezer reach his roots/
But its only right i get Bitter with the truth/
. . Cos ice will only overcome luna. . If there was Winter in the moon!!/


Geat nameplay!!


We both sicker in the booth/ but he easily gets booed and preyed/while they confer what i spew as great/
so he'll be needing a new set of 'fingers and dentition' if he claims to fight 'tooth and nail'!!/

Based on the above MVGT to Ice cos he was he was slightly funnier and his build ups were slightly cleaner.

YoungDaNaval: I Don't Get Or Earn Any Dime 4rm This. I'm Just Doing It 4 Fun In Other To Make This Section Lively. So I See No Reason Stressing Maself Seeking 4 One's Attention Like Say Na Im Papa Get Nl. #I_GIVE_UP!

Sorry bruv, I didn't see any communication in thís regard. Anyway it's not my thing. I nominate Warriblood as well.

Nihilist: Shiarman its 11:07

Wey the verse na?

The bros never show since 1am last night. . . . busy cracking his brain and trolling websites over Ibime matter. . . . I've sent ma verse to Mikuz so whenever he show, Mikuz go post.

lalaboi: Were Milan Scammed? I dont think so. We are spending to even send him on loan for the rest of the contract.

Whats the difference in selling him for the loan fees and paying out the difference in wages>?

It's all to do with recognition in the accounts.

If we sell him, we have to recognise at Fair value of zero and write off the expense to the income statement this year.

If we loan him, we can amortise the expense over two years. FFP shít.

Back to post at 11. . .incase Coog ask for me in my absence.

JigsawKillah: its not a loan o

2 year loan. We no send. By then his contract is finished. All that matters is we ain't seeing that modarfocker again!

Hem, they're saying we paid him severance sha.

Also Loic Remy to come in - too physically weak for ma liking sha.

It's a two year loan though, thank God. We don't pay his wages.

Mordaf!!!

I'm still coming back for this. . . it's a tough one.

YoungDaNaval: So Called Old Heads Returning Back To Hate On Coogar. Smh 4 You'all. Maybe Itz Now A Crime 4 One To Be Better Than You, Then Why Nat Work And Improve On Ya Pen Skill? One Thing I Know 4 Sure, No Matter How Much You Hate, It Won't Remove Even A Dime 4rm His Bank Account Neither Will It Change The Fact That He Flawlessly Whooped The Hell Outta Ya So Called "BEST". #my2cent!

Have you seen your boss today? Lemme know when he's done researching for lines. All rebels in the Kingdom will be granted amnesty after his death tonight.

Torres apparently did not get a severance package.

I'm sure Romans Russian goons threatened to break his legs or he was given the option of either packing his load or spending the next 2 years training on his own. That's what we call the Malouda treatment!

DJ abeg play me any joint by Burna Boy

UlqU3: A lot of lines in that verse were bitten. Coogar recycled damn near half that verse vs mikuz.

Don't go there. . . it will just lead to fights. . . Ima put him out his misery tonight. . .

coogar: i am even thinking of friday - 9pm. you know me........i craft bars effortlessly when i sense a challenge.

Your verse is ready. . . pússy. . . 32 lines

Lagunna: Going down this weekend:::::

Coogar vs Ibime

front page thingz....

This ain't my style. . . but since this narcissist's ego is based on publicity seeking. . . .let's make this áss whooping public!

coogar: cheiiiiiii - i wish i could speak to my manager now to gimme tomorrow off so i can write for you. keep your verse close........it's going down this weekend. i don vex!

if i get my wish, it might even go down tomorrow night - just to prove i can write within few hours & produce a quality verse. by 9 am tomorrow, i will give you a precise date & time.


go & get your casket - i am spazzing!

Your boss go give you tomorrow off to write bars. . . hahahaha. . .jobless dude.

Thís Saturday 9pm. You're done!

coogar: the prince of persia is being goaded by a retired challenger.

house, should i kill this retired officer this weekend?

Why you still dey ask question?. . . Come and kill. . .

Manutd should just go and cop Lassana Diarra to start with

Ashley Williams (available for £5m due to contract dispute), Matthias Ginter (£8m), Eric Dier (£4m) or even Caulker (£8m) would have improved their defence.

Van Witsel (£30m), Rakitic (£15m), Fabregas (£30m) and Emre Can (£10m) would have brought their midfield to World class level.

Yet they're busy deluding themselves with hundreds of millions on Mata, Shaw, Rojo, Di Maria and co. They're not serious. I hope they won't disappear like Liverpool.

coogar: don't make me vex tonight o - i might change my mind & bring september 11 to this weekend. you know what that means to you, don't you? it means your sudden death. you are a marked target - don't force me to pull the trigger & have you killed before your time.

I dare you. . . püssy. . .

kr0ne: The great Ibime! This one ur gathering battles....I no want make anybody tamper with ur crown o u can never trust these niggas. They can plot against u. Abeg o

Forget that yarns. I'm here to enjoy my bars with real emcees. You want fall in? You can come in after U3, Ema, Luna and Thunder. Should not take too long.

coogar: all na story.
when was ibime's last battle? i battled a top tier textcee less than a week ago. if i have had about 6 months to write, i would have 100,000 bars stored somewhere.

there's a difference between my bars & most of the other bars here. my bars are tailored only for the guy i am battling. ibime writes general bars that could be written for virtually anyone.

sid in the ground
sid is & sid off can only be for one textcee called sidddogg. spelling mik backwards to get kim can only be for one textcee called mikuz. this is why i win. judges should start watching out for copy & paste netcees.

No need for all these long stories abeg. We have heard. Real gees don't talk. If every emcee start preaching about their own punches we no go hear word. That's corny. This would be the hundredth time you are telling us about the few bars you wrote. Quite funny that a ninja with one or two quotables be advertising the same quotables over and over again to ninjas who have hundreds of quotables and don't brag or write long essays about them. Is there any battle I fought that I did not nameplay? SMH. Were you here when Mikuz wrote "thís cat all happy/ cos he took bland shots at me/ Difference is. . . I got Daniel puns. . . check em out. . . Am more catchy!/

I did not see Mikuz writing essay every two days to remind us of the genius of that bar. So stop that corny shít.

Nice one glads. . . enjoyed both verses thoroughly. . .back later with verds

gbenga4sure: 8.)BRITAIN PRESIDENT VILLA

Which president does Britain have?

From Gameweek 5 onward, we field the kids abeg.

Wednesday September 17: Schalke (H)
Tuesday September 30: Sporting (A)
Tuesday October 21: Maribor (H)
Wednesday November 5: Maribor (A)
Tuesday November 25: Schalke (A)
Wednesday December 10: Sporting (H)

Dhellake: We beat them last season, 1-0 , Terry scored one goal like that

That musta felt like a draw. Shebi na 90 something minutes wey Terry score that goal?

WARRIBLOOD: no hating Nigga but Dat 2face Line.... Dem don use am before...ibime i dey lie...?

Maybe, maybe not . . . .I never see am before. . . but the way he set it up was good work.

That battle was very close mehn. FYH had the best punchline (2 Cups) but Elymax had slightly higher quantity of good punchlines. Whoever wins that battle will be the slimmest of victories, so y'all should chill and stop talking of ban. All na for fun.

ThunderStorm: Ibime just run from our rematch sha. .

U3 first, Ema 2nd, Luna 3rd then you.

I've never battled Ema or Luna before so they got to go first.

Don't worry, it won't take 6 months, by 2 weeks all battles be done.

Biggest match of the season thís weekend. I can't recall the last time we beat Everton.

raumdeuter: How did you arrive at your quarter finals prediction

Max you can say is you would top your groups

E be like say Group G and H will face off in 2nd round from what they're saying which means Porto or Bilbao in next round. Shakhtar Donetsk won't make it. They're too busy fighting civil war.

Resting players tinz in UCL.