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Tactics is not rocket science. Most people talk of tactics in awe like it's harder than waec. Most of the managers you see cannot rub two gcses together. Key to management is man management and avb simply doesn't have it. He's already got tom Huddleston tweeting nasty things about him.

Ipukulu this, ipukulu that.

Wetin MI and Tuface sing about "if nobody talk about you " . . .

No need to bring the house down, we all know that come season end, Ipukulu would go home with something.

AVB copping boos at spuds already

Why does avb rub so many people up the wrong way

Don't know why lukaku went and signed short term loan with a club that already have 5 strikers. Not even on the bench today.

Chalobah should get some game time at Watford.

expect kakuta to light up vitttesse wworking with ma boy Willy bony

tyson55: Chelsea's Essien joins Real Madrid on loan

I hope they are paying all his wages

coogar: lampard should retire abeg - he did nothing out there today - it was mikel doing last ditch tackles and spreading the play.....lampard was awful offensively and useless defensively!
seriously, chelsea need warriors in the pivot to protect the front four ladyboys you lined up!!

torres + hazard + mata + oscar need 2 no nonsense defensive midfielders to do the dirty work! you need 2 water-carriers, you need to clone makelele of 2000-2003 and essien of 2005-2008!

Mikel last ditch gini? Hahaha.. Before mikel stretch his legs once, even lampard has already taken two steps talkless of faster opponents.

Go check the 2nd goal again before the pass that Luis allowed through. Lampard was playing pig-in-the-middle closing between 3 players whilst mikel was 5 yards away and turning slower than a jcb digger. In the same time lamps ran between 3 different men, mikel was yet to reach his first man

Mikel is not only slow in a straight foot race, he is inert like a mack truck even when simply closing down.

Anyway I have no problem with his pace except you ask him to play in a system that requires him to cover 40 yards of space. It is up to the manager to know where he fits in and how best to utilise him. There's no one better at keeping possession in a packed midfield than mikel. The folly is in playing to the strengths of small nippy non-defensive contributors and expecting mikel to cover them.

I'm happy for this result as rdm should not just close his eyes and hope everything will be alright with 4 players who don't work back and two pivots too slow to cover them. That's recipe for disaster!

BlueDiva: Our CL victory was a Pyrrhic victory anyway, it's obvious now.

What's your definition of a pyrrhic victory?

A phyrric victory is arsenal beating Chelsea 5-3 and going trophyless for the 8th season in a row!!!

[quote author=A-40]Chelsea is like that university graduate that gets a first class degree in Computer Science and doesn't know how to use Internet Explorer[/quote]Don't worry Papi Ortiz, that gold star will never be removed from the club badge!

Thunder not on facebook. I'm trying to change ma nairaland linked email cos I use that email for other things

Our mechanical players never put in a performance like this, not even offensively

Even when we faced teams that choc-a-block we take the play 20 yards up the pitch by lumping to a big striker and start building from there

Always respect attacking players that can hustle. Love Oscars spirit and even hazard is trying. Mata and Torres must work harder

Mikel lamps can never protect this front four. mikel will never succeed in such a system. According to someone on talksport you need a defensive midfielder to cover Chelsea defensive midfielder mikel. Lamps does not have the pace for that.


No need to overreact cos Chelsea was playing a friendly whilst Diego someone sides always play like the world is about to end.

Like what rdm is saying now about the performance. This is the best way to learn. Not finding out when it really matters

Breaking news : Chelsea bid £100m for Falcao. Roman to conduct medical himself since there is not enough time to fly Chelsea medics to Monte Carlo before the deadline.

In all seriousness I hope rdm learns a bit about his team shape going forward.

Does anyone remember Deborah prognostications when arsenal signed squillaci. Google analysts told us this was a solid experienced French international who would quality to the backline despite seasoned observers telling him that the eye will tell him what google cannot tell him

What's the point of loci Remy when he isn't a significant improvement on the boys on the bench or on loan

Make una leave matter.

Reason I told you guys not to battle in absence of credible voters. . . you start judging each other.

Same reason you shouldn't comment on each others verses on FFR. . . just drop and keep it moving.

Both emcees are skilled enough in multi's. No need for nitpicking.



Whilst Monoflow minions argue about who monoflow the worst, Monoflow King would have posted some monoflow audio to end all monoflow debate but Plunder.com swallowed up all ma monoflow audio files and I have no back-up, so make do with the text version of ma monoflow exhibition on Exhibit D:




The road is narrow/ but my foes are cold and shallow/ so Im loading barrels/
My bow and arrow. . . broke ya bone and exposed the marrow/
Im Moses, Pharoah/ A chosen Afro. . .
Known for composing holy carols/ with the soul of a sparrow/
Behold my apparel/ It’s fit for a King/
When Im singing a hymn/ The wisdom I bring. . .
. . rock ya boat. . . like full masts. . . with a shift in the wind!!/
If my verse dont glisten and bling, nigga listen again!/
. . . pay heed to the scripture within/. . . let in sink in ya skin!/
I don’t care if you live in the gym/ with muscles ripped to the lim/
Ill give you a blistering fist to the chin/ thatll condition ya peripheral vision to spin/
I’ll flip in a min/ and draw ya blood with the prick of a pin/
. . . then deliver ya limb. . . in a ribbon. . . as a gift to ya kin!/
The position I’m in/ is to manoeuvre my troops/ in pursuit of the loot/
Y’all calculate ya money. . . but I supercompute!/
I spit truth in the booth/ though Im rude and uncouth/
Faggits scooping his poop/ cos this dude is a fruit. . . and a loser to boot!/


I blame his gay parents/ his fans stay jeering/
. . while Im raising the roof. . . like walls. . . thats weight bearing/
My pace searing/ cos Im moving at speeds that you couldn’t place gear in/
. . .not unless you wanna break ya steering!!!/
You think your mate is caring/ and you make the greatest pairing/
You space staring. . . at work , wondering how her day is faring/
Quite romantic!/ but you’d be hype and frantic/ with ya face flaring/
If you could see me at your place, tearing . . .the lace she’s wearing!!!/
I fight with the spirit of a great Barbarian/
Racist Aryans/ flee when I make an appearance/
Im space peering/ communicating with Aliens
And they tell me the date of invasions nearing/
They need me make a clearing/ but first I need to take the bearing/
That’s the danger that I place this sphere in/
Cos Im homicidal for real. . . and Im way past the stage of caring/


Im hearing many snakes in the grass/
Im making bitches Crackle. . . so Im labelled as Brash/
Still, I pose the questions you’re unable to ask/
I can play with the stats. . . . so lets table the facts. . .
You say that Im wack/ but no debate I can rap/
cos. . . Im off the hook. . . and you were raised on the rack!/
The AK's that I pack/ were made in Iraq/
and I use acidic flows. . . as my base for attack/


I make nations collapse/ when Im going to war/
A blow to ya jaw. . . would put ya phocking dome on the floor/
I put my verses on display. . . so you know that Im raw/
but eyes haven't seen . . . .what Im holding in store!!/
I could open the door/ but Im too greedy to share/
Im bout to blow this place. . . .like a helium flare/
Im known for blowing weed in the air/
so there's no reason to stare. . . if I ever fall asleep in my chair/
In a season of cheer/ I find no reason to share/
I tax niggas. . .and not even Caeser compare/
I defeat ya career/ so it's me that you fear/
I give birth to ya depression. . . when I breed ya despair!/
I instruct you how to rap. . . and my teaching is clear/
cos niggas need an e-manual. . . and Jesus is here!!!!/


Phock a back and forth/ I grab a sword/ and slash ya chord/
I flow remote control. . . standby. . . as I channel thoughts/
My hand was forced/ cos niggas refused to pass the torch/
Y’all faggits softer than Asher Roth getting his salad tossed/
Im a man of war/ you’ll get blown in seconds/
Rappers make bold confessions. . . till Im loading weapons/
I dont entertain gimmicks/ or rappers with lame lyrics/
And my verses are fly. . . cos I spit in plane English!/


Im sick with the nouns/ to the tip of my brow/
Married to rap. . . so every verse I spit is a vow/
Got intelligence that Martians mirror/
Pierce ya heart and liver/ with a dart and quiver/ Pardon mister/
Nigga/ Nigga/ my dogs in the pits/
I stand between the sun and earth . . . and cause an eclipse!/
In a coliseum/ I fought for freedom/
against an all seeing/ horde of demons/ and horned legions/ and defeated em/



Yeah its quite frightening/
I drink white lightning/ to make my night brighten/
We used to fight fair, but now he’s Mike Tyson/
and I like fighting. . . . but now. . . . I might knife him!/
I fight Vikings/ Pirates and Buccaneers/
I don’t phocking care/ as long as Im tucking flares. . .
. .in my back pocket/ A mack rocket/ make his @ss hop it. .
back to his pad. . to shut his door. . . and padlock it!/


Man stop it! You killing em right now/
I think its fair to say they feeling it right now/
I illuminate minds with the lyrics that eye drop/
Cos when the light stops/ the blind get led by a Cyclops/
My raps ignite/ when I fracture mics/
bring wax to life/ even under candlelight/
If You aint feeling the fact, I got the bragging rights/
Then go phock yourself like a hermaphrodite/


My mic devour/ At the righteous hour/ when I fight the power/
Dropping bombs. . . . like Dwight Eisenhower!/
They better hide and cower/ when Im gripe and sour/
‘fore I strangle em. . . and dangle em. . . from the Eiffel Tower!/
Im the hardest trooper/ sparking Buddha/ and massaging hooters/
Sharper than the shooter. . . that martyred Martin Luther/
I process Mathematical steps like Cauchy-Euler/
And I always bring The Final Solution. . . like Nazi Fuhrers!/
They say Im Moctezuma/ The Greatest ruler/
I tutor/ women on the Karma Sutra. . .like Jacob Zuma!/
Orally. . . you claim seniority. . . but rap horribly/
So morally. . . . my superiority. . . gives me authority!/
I rap zanier/ and attract mass mania/
From fans that pack stadia. . .from Arabia to Tazmania!/

Too much bytching in here. . .

Neverland is played out, but I dont expect Prekky did it intentionally.



My little bro Izzy G - 5 years ago - "his punches are like Peter Pan, they can Never Never Land".


http://www.soundclick.com/player/single_player.cfm?songid=7361466&q=hi&newref=1



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mikuz: Prekks im not interested in dragging this issue any further cos its as if you dont understand what a dead line means.
As far as nairaland rap battle thread is concerned, I am the best rapper this year. The undisputed monoflow king,the undeniable lord of rhymes and the unmistaken Jesus of rap. If Thunder or Ibime think they can mess with Jehovah then its on.

Claim Lord of rhyme. . . he claim it too
Claim monoflow king. . . he claim it too


Y'all ninjas need to make up your own titles and stop claiming my titles!

debosky: He scored 9 goals last season, more than your beloved Mata. . .what do you call that? Input?

Did you get this from google also?

coogar: ibime, give up - you have been sonned!
a player that copped 84 key passes in a season has done his fair share of creativity, it's up to his teammates to convert those into goals....in comparison, tonio valencia made 65 key passes in the league last season that were converted to 13 assists!

All these are stories. . . Im sure he made same key passes at Villareal, yet his output is poor. Why not tell me about his goal record. You have given valid excuse that his teammates dont convert his chances, now tell me about the other half of his output - him actually scoring some goals!

Stewart Downing also told us about his key passes, claiming he made enough but had zero assists and zero goals.

debosky: Lecture? I've sacrificed your paltry knowledge to the gods a dozen times - Mr Isco is a defensive midfielder.

Further evidence of the duplicitous nature of this grammar tout. Can you pull up such quote verbatim?

debosky: My argument was factually correct for the time period being analysed - I didn't say Denilson would always be a better player than Song.

More grammatical shenanigans. Those with eyes who observe players first hand know that Denilson is not to be compared to Song in any way, but a nincompoop wasted his whole afternoon on google analytics to show us why Denilson is better than Song.

debosky: Before I forget, the last time some fat recidivist was claiming DD's output had dropped because he 'stopped running'. A few seasons later DD delivers a title winning scoring performance because he 'started running' again.

No man and his dog who watched DD in his early years would compare his stamina from 2004-2206 to 2007-present, much less at the period of Scolari when DD came back from holidays with beer gut. This is factually correct, no matter how you try to twist it. DD "stopped running"!



What more do these google analysts have for us.

Hitslzperger!

debosky: You are a confuzzled fat man - he played mostly on the right at Villareal, so when did playing on the right become the same as playing in the No 10 role behind the striker? Admit it Ibime - you know absolutely zilch about the player.

Did you hear me say different? Yeah, he played on the right, left and CAM. . . all attacking midfield positions. Thank God we know he definitely spent zero time in defensive midfield. Only a mugu like Debo try and twist facts when I already stated this earlier:

Ibime: Certainly Villarreal had the right idea of playing him as a pseudo winger cos he has all the skills but lacking in lethality

So Mr Debo aka "I read somewhere that he can play DM also" wants to lecture me on footie?

We all know what players in such positions are supposed to produce and Cazorla is behind on output historically.

Is this not the same Debo I chastened for suggesting that Arsenal should replace Song with Hitzlsperger "because he read somewhere that he was Stuttgarts title-winning captain and a German international"? Google analysts!!!

The young shall grow!

The task is set. . . .no further argument, lets just see what output Cazorla would produce this season.

Last time some nincompoop was on here posting stats with acolytes and yes-men in tow. . . I remember. . . it was Debo trying to convince me that Denilson is a better DM than Song. . . infact, he used grammar to make a prepostorous argument look feasible. . . just like he is using grammar to float the idea that Cazorla played significantly in DM. . . that was 2008!!!

Denilson says hi!

nateevs: Dudes have realised that the sheer amount of talent being built around Torres will create an unprecedented amount of chances in box that Torres will benefit from. How the actors are moving goal posts.

This simply means you have no faith in Torres. Your faith lies in the new players Chelsea just spent serious money on. You have LOVE for Torres and and hope the new signings make things easy for him even feeding him with tap ins. So you are in the same boat with us. You have zero confidence in Torres but 100% confidence in hazard et al. One wonders how the likes of DeMBA ba, odemwingie, rvp etc get by with only Theo Walcott like players to feed them. In other words you don't expect Torres to contribute but to be carried along by those around him. . . . But mark my words, you will regret carrying such passenger when it comes to the crunch games and his teammates can't bail him out.

And if Chelsea dare sign another striker you will start screaming for mercy for Torres tortured soul. How dare he have to fight for his spot. 5 minutes of sitting on the bench always sends his confidence into a critical tailspin.

cheddarking: I am confident that come end of the season...Ibime will be no where to be found.

He may brag, he may splutter...

He may chat some shyte about not deploying his wildcard till GW4.

Nicca you cant afford to wait till after the internationals - you've got [size=16pt]FIVE[/size] players that will not smell a pitch on saturday.

The best you can do is rely on Bale and Tevez

And with the likes of Nolan and Federici in your team...I pity you.

All your fighting talk is the bravado of a criminal convicted to death.

Oya park well and let us hear word!

Nna mehn. Na you born me? Why you dey try predict ma destiny

After all the shout wey you shout for gameweek 1 dem still flog you

I know your type. The type to brag on Saturday night and get hammered by opponents on Sunday. Oh boy your yarns too much

Let those of us who have done this over a whole season with 3 h2h finals, one h2h championship and one nairaland premierleague tell you how it's done

Some have been thereabouts but never there. Marines have been thereabouts and there several times so pay attention when experience is speaking. 60 points per week is enough to win this league and with 137 points in 2 weeks, marines are way ahead of schedule even in 23 rd position -!!

mikuz: Called Ibime out,he started to shiver,claiming we should give him credible votes first. Called you,but your fear fear no let you be.
Wetin una dey fear me for?

Crank call ni MTN sms ko.

I tell you say credible votes no dey you no gree hear go dey battle Prekky for wasteland. How many votes una done gather so far?

No worry thunderstorm I go soon catch. Just make sure you hold ma rent

Lolz.

chamotex: Sharrap there! I've never been an IGG starter.
The IGG people know themselves . . .we all know who will be there and thereabout at the end of the season
This is a marathon na

Nah ninja I'm always THERE whilst you are always THEREABOUT!!!

Chrisbenogor: Following your lead now means looking down the table na only up I dey look oh. I pity for Roman abrahamovic FC next week That top of table go sweet to dey sha.

This na marathon. If you follow pacesetter you go tire quick. Ask them igg ninjas like chamotex

Na you go argue why he no lose na. You done start already after one good game in three even arguing for previous seasons where "no one could understand his movement" . Start of season you've already set bar low for Torres telling us he could score 20 tap ins this season to make a successful season so I doubt Torres can lose with you around to trumpet his averageness into greatness!!!

Marines always deploy wildcard for gameweek 4. Follow ma lead I'll show you how to get that hazard money back.

chamotex: Okay, holiday over . . . time to get to work.
My season starts next week.

No igg this year? I hope we won't find you on the second page by season end!!!

Chrisbenogor: Who are all these people raising the price of Hazard now

Rule no1 in fpl never buy an asset who won't bring you points next week. All them chaps buying hazard now will be found at the bottom of the league at season end!!

One good game in 3 and guys are already ejaculatng over the thread. How can he lose. Anything is acceptable from Torres even output that almost any decent striker can post with this team

So in summary Cazorla was not so offensively effective last season because Deborah read somewhere that he can even play dm and quickly extrapolated from tackling stas that he musta played dm significantly enough to harm output.

Hmmm.

What then explains output levels at Villarreal where most ninjas can vouch for his position on the the pitch as an attacking midfielder with Carlos senna, Sebastian eguren solidly behind him followed by Bruno when he took over from eguren

Some are even telling us of man of the match performance when the guys quality is not in doubt only his ruthlessness

Oya lets set cazorla 20 goal output for this season and measure up in May. I hope some peeps won't tell us he played behind diaby and Arteta by then

coogar: [img]http://164.177.157.12/img/graphics/30.png[/img]

Now compare Cazorla with the real defensive midfielder (Toulalan) at Malaga and tell me who is playing where!

Toulalan more than doubles Carzolas interceptions and tackles.

Ah ah. . . otherwise one might wonder why Arsenal are looking for replacement for Alex Song when they already have the "defensive beast" called Cazorla!