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Last year the "anyone to replace lampard" brigade aka natives wanted us to spend 40milla on this ludicrously overpriced panzie

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[quote author=A-40]its quite baffling as to how bad sturridge has become overnight[/quote]Sturridge has not become anything overnight. He is displaying characteristics on the wing which we expect the lily livered dud to display upfront such as fearlessness and brazen confidence to take shot from anywhere. Sturridge is chelseas best striker by a country mile and Chelsea would regret their treatment of him in deference to the flailing shekpe keeper when they see him banging goals for another club. Tunnel vision is an attribute for strikers and a weakness in any other position. Sturridge is no different to odemwingie who can pop a million goals in the no9 position but suddenly becomes wild and erratic when deployed on the wing. Some people don't know that studge has only ever played 45 minutes in the no9 position in his whole Chelsea career

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Moses and kalou are brothers. Looking forward to coogars numerous lamentations as to why Moses could not square an easy pass for dud to score tap-in

Hey guapo what's the name of that app that gives you the opta stats. I need to download sharpish. Cougar was trying to use that app to gain advantage on me in fpl last season but ma superior footie instincts won the day. NBA biko code me in sharpish.

U1: Don't mind them jare. For the past two seasons, my wildcard has not gone unused beyond gameweek 3, I guess. And at the moment, can't see that chamging. A secret. At least I do finish in the top 20. Everybody with their own tactic.

You are a smart fella ma friend. My wildcard is also always deployed after week 3, during the first international break for very obvious and tactical reasons. I wont reveal em but the seasoned pros know what I'm talking about!

nateevs: The two players in the defensive pivot should provide defensive cover for the defence.
That's why we are playing a 4-2-1-3 or 4-2-3-1 as the case may be.
This style is nothing like Carllotti or even Scolari ever tried. AVB did but that's not prmiarily what did not work, it was because he (AVB) loved to defend high up the pitch.

Lampard needs to embrace his new role and help to provide defensive cover rather than bombing forward time and again to get a goal.
It causes midfield and defensive imbalance. We cannot do away with Mikel and Terry because what JT lacks in pace, he provides in defensive positioning and organization, whereas Mikel provides the continuity in the passing flow even though his recovery is almost non-existent.

Like I say, we are not defending in high and medium blocks (in the words of AVB) so pace never becomes a problem.
Pace only becomes a problem when the first defensive shield is out of order. I always expect the back 6 to be more than capable of dealing with and kind of attack.

With the danger that Hazard, Ramires, Torres, Mata, Sturridge, Marin (maybe even Hulk or Moses) can provide on the counter, no team will attack us full on. Therefore there's less pressure.

Everyone just needs to know what they are doing and be disciplined at it and we'll be fine.

I knew you would find anyway to drag Lamps into this!!

First of all lets clarify one human element - Lamps is 15 goals away from being Chelsea's all-time top-scorer to go with his all-time assist record, and he will pop in late runs to see if he can achieve that this season incase they dont give him new contract! Nigga is chasing History!!!

However, Lampard has been very well disciplined in that role, and does everything asked of him. With two pivots, one will always push forward to create a triangle with the top-4. Of course it would help if Lampard had the pace to bail Mikel out, but a straight foot-race is mostly the responsibility of the DM, however Lampard is still very much more mobile than Mikel and covers a lot that Mikel cannot reach. Not only is Mikel slow over long distances, he also has a lot of inertia, meaning it takes him time to get going. Lampard is much more agile over the short distance and closes many a-time whilst Mikel is still being sluggish to get there. That said, Lampard is still hungry to score, but he never vacates position recklessly. . at least it wont be considered reckless if Mikel was not such a snail. Lampard never goes forward leaving more than one midfielder behind for Mikel to deal with, but it still turns into a disaster because of Mikel's lack of pace.

Thats why I think likes of Nigel De Jong will be perfect panacea for Chelsea headache.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]IB Dont u fink You're havin' yourself worked up Oflately bout Terry and Mikel's lack of pace?

Me really think lastnite the Defence line weren't at their best, losing balls at Deadzones and failing to cut out deadly through passes, they were jxt pants in the first half -- For some reasons am beginning to believe that Mikel needs some tutorials on the Course 'Defensive Midfield 101', dude is Jxt Erratic!

Jxt Like Dyabman and FBS would say 'The 3Points Matters Most' [/color]

I aint worked up about their lack of pace.

I like the two players, but attacking system doesnt suit them. They are only effective when closing down in small spaces.

The first goals yesterday was obviously Terry's fault as I pinpointed.

Like I said, mark my words. . . this system will not work with those two players. Maybe we can get by with one, but not both.

It doesnt matter if we have Pele or Garrincha. All these have been tried with AVB, Scolari and Ancelotti and Mikel and Terry's lack of pace always caused holes in the system. This is not a new issue. Its been ongoing for the last 4 years. You could see the confidence drain in the team as soon as Chelsea conceded yesterday. They were all too aware of their vulnerabilities over the years every time they take game to the opposition and get picked off in open spaces.

I hope the Horsemen managed by Miguel Munoz aka Coogar will put up sterner resistance this time around. I can see he has been very low key this season, not running his mouth like last season before Ipukulu disgraced him.

azpekuliar: The Roman Abramovich war chest rumbles on and is placed 1st @ end of GW 1. Not a bad way for the DFF to announce himself on the big stage. Time to ruffle a few feathers up in here. Roll on GW 2.

Hold your horses brother. All bets tell me that you will finish outside the top 10 this season. Ipukulu Marines, Kokomaster and TBoogie are sure to constitute the top 5 as usual, with Mubz and Galacticos not far behind, whilst I'm tipping Kaiser Panzers, Disvirginators and The Horsemen to also finish above Roman Abramovic FC!!!

AjanleKoko: I sacrificed 24 points to make some very urgent transfers.
Hopefully these fellows are game winners, and should bring the dividends back. But now I have zero money in the bank for transfers

Hahaha. . . you better play your wildcard to get your 24 points back.

It's not too late. Just make another transfer and use wildcard and your 24 points will be returned to you.

You can wildcard throughout the week until saturday at no cost.

lalaboi: 2 points tho!! 2points!! and i had 12points on the bench!! Painful!!

91points and cant get 3points . . Unfair first round draw

Na only you get 12 points for bench? I get 18 for bench. abeg make I hear word! NEXT!

A-40 na you biko! All your boys hammer this week.

Haha. Was gonna transfer hazard for bale but I might just hold on to that Wicca for now. Fpl repete

Ibime: Ninja Stfu na only tap in wey shekpe keeper fit score

Hahaha. Cougar gets his tap in.

Fantasy points delete. Cole and torres

And torres wastes another opportunity due to lack of strength. Weak shekpe keeper

See shekpe hiding on the pitch as usual. Break is on and he's jogging into the middle of two centrebacks instead of sprinting to break free

Rdm would be in crisis quickly if he cannot solve mikel terry and torres issue

Natives was arguing with me in preseason when I said that the most important determinants of whether tiki taka succeeds at Chelsea are mikel and terry

We have already seen terry influence today on both goals

coogar: but you saw ramirez doing it all alone when he could have squared it to nando to tap into an empty net! those little differentials matter....torres has been a beast in this game - the players must keep providing the chances. don't blame a striker for squandering just one chance in a game....he needs about 5 per game!

Ninja Stfu na only tap in wey shekpe keeper fit score

What more needs to be said about shekpe keeper

Chelsea ain't winning nothing with shekpe keeper, mike and terry so prominent under this kind of system

That goal was caused by terrys lack of pace. Soon as cashley was done by the one-two he shoulda been coming out to close but he was scared of getting skinned giving mcleary the space he needed

ThunderStorm: yo, . . . Lemme keystyle a little.

Ibime thinks his Writtens are real sh.it/ . But leave him ta think deep/
deep down, he knows he wont last a second. . . . . When am given a minute/

he breaths in and sneez quick/ . . . . gets sick while readin ma lyrics/
cos each bar stresses your body and mind . . . . . And weakens ya spirit/

now he's thinkin that his sick/ . . Cos i taking shots at the weaklin that he is/
he'll want to make a call to glory . . . . . But i wont give him tha digits/

battle me? Nigg please,ya sh.it's weak/you never rhyme pass 3syll, and still think he's tha illest?/
i've done . . And still "beat your odds" . . Till ya evens are weepin/

^^^that was pure monoflow so stop all your bluffing/ . .your not tough on such scheme/
cos you could "factor physics" . . But still have no "force of punching"/

heard you're married now? To a w.hore? Of what genes?/
well, if you EVER be a father, . . . Can i have . . Some of your puppies?!/

Im the most requested. . . King here!



I aint got time for cats who talk wack/
He spat his bored raps/ with crap and false facts/
Now sit back and contrast/
how I enact a bomb blast/
and detach his ballsack. . . when this jackal jaw snaps!/

I spit facts his thought lacks/
Smack this poor/ tag along cat/ . . cos I'm the champ. . . and all that!!/

I dont have to draw gats/ to blast his thorax/
but this jabberjaw fág/ will collapse on contact/
when I grab his short áss/
and drag on floor mats. . . like a flaccid dollrag/

Lack of recovery pace by Mikel and Terry will maim us this season if the evidence of Wigan game is anything to go by, as the new system and players leaves many gaps for opponents to double up on us in wide areas.

jackbauersballs: The Ipukulu Marines have got a scary strikeforce.
But that defence is porous as sh1t...
Midfield is also heavily reliant on Hazard to bring in the goods...
And with very little money in the bank, all talk about rising to the top is fallacious...
Prepare for a mid-table finish son...

Dont watch that blood!

One-eyed man can't see the masterplan.

There's a reason why Ipukulu Marines are defending champions.

lalaboi: SOoooo. . .

If ferdinand don't play 2mrw, Taylor comes in with 6points. Level with the ipukulus.

Then it will be Ivanovic Vs Cole. . . .

It will be cool to beat "Le Champ" to shut him up a little bit

Lets seee how it goes by Wednesday. .

You what?




Guys, make una take time o. It's not healthy to let Marines shoot to the top of the table this early. It might be a boring season for no's 2 - 100 cos once we hit top, we never let go

BlueDiva: We have to stop starting games with Lamps.
He should start from the bench so we can use our new boys to the max .

Lamps, Mikel, Meireles, Essien and Malouda should be reserved for cup games.
It's time to build an exciting team.

Ms Diva,

You done come again? Haters never learn lessons.

No worry, we dey here.

Lamps was our third best player yesterday behind Hazard and Ivanovic. . . by far!

All his passes entered sam sam, he set up Hazard for the penalty crisply, and his quick play is what fed Haxard to turn Ramis for Ivanovic's goal. And if you wanna drop Lamps, Mikel, Meireles and Essien, you will be in for a shocker. The amount of flaky plays by Hazard and Mata was only covered by the likes of Lamps and Ivanovic. The amount of times Wigan doubled up on Ivanovic due to lack of trackback by Mata and Hazard was too much.

All these igg people set. Ipukulu marines would still be in top 5 by weekend and in no1 from 1st Oct till season end.

city - tevez and aguero
Manure - Rooney and rvp

Chelsea - Torres


Reason why bookmakers fancy Manchester clubs by much shorter odds

Torres is a weakling no muscle on his body. Loses the ball all the time with some silly weak plays. Not to mention umpteen times the ninja was hiding between two centre backs. Two years later natives is still saying let's wait till everyone understand his game. What kind of world class player needs everyone to understand his game all the time. Weak Ninja looks like Jon Harley the muscleless wonder. Old school Chelsea fans know what I'm taking about. Can't believe I captained the waste in fpl. He better score hattrick against reading.

Mumu cougar thinks were dumb. After telling us for 2 years that iniesta and Xavier tiki taka is too slow for Torres and that's why Torres flopped for Spain for two years, he is now iniesta and Xavi to hammer Mata and hazard. Torres the man of unending excuses

The governor was governor Adeleye of rivers state. Adeleye asked health commissioner Dima Fiberesima to up his department budget by 300k for looting purposes and the great Dima shopped shopped him to the Federal Government. Dima Fiberesima remains one of Rivers State greatest sons. One of only 2 opticians in Rivers State, he used to run free eye surgery sessions once a year at civic centre and restored sight to hundreds of Rivers indigenous who were suffering from treatable ailments. The great man passed away from cancer circa 1993 at the young age of 44 or so, but all those who were privileged to come across him will never forget what a great man he was

[size=18pt]Captain Amanagala: No one can stop second term agenda
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Speaking from Marine Base at Ipukulubiye Headquarters, Borokiri, Port-Harcourt, Captain Amangala wowed reporters yesterday in his first press conference of the new season. Far from resting on his laurels after last season’s record breaking achievements, Amangala vowed to repeat last season’s performance despite the calls from naysayers that the league championship should be zoned to another team.

When reporters asked him how it was possible that such a prestigious trophy should lay in the hands of a minority team like Ipukulu Marines from the Niger Delta region, Captain Amangala regaled reporters with his story of the journey to the summit of the Nairaland League.

Hear Him:

“As you know, this movement toward zoning of the championship to a Niger Delta team is the culmination of struggles first initiated by myself Captain Amangala, Major Isaac Adaka Boro, Nottingham Díck and Samuel Owonaru in 1962 when we declared the free state of the Niger Delta Republic in 1962. Now that we have finally climbed the summit in 2012 with Ipukulu Marines, some parasites want the championship to rotate back to “born to rule” cabals like Tboggie and Mubz FC.

I find it astounding that these parasites do not want to allow us go for a second term in 2013. These people of certain religion have even hired a new administrative commissioner to oversee the FPL process this season under the guise of bi-partisanship. In order to appear above board, they have selected an extraneous ombudsman from Sierra-Leone via Gambia to adjudicate the FPL process, but they neglect to mention that this new administrator is of same religious inkling, and part of the former Malian empire, which had close ties to their Dan-Fodio imperialistic regime. Despite this, we are determined to go for second term in 2013, insha Allah, and the baboons will be soaked in blood should any of these fifth columnists attempt to stop the incumbent Ipukulu Marines from reclaiming their position in May 2013.”



Ibifaka Ebeletamuno
Complete Football

streetwize: Now he's bruised and dead/ and they call it a twinning pillage
Cuz a vertical slice to his frame. . . revealed. . . . his splitting image

mikuz: Just retire and stop rhyming here/
Lifting lines from Street and Dbr . . . you really the one biting pairs/
he better retire and go back to his village/
. . . or I'll axe him in two . . . and give him a splitting image!/

This dude lame. . .Big shame. . .
In same bars, he called Streetwize name/
Then proceed straight ahead to bite from his game!!/
And he can't claim/
that he never knew Street used it before/
cos he spat that in one of the greatest battles Nairaland ever saw!/
It was even a battle he quoted/
And promoted/ when Prekky asked him to post it/
So once again. . . it's highly clear/
This avocado rapper known for biting peers!/

I don't wanna repeat myself. . . but he too stubborn to hear/
that I never paid attention. . . to n'aaan one of my peers/
I spit flows on the spot. . .yesterday, I dropped two in an hour/
so I never reference others. . .to boost my power/
In few minutes, I dropped monoflow so sublime/
but when I shine/ he accuse me of stealing his line/
Claimed I stole his words worth, he just stretching the truth/
But that's something I'd expect him to do/
Check his bytch nature. . mining Rap Wiz net history for a weapon to use!/
I never even referenced William. . . you silly vegetable!/
He never spat a rhyme, that I'd ever reuse/
The difference between our lines is as clear as day/
He named words worth. . . but he never 'coined ma phrase'!



oNe

ThePrekky: Listen!!
:
:
Prekk's d pace setter/ so wen I lace metas/
I suggest you start to 'run b¡tch' . . . .like ya name's Jetta/
see Mr, ma luga sprays better/
& Ib's here scripting how his guns blaze lethal/
but ask him how 2 formulate ether/
. . .& he'll go dumb! . . yup, we'll see 'Bis-muth'. . . . .like grey metals!!/
& dis punchline wil hit dis 'stale mate', til d 'game levels'!/
i lace tight flows/
so like midget saxophonists, Ib should 'pipe low'/
ma zulu d-¡ck on some guru sh-¡t. . . . it enlight hoe's/
but dont bother dat ya rusty/ caus' the worst is/
I'm steady phockin someone you might know!/
& if you doubtin that line bro?/
den ask urself why ya virgin bubu wife. . .doznt hav a tight hole!/
. . . .I'll answer that by re-playin ya fungi flow/
ya! I dnt need 'mush-room' 2 phock ur wife tho/
. . .cos Im d 'fun-guy' & well, "eu-bacteria". . . .worse than d microbes!!/
This guy's flows/
shows i'm d best wit nines/
prekky shines/
wit deadly signs/
so when u see me aimin @ 'I' wif reddy knives/
best hope that unlike curtain dealers. . . I dont get him 'blind'/
. . . .without wastin time!!/ I'm blessed wit grind/ but if he stress n whine/
or claim the rest is fine/
. . . I'll force him to back down. . .wen I staple his 'flaws' against his spine!/
till he starts sweatin wheneva prekky arrives/
cos walkin in ma shoes? thats like probia for bein buried alive/
. . . literally. . . . .you'd never STEP IN MINE!!/
#ThePrekky

Just seen Prekky take shots at the Lord of rhyme/
He spat boring lines/ that’s undefined/
. . . . now ponder mine/
You sure to find/ my verse wack. . .
. . . . if I tried to respond in kind!!!/


I’m undermined. . . like grey metals/
till I raise levels. . .
Raise devils/ from Hades level/
to break surface and encase Prekkles/ in great shackles!/
Run his Jetta off the road and break pedals/
Spray bezels/ from my 38 special. . .
and leave his face speckled/ with eight freckles!!/

He claim pace setter. . .. I Mo Farah this fake rebel/
I wait till his pace settles/ then overtake. . . and take medals!/


. . And my wife’s in great fettle/
if he ever tried to penetrate temples/ he'll break pencils!!/
. . . even if I tell her to play gentle!/
so this ain't a battle. . . he should try to make sexuál!/

Look. . .he claiming rápe levels/ but he’s a gáy who makes kettles!/
and drinks pomegranate tea. . .with fig dates and braised lentils!/
plus. . . I saw him at my wedding. . . he came to spray petals!/


Everytime a girl says hi. . . his face trembles/
but you might find him cruising a paid rental/ through gáy central!!!/


Every rhyme he displays gets booed by strange heckles/
His name temporal!/
PH, my main place. .. but my fame Federal!/
Bottomline. . . this fake pretzel/ ain't worth eight shekels!/

I decapitate vessels/ if Prekky try to play wrestle/
I'm the great General/ that aim pebbles/ and slay several. . .
Goliaths. . like King David from the place Bethel/

Battling me?. . . that game stressful/
I deformulate his ether. . . to methanesulfonate ethyl/
then use it to make methyl/
. . .by reducing his spirit level!!!/


I'm light years ahead. . . we don't keep the same schedule!!!/


Y'all shine like fake emeralds!/
. . but no matter your hate level. .
just admit my monoflow. . . is something that you rate special!/

Monoflow King. . . nothing more to say. . . debate settled!!!/







oNe

12 mins. . .


Goodnight dears/ Signing off right here/
Bested all my peers/ for 10 light years/
I sneak up on dudes wearing invisible night gear/
Even antivirus. . . can’t detect what this spy wear!/

It’s quite clear/ that I’m the most prolific/
Bars so terrific/ to roast this midget/
Any ho he visit?. . . I was first to unload ma liquid/
Cos 'I came before the X'. . . like a 'coefficient'!/

I battle any nigga with his whole contingent/
I’m so prodigious/ A thousand bars of dópe submitted/
They say “Ibi shorten ya verse”. . . I’m like no he didn’t/
Pedestrian rappers can’t cross me. . . my flow. . . has no abridgement!!/

In PH, they know me well/
Mik wont be the first dude that my flows dispel/
So haters could blow my bell/
Okrika boy. . . only thing second hand about me. . . is the clothes I sell!/



oNe

dyabman: Pep has told Sir Bammy owner of Dyabs F.c that his target is finishing 2nd in the H 2 H and winning the the main league

Captain Amangala already achieved that last season. My past achievement is your future fantasy