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Kakuta was hoping for space to play but useless irremovable objects like Malouda blocked his way.

Im sure he will make progress elsewhere. Chelsea should put buyback clause in his sell-on agreement.

Untidy rhymes. . .


Back in 97 or 8/
Canibus said rappers are weak like seven days/
so when Mik feed us with his purposeless bore. .
we just murmur and snore/
. . .cos those rhymes aint fresh. . .we all heard em before!/

He stitch hands to roof. . .gimme me thumbs up/
He stitch face to book. . . and other dumb stuff/
Stitch Naira notes to ma lips. . . silly young buck/
Stitch banknotes to vascular organs. . . somebody shut this chump up!/
“Stitch this, stitch that”. . . dude coming unstuck/
Generic tailor-made [/i]rhymes. . . expose him as dumbfuck!/


How many rappers used those same expressions/
in countless freestyle sessions?/
Avocado rappers better yield confessions/
cos google. . .would [i]crucify [/i]his verse. . .if it's [i]cross referenced!/


If he had his sense in order. . .
He would apologise/ and compromise/
. . . to prevent this senseless slaughter/
I aint sparring yet, I’m just dropping samples/
but if he get off on the wrong foot. . . I’ma chop his ankles!/

This boy not paid/ He employed as slave/
but niggas know my words' worth. . . that’s why they coin ma phrase!/

He’s a flaming disgrace/
Claiming PH. . .that’s his greatest mistake/
I got million PH [/b]niggas that'll wait at his gates/
Ready to drown him in [b]Rivers. . . and lay him in State!!!/

Thats why his PH fans cautious when they playing his tapes/
meaning. . .his songs get no Volume. . . in my Area of Base/

This dude talk the talk/ like he could walk my walk/
Landlord. .. I ring-fence this nigga. . .from wall to wall!/
but if I show him pepper. . . it would be all ma fault/
So I'ma pause assault. . .
cos I’m a seasoned [/i]vet. . . and [i]he ain’t worth his salt!/

Hungry nigga. . . always talking so grand/
Rib protruding through his skin. . . he need butter and ham/
He need to up his game cos his bars are so bland/
but he'll only 'step up to the plate'. . . .with a fork in his hand!/

Claiming I’m fat. . . .he'll get his head pounded/
for spitting ridiculous allegations that's unfounded/
My enemies? Surrounded!/
wordplay leave em confounded/
My metaphors abounded/ Creativity? Unbounded!/
Flow? Undoubted!/
Multi's compounded/ with humour that leave niggas astounded/
So yeah. . my rhymes' phat. . . in other words. . .I’m[i] ‘well rounded’[/i]/


oNe

@ Muki,

Its time to kick out some ninjas from H2H and let real players in!

I'm talking the likes of A-40, A-11, Wendoworld, Mykali and Dyabman.

Galacticos and such should have their spot held for em.

If you aint got the balls to hurt the aforementioned ninjas feelings, pass me the codes and lemme kick em out maself.

mystikal: Breaking news. . . Van Persie fails medical at United. . . Apparently he has huge back problems after carrying arsenal for the last couple of years !!!

Hahaha. . . so ma guys wey dey text me steal their info from internet.

EPIC FAIL!

Facepalm!

BREAKING NEWS: RVP has failed his medical at Manchester United. Doctors say its a back problem caused by carrying Arsenal for the last year!

12 mins. . . .



This nigga too slow to spar with mensas/
Cos going back to back with Ibi is a hard adventure/
He reply 8 hours. . . after I post my verse/
In same time. . . .most guys complete a full days’ work/
He aint quick on the draw. . .rather resort to bytching/
cos he cant compete with the pace that dawgs be spitting/
Its quite obvious. . . Wiz noticed it too/
“Racking his brains”. . . for me to break em. . . with a snooker cue!/
This dude get chewed on the mic/ for being too stewpid to write/
I see him view what I type. .
. .then return with a riposte . . . at two in the night!/
So here’s some truthful advice. . .
Young blood. . . don’t let this rap shyte ruin ya life!/


Skinny gap-tooth nigga, plus he ugly as hell/
Looking at his pic, I can suddenly tell/. . . that his breath smell funky as well!/
Never sold ma soul. . .still Ibi tour maps/
Been around the world and back. . . it’s all facts/
Poor brat!/. . . the type to flash you. . . and expect a call back/
My wife?. . . high class!. . . you could never afford that!/
Expensive wedding. . . reception in Hilton/
If I gave him the bill. . . I bet it would kill him/
Even celebrities had to step in the building/
So when he tell lies. . .I don’t vex with the pilgrim/
I’m definitely chilling/ plus ma skills is better/
Jesus of rap. . . I kick illness . . . and ‘heel’ the leper!/


oNe

Welcome to new ill heads. . .



Bytch niggaz changing their post/
when Wiz first dropped. . . he placed him in quotes/ and praised him as dopé/
Problem child. . . these Guardians. . . ain't able to cope/
Watch their baby elope/
I warri boys. . . go ask "delta Y". . .like the "gradient of slope"/


They know that my verse kill/ from Choba to Churchill/
I'm imposing ma verb skill/
I got two afflictions. . . my flow and my words ill/
Shakespearean language. . .my poems and my mirth thrill/
I got 'rich vocabulary'. . . I spit quotes that unearth mills!/


Mik know for biting ears/ that's highly clear/
cos he print screen. . . every time my rhymes appear/
He know ma bars better than me. . . make this guy beware/
Avocado rapper. . . known for biting 'peers'!/


These new facebook guys really bringing the heat/
Lyricist geeks/
who came to spit and compete/

They milk applause. . but they poor substitutes. . . soya!/
I introduce em to the destroyer/
. . .and ensure they sign probate with their lawyer/
cos their rhymes kinda feminine. . .Toya!/
Before they spar me. . . they better 'man well'. . . Neuer!/



oNe

I think the hardwork of Chairman Eldee the supreme administrator should be rewarded with a bye into the FA Cup.

There are some real underachievers in the FA Cup who should be kicked out to make space for Sir Elgee.

Also make una just reserve space for Tboy in that FA Cup. Ipukulu Marines need competition.

Broke guys. . . won't leave 5 Naira alone/
Last year, nobody bothered him when he was rapping his own/
Sparring with heads. . . aint a thing about it/
DBR show sportsmanship. . . no bytch about it/
Niggas resort to female traits cos they can't handle ma rule/
but I'm balanced and cool/ and maintain silence. . . as the best answer for FOOL!/

Signing off from work. . . a couple bars for the road/
Immatures who can't honour the code/ get discharged from the fold/

DBR keep it true spitting/ don't mean I wont diss him/
stitch the nnama's asswhole closed. . . and stop his bullshitting!/

He wanna "Land Lords"?. . . I'll land right there today/
. . .to collect overdue rents. . . suddenly. . . he hiding away!/

End of month, my raps get paid for sure/ cos rhymes aint something I donate to poor/
He wanna battle. . . but he can't afford to 'wage' ma war. . .


Laters. . . .

If you wanna spar on here, just spar and stick to the script. Aint got time for back-and-forth comments.

Ma spars with DBR are leisurely and enjoyable. . . been going back to back for two years without talking nonsense, and if nonsense starts, we take it to Warcraft and settle it.

You asked me to spar. . . I keep dropping without reply. . . then you come back with paltry 14 lines and start typing nonsense to cover up. Abi you lack stamina? Like I said, you got something to say, put it in rhyme. Bros is simply here to flex, not to argue pointlessly.

I'ma leave ma sparring for more mature head. . .

^^Nigga those lines are wack. After running away for 12 hours, see the nonsense 14 lines you came back with. . .beat it. . . like Michael Jackson?. . .chest in dagger, heart in boots?. . . in short, Ima continue ma freestyles with DBR if na your level of stamina be that. . . then try and cover up by talking nonsense about recycling. . . show me. . .


Prekky. . .first day. . . want me
DBR. . . want me
Mikuz. . . want me.

Who they all gunning at?. . . . I must be the King!

True Champ take on all comers. . .


Quick one. . . Signing out. . .


Bed droppings?. . . this nigga must be absurd/
Another forced wordplay. . .tryna slant on the word. . .bird/
Lung jump?. . .that's so low/
You don't need to force accents when I drop my own flow/
Tired of these homos/ who force do.pe quotes/
so I'ma 'taser' his peenis. . . and give his pole 'volts'!/


Mikuz got the next shot. . .D's challenge is sour/ I beat him hour by hour/
Ibi a gymnast who weight-lift. . . I got the 'balance of power'!/

Cool brother/ with nerves of steel. . .you get schooled proper/
I proved my mettle long ago. . . but you still a youth copper!/

I leave this homo scarred/ when I print a photo large/
of me squeezing his mom’s tittees. . . and there’s no hold’s barred!/
She take off her underwear/ Both his aunty and his mummy’s there/
So he might be a 'mule'. . . cos I been phucking those ‘whores’. . for 'donkey’s' years!/



oNe

Beasting is high intensity sport. . . . nigga take too long so I'ma go again. . . it's nothing. . .



He take too long to sample his lyrics/ so I set example and spit it/
Kill him. . . then drown his ghost. . . just to 'dampen his spirits'!/

His wordplay on Amokachi mean/
But Daniel lost everything. . . and his funding is lean/
while I got more dough than West Ham goalies. . . I’m a money machine/
he could "mentholate" his cash. . . and still won’t get the "Rob" of the "Green"!!!/

If he delivering soft flows/ I'll drill him like boreholes/
I'll have a 'skeleton in my closet'. . . after I 'kill him in wardrobes'!/

Ibi spray rhymes/ that make Mikuz take flight/
We could battle at dead of night. . .and I'ma 'beat his living daylights'!!/

Claiming he making some bread/. . . but he baking instead/
So next time he claim he hammer. . . I’ll hit the nail on his head!/

Too much confusion in here/ He claiming he looting to spare/
but only way he a 'big wig'. . . is if he 'losing his hair'!/

I’m phucking nekked sisters/ Laughing at these wretched niggas/
Got so much 'dirty money'. . . I 'sand' banks. . .sorta like I’m 'dredging rivers'!!!/

This dude is dumb/ I order his death by only lifting a finger. . . to remove this bum/
King here. . . my 'hand signals' prompt his be-heading. . . 'rule of thumb'!!/

Ibi's name? . .reigning!/ title in my clutch. . while his brakes fail him/
This battle is like 'amphibious aircraft'. . . . 'plane sailing'!!/




oNe

Been on ma grown ish. . . too busy. . . .FFR in second gear, they think it easy to diss me. . . Ask DBR. . . they never learn from history. . . FRR my freestyle zone. . . 50 w.p.m. . . all facts. . . . but talentless plebs wanna provoke warcraft. . . but now I got time for them. . . and line after line for them. . .

Mikuz rebuttal was better than the regular humdrum. . . a weekend of fun. . . beasting season has just begun. . .




I beat this f@g for mere fun/ His rap career done/
Run hundred circles around him. . . send him back to square one!/

This f@g do scare/ when he see the fangs dude bare/
If I ever vacate the throne. . . I’ll leave my statue there/

Beat Mikuz, DBR and any other cat who dare/
Jamaica!. . . I complete clean sweep. . . no power vacuum here!/

You lack true flair. . .

Claiming you ghosted "Town". . . like militants wont catch you there/
Scared nigga. . . he ghosted in and out. . . he took the back route there!/

Ya daddy shouldna brang you there/ cos the guns that we spray out/
kill his business. . .and turn his factory. . . to Industrial Layout!/

You aint paid dues yet. . . You don't speak with nice raps/
Who critiqued this guys tracks/ and invited him to beef with tight cats?/
He shouldnt have been let in the club. . . I think this 'Eastern Buy Pass'!/ (Eastern Bypass)

Schooled him how to rap, but now he wanna hustle us/
Too dumb for 'curriculum physics'. . .but still these 'Young’s module us'!/

My slang bitted/ he took ma style and ran with it/
I tried to show him the ropes. . . but he can’t hang with it/

I’m now warning him!/ before my showers fall on him/
My bars smelly. . . R. Kelly. . . . my lyrics. . . .'mouth-watering'!/

So lemme take the piss/ He wanna raise his fist/ but he aim and miss/
and even if his punch land. . . it would break HIS wrist!/

. . .

mikuz: I dont mean ta mock at him/
but his Aggrey pun was a bland shot at it/
Daniel puns . . . check 'em out . . . 'Am more catchy'!/

They got no shame/
. . . they've been rapping for years with no name . . . /
. . . no swag, no fame/
But we pitch forward . . . to 'beat them on their own game'/

Indigenes boasting with they dripping mouth/ but when the fire comes they chicken out/
No Garrisons . . . we bring in The-lines . . . that lock the city down!/

Ikwerre landlords pack they loads/ when the cannons roll/
We take the fight to the streets . . . and 'Harbour roads'!/

We wait till they dim they lights/ then we pilfer knives/ to attack the weaker guys/
Call us 'Ogbunabali' . . . translation . . . we "niggas who kill at night!!"/

My armies ball out/ to parade and load rounds/
on mortars and howtizers . . .
. . . to turn his city to a 'ghost town'!/

I put him under my toes/ . . . stomp him till I murder the foe/
. . . then take his men to Enugu . . . and 'throw 'em over the coals!'/

If the nerd effs up/ from nowhere I'll appear . . . .
to shell the hedgehog/
. . . put him on a noose . . . till hes 'dead from his neck up!'/

The underground buzz here in the south/ but if he aint hearing the sound/
I drop his lope with a spear like Peter. . . and make him put his 'ear to the ground!'/

I pound this gee/ for tryna sound too mean/
Plant his soul on the soil . . . and leave the 'grass to grow around his feet!'/

I make the audience appaud . . .when my flows come through/ while the folks fault you/
. . . you might place cement on the ballot box . . . but voters wont still CAST they votes for you!!/

Impressive. . . .

Just got home. . . beasting about to continue. . .

Nna biko Mikuz, save the "hurt you peeps", "Scared to diss" igbotic slants for Abakiliki market. . . .prep proper bars for beasting today. . .



Early morning warm up. . . . I'ma beast this ninja later with all FINALITY. . . . but for now lemme do some light stretching and exercises. . .


I show respect when his raps are hot. . .
His best line is in my desk. . . stashed and locked/
Check my siggie. . . I even made him pass the buck/
Otedollar!. . .I marked the bills. . . and gave the cash to cops!/
Recorded his audios. . . and let the cameras watch/
but his raps were 'lifeless and withering'. . . so I 'grassed him up'!/

Check my inventory of rhymes. . . when you pass my shop/
I got funny lines in store. . . but he’s the laughing stock!/
He could call his whole squad, I’ll beat their asses up/
You know this dawg 'pound' gangs. . . like Daz, Kurrupt!/

Daz warm up. . . I'm bout to rip this thread. . . and leave his rags [/i]torn up/

Sparring with me?/ Ya partner should be starting to grieve/
I [i]put my hand through his chest. . . and wear his heart on my sleeve!/
You and ya team ain’t rebels/
Claiming my city. . . till my niggas unsheathe they metal/
Give you an acid bath. . . .to test ya PH level!/
Me and my Borokiri boys pack mean toast/ and blast weak foes/
So when we say "Get out the way". . . you better 'Agree Road'!/ (Aggrey Road)
Even ma Ikwerre niggas know ya ev-ery step/
So beefing me is something you’ll forever regret/
You claiming PH. . . but its better you left/
we don’t identify with non-entities. . . committing identity theft!/
The 'diamonds' he floss. . .I embezzle with techs/
Snatch his "Joules". . . and leave him with no 'energy' left!!!/

When my shii hits the fan, I win flow of the year/
When his shiii hits the fan. . . feaces blow everywhere!/

I'll kill this Mickey Mouse later, I only came to 'Warn a Bros'/
but till the real Beasting start. . . 'That's All Folks!'/

DBR: ibime JULY 2012: I get one over ya cosine. . . just gimme a sec!/
If you aint Mathematical, the last line got you thinking correct/

DBR:MAY2010: ma punch from a-cute-angle. .know our Math. .Co-sign me/
if u cant figure that out. .dude e nor concern me/


see, who dey harass person of biting. .

Hahaha. . . we know say you no go school. . . stop exposing yourself.

Two totally different lines. . .

Bros didnt even get it. . .

1/cosine = secant.

"I get one over ya cosine. . . just gimme a sec. . . "

I thought I told this dude I never paid attention to na'an one of his rhymes!


As for wetin shell top adidas get to do with Turtles. . . na Mikuz sabi. . .

Jog your memory line. . . had that since 2001. . . never even heard Eminems.

Ma original line was "I put ma trainers in ya brain just to jog your memory". . . and I have audio to prove it.

Mikuz musta searched ma catalogue of over 1000 rhymes and found nothing to link me to anyone, yet one verse of his can produce two lines directly linked to ME!. . . and I can show you tens of those verses of his. . . . he studied ma rhymes. . . they're in his subconscious!



Anyway, no long stories. . . not into bytching. . . put ya accusations in rhymes like I do!




This weekend is beasting weekend. . . niggaz prep your bars!!!

mikuz: I dont battle to just beat guys/ I bring death that extend to his real ties/
so you better stay on ya lane . . . or I'll roast you Street-wise!/



Yes . . X men . . . Storm . . . olden lines/ reason why you stole the rhymes?/
Folk you rapping crude . . . better get your flows refined/

Ibime: Now you beefing Street for saying it plain/ that I gave you the pain/
but you aint got respect on street-level. . . so just stay in ya lane!/

Ibime: I make em throw they hands up, like they holding a sign/
Peace to my nigga Crude, cos his flow is refined/

mikuz: First came to FFR with a train of thought/ thats lame of course/ . . . . Till ya array of words/ and display of fonts . . . . /
Gave me a bearing to base my stunts/
But that doesnt mean I recycle ya shyt . . .or I cant take ya spot!/

Ibime: My rhymes in ya [size=14pt]subconscious[/size]. . .you bring em out when ya stuck/
and even if THESE lines simply down to badluck. . .
there's been umpteen times before when you used ma stuff/

If you wanna spar, we could trade a few/
But don't Beyonce my lines. . . no more de ja vu!/

mikuz: Ibime you are typing too many words for your brain to carry.
"only spar. . . in the absence of credible voters" meaning what kwanu?


How was i supposed to know you've already rhymed with those words before? Are you the first rapper to drop with shells and turtles?
Tyga used 'em words on his snapback track,so hes also biting from you abi? You just open ya mouth and talk as if you have a monopoly on some certain words.
If I knew you had used them before I couldnt have employed them, to avoid all these baseless accusations. Cos no be only turtles dey carry shells. It was the first word that that came into my head while I was penning that, plus it fitted flawlessly into the monoflow rhyme technique. 'stun you cats' ,'flaw you lads',turtles back'. I learned a couple of stunts from you doesn't mean i should go about recycling ya punches. I keep telling you. I dey respect you no mean say I no fit deface you for battle.

Nigga. . . quit the bytching and griping/
You got something to say. . . just spit it in writing/
This is FFR. . . we don't write stories here/
Just pen a few rhymes. . .and let the homies hear/
I told Prekky, that bytch shyt should left on twitter/
16 bars should be enough to address a nigga/
Me and DBR diss each other something absurd/
Most times, I get on his nerves/. . .but it's always written in verse/
I don't care about ya rhyme technique/
Or how it came about that you bit my shyt!/
although. . . DBR could learn from how you couple ya flows/
cos he the only one who doesnt yet know/ how a multies composed/
My rhymes in ya subcoscious. . .you bring em out when ya stuck/
and even if the turtle line simply down to badluck. . .
there's been umpteen times before when you used ma stuff/
X-Men. . . Storm. . . those are old @ss lines/
Streetwize my biggest fan. . . I don't use him to shine/
He celebrated ma skills many times, called me a genius/
cos he liked the way I punch. . and ma flow is seamless/
Even hailed me as the audio king/
Asking for collabo, saying my punches got sting/
When I dropped Maestro, the nigga went ape/
claiming he couldn't wait/ to hear more of ma tapes/
the difference between y'all. . . he respect my game/
Even though he beat me. . . he still accept my reign/
But newbies nowadays, they got no respect/
Guys who were wack. . .till I taught em to make they flows connect/
Now you puffing ya chest, like Ibi wont beast on you/
so before the weekend's over. . . I'ma feast on you!/


10 minutes. . . 26 bars

mikuz: Ibime you are typing too many words for your brain to carry.
"only spar. . . in the absence of credible voters" meaning what kwanu?

Battle? I'm always ready to go!/
But this place aint what it was. . .with only DBR and Prekky to show/ as "credible votes"/
Thats a phrase coined by Eldee, the Chairman/
You should know what it means. . . but you wasn't here then/
WARCRAFT. . . we had 20 niggas battling here/
so whenever we clash. . .we had fans to cheer/
and votes were fair/ but now. . . FFR is quite lighter/
Most of the voter's opinions aint worth 5 Naira!/
I don't need to spell it plain for you to catch my drift/
I don't have to diss. . . before you get my gist/
But if you wanna spar, we could trade a few/
But don't Beyonce my lines. . . no more de ja vu!/

DBR: listen up, naijaFAN, get up and fan ma flame/
watch me blow up in ur face shut up and enjoy ma fame/

u a matador but i kill bull killers like a gladiator/
cos im too hot like an overheating twin radiator/

your game is dead so your flag shud fly at half mast/
Nlanders mournin you with no gun salute just a kindergarten match past/
i show no mercy call me lyrical hitler slash fast/ wit sharp lines u wont know wat hit ya

so when it come to crazy wordplay DBR pops in your memory/
u ma 9ja Fan step to me boy i shun u like ma name is Connery/
flow perfection in word, im too futuristic to rap history/

dont suck up to me boy stick to your hookers femalecore/
got skill so cryptic and advanced u cant decipher it/

I spit Fire then you bitchin' wonderin' why the Hell r u bleeding'/
shoulda known ur PERIOD, get ur PAD and jot ur feelin'/

am most cherished like my name's public holiday
u wil Lose like ATIKU better get outta my way

oNe

How can a nigga read his old raps and not be ashamed/
Then turn around. . . accuse Ibi of copying game?/
Three years ago, he was sloppy and lame/
Improved his wordplay. . . but other than. . . nothing has changed!/
No rhyme structure in place/ just a jumble of words/
Can’t flow to any beat, he just mumbling verbs/

. . .and building Narrative. . . beyond his under-standing/
No set-up. . . so when his punch is landing/. . . nothing’s happening!/
Injection of humour?. . . that’s a lot to ask him/
This is a honest critique. . . I ain’t phucking battling!/
He too one-dimensional. . . more than one thing’s lacking/
Ibi do it all. . . but DBR finds it multi-tasking. . .
Phucking ask him!

You wanna learn narrative. . . read back on what I’ve just been rapping/
He won’t retire. . . old man. . . seeking young companions/
Seun my guy. . . so I’ma speak to the boss. . . and prompt his sacking/
Landlord here. . . time to send this uncle packing!/
Field Marshall. . . this nigga just a captain/
Really a Private. . . overpromoted by some drunken madmen/
I should demote the punks who badged him/
or call his regiment to unattach him/
After directing my boys there. . . to punch and slap him!/
Claiming rank. . . when we never seen his gun in action/
cos every nigga that he battled. . . .sonned and smacked him!/
That’s 16 lines of monoflow. . . who’s number one in ranking?/
Phucking ask him!/

He pre-tend he’s better/ but my de-fence is clever/
Mathematical Monoflow. . . he can’t put such a sequence together/
Me send him? Never!/ . . . I tire/ for this style biter/
I never pay attention to raps. . . that ain't worth[b] 5 Naira[/b]!!!/

Nigga better back down/ or get smacked down/
I got raps from 1999. . . at the same level you at NOW!/
By 2001. . .my mono-flows. . very naughty/
And I'm supposed to respect niggas. . .who barely multi/. . .at nearly forty!!!/
It might seem everything I speak ain't fair/
but the rhymes he say here/. . . I bettered in my teenage years!/
Monoflow?. . . nothing monosyllabic dudes find harder than that/
Mikuz already do it better. . . and he only started to rap!/


GTFOH!!!

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Mikuz emailing. . . begging for battle. . wanna mess with Jehovah/
But I only spar. . . in the absence of credible voters/
I only rap for the fans. . . I aint shying away/
Get more niggas on board. . . and I'd do it any time of the day/
But stop recyling my rhymes, I done told you before/
cos it's like Dejavu. . . everytime you open your jaw/

Ibime: Im smooth on the mic/ like Joseph Goebbels/
In 2 dimensional vectors. . . the globe's a circle/
My flows infernal/ and my souls eternal/
I pop shells off ya back. . . like a homeless turtle/
I compose a journal/ from the wisdom I've reaped/
from scriptures and sheets/ that were written in Greek/
I've never witnessed defeat/ unless that nigga is Street/
and even then, he didn't find the pyhrric victory sweet/
That aint a stunt he'd be quick to repeat/
They say Ibi elevated. . . I only lifted my feet/

DBR: dumbphuk. .i came with monoflow. .d punk jumped on it too/
and on the topicals. .its evident that DBR rules/
go dig it up. .the proof. .its right there for u to review/
if u wasnt broke. . wuldda ask that u pay me back dues/

This JJC claiming mono-flow pioneer?/
This guy is a queer/ lemme set it right and declare/
that I been monoflow King since Mukina invited me here/
Been monoflowing for a decade. . . long before he was wack/
Before FFR. . . and long before he started to rap/
Go check audios I posted from 2001/
Been doing things for decades. . . that he's now just begun!/
And I'm younger than him. . . call it peaking early/
I BEEN spitting deep and dirty. . .and I'm not even thirty!/
This nigga middle-aged and still monosyllabic/
it so flipping tragic. . . .what a homo and faggit!/
Monosyllabic claiming monoflow? . . . we like "HELL NAH!"/
What you do?. . . rhyme car, par, tar, spar. . . for fifty bars?/
He tried monoflow once, but he was useless/
I improved it. . . and showed him how to do it. . .
. . using his SAME rhyme-scheme. . .but now he wanna dispute it/
Monoflow?. . . 'lets get it straight'. . . I 'RULE' IT!/
Claiming inventor, but my old raps make ya eyes clearer/
Just observe one of his post. . . from the same time era/
His rhymes too flaky and weak/ to even chase or compete/
I perform lyrical feats way beyond his basic technique/
Claiming he rule topical?/ That's comical/
4 years ago. . . I combine mono-flow and topical. . and every line logical. . .

Ibime: This one is called RAPTURE. . . .


I tarry not, I appear in a CHARIOT BLAZE/
My trumpet FRACTURE THE GRAVE/ and RAPTURE THE SAVED/
CAMERAS GAZE/as all LAZARUS RAISE/ to the VANTAGE OF SPACE/
till they disappear beyond any SATELLITE TRACE/
Sinners don’t know how to ACT OR BEHAVE/
Unbelievers ASK FOR MY GRACE/ but I ANSWER, “IT’S LATE!”/
Some Pharisees try to STAND AND DEBATE/
But most ANGUISH AND GRATE/ weeping and gnashing, UNDERSTANDING THEIR FATE!/
Some VANISH WITH HASTE/ and DASH TO A CAVE/
Trying to COWER THEIR FACE/ from my RAVENOUS RAGE/
Rich men offer their CAPITAL GAINS/ for a CHANCE TO ESCAPE/
But I scorn their riches as I LAUGH IN THEIR FACE/
Others try to cheat judgement by SLASHING THEIR VEINS/
They pray for death, but death doesn’t ANSWER THEIR CASE/
They all get CAPTURED AS SLAVES/ and SHACKLED IN CHAINS/
And thrown into the fire to be RAVAGED BY FLAMES/

Last time I exposed his fibs, he started making excuses/
Claiming he improved. . . while my talent reduces/
But if he was wack. . . and I was already tight/
How in the fork could I ever mimic him on the mic?/
He telling lies, twisting history for the sake of his whim/
I repeat. . . how in the fork could I be an imitation of HIM!/




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mukina2: i wonder what happened to tboogie

Send it to tboy1. . . . I need some competition!

https://www.nairaland.com/tboy1

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I run shiii. . . on tracks where I dump ma feacal/
Beat niggas flat speed. . . whilst running steeple/
This phucking weasel/ is corrupt and evil/
I bug ya beetle. . .
and detonate the bomb. . . soon as you pump your diesel!/
Then I put on something regal/
show up at ya funeral. . . .and hug ya people!/

mikuz: I dont go about forcing multies/ cos cats know I drop with much ease/
I might execute this guy in Amazon . . .the way I bring him Jungle Justice/

Accusers accusing losers of multie forcing/
This nigga should talk with caution. . .
cos his wordplays. . . are faulty. . . often!/
Niggas twisting accents to force wordplay/
DBR started it. . . now it's the order of the day/
Such accusations never surface when the best is around/
cos I never drop a rhyme unless it's technically sound/
I prove it. . . Watch how I do this. . .
Prekky dropped a verse. . . I reboot it. . .
My technique undisputed. . .
Prekky spewed it. . . now I improve it. . .

ThePrekky: I run wheels on coopers/ and known to Bleep ya queen n cougars/
. . . . .because am ill and super/
whenever ah wield ma luga/
ma “gun's a lez” like Raul!! 'cu-mm' fill ya chute brah!/
I write super strong diss/ . .this fool's a pundit/
so once ma Luga commits/
. . bullets will leav u 'chopped & screwed'. .than wat Luda vomits/
+ u a shitty dude/ . . .cos nuffin bout Mik is true/
. . .thats why you'r 'yet to make that real move'. . . . Luca Modric!/
I'm legendary! ask around FB. . .so u surely d fakr guy/. . .& I've gat 'more fax tabled' than sometin to pager files/
Im artistic wit ma pen. . . transformin this stranger by/
rearrangin his skeleton & crossin d skull wit bones. . . .like Im formin the danger sign!!/
coal mine sex. . I'm “fuckin indepth”/
bouta 'take this devil out'. . .like i'm courtin wit death/
so dt wen I'm thru pourin mi shells/
prekky's shots'll be known to “peel grim”. . . . .without touring Israel!!/

I run wheels on coopers/ . . . . .and perform ill manouvres/
with automobiles that thrill you losers/
You better seal ya louvres/ before I send some pilfering looters/
to crash ya ‘windows’. . . and ‘still’ computers/

I made enough mills. . .from wielding lugers/
I launder money. . . washing machine. . . full of filthy lucres/
Revolutionary!. . . I know real Nkrumahs/
from Bayelsa. . . that kidnap oil-spill polluters!/

Ya chick let me feel her hooters. . . but they filled with tumours. . .
We had dirty sexxx. . . so lemme come clean. . . and spill the rumours!/

Who your Cougars g'on kiss?. . .

I write super strong diss/ on ‘computer rom disks’/
with an ‘array’ of ‘language’ that confuse you dumb wits/
cos this 'pro grammar' good enough. . . to ‘loop a long script’!/


DBR surely d faker guy/
We all seen the Jamaicans fly/
But when you claim you Bolt. . . You’Sain a lie!/
You a lil fast. . . . yeah, your pace alright/
but we see the bytch in you. . . .Fraser-Pryce!/
On tracks, I whizz past like a flaming light/
School you. . .'put on ya uniform' for this training flight/
I 'clothe' the 'pupils'. . . cos I’m too fast. . . for the 'n@ked eye'/

Prekky 'touring Israel'. . . hoping he can stay the night/
He just a visitor here, so I'ma play polite/
Like. . . “You don’t mind sleeping in a manger right”?/
Landlord. . . ‘born in Israel’. . . .Canaanite!/


So who courting with death/ by going to war with a vet?/
I tie his eyes around his shoes. . . if he ain't watching his step/
The force I eject/ stronger than the torque of a jet/
This pauper in debt/. . . calling collect/
asking for my child support. . .to put his mother in cheque!!!/



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mikuz: Ibime no doubt beating Dbr was your all time greatest rap achievement.

person no go hear word for you? Dbr this Dbr that. Na only you dey here? Make we close nairaland for you ?
No worry I go soon open thread about it and move it no the frontpage for you.
Besides no body in FFR believes you'll ever beat Dbr again,cos this is 2012 !!
You better get off his d¡ck before I ban you cos e don dey turn to spam

mikuz: Make i see you direct any postulation at Dbr again.

Ninja you better cool it before I get my girl Mukina to take your mod rights away!

DBR's my guy. . . he just puff his chest like say we dey the same level cos I use him as ma sparring partner.

I've faced many more worthy opponents. . . but ninja consider himself a rival, so I just have to remind him that khaki no be leather!

He should go and get some of his own records to boast about!

nateevs: STFU dude! What is your problem? Must you quote every post of mine. I hadn't even made a statement about who to press.
A Chelsea fan asked a question which I responded to and you here spilling garbage. What's all the long post about?

I never asked for system of pressing in 10secs, never spoken a single word about how we should play and voila your are here yarning dust.
I made maybe 5 comments through the game, now you think "my reports told you Torres touched the ball twice". Where in my posts did you see that?
Jeeez!

Cool it ninja!!!


I thought you were bringing your usual plethora of complaints that you always brought during AVB era about pressing and bla bla bla!

Take a toke and marinate!

Quick one. . . .

DBR: so yes 2 defeats. .still they scared of me. .im victorious/
cos i Still Run this [/i]shiii. .with [i]Metal barz. .Oscar Pistorious!/

He think his bars are wiser/ till I send him a harsh reminder/
That Pistorious’ blades. . . are made from carbon fibre!/
Call me 'Kirani James'. . . or call me Al-Quaeda/
Cos I’m the ‘Grenader’ . . whose bomb. . . amputate the hater!/
He lost the first leg. . . . H.J was victorious/
And I took the 2nd leg. . . so he really OSCAR PISTORIOUS!/
First round was a ‘thigh’. . .2nd round, I made his ‘ligaments’ snap/
He enjoy de-'feets'. . . but I only do victory ‘laps’!



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nateevs: You think RDM can mandate Lampard and Terry to get the ball back within 10 secs?
If they don't, what would he do?

This guy is highly confused!

Wetin concern John Terry and "getting the ball back in 10 secs". You want centre-back to leave his position and go and start pressing opponents in their own half?

Getting ball back within 10 secs is chiefly the responsibility of the front four players, but reports you gave us told us shekpe keeper only touched the ball twice. Was he standing hands akimbo all this while waiting for others to fetch the ball within 10 seconds?

And who even said that getting ball back within 10 secs is our gameplan? I thought the same confusionists also told us Shekpe keeper can only play on counterattack, and if so, the logical pressing game would be to let the opponents have the ball until they step into our half, creating opportunity for SWITCHBACK!!!!

Infact, I dont want our players pressing high at all as long as Mikel and JT are still there to be brutally exposed on counterattack.

nateevs: I really don't know where to start from.
We have Mata, Oscar and perhaps Moses, Hulk and Azpilicueta to join up. So maybe, maybe things will be different.


So I will keep those comments for now.

If you like buy Pele and Garrincha.

Same guy told us we have little chance until Hulk joins and such.

One wonders whether Hazard, Mata, Oscar and shekpe-keeper are not sufficiently skilled to do the job.

If Mata, Hazard and Oscar are geniuses, then shekpe-keeper must be the one that will be holding everybody back.

It does not matter who Chelsea sign. Any attempt to play a style of footie that leaves opponents space to counter with Mikel and Terry covering those counterattacks is a LABOUR IN VAIN. . . soon to lead to loss of confidence in any system we implement when they see Shane Long streaking away to score on the counterattack after dominating possession from start to finish. tiki-taka style of play will peter out like with Scolari, Ancelotti and AVB without strong niggas to cover counterattacks.

mikuz: when niggas like Ibime,Dbr,Wordsmith,Streetwise,Mailmalc,Mykali,Eldee,O4foka and cohorts held it down.

How could you forget H.J. . . another ninja that trounced DBR. . . . DBR stay losing. . . with 100% loss record.

Not to forget some very ill spitters like Phraze, Emaprince, Prince82 and Jamez3d who used to drop intermittently but high quality stuff.

ThePrekky: lol.. Is that so? Funny ya the only one who thinks so... And oh! True champs dont re-use their lines in d name of flashback. . .But dont worry shaa, we understand ;-)

Quit the back chat/
You wanna bytch about something, save it for your #hashtag/
True champ use the flashback/ to contrast raps/
and compare a class act. . . to ya crap claptrap!/

mikuz: Viewing this topic: ThePrekky
(m), mikuz(m) and 1 guest(s)
Ibime don log out and is viewing the thread as a guest, saying he'd be back next week.
Oya Prekky drop am !!!

No need for incognito disguise. . .I let em know the best is about/
Landlord here. . . never been a guest in my house/
Overlord. . . these haters is tired of my reign/
Battle Prekky?. . .NO!. . . he stand aside, cheering the game/
Me? I take on all-comers/ Doing this for four summers/
I'm number one. . . y'all better get ya own numbers!/

ThePrekky: how dis 'big screen promoter'. .market Ibime's 'plasma'. . . .to ensure his ‘red blood cells’/

Ibime: His plasma screen line was crudely wrote/
Blast from the past. . . show him how to write it truely do.pe/

Ibime: "I smash ya team/ trampoline/ on ya back. . .and crack ya spleen/
then spray ya blood over ya TV. . . now you got a plasma screen!"/

Ninjas need to up their comprehension skills!

Meanwhile Prekky bars regressing after only four verses! True champ spit hundreds at top level!

See you niggas next week!

Quick one. . . back next week. . .


Prekky wanna rap with true vets?/ I whip lash this fool next/
Treat him like a 'slave'. . . and lasso dude’s neck/
I beat his whole squad. . . then I’m asking who’s next?/
Boss ting (Boston). . . . these niggers know that. . . . 'Massa'-chew-sets!!!/
Chicks can't stand the duress/ when I grab the durex/
He mad cos I'm having crude sex/
so while he go 'solo'. . . I'm slamming two skets/
oh. . . and everytime I go ham. . . they 'do wet'!/


He wanna gamble roulette/ . . . with six in a chamber/
He wishing for danger!/
Quoting my battle with Bamsyle. . . so he ain't dissing a stranger/
So I don't need to 'lecture' on who I am. . . he know my 'HISTORY MAJOR'!/


Prekky isn't ready for my warring tendencies/ ask all my enemies/
DBR, HJ. . . all saw my weaponry/
Beat Sauron endlessly/ and Malthuss definitely/
Worldbest, Chamotex. . . all saw the best of me/
Bamsyle, Mailmalc. . . more than seventy. . .
niggas I beat. . . who returned apologetically. . . and sought my clemency!/
And after all the wars I won. . . this guy talking recklessly/
So if Prekky think I wont fall him readily/
I splash his brains on my treadmill. . . and 'jog his memory'!/


He better hail me as Lord/or get impaled on my sword/
Only good joints he made. . . was when he nailed and he sawed/
The crowd failed to applaud/ everytime he crack jokes/
Claiming 'twin dupes in ABJ'. . . but we all know. . .he 'flat' broke!/
I pull out my cane and lash ropes/ till his back covered in flash bolts/
even Michael Phelps. . . couldn't handle my back strokes/
^Watch him turn that to a f@g joke/
. . . but that's cool cos I got more/
cos I'll shoot his legs. . . and turn his 'freestyle'. . . to a 'front crawl'!/

His plasma screen line was crudely wrote/
Blast from the past. . . show him how to write it truely do.pe/
"I smash ya team/ trampoline/ on ya back. . .and crack ya spleen/
then spray ya blood over ya TV. . . now you got a plasma screen!"/







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DBR: lookin for battle? New puppies searchin for petty beef/
look dawgs. .I kno y'all Hungry for it but y'all got no Pedigree/
he know he's messin wit me. .he knows who d best be/
Arguably d number 1 in the list of top 3s/
these monkeys jumpin on branches but neva made it to top tree!/
So he lies I aint d illest. .but real Vets disagree/

2yrs showin lyrical supremacy. .see wat I Became/
A dawg wit no tail ma legz? Only dik n ballz hangs between/
Scratch that. .only pusi n b!tches heads come in between/
Talkin he Wins. .
Off brea$tfeedin. .fed him real meat but it's minced/
Gettin a taste of ma barz. .d only time he Weans/
Anticipation makes him Flinch. . so yes ma fear makes him Wince!

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Claiming you the illest when I beat you stoopidly?/
After ma 'magnum came laude' and shot you brutally?/
Doctors looking ruefully/
They thought he might survive. . . but truthfully. . .
I left so many 'bullet-in'. . .that ya death. . . wasn't 'news' [/i]to me!/

Ya broke self/ was flossing. . . like you holding some wealth/
When you a home-help. . .to a homeless home-help!/
Skinny "[i]figure contouring". . .exhausted all the holes in his belt/
Trousers falling so he hold it himself/
So when you say you "FLY". . . you better ZIP IT!. . . and stop EXPOSING YOURSELF!/

Landlord. . .no lease to manage/ I'm overseas, speaking Spanish/
Buena vista from a piste advantage/ surveying la montagne from a skiing carriage!/
You wanna floss. . . but aint got enough cheese to manage/
Even if you go HAM. . . for me. . . it's just a piece of sandwich!/
Provoke me?. . . I hope you got enough speed to vanish/
By the time I open my eyes. . . you better be reaching Paris!/
I agree my wife's bland. . . but she's at least an average/
but if he say his "baby fly". . . he must mean. . .that 'she's a maggot'/
I mean. . . his wife is a piece a baggage!/
But he wanna battle me. . . instead of battling. . . to keep his marriage!/
. but it's hard when ya wife is a beast and savage/
. . .but he don't care. . . cos he got indecent f@ggots/. . . to feed his habit!!!/



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