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Not bad sef. Ninjas flopping everywhere. I still dey rise with 8 point hit plus red card for Bony

Dhellake: FT :: West Ham 3 - 1 Liverpool

There was one journalist who said "every club that signs Balotelli throw a big party when he signs. . . then they throw an even bigger party when he leaves,"

MaziOmenuko: Bonny sees red! Ibime will be wondering what he's done to deserve all these

Ontop -8 points wey I start with. SMH.

Ian Holloway is a comedian

iamaromolaeran: quick freestyle.....

entering the ring/ am buffering the gig/
the palace is filled.... with blood i swear....if they bothering the king/
am ordering the beast/ to barge in a church...its murdering the priest/
so bow and kneel/ each hour and please/ build towers for me/
or your wagon get squeezed/by the dragon unleashed/
then i ll' pick up the earth...and hold it with tips/
for the 'world is my meal'....so ya'll better check ....'the orbit in lips'/

i 'cometh' like a 'meteor rock'/ to eat your guts/ and if you wiggle that asss....imma hit your butt/
i come from a clan that's hefty/ i advance with besties/ together we cruising..... 'in cars, trucks and vans'.....'Persie'/

my wordplays are top notch/burns the throat like hot scotch/
but your rhymes are basic...complete jojo...a.k.a...'a dog's lunch'/
you ppussies are customs....but my dick cross borders/in the banquet...i feed on chowders/ now my stomach's larger....than rick ross trousers/

thus...i ll' vomit hellish/ on these celtics/
and my foes will be sent....outer and banished/ with disaster i ravage/
'till they try starving me'....but dont you forget....'am fatter in famines'/

am igniting the craze/ kill me first....then you might be the ace/
ffuck that...your life with be glazed/ you a polygamist?...your wives will be rraped/
and baboons are your new in-laws...cos mennnnnnnnnnnnn...your bride is an ape/

like the opposite of 'beans'...watch me 'rise' in the place/ till am a giant...now my height persuades/
and my ''By gones'' are never ''By gones''....'knives were purchased'/......(get it?)

i meditate every day and/ Buddhists call me Gautama/...you can see nirvana/...tattooed on my great hand/
dont mistake me for alien/ cos i banged 'serena's sister'/...and made pluto/....my subterranean/
or your eyes will be plucked for good....till you no longer 'see'......'Mediterranean'//

#Shawarma

Verse of the month so far

Has Joseph Yobo signed yet?

A40: You no go stay for your lane. When you dey rant which day you see me come put mouth?

I dey my lane boss.

But thís one una post long like something Soyinka write, abi na record for longest post una dey compete for? Ontop thread wey nobody dey view, na wa o!

MVGT: FYH

Back later to expatiate

Who dey read all thís sermon wey these two ninjas dey type?

Na only una two know the gist of una argument, so cut that shït out.

Mazi, I hail o!

Keep the tabloid coming.

YAWN!

I wonder why Arsenal strikers ain't topping the charts since they create most chances. Shït striker is shít striker.

Sorry I meant Charlie Clips sef.

Anyway Arsonal still beat him. Conceited is corny.

iamaromolaeran: didn't you see me mention you....I said you should pls send a link in for one of your tracks

I go find am later

Instead of this fool to commiserate with, and apologize to the families of the deceased, he is busy lamenting about himself.

South African government must put pressure on Aso Rock to try him for manslaughter cos you know our Government go allow this grievous matter slide as per big man levels.

Lagunna: You guys wanna take shots? Then Captain Morgan's come out
Slow it down! I just dissed you
You guys wanna take shots? Get capped and more guns come out
Slow it down once more
You wanna take shots? Get capped, them organs come out

Conceited...

SMH. I hate all those slow it down ninjas.

Despite all this, Arsonal still buried him.

Conceited is corny.

nitlad: Matic' positioning is suspect. He's getting too attracted to goings-on higher up the pitch.

I like the fact that we didn't have to exert ourselves too much though. I cannot complain.

The team is playing high up the pitch. It's very simple. No way 5 defensive players will stay back while 5 attacking players play football 50 yards away from them. Team must move as one.

Na Matic go suffer the blame but all that one na gas. All na tactics. I would like to see ninja like Witsel alongside him make we balance well well.

And Coogar, who dey talk of pivot? Abeg leave all those nonsense AVB terminology. Pivot ko, pivot ni. We're playing 3 man midfield, no passengers abeg. Pivot is word you use when carrying passengers like Mata.

tobiboss: i aint hating on him, he just looks 40 to me

He came to France at age 5. No way a 5 year old will put VAT on his age.

tobiboss: Drogba is atleast 40years

And he was 38 when he won you Champions league? Bros abeg, park well jor.

This team is asking for a whooping one day without another central midfielder soon.

Nothing spoil, Sporting couldnt win at Maribor

I don't understand how 2 niggas fight in a thread that only houses 3 people.

Come on now. . . Charlie Clips is the best.

My personal favourite right now is Bigg K

Hes got mad punches plus he talks that street shít I like to hear, and you believe him too cos hes got 2 stripes.

Bigg K. . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs__HJOToOo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

SailorXY: Mata completed 98% of his passes in opposition half
Blind attempted 112 passes today with a completion success rate of 95%, attempting the fifth most passes in the Premier League this season. The midfielder won over 50% of his aerial duels and tackles, as well as making two interceptions, three clearances and one block, one shot on target from distance which almost led to Radamel Falcao’s first goal for his new club.

Impressive stats from Blind there.

Don't worry about Matas stats. He only passes ball against small teams that offer no resistance.

Guykhena:
When I saw how you started your verds by saying "sincerely",I was like you meant as bis swayed votes you were going to move in another direction,but sad to see it was a cover up.....

Ain't got time for this bros.

I no fit talk. . . I've dropped my vote in support of the tournament and that's it.

Shey Manyoo fans go allow pesin hear word this evening?

^^^ That's why I love Italian footie fans!

I hope thís false prophet knows that in any sane country, he will be in jail awaiting manslaughter charges for his collapsed building.

Abeg who is Lagos State's Police commissioner? He should be petitioned to apply the law to this criminal.

Disvirginators back down to our level. Season done start!

GIYAZZ: My little sister just died yesterday, I'm emotionally paralyzed, can't even think straight! Can't even contain the thought of her lying dead!

She died after a thunder striked before it rained, she had seizures. . . and now I hate rains! I hate thunders!! Ffuck Death!!!

My condolences bro

youngdude1: I fink JT should be drop. I prefer Iva alongside Cahil.

Dropping JT is strictly a tactical decision. If you decide to play highline, you could say JT does not have the pace to play high up.

However make no mistake - technique-wise, positionally and in defensive organisation, JT is close to perfection. His only let down is pace. I've seen Iva and Cahill struggle to organise themselves due to poor communication so don't think it would be Uhuru. Iva and David Luiz was the worst combination of the lot.

Good battle!

Saw flow was technically sound as always. Also started throwing some punches, although not TKO punches.

Guykhena started well. . . landed heavy to begin. . . but. . .

However Guykhena committed harakiri with some wonky wordplays like 'Tokyo = Took you" and other generic lines like Bangkok. Intact there were 5 or so of them back to back which is the equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot. The Dakar line was a weird angle - about forking a car? That didn't work.

So despite a great start which made me think he was on course to win, the middle part of his verse took him out the game.

MVGT: Saw